Camellia slowly opens her eyes and stretches her limbs.
She gets out of bed and goes back to her attire. She now holds the warlock's magic. She looks back at the mouse hole that she used last night. It was blocked by a wooden block and there was a gnome doll next to it.
She goes downstairs and runs outside.
She looks down at her iPhone and sees a message posted from Kyle.
Kyle: All warriors of Zaron and Larnion are called to an emergency summit. Report to the Elven forest immediately!
Camellia runs to Kyle's house and knocks on the door. Gerald was the one who answers the door. "Yes," He said. "Uh, yeah I'm here to meet with Kyle." Camellia said. "Oh good, he's in the backyard with his friends." Gerald said.
In the backyard, everyone was already seated. "Ah, Commander Camellia has decided to bless us with her presence..." Kyle said, "Let's get started..." Camellia takes her seat between Cartman and Stan. "Humans and Elves of Zaron," Kyle said, "A great evil has descended upon us. After researching last night, I believe we are facing a threat to our entire world." He begins the powerpoint, "Clyde's fortress of darkness is over four stories tall. So far, he has recruited at least fifty warrior to be on his team and he-" Cartman chuckles, "Leave it to Kyle..." "You have something to say, wizard?" Kyle asked as he heard Cartman's chuckles. "Nothing," Cartman said, "Just think it's kind of funny how drow elves in the Middle Ages can use Powerpoint." "You guys, this is serious!" Kyle cried, "Clyde is attempting to raise an army of darkness, I believe he is messing with something he cannot control. He has recruited many of our friends and so... Our only hope is for our two factions to join forces."
"Fuck that!" Cartman said. "Aren't humans and elves, naturally enemies?" Sarah asked. "We do not team up with fucking elves." Cartman added. "You think you have a better idea, wizard fat ass?" Stan asked. "After what you elves did to use at the Battle of Wormsly Woods?!" Butters added, "You think we'll ever trust you?" "That- that was Jimmy's fault and he apologized." Stan retorted.
Kyle calms everyone down after the arguments. "Enough! Where we are human or elf isn't going to mater one bit! If all of Zaron is taken over by German Zombies! We saw what that green stuff does! We better figure out a way to stop Clyde or there won't be a world to fight in." "He's right..." Sarah said. "Even if we join forces we don't have enough warriors." Stan argued. "So recruit more factions to join us," Kyle suggested, "The Pirates, The Federation, and - the Girls." "The Girls?!" Butters cried. "Kyle, the girls are not gonna fucking play us!" Cartman said. "Hey we're girls!" Sarah said pointing at Camellia and herself. "I meant the 'other' girls," Cartman corrected. "Yeah dude," Stan said, "we can't convince the 'other' girls to do this." "No, but Camellia can," Kyle said.
"Me?" Camellia asked as she points at herself. "The new kid has power we have yet to understand." Kyle explained, "She makes friends on Facebook faster than any we have seen. "She is really good at getting Facebook friends, I'll give her that." Cartman said. "Find a way to get the Girls to side with us, Commander Camellia." Kyle reported, "I'll deal with the other factions. The rest of you return to your stations and prepare for war."
"So where do find the girls' base?" Camellia asked. "Why don't we talk to Annie?" Sarah said, "I heard she leads new members to their base."
Outside City Hall, Annie was play with plush doll of a man. Camellia gives Annie the letter. "What is this?" Annie said, "The boys want us to play with them?!" "Yeah, we need your help!" Butters said. "I do own Camellia one..." Annie said, "I can take you to the girls... But I don't think they'll take too kindly to your offer. Would you like to speak with them?" "Yes!" Stan said, "we need their help now that Clyde has the Stick." "Alright then," Annie said. She blindfolds, Camellia, Sarah, Butters, Princess Kenny, Stan, Jimmy and Cartman.
(A/N: Kyle went to go convince the other factions to join.)
She removes all their blindfolds revealing a room with a tiled ceiling, lavender walls with raven stripes and flowers. The girls were sitting in pink desks with bows that were lined on both sides of the pink carpet run. At the end were Wendy Testaburger and her siding leaders.
"The four hundred and twelfth meeting of the girls is hereby called to order, Sparkle, Sparkle," Wendy announced. "Sunshine!" All the girls cried. "Oh my god, this is all so gay." Cartman said as he looks around the room. "Whoa, so this is the girls' base." Stan said. "Sunshine sparkle, Millie Larsen has the floor." Lola announced.
"If it pleases and sparkles, I move that we vote IMMEDIATELY on the urgent matter involving Monica Ryland." Millie suggested.
The girls quickly agreed at Millie's suggestion.
"Excuse me, I'm sorry but I have an urgent matter that I believe needs to be addressed first." Annie reported.
"The chair acknowledges Annie," Wendy said. "Sunshine sparkle, Annie Knitts has the floor." "If it pleases and sparkles, a messenger named Camellia and her friends comes with a request from the boys." Annie said.
Everyone spat and were disgusted by the boys' presence. "I'll told you the girls were not gonna join us!" Cartman argued. "What request do the boys ask of us?" Wendy said. "Yes, well we ask that all you ladies join our factions to fight against Clyde's fortress of darkness." Butters said."What?!" Millie cried, "We don't have time for that! Something VERY big happened and we must do something!" "I know," Annie said, "I thought maybe she and her friends could help." "Help?" Camellia asked, "On what?" "Oh...that's not a bad idea." Bebe said, "I glitter Annie's idea." "Sunshine, sparkle," Lola said, "A motion has been glittered to have the new kid and her friends help with Monica Ryland." "All right, Camellia and others," Wendy said, "There are terrible rumors going around town that our good friend Allie Nelson was spotted at the abortion clinic." "I have NEVER been to the abortion clinic!" Allie protested, "I'm not a whore!" "We aren't sure," Wendy said, "but we think the girl spreading rumors about Allie is Monica Ryland." "And then she has the gall to act all nice to me!" Allie said in anger. "We have to know for sure if Monica Ryland is a two faced bitch or not." Wendy said, "So- we are gonna send Monica a Facebook pace with one of your male friends' picture that tell her that he's Bebe's boyfriend from Lakewood and you want to meet her and ask her what the best thing to get Bebe for her birthday would be and see if Monica tries to hit on you at all because that way, we can see if Monica is a manipulative bitch." "Right!" Bebe said, "So which one of you boys wants to be my pretend boyfriend."
"How about you Jimmy?" Camellia asked. "N-no way!" Jimmy said, "I don't think many g-girls will be attracted to a disabled person l-like me!" "Cartman?" Camellia asked. "I don't girls would like a fat ass like you Cartman," Stan said. "Dammit Stan, I'm not fat I'm big boned!" Cartman retorted. "Stan?" Camellia said. Stan throws up at the thought of being Bebe's boyfriend. "Ew!" Camellia said, "does he always does that?" "He used to when he had a crush on Wendy," Cartman said, "but now he only does that when a girl asks him to be her girlfriend." "Alright, then, Butters, you're our only option left." Camellia said. "M-me?" Butters cried. "It's settled then," Wendy said, "Butters will be Bebe's pretend boyfriend. Do this task for us and the girls will consider your request." She then uses the hammer to end the meeting, "Sparkle!" "Sunshine!" the girls replied. Annie then puts the blindfolds back on Camellia and the others.
Annie removes everyone's blindfolds, "Alright Butters, you'll find Monica waiting for you at the park. But don't worry we won't use your real name. Your fake name will be Hankerson." "Hehehe... Hankerson..." Cartman giggled. "All you have to do is pretend to be Bebe's long distance boyfriend." Annie instructed, "When the job is done, come see me."
"Alright Butters, you're our only hope," Stan said, "use a disguise so Monica won't recognize you."
Later at the park, Butters was dressed in a totally different attire. He wore a red football jacket, jeans and is wearing a red and white baseball cap that covers his blonde hair. "Oh hi!" Monica said, "You must be Hankerson." Butters sat next to Monica and listens.
Camellia and everyone else hides from plain view and listens.
"So, you wanna talk about Bebe, huh?" Monica asked. "Yeah, sure," Butters said, "So can you tell me about what would be the best present for Bebe?" "Well, look... Bebe's my friend, I think she's really great," Monica said, "I-I don't know if she's the end all be all of girls - I mean... she's a little two-faced if you ask me... But hey, I read a lot of your Facebook profile, and I think you're a really interesting boy..." "R-really!" Butters said. "Aha!" Bebe cried, "We knew it! You two faced manipulative whore!" "What the heck!?" Monica cried. "Thank god we sent Butters to spy on you, huh girls!" Wendy said. "Yeah!" Red said, "Now we know you're a two face bitch!"
"Um...Can we come out now!" Stan cried. Camellia and the others came out of their hiding places.
"What'dya mean?" Monica cried, "You guys are my best friends!" "Then why are you hitting on MY Facebook boyfriend?!" Bebe demanded, "We brought someone else who might be interested!" A boy with brown hair and eyes comes out and was wearing a cyan jacket with white stripes on the sleeves, black shorts and black shoes. "Monica!" The boy said, "What the fuck are you doing!?" "Uh oh, hey, Jake." Monica greeted. "Have fun you two-faced skank!" Wendy said. "Guys wait! Please come back!" Monica said as she goes after them.
"What's the big idea trying to fuck my girlfriend!?" Jake demanded. "W-what!" Butters cried, "But I'm not a relationship with her honest!" "Then maybe you'll understand this!" Jake said. "Uh oh!" Butters cried, "F-fellows, a little help? Guys?" "Sorry, Butters...but you're on your own." Cartman said. "Oh thanks a lot, fellows, you're a real help!" Butters said. "[sigh] Looks like it is up to us, Sarah," Camellia said. "You guys really need to grow a spine..." Sarah said in disappointment. She takes out her wand to get ready for battle.
After Camellia and Sarah defeats Jake, Butters was spared from Jake's wrath and were back outside City Hall.
"The girls want to thank you all for your help." Annie said, "We can go see them again whenever you're ready." "All ready!" Everyone cried. Annie puts on the blindfolds around everyone's eyes.
"Camellia, everyone else, we want to thank you and your friends for helping us determine whether or not Monica was a two-face bitch." Wendy said, "She really made us mad, but it turns out she couldn't have been the one spreading rumors about Allie Nelson going to the abortion clinic." "Yeah, so we made up," Allie added. "You guys are the best!" Monica said. "Alright, alright, everything's gone well, now can you girls join us?" Cartman asked. "Hold on there, fat boy!" Wendy said, "You see the thing is. Heidi Turner was supposed to put on the Facebook page that Butters was Bebe's boyfriend. But she didn't." "Because Heidi Turner is a two-face bitch who says she likes me then tries to stab me in the back!" Monica said. "Right!" Wendy said, "So we need to know if Heidi Turner is the two-faced bitch who's spreading rumors about Allie being spotted at the abortion clinic. I want you and your friend Sarah to go undercover to expose her." "Make over!" Courtney cried. "MAAAAKE-OVERRR!" All the girls cried.
After Camellia and Sarah had their makeovers done.
Camellia's barrette was now aqua green, she wore a dark pink, long sleeve shirt that was open to reveal her black T-shirt, and wore jean shorts.
Sarah had her hair tied into two braids. Her clothes were a green strapless shirt, a jean skirt and white kneesocks.
"Whoa, you two ladies look real pretty." Butters said. "Hey just be glad, it's us that got makeovers." Sarah said. "She's got us there," Stan said, "I don't think I could stand being in a skirt."
Outside the clinic, Wendy gave Camellia and Sarah instructions.
"All right, Camellia, Sarah, Get inside the abortion clinic and find the records room." Wendy said, "Take a picture of all the records for the past week and text them to us. That will help us find out who the two-faced bitch is. I'm sure you can appreciate why none of us can do this." "If any of us are spotted in there, people might think we're sluts like Jessica Rodriguez." Bebe added. A girl with long brown hair and matching eyes greets them. She wore white pearl earrings, a red dress and black shoes. "Hey! Jessie!" Kelly greeted. "What are you up to?" Jessica asked. "Oh nothing," Bebe said, "just finding out which of our friends is a two-faced bitch." "Cool, see you around," Jessica said as she walks past them. "Skank..." Wendy said. "Alright, now you two girls go in there and get to the records room." Bebe said, "Find out if Jessie had an abortion."
"Hi!" said Admin wearing a pink nurse attire, "You two girls here for an abortion. It's okay, don't be scared. The first one's always the scariest. Take room A, second door to your left." As the two girls went to the door that says Patient's only, Admin spoke up, "I'm sorry, but your little friends will have to wait out here." "Alright, Commander Camellia, Sarah go in there." Cartman said, "I have to go back to kingdom, Kyle just texted me." He then exits the clinic. "Good luck, you two we're counting on you," Stan said. "Yeah, good luck!" Butters said.
As the went past the door, Sarah saw the Records Room. "Hey look! There it is!" Sarah said. "Access restricted to physicians only!" A security camera said. "Looks like we have to pose as doctors," Camellia said. "Come on, let's go to Room A. Here it is Operating Room A." Camellia opens the door and there was a doctor waiting for her. "Hi, I'm Doctor Poonlover," He introduced, "Get on up in the chair and this won't take long at all. I'm afraid that one of you has to find a place to sit. Hey, little young to be having an abortion, aren't we? It's okay, we have a booster seat.." Dr. Poonlover places a booster seat. Camellia sits on it and waits for further instructions. Sarah was siting not far from the operating chair. He puts a towel on Camellia's stomach.
Dr. Poonlover takes out the vacuum, "Alright, just sit back and relax. We'll get that fuck trash taken right out of you. Here we go." During the process, Camellia accidently burn out the vacuum. Dr. Poonlover was shocked at this, "You burned out the vacuum! I'm gonna have to getthis thing fixed. Be back in a minute." He left the room and closes the door behind him. Camellia removes the towel and gets off the booster seat. "Camellia look what it found! Spare clothes that doctors use!" Sarah said, "Come on let's put them on!"
The two girls puts on the Surgical Gloves, scrubs and cap and quickly leave the room. The security camera easily let's them in. The two disguised doctors quickly went through the files and come across this week's records. After they took pictures of it, they heard something fall into the boxes.
"Agh! Dammit!" Randy cried. "Mr. Marsh!" Camellia cried. "Oh... it's you! Thank god!" Randy said in relief, "Something strange is going on here! The PTA reviewed that tape you got us. The Taco Bell has something called a Plan B. They've been here looking through these records. But why would they be interested in the gynecological files of the women of South Park?"
Two government agents with different hair colors were standing at the doorway. "I'm afraid now you know too much," A government agent said. He then takes out his walkie-talkie, "We have two more asking a lot of questions." "Deal with them quietly," His boss said from the other end of the line, "We can't let anyone find out what we were doing there." The government agent slowly pulls the trigger. "Before you kill us tell us why." Randy asked, "Why is Taco Bell taking the records of women's vaginas in South Park?" The black haired agent picks up something from his radar, "I'm picking up some hot readings on the OFLC!" "Tell us!" Randy continued, "What do women's vaginas and Doritos Locos Tacos have in common?!" "OFLC is going crazy!" The black haired agent said not listening to Randy's question. "Oh shit!" The brown haired agent said taking his finger from the trigger, "There's an outbreak here! We have contamination in Sector Seven! All units to Sector Seven now!"
"Secure the entire building! Put that woman in restraints!"
Two government agents tied Admin's wrists behind her back. "What's going on?" Dr. Poonlover demanded. "Taco Bell security." A government agent said, "Your clinic is infected with the Nazi Zombie Virus. "Nazi zombies?!" Dr. Poonlover said, "That's ridiculous! And bigoted! I happen to be German!" One of the government agents panicked and kills the doctor. Admin panicked. "Tell people... what you saw here today." Dr. Poonlover said.
The door then closes, Camellia and Sarah were left inside the door. "Come on, let's quarantine the place!" said a government agent.
Beep! Beep! Camellia gets a message posted on her iPhone. She opens her account and that the new message was posted from Stan.
Stan: Watch out, you guys. A bunch of soldiers just blocked off the clinic. We'll find some other way to get to you.
"Hey look, a mouse hole!" Camellia said. "What use is that?" Sarah asked. "With this!" Camellia said. She uses the Gnome Dust and shrinks herself and Sarah to the size of mice. "Wow, how convenient..." Sarah said. She and Camellia goes into the mouse hole.
