Disclaimer: I own nothing, but I could handle taking all the boys off her hands for a year or two….

"You better answer your fucking phone or I am going to rip your balls off and stuff them down your throat Edward Anthony Fucking Mason."I screamed as I paced the floor of our living room. I felt Jacob's warm hand rest on my hips and calmed down insistently.

"Did I tell you have ravishing you look tonight?" he asked in a husky tone as he pressed his lips to my neck and sucked on it lightly.

"Yes you did, but I love hearing it." I looked over to see my man looking like something right out of G fucking Q. I really didn't think he could pull off that white tuxedo with orange vest; but god I was so wrong. I will never ever go against Alice and her fashion sense. The white against his rustic skin and black hair made me just want to rip the offending thing off and rape him.

"I still can't believe we got Orange, but baby you rock that orange dress like nobody else." I took use for every to find a dress that I likes let alone one that was burnt orange. It fit my body perfectly, hung down to my ankles and had a slit that went all the way to my right hip. The bodice was the one part that sold me on the dress, It was a low cut bikini type top with studded straps and the highlight of the whole piece was the crystal studded broach.

"Is baby girl still sleeping?" I asked as I leaned into his arms and wrapped mine around him tightly.

"Was, till her loving auntie started screaming about ripping someone's balls off and stuffing them down their throat." I giggled into his chest and shook my head.

"He knew what today was, he knew we needed to be out of this house by 8 or Alice was going to have our first born." I said as I pushed myself away and picked up my phone again. He placed his hands over mine and lowered them to my side.

"Babe, its only 7:30, he only got off work 15 minutes ago. You know I am not his biggest fan, but give the poor man some slack." He said as he leaned into me and kissed right next to my lips, making sure not to mess up my lipstick.

"I know." I humped as I tossed my phone onto the couch and walked over to the kitchen sink. "I am just so excited to go out tonight; we haven't been able to go out in months. And you know this New Year's party is a big thing for Alice." I felt his arms wrap around my waist and pull me into his chest.

"I know bells, but you need to calm down. The man will be here, we will be on time, and Alice's creations will be on show for all the buyers to see."

"I can't believe she has this opportunity, and she chose all of use to be her models." I shook my head as I grabbed a glass and placed it into the dishwasher.

"Alice is going to kill you if you get water spots on that dress." He whispered into my ear, and then with the tip of his tongue started to run it lazily down my neck and around my collar bone, as his hands started to roam around my chest.

"I am so sorry." Edwards rushed voice yelled as our front door slammed open and Sam started barking like a storm. I heard Jake growl in my ear and I reached back and lightly massaged his enlarged member.

"Tonight." I whispered as I pulled away from him and went to where Edward was now stopped dead glaring at us. "Cutting it rather close aren't you." I said as I stood in front of him and tapped my Jimmy Choo metallic heeled sandal on the hardwood floor. I watched as his eyes took in my whole body, lingering on my hips and chest before finely meeting my eyes and licking his lips.

"WOW." He said as he took a step closed and picked up one of my ringlets that was resting on my naked shoulder. "You always did clean up nice."

"Humm, thanks, I think." I said as I glanced over to Jake who looked like he was about to pounce.

"Anytime." Edward said in his husky voice that still made my legs quiver.

Get the fuck over it Bella; you are with a tall, dark, handsome man. You don't need this skinny, pale ass divorced one. I shook my head and turned around to look for my clutch.

"Baby girl is up in her room. You're just dropping her off with Heidi and going to be there in time right?"

"Well I have to go home and change, pick up Tanya from her place, and then we will be there." He explained as I heard his steps walking to the stairs.

"But you'll be late." I said as I turned back around and saw him disappear up the stairs.

"I can't believe he is still seeing that Tanya chick." Jake hissed as he walked by me and petted Sam on his back. "That girl is just plain trailer park trash in high society clothing." I shook my head and growled low in my chest as I picked up my cell.

"All I have to say is if the bitch she puts one hand on you tonight, like she tried at Christmas, I am going to rip her to shreds and burn the pieces." I shoved my phone into my clutch a little too hard and they both fell to the floor scattering all its contents across the floor. "Shit." I cursed as I rolled my eyes and started to lift up my dress so I could kneel down to pick it all up.

"I love it when you get all possessive." Jake said as he knelt before me, running his fingers down my calf on his way down and picked up everything that had scattered on the floor. "But you, my beautiful woman, have nothing to worry about." He grabbed my hand and placed a kiss on my engagement ring.

"I have seen enough." Edward said as he stepped into the living room, Gina snuggled into his neck sleeping soundly. "I will see you both there. Thanks for watching her for me on such short notice." He nodded his head and then walked out the door, slamming it shut behind him.

"What the fuck?" I said as I looked back down at Jake who still held my hand and a sly smile on his face.

"No clue." He shrugged. "Ready to go?" he said as he stood up and wiped off his knees. "We still need to take Sam to Leah's." I looked at the clock and saw that we had less than 10 minutes to get to the Red Lion ballroom.

"Thank God we are only 2 minutes away." I huffed as I walked out our door arm and arm with my Jacob. "Alice is going to kill us for being late."

"I can't believe this." Alice hissed as she watched Edward and Tanya walk through the door. Tanya was just another Jessica, the only deferens is that she had strawberry blond hair and stood at almost 6 feet tall. Alice ran up to the towering Tanya wagging her finger. "I told you to wear silver shoes not chrome. Did you not see the silver on the dress?" Tanya dress was an eggplant color that looked like Alice took a tulip and turned it upside down added a few crystal ascents and was done. Not one of her best works if I say so myself.

"Thank God she got that one." Rose hissed into my ear. "I think that is the only dress that Alice as ever designed that I just downright hate." We both started giggling and I turned to hide my face in Jacob's chest.

"Do you not understand that this is my life here?" Alice's voice came out in a sob as she ran out of the room. I gave Edward a glare; he just shrugged his shoulder and looked over to Tanya who looked bored with the world, picking her fake nails.

"Let's go Rose. We have calm down duty now thanks to Edwards little play toy." I said a little load as I took her hand and we ran after Alice. We finely found her sitting in the bathroom with her face in her hands mumbling about 'A stupid bitch who couldn't even tell the difference between chrome and silver.'

"Pixie." I said as I placed my hand on her shoulder.

"I can't believe her. Dose she not know that this is a once in a lifetime chance for me. There is only one student in the whole state that is picked to do this, and it was me. And now Edwards's new Barbie doll is going to fuck it all up." She slammed her hand done on to her knee and the winced with the force. "This one day will make or break my whole career."

"So, tell her to go home." Rose offered up with a sly smile. I slapped her arm and gave Alice a hug.

"Alice, I have a pair of Silver heels at home, I could send Jake to go get them for us." She looked up at me with loving eyes and jumped up and down.

"Would you really." I nodded and she jumped a few more times then stopped. "No you can't send Jake we need him, you guys go out first." She slumped back down onto the chair and looked lost into the mirror.

"Then send Edward." Rose said making Alice jumped up and clapped her hands.

"Perfect. Ok, let's go show these people how great Alice really is." We all linked arms and walk out of the bathroom. I slid in behind Jake how was talking to Emmett about the Bugatti Veyron 16.4 that was brought in yesterday to his garage for some body work.

"Baby?" I hummed into his ear as I placed a small kiss to it and wrapped my hands around his waist. His hand came up to cove mine as he finished his sentence and then turned to look at me.

"What's up Bells?"

"could you give Edward to key to our place, Tanya needs to borrow my silver Carlos." He smiled at me and shook his head before retrieving his keys and handing them over.

"I'm glad we got Leah to watch Sam, or Edward would have walked out of there without his balls." He laughed and I saw Emmett slap him on his shoulder as I walked away.

"Ok. This is how this is going to work." I said as I walked up to Edward and Tanya who were talking quietly in the corner. They both looked at me with forced smiles; I just forced one of my own and slapped the keys into Edwards's hand. "Go into my room, my shoes are in the small closet to the left of the bathroom. There is a pair of silver Carlos Tuxedo sandals on the third shelf. Grab them and get your ass back here ASAP." He looked down at the keys and then back at me with confusion in his eyes.

"Jacob trusts me?" he asked with a furrowed brow.

"Let's just put it this way. He knows how important this night is for Alice; and he would do anything to help out a friend to make sure that her night is perfect." I say him shake his hand slightly as he looked over to Tanya.

"Oh for fucks sake. They are the same fucking color. Silver, chrome; who the fuck would know the difference?" he huffed as she slammed his fits onto her hips and glared me down.

"Anyone with any fashion sense." I spat back before turning back to Edward. "You need to hurry; you guys are up in like 30 minutes. Oh and She," I pointed at Tanya with a tight smile. "is not allowed into my house." I said right before turning around and walking back to my man.

The rest of the night went on without a hitch. Everyone loved Alice's designs and there was even talk about a couple companies wanting to discuss contracts for a dress line. I never thought being a model was so much work, but with everyone coming up to you, touching, feeling and scrutinizing your every curve it kind of wears you down. By the time the clock hit midnight and all the cheers, screams, and first kisses were finished we spent the next two hours dancing, drinking, and just being us before going home and passing out in pure exhaustion.

ETETETETETETET

"Bella, you look like shit." Taylor my team partner said as my head feel onto the library table.

"No, I'm fine let' get this done." I said into the grain of the table.

"If your ass is sick, I don't want to be near you." I felt his hand moving around to feel my forehead and he held it there. "Dang, girl you are burning up." I looked up at him and tried to stand up, but the aches in my muscles and the dizziness in my head were too much to take.

"Yeah maybe I should go home." I whispered as I sat back down and cradled my head in my hands. I waited for the dizzy spell to subside before picking up my backpack, looking for my keys. I felt his hand cover mine and I stopped to look up at him.

"What are you doing?" he asked as he pulled my bag away.

"Looking for my keys?" I asked more than said.

"You're not going to drive in your condition." He took both his messenger bag and my backpack off the table and helped me stand up. "I'll drive you home and Jake can come get your beater later." He said as he practically carried my worn out body out of the library and poured me into his BMW coupe'. "Throw up on the leather girl and I will make you write the whole paper by yourself." He said as we started down the road.

"Funny Tay." I hummed as I rested my head on the cool window. I had to have fallen asleep because the nest thing I knew I was being carried into my front door and placed onto my couch.

"You're lucky I'm such a great guy, and love's your ass to pieces." He said as he walked out of my view and returned a minute later with a large bottle of purple Gatorade. "Grape, my lady." I giggled a little and took a small drink.

"Thank you so much Tay." I sighed as I snuggled into the couch, as I kicked off my shoes and half assed pulled the throw blanket over my chilled body.

"I called Jake, he said he had to wrap up a few things and he will be right home." Taylor said as he sat in the chair and turned on the TV.

"Tay you can go home, I'll be fine till he gets home." I closed my eyes and snuggled deeper into my couch and blanket.

"I was told under no circumstances can I leave this house with you here alone." He said with a smug smile on his face and looked back at our TV. "Now shut up woman, I'm looking for the CSI I missed last night." I heard the beginning sounds of CSI before falling into a dream less sleep.

"Thanks Taylor." I head Jake say as I was awoken to a stirring in my stomach.

Oh God no.. Not the throwing up part.

Run… now …

I shot up from the couch and ran to the bathroom hand clenched over my mouth. I heard Taylor's laughter as I fell in front of the toilet and emptied my stomach. I felt my hair being lifted and a cold washrag rested on the back of my neck.

"Kill me please." I whined as I rested my head on the cool bowl and closed my eyes.

"Can't do that Bell's" I head Jake chuckle as he pulled me up and held me close. "I couldn't live without you." he said as he kissed my forehead and pulled back sharply. "Oh baby your burning up." He brought the cool cloth to my face and started to wipe it down.

"I have already heard that today." I huffed as I pushed him away and started to walk to the stairs. "Do we have any Threa-Flu?" I said as I pulled myself slowly up the stairs, Jake following close behind.

"I think I used that last of it last time." He said as he helped to remove my jeans and t shirt. I fought with my bra as he went to get my purple flannel sleep pants and the matching long sleeve shirt. After fighting with my shirt I fell into bed and pulled myself into the fetal position cursing under my breath.

"I hate this Jake." I whined as I felt his body snuggle up behind mine.

"Do you want me to run to the store and get you some?"

"Do you mind?" I felt him shake his head and press a kiss to my shoulder. "And you may want to call Edward and tell him to take baby girl to mom's I don't want her around this."

"Will do. I will be home soon." I heard him gallop down the stairs and the front door slam shut right before I fell asleep once more. I load bang woke me from my strange dream. I looked at the clock and saw that I was only out for about 15 minutes. I heard the sound once more and furrowed my brow.

"Sam." I hissed as I pushed myself out of bed and staggered to the shut door. "He better not have turned over the garbage again." I rolled my eyes as I opened my door and stepped right on top of a sleeping Sam.

What the fuck? If Sam is here, than who is? I stopped dead in my tracks and shushed Sam before he should make a noise as I listened for anymore from down stairs. The sound of something crashing to the floor came once again and I covered my mouth as I pulled in Sam's collar and pulled him into our room. I crawled to the side of the bed and looked for a phone.

"Fuck." I said under my breath when I remembered that I brought the phone down stairs this morning. I looked around the room to see if I had anything I could use as a weapon and found Jakes metal baseball bat laying under the bed. I felt my stomach clench and jolt and had to cover my mouth once more so that I didn't throw up on my floor. I crawled over to the bathroom and as quite as I could empty my stomach. I gasped as I felt Sam's went nose nuzzle my back and fell onto my ass.

"What am I going to do?" I asked Sam as I wrapped my arms around his neck and cried into his neck. "I can't even walk, how in the hell am I going to protect myself from a burglar?" I head another sound from down stairs and I crawled over to the door opening it slowly. I told Sam to stay and I continued to crawl to the stairs, noticing that Jake had closed the bottom door. I sighed in relief.

At least that will give me a little bit of surprise.

Yeah because a sick little girl with a metal baseball bat wouldn't be a surprise at all.

Well at least I have the… Fuck, the bat. I looked behind me and saw it lying on the floor next to the bed.

"What the fuck are you doing here?" I heard Jakes voice yell as I pressed my ear to the door.

"Oh God please be careful Jake." I cried as I reached up to the door knob but stopped dead as I heard a female voice come through the door.

"I came to see my Jakey." The sickly high pitched voice sang as I dropped my arm.

What the fuck?

You know you are saying that a lot lately?

Shut up.

"How did you get in?" I heard him ask with the sound of the shutting door.

"I copied the key on New Year's when Edward was in looking for the shoes. Just told him I needed to run and get new hoes." I heard the sound of jangling keys and a noticeable giggle.

Oh My God.. Its Tanya….

"Keep your voice down, Bella is upstairs sleeping." I heard Jake hiss and his footsteps coming toward the very door she was listening though.

"I can be quite." I felt my eyes grow large and I covered my mouth before I could gasp out load.

"Get your hands off me." I heard him yell.

"But Jakey, I want you." I heard her coo as I clenched my hands into fists and pulled myself into a standing position. "And I know you want me too."

"The only thing I want from you is the key to MY house and your ass out of it."

"Come on Jake I know you want me. I saw that on Christmas when you kissed me."

He never told me they kissed, just that she grabbed his ass.

Well maybe it slipped his mind…

Oh yeah because kissing someone other than your fucking fiancé is something that can slip your mind.

"I didn't kiss you, you kissed me." I felt relief wash over me slightly before her voice came once again.

"Yes, but you didn't pull away, now did you."

"I think I have heard enough." I screamed as I slammed open the door and stared at a very pissed off Jacob and a half naked Tanya. "You fucking kissed this whore?" I yelled at Jake. I saw his eyes widen in fear and it was all I needed.

"Bell's it's not what you think?" he stammered as he took a few steps to me and I backed away.

"What else could I think? You fucking kissed her at my mother's house. What were you sleeping under the fucking mistletoe and thought her slimy lips were mine?" I watched him nod his head and I slammed my weak fist into the wall. "I can't deal with this shit." I walked over and picked up my backpack and walked to the front door.

"Bella Please." He called after me as I walked up the gang plank.

"I don't think I want to talk to you right now." I cried as I walked up to his car and unlocked it.

"Where are you going?" he asked as he stopped the door from closing. "You're to sick to drive baby."

"Don't you dare call me baby." I spat at him as I pulled on the door. "Go play with your little friend Tanya, she's problem missing you right now." I cried as I kicked him in the chin with my bear foot.

"Bella you know I only want you." he said as he knelt before the open door and wrapped his arms around my waist.

"No Jake, no I don't. If you did you wouldn't have kissed her." I pushed at his head and started the car.

"I didn't kiss her." He hissed as he tried to take the key from the ignition.

"STOP IT." I screamed as I slapped at his hand and shoulders. "I need to… I need to think..."

"Bella I love you." I looked down and saw tears starting to fall from his eyes. "Please don't let her lies take you away from me." I shook my head and placed my hand on his cheek.

"Just let go and let me think, ok?" I cried as I felt my stomach clench once more and I held down the bile that tried to come up my throat.

"Please be careful." He said softly as he leaned up and pressed a kiss to my lips. "I love you Isabella Marie Swan, and I will have you as my wife. We will get through this." He stood up and closed the door before I could say a word.

I pulled out of the parking lot and just let my body drive without thinking. Less than 10 minutes later I pulled up to the curb and threw myself out of the car. I practically crawled up the walkway and fell into the door as I rang the bell. I fell to the tile floor as the door opened and look up into worried green eyes.

"Bella." He gasped as he picked me up from the floor and carried me into the house. "Why are you crying?" He asked as he placed me onto his leather couch and pressed his hand to my forehead. "Oh baby your burning up." I watched though tear filled eyes as Edward walked to the kitchen and brought me back with a couple pills and a bottle of water. I took the pills and drank down some water before snuggling into the corner of the couch. I watched as he picked up Gina and placed her into her swing before coming back to me and pulling me into his lap. "Ok what did the dog do?" he said as he ran his fingers through my hair.

"He kissed her." I cried as I buried my head into Edward's chest and he held me till I fell asleep.

A/N. Ok sorry this one took so long, But real life is kicking my ass. LOL.. And I have been writing a couple other stories that I have swimming around in my head. I am thinking I am going to keep this story as a once a month posting.. it will make it easier for me to not feel so bad when I can't get to it every week.