This is a Spin off of Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1. This will focus on Matthew and Destiny.

THE TWILIGHT OLTL Saga: BREAKING DAWN – PART 1

The Abridged Script

FADE IN:

EXT. Matthew Buchanan's HOUSE

Destiny Evans looks around apathetically while everyone plans her wedding around her.

Danielle Manning

Oh mi god you have to wear these diamond-encrusted shoes! I know they're uncomfortable, but just do what I tell you anyway!

Destiny Evans

That's totally fine, pretty much every one of my decisions in this series so far has been made by a man on my behalf, so the only difference now is that you have a vagina.

Danielle Manning

Vagina Dentata actually, but you'll find out alllll about that when you become a vampire, whoo boy!

Matthew Buchanan goes to speak with Destiny

Destiny Evans

Hey, isn't it like totally bad luck to see the bride before the wedding?

Matthew Buchanan

That's just silly superstitious nonsense. Now, how many werewolves did we invite to our vampire wedding again?

Destiny Evans

Speaking of which, I'm suddenly totally nervous about becoming a vampire.

Matthew Buchanan

Let me alleviate your concerns by telling you about how, when I first became a vampire, I was driven to murder people every night.

Destiny Evans

Amazingly, that will be effective!

Matthew Buchanan flashes back the 1920′s, watching FRANKENSTEIN MOVIES just so those can be ruined too.

Matthew Buchanan

Back when my hair was more reasonably sized, I killed a lot of people.

Destiny Evans

Oh my God!

Matthew Buchanan

But they were all mean.

Destiny Evans

Oh, okay then.

Matthew Buchanan

But I'm still tortured by it. It was exactly evil enough that it could make me feel guilty, but not evil enough to make you feel repulsed.

Destiny Evans

I like totally love you.

Matthew Buchanan

I have to go to my bachelor party. But don't worry, my character has to remain appealing to even the most prudish girls, so there won't be any strippers. Just some good old-fashioned ritualistic animal killing.

EXT. EXPENSIVE WEDDING

Destiny marries Matthew as slowly as humanly possible, with a couple of dream sequence versions of the wedding thrown in for extra running time. Destiny's father, Greg Evans, walks her down the AISLE while thankless delivering the film's only entertaining lines.

Greg Evans

Honey You look great!

Destiny Evans

Thanks Dad

Destiny marries Matthew. They KISS.

Matthew Buchanan

Hey Destiny, even though it's nearly impossible for most people to even eat dinner at their own wedding, it will be easy for us to vanish into the woods for half an hour. I've got a surprise for you: I got Darren Price to show up! Even though he was invited to the wedding and could have just attended like a normal person, this is a big deal!

Destiny Evans

Hey Darren, Thanks to come to my weeding.

Darren Price

Anytime, Des just as long as Matthew makes you happy then I'm happy.

Destiny Evans

I am, I'll be even more happy if I have dance with my wolf friend.

Darren Price

Sure.

Darren held out his hands and they started dancing.

EXT. BRAZIL

Matthew takes Destiny to BRAZIL.

Destiny Evans

This is so romantic here.

Matthew takes Destiny to a personal vacation beach house on a secluded island near BRAZIL.

Matthew picks her up.

Destiny Evans

(Laughed) What are you doing?

Matthew Buchanan

You'll see. Matthew took her in the bedroom and started making love.

Next Day, Destiny was throwing up in the toilet and MATTHEW WAS MAKING SURE WAS SHE OK.

Destiny looks in the mirror and was holding her stomach.

Destiny Evans

This can't possible happened for me can't it?

Matthew Buchanan

(Froze)

Destiny turn and felt the baby kick. Matthew I'm Pregnant.

Destiny calls Danielle and tell her about her Pregnancy and ask is it possible that Vampire can be in shock.

Then, Soon Matthew talks to Dr. Vivian on the phone and ask was it possible that Destiny can get Pregnant?

Later, Matthew hurry and pack up their bags and left.

INT. Matthew Buchanan's HOUSE

Matthew and Destiny go back to WASHINGTON to figure out what to do.

Darren Price

I can't believe you Did this to her!

Destiny Evans

Darren it's ok I'm fine.

Darren Price

NO YOUR NOT, Look at you Des your having a Vampire baby you can die.

Matthew Buchanan

We need to work together and make sure nothing ever happens to Des or the baby.

Darren Price

Destiny, I have bad news. My pack leader has decided allowing a vampire baby monster to live is against his moral code.

Destiny Evans

That's the guy who beat the shit out of his girlfriend and clawed her face up when he was a werewolf, right?

Darren Price

That's the one. I'm going to protect you by circling the house over and over, then occasionally coming back in to reiterate my disgust at your pregnancy.

WOLF Darren Price and his WOLF FAMILY talk about Destiny in a deleted scene from LOOK WHO'S TALKING NOW.

Matthew Buchanan

Darren get Starr out of here!

Darren hurry and got Starr out the room when Destiny blood was all over.

Destiny Evans

TOO LATE THE BABY IS COMING OW MY SPINE IS LIKE TOTALLY BROKEN!

Matthew Buchanan

Destiny, I'm going to have to give you a C-section with my teeth for some reason! On the bright side, there's no way it can look more ridiculous than vampire baseball!

Matthew Buchanan puts his mouth as close to a vagina as it will ever get and cuts open Destiny's UTERUS. He extracts the baby and an opportunity to show a baby with tiny vampire teeth is missed.

Destiny dies.

Matthew bites Destiny over and over with squishy sound effects, hoping to save her via vampirification, but it FAILS.

Darren Price

It's your fault you let Destiny dead. ( Darren left)

Darren looks at baby Alania and watch her as a kid to a Teen. Darren fell to his knee and felt something.

Destiny ribs was back in place and her hair color changes to Auburn.

Later Everybody felt a new vampire arrive even Matthew.

Destiny Evans

(wakes up)

I'm like totally a vampire now.

The End…