TVGC: Hello and Welcome to the 12th Chapter of Epic War: Moe's Bar Battle. I don't own anything! Air Date: 12-15-07. Again every World is 10 Chapters just to remind you.
Krypto: Let's decorate the House, it needs to be more interesting. (Decorates the House with Angel)
Speedy: Count me out!
TVGC: I'll just decorate the Christmas tree some more. (Decorates Christmas Tree)
Angel: (Puts up the Missile Toe) (Don't know how it is spelled) There we go.
Krypto: (Accidentally slips and falls on Angel) Sorry.
Angel: No big deal
Krypto: (Looks up) Well I guess I have no choice. (Both of them locks lips in a kiss)
TVGC: (Covers eyes while decorating Christmas Tree)
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The Simpsons!
The Opening Intro is shown as the Scene went to Bart writing on the Chalkboard saying, "This sucks!" as the School Bell rang and he rode out with his Skateboard. The Scene then went to the Simpson Living Room where the Simpsons came in, sat down, and then get struck by Lightning. The Scene then went to the TV saying that the Creators and Developers of the Simpsons are Matt Groening, James L. Brooks, and Sam Simon.
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The Scene went to Spyro, Crash, Sonic, and Jak at Moe's Bar and of course talking to Moe.
"Moe, have you seen Waylon Smithers around here?" asked Spyro
"Waylon Smithers… oh yeah, he is in the Bathroom but don't go in there unless you give me a dollar" said Moe as all 4 of them sighed before giving him the dollar.
"Pleasure making business with you" as all of them went into the Bathroom; they saw Waylon Smithers with a knife in his hands, about to kill Homer's 3 Best Friends, Lenny, Carol, and Barney.
"Smithers! Leave them alone! They have done nothing to you!" said Crash
"Stay out of this!" as Smithers tried to attack Lenny, Carol, and Barney but Jak blocked his attack with his Peace Maker.
"Nice Try" said Jak
"Argh! So you want a piece of me, well then, you got it!" said Smithers as he whistled and out came a Monster Duff.
"Attack!" as Smithers disappeared.
"Barney, Carol, Lenny, get out of the Bathroom!" said Spyro as all 3 of them went quickly out of the Bathroom while they got into position.
The Encounter Music on…
20 Bars of HP this time, Information Key: "Defeat Monster Duff!"
Spyro and Crash fused into Spash the Dragoncoot and then slashed Monster Duff with his strong and sharp claws, making him growl in pain. Sonic used Vortex of Light, creating a huge vortex of Light around Monster Duff making him unable to breathe while Jak blasted all 10 bullets of his Peace Maker at him. The Monster Duff blasted Dark Poison Beer at all of them, making them feel a little drunk and their HP going down to one. Jak blasted a huge energy stream of Light at the Monster Duff while Crash blasted him with his Wumpa Bazooka. Spyro used his Beauty of Light Sword and slashed the Monster Duff hard in the chest while Sonic slowly ran and rammed him into the wall because he was getting kind of drunk. The Monster Duff roared and then chomped all 4 of them except Spyro with his stinky and powerful teeth, making them K.O. Spyro quickly used Holy Heal, reviving every body as he then used his Convexity Fury on the Monster Duff, blasting him with the Power of the Convexity. Crash used this moment to do his Body Slam on him while Jak blasted him with all 10 bullets of his Vulcan Barrel. The Monster Duff tried to ram into them but they quickly dodged out of the way.
Crash and Spyro rolled into a ball together and then knocked Monster Duff to the ground like a dodge ball. Jak turned into Dark Jak, jumped up into the air and span around with dark energy coming out of him to attack Monster Duff. Monster Duff got angry and then blasted a huge strong amount of poisonous beer at them, draining their HP down to one and making them drunk as a whistle. Spyro shook off the drunkenness by using Destiny of Light Fury and blasted Monster Duff with a huge incredible and humongous amount of Light. Crash used his Master Tornado, sucking Monster Duff in and damaging him with the maximum strength of a Tornado. Monster Duff tried to blast dark energy at them but they quickly dodged out of the way. Spyro quickly used Holy Heal before doing a melee attack of electricity on the Monster Duff while Jak turned bright as he blasted Light Eco on him as he growled in pain. Sonic and Crash fused into Cronic the Bandihog and then pulverized Monster Duff with all his might. Monster Duff got really mad and then started to use his Desperation Move, blasting dark bombs at them, blasting them with Poisonous Beer, and then made dark spikes hit all 4 of them really hard, making their HP go down into the red zone.
Spyro and Crash fused back into Spash the Dragoncoot and then used Twin Fury, attacking Monster Duff with lots of deadly Tornados. Sonic rammed Monster Duff into the air before head bashing him while Jak used Red Mod Blaster and blasted all 100 bullets at him. Monster Duff used his Desperation Move again, doing the same moves on them, making their HP go down to one. Spyro used his last Holy Heal before using his Beauty of Light Sword and slashed Monster Duff hard in the head. Crash used his Wumpa Bazooka again and blasted Monster Duff in the head while Sonic punched his head really hard. Monster Duff jumped high up into the air and then deep dived into every single one of them. Spyro and Crash used their Weapons and attacked Monster Duff's Head 100 times, making him growl in pain. Jak turned into Dark Jak once again and this time he slammed the floor, making a huge dark wave hit Monster Duff. Monster Duff span around with his claws hanging out as he slashed all 4 of them, making their HP go down into the red zone.
Spyro turned into Dark Spyro and then used Destiny of Dark Fury, blasting a huge incredible and tremendous amount of darkness at Monster Duff, making him growl in pain. Sonic, Crash, and Jak into the air and then deep dived into Monster Duff with their weapons. Monster Duff tried to bite them but all of them quickly dodged out of the way. All 4 of them teamed up and used Eternal Friendship of Pure Light and blasted nearly the maximum amount of Light at the Monster Duff and he was soon dead.
Few Moments Later…
"Well let's find Smithers!" said Spyro as they exited the Bathroom and saw Homer drinking beer with his 3 best friends.
"Hey! It's those guys who saved us from Smithers!" said Lenny
"Yeah you are a good help!" said Carol
"You sure saved our drunken ass!" said Barney as he let out a belch.
"Thanks for saving my bestest costumers!" said Moe
"No problem, Homer what are you doing here?" asked Spyro
"Drinking Beer, but if you want me to help, fine! But this is the last time I'm helping you!" said Homer as he drank all of his Beer, burps and then falls to the floor unconscious.
"Aye, well I guess we could use his help, but how to wake him up" said Sonic as Crash went over to him and stepped on his crotch and then Homer bolted up and growled at him.
"WHY YOU LITTLE!" said Homer as he strangled Crash really hard, "I'll Teach you to step on my crotch!" as all of them smacked their heads.
"This is going to take a while"
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