Jake: Heyz!

Percy: Hi Jake!

Jake: Not you retard. The readers! My wonderful fans!

Percy: Oh.

Jake: More people better review or I will kill Rachel for good!

All of my fans: Yay!

Jake: Or Percy!

All of my fans: Boo!

Jake: Im kidding! Anyways, here are some dares from my friend! Percy has to annoy bob as much as possible! And has to sing Bringing sexy back By Justin Timberlake, for the whole camp naked with only a cookie to cover his balls!

Percy: What!

Jake: Annabeth has to eat the cookie!

Annabeth: D**n it! Cant I just eat a normal cookie?

Jake: No. Nico has to lock himself in a room with a hungry dinosaur ninja!

Nico: What!

Jake: Tyson has to swallow a starfish!

Annabeth: Wait. Where is Tyson?

Jake: In my dungeon!

Percy: What!

Jake: Rachel has to beat Nico with a tennis racket!

Rachel: Finally! A good dare!

Percy: My turn. Hey Bob! Hey Bob! Hey Bob! Hey Bob!

Bob: What?

Percy: Nothing! Now my next dare. –Strips and grabs a cookie- Here we go. –Gets the camp online-

Chiron: Percy, Why are you naked?

Percy: Cause Im bringing sexy back! –Sings-

Malcolm: What the?

Chiron: Percy, very inappropriate.

Percy: Annabeth, heres the cookie. –Puts his clothes back on-

Annabeth: Ugh. –Eats the cookie-

Drew: Im gonna barf. Wait, isnt that Silenas underwear?

Nico: Yes.

Chiron: Oh god. Why are you doing this?

Percy: a physco person has captured us!

Jake: Hey! I have feelings!

Percy: Well, see ya. –Ends message-

Rachel: My turn! –Beats Nico with a tennis racket-

Nico: Ow. My turn. –Gets in the room-

FIVE MINUTES LATER

Nico: -Screams and runs out- It tried to make a new species with me!

Jake: Also, Meet my new minions! Thing one and Thing two got annoying. Meet the Wargals! From Rangers Apprentice. Great series BTW. You should read it!

Wargals walk in

Jake: By request, Get Thaila.

Wargal: -snorts and leaves-

Jake: So. While waiting for Thaila, Lets do the truths!

Percy: Awh.

Jake: Percy, How much do you hate No one but someone now?

Percy: A lot.

Jake: Annabeth, When did you meet Rachel?

Annabeth: When she came to camp.

Jake: Thats it.

Wargals walk in with Thaila.

Thaila: Let me go!

Nico: Thaila! –Makes out with her for a while-

Jake: Awh. –Tasers them- Stop!

Nico: Why?

Jake: Percabeth is better.

Nico: Hey!

Jake: And, my girlfriend isnt here.

Percy: You have a girlfriend! She must be blind.

Jake: Shutup! –Tasers-

Percy: Ow!

Jake: Okay. See you next time!

Thaila: Where am I!