My Heart Will Go On Ending
Leon and Ashley burst out of the cove right before the island exploded. The force from the explosion knocked them both off the Jet Ski before they both crashed into the water. Leon bobbed up to the surface and couldn't see the Jet Ski, or Ashley any where.
"Ashley! Where are ya?" Leon cried out.
Then from behind he heard Ashley gasping for air.
"Leon!"
He swam to her and helped her stay afloat, "Can you tread water?" He asked.
"A little, yeah."
Leon lifted his radio out from under the water; he knew it was too damaged to work.
"Looks like we got to swim back, or at least till we run into a boat. "
"What?"
"Look, sweetheart, the Jet Ski is gone, and we can't float here forever. Now let's go."
Leon started to swim, Ashley followed after.
The rest of their day consisted of them swimming and then floating when they got tired. But that got them nowhere, because in no time it was night and the air got cold.
"Leon, I'm freezing." Ashley complained.
Leon sighed, "I'm sorry, I don't know what to do. We haven't made much progress and I can't see anything to give us hope."
"Leon, are we going to die?"
"I'm sure as hell is not. But maybe you will."
"… What?"
"Hey, I've survived the Zombie outbreak in Raccoon city. And what have you done? Painstakingly took on daddy's American Express card? Ptssh, you don't stand a chance."
"I took care of some of the Spaniard guys too, you know!"
Leon laughed, "By throwing lamps at them! Oh big deal. Try taking on some villages… with chainsaws."
Ashley started crying, "Why are you being so mean to me Leon?"
"Because I am tired, hungry, and would have never been here in the first place if you haven't gone and get yourself kidnapped."
"That wasn't my fault!"
"I could've been a police officer, lounging about, eating donuts." Leon sighed.
Ashley started coughing, "Leon! I'm really cold!"
"Then let's move, it'll keep your self warm."
"I don't think I can, I'm so tired."
"Oh see, now you're going die."
"Leonnnnn!"
Leon sighed and swam next to Ashley, he grabbed her and started to swim.
"I should just leave you." He muttered.
After of while of Leon swimming he noticed Ashley's body getting colder and her breathing getting softer.
"Ashley!"
"Leon.. I am so tired… Just let me sleep." Ashley said as her head lowered a bit.
Leon shook Ashley, "Don't let go! I was kidding about you dying! I wouldn't get paid if you're dead!"
"But Leon…" She mumbled.
"What am I going to tell the president! Oh… Here's your daughter sir… You might notice she's a little dead, But you can look over look that, Right? I knew you were a kind president."
"Oh, Leon. You know that I've loved you ever since I tried to hit you in the head with the stick." She whispered.
Leon shook Ashley some more, "Don't talk like that!"
"Leon do you love me?"
"Do you want me to lie?"
Ashley didn't reply.
"Fine, if saying this keeps you alive, somehow, then yes." Cough, "I love you."
Ashley smiled a little… Then died.
"GODDAMNIT!" Leon screamed.
He let go of Ashley's corpse and watched her body sink till it couldn't be seen.
"Fuck you, you ungrateful little bitch." Leon said as his final words, "You couldn't even wait to die till we got home… At least I would've got paid." He sighed. "I guess it's back to living off of Golden Puffs then."
Leon un-affected by the cold, swam till dawn and that's when he got rescued by some boat. When he got back to America he chose to never tell the president about… Ashley. He was hoping that Hunnigan and the Pres would assume that he was dead. Of course that never happened… Hunnigan found Leon at the local Wal-Mart.
"Okay… Where are the Golden Puffs?" Leon mumbled tapping his chin lightly.
He scanned the cereal section till, "Ah! There they are!"
Leon grabbed the bag and carried it in his arms like a child would carry a stuffed animal. He then turned to leave the aisle to look for milk but then ran into someone with such a force that it made the bag pop, scattering all the little golden puffs of delicious all over the Wal-Mart floor.
"BULLSHIT! I am not cleaning this crap up!" He shouted in anger.
"… Leon?" Said the person he ran into.
"Hunnigan?"
There stood Hunnigan dressed in her fancy suite carrying two loafs of bread.
"Leon, I thought you were dead!" She gasped.
"I, uh, am! I just… Umm, I'm his evil clone and… Wow Hunnigan you look pretty good without your glasses!" Leon laughed out of pure nervousness.
"Shut up. Why didn't you contact me? And where's Ashley?"
Leon rubbed the back of his neck, "Look, babe, we're not married yet and you're already nagging me."
"You killed her! Didn't you?" Hunnigan raised her voice.
"No." Leon paused, "I didn't." He paused again, "The water did."
"THE WATER?"
"Well you see… Uh, it's Ada's fault! She's all, I'm Hot and I walk around in a red dress and… OH! I'm going to make the island explode! And I was like, she really did it! And, um, the only thing she left Me and Ashley to escape with was a little Jet Ski… And we fell off it and Ashley's a puss and got cold and… I guess she died of hypothermia... Or something…"
"Who the hell's Ada? Ah, never mind. Is what you say is true?" Hunnigan sighed.
"Completely, every word."
"Fine, let's report this to the President."
"Nuh-uh, you do it. It's your job." Leon protested.
"Oh like your job, you did so clearly well?"
". . ."
"Let's go."
So Leon and Hunnigan went to go report the mishap to the Pres and Hunnigan promised Leon that "he wouldn't get killed" because… well it really was something he could not help.
The President didn't take the news so well, and fired Leon and made it so that Leon could only be a normal police officer for the rest of his life, But Leon didn't care… This is what he wanted! He moved south and was an officer there… He ate donuts all day and lived a pretty much happy life.
The UNGRATEFUL End
