A/N: Hi ppls I'm bak!
Chapter 12: A slutty situation
Draco came home late that night, at around midnight. He was still a bit angry with Hermione, but had kind of gotten over it. He still couldn't understand why she wouldn't tell him. Well sure it was none of his business, but she could have at least hinted it, he might have even treated her better, not. Rolling his eyes Draco began to climb up the long flight of stairs.
Draco had arrived at his office in the morning and had trown anything that came into his hand (including his handsome eagle owl, Percival) at the wall. He had had to stop because his startled secretary had come running into the room to see if everything was alright. He left work early, at around 4 o' clock. And went to the Leaky Cauldron, where he ran into Pansy Parkinson. She had only angered him further by literally begging him for sex. He gave up in the end and went to her house. She was such a slut and such a dissapointment in bed.
Draco reached the bedroom to find Hermione sleeping soundly. It didn't really matter because he was in no mood of speaking to her, but the only problem was that she was lying flat on her stomach, her arms and legs stretched out so they took up the whole bed. Stupid, ugly mudblood doesn't even know how to sleep in a ladylike manner thought Draco as he stripped down to his boxers, they were baby blue with yellow smiley faces on them. He tried moving her to her side of the bed, without waking her, but it didn't work. Hermione jumped up, grabbed her wand from the bedside table and pinned Draco against the pillows, her wand at his throat.
'Geez! Calm down Granger, it's only me' drawled Draco.
'Why the HELL did you wake me up?'
'Uh…let me see…you were…I dunno…HOGGING the whole bloody bed'
'I can't believe you! You live in a house with about a hundered rooms and you still chose to wake me up. WHY?'
'There are a number of reasons for that Granger. One this is my bedroom-'
'SO?'
'-two I'm too lazy to walk all the way to another bedroom-'
'Asshole!'
'-and three it's fun pissing you off'
Hermione was furious. He comes home in the middle of the night amd wakes me up and thinks he can get away with it and-
'You know what Granger? Your boyfriend fights like a girl' said Draco out of the blue.
'Excuse me? He beat the living crap out of you'
'No he did not! It was th other way around and can I ask you something Granger?'
'What?'
'Are you blind?'
'WHAT!'
'I mean come on, even if you were going to have a boyfriend you could pick a guy who's head isn't so far shoved up his arse that he needs surgery to remove it'
'Err… look who's talking…at least his head isn't shoved up as far as yours and anyway, it is not up to you to decide who I date and who I don't'
'Whatever Granger' and with that Draco got up from the bed.
'Where are you going?'
'If you really must know Granger, I need to take a piss'
'Rrrrrriiiigggghhhttt! Whatever! Go do what ever you want…oh and by the way, nice boxers'
Draco looked down at his boxers and then at Hermione but she'd already buried her head on the covers, in order to hide her smirk. Cursing Draco turned around walked into the bed room, slamming the door behind him.
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Hermione and Draco woke up the next morning when Nick came pounding into the room and yelled 'MUMMY DADDY TIME TO WAKE UP!' It was a Saturday and Hermione was planning on taking Nick to Diagon Alley to make up for the trip that had been ruined by Draco. The only problem was that she hadn't told Draco yet.
As they sat there having breakfast Hermione said 'Nick and I are going to Diagon Alley today'
Draco getting suspicious asked 'Why?'
'Because it's fun'
'Really! And what exactly are you planning on doing there?'
'We're just going to look around the shops and stuff, what else?'
'I'm coming with you'
'WHAT' oh perfect just what she needed Malfoy ruining their trip 'why?'
'Because I need some things and I can keep an eye on you'
'Look Malfoy, I have a right to live my life ok, you DON'T own me.'
'I don't care, I'm still coming'
Giving up Hermione got up and stormed out of the room. After grabbing her purse and calling Nick from his room, she stood waiting in the entrance hall waiting for Draco. She saw him come out of the kitchen wearing long black robes.
'Don't you have anything to wear besides those boring robes?'
'No, why do you care'
'It'll just be embarrassing walking down the street with you dressed like that'
'You can't tell me how I dress'
'I know but-'
'Then just shut up so we can leave' saying that Draco picked Nick up and painfully grabbed Hermione's arm and apparated them into the Leaky Cauldron. 'Where shall we go first?'
'I dunno, where do you need to go?'
'I don't care'
'Didn't you need to get stuff?'
'No'
'But you said-'
'Honestly Granger, you're so bloody thick'
Hermione looked as though she was about to scream. Stupid fucking ferret, she thought, he was calling HER thick when he'd spent his whole life hanging around those thugs Crabbe and Goyle. That sonnava bitch, she could kill him. But Hermione, being the sensible one, didn't say anything instead she pulled Nick out of Draco's arms and walked out of the pub.
'Where do you want to go first Nick?' asked Hermione
'Ice cream shop!' said Nick pointing to the shop as they reached it. Hermione got herself a strawberry cone and got Nick a rainbow coloured one, Draco, who had followed them, got a chocolate. They sat there eating ice cream not saying a word when suddenly:
'DRAKIE!' came a high pitched squeal from behind them making them all jump and Nick dropped his ice cream and began to cry. 'Hello Drakie' said Pansy Parkinson standing above them wearing a short denim skirt, a horribly pink top and ugg boots, her face plastered with make up.
'Pansy how many time have I told you not to call me that'
'You've never minded before'
'Oh haven't I?'
'Yeah'
'Malfoy, get Nick another ice cream' said Hermione making the bickering couple turn to look at her
'Whatever' replied Draco ordering another cone for Nick
'Drakie! What are you doing here with this filthy little Mudblood' asked Pansy in her annoying high pitched voice
'Look Parkinson, just PISS OFF ok' said Hermione firing up at once 'it's none of your fucking business'
'Yes it is, Drakie's MINE!'
Hermione just rolled her eyes. 'You can have Drakie all you want but please leave right now before I do something I regret'
'Are you threatening me Granger'
'As a matter of fact I am'
'Drakie, don't just sit there do something'
'Oh pur-lease Pansy just piss off and leave us alone'
'You…you mean…you'd rarther sit with the mudblood and not me'
'Yes Pansy I'd rather sit with Hemione and not you'
'Shame on you! What would your father think'
At this Draco's eyes darkened instantly. 'You better leave Pansy before I hurt you' he said in a deathly quiet voice
'But think about it, what would he say would-'
'JUST GET THE FUCK AWAY FORM ME PANSY DO I REALLY LOOK LIKE I GIVE A FUCK WHAT MY FATHER WOULD THINK? HUH? DO I?'
This caused Pansy to burst into tears and run from the shop. People had started staring now and it wasn't a good thing. Draco suddenly got up threw some gold onto the table and said 'C'mon Granger, we're going home' and with that he walked out of the shop, Hermione and Nick right behind him.
A/N: there u go ppls wat d'you think REVIEW.
