Chapter 12: Heart Attack!

Summary: When drinking a root beer, Pikachu got a heart attack! So he can't drink anymore until he has surgey.


Master Hand started to anncouned, "Good morning, everyone. I got good news. The bar is now open unless you're 13 or older to drink, exepect Pichu."

"Darn. How come I don't?" asked Pichu.

"Because your butt will be kicked tomorrow," said Master Hand.

"OK, Pikachu, what do you want to drink?" asked Pichu.

"Go to your room. I will drink a beer and then later root beer," said Pikachu.

"Hey, Pikachu, I like the way sing. Did you join choir?" asked Mario.

"Yes, I did," said Pikachu. He grabs a beer and drink it.

"How did you do, Pikachu?" asked Master Hand.

"I'm fine," said a drunken Pikachu.

"Meeeee tooooo!!!" said a drunken Pichu.

"Pichu, get out!!" yelled Master Hand.

"No. I wanna see Pikachu so drunk," laughed Pichu.

"Let's me try one cause I'm crazy," said Crazy Hand. "OOOHH MY LOOORD!! I CAN BE DRUNNNK CRAZILY!!"

"I wonder how it's taste likes," said Ness. He keept drinking and he is now drunk.

Lucas tastes but it's taste bad. "YUCK, I HATE IT!!"

"Too bad. You are now 100% drunk," said Master Hand as he put Lucas some beer.

"WOOW!! IT'S TASTES GOOD!!! I WANNNNA DESTROY THE MANISON!" said Lucas.

"Oh no, you don't!" said Master Hand, "That's was unessecary."

R.O.B. tries to drink it, but he dies. WTF?!

"What's up with him?" asked Luigi.

"He's a freakin' robot so he dies quickly." said Mario.

"How?' asked Luigi.

"By drinking," said Mario.

"That's sucks," said Luigi.

Master Hand splam Pichu for acting crazy. "One more time. If you don't stop this crap, you will be kicked out today," said Master Hand.

"OK, Hand, what's next?" asked Snake.

"Yeah, cause I'm thristy. You know why? Cause Sonic's the name, cannot be on water," said Sonic.

"Get outta here," said Snake.

"Next, we has root beer. Enjoy them until you some people get heart attacks," said Master Hand.

Sonic quickly gets some root beer. He just runs quickly.

"Wonder the hell's he doing?" asked Lucario.

"Because he's a jerk," said Snake, "I can get use to him next year, I guess."

"You wanna know why I'm drunk? Cause Sonic's the name, speed's my game!" said Sonic.

"Haha, that's was hilarious," said Lucario.

"To me, no," said Snake.

"Why?" asked Lucario.

"Cause he's annoying," said Snake, "I'm outta here. But, first I need to drink a root beer."

Snake try to, but he got a heart attack. However, nothing happens as Lucario puts him water.

"Thank you, I was almost dead," said Snake.

"You wasn't. You have a heart attack." said Lucario.

"OK, who's next to drink a root beer?" asked Master Hand.

"I do!" said Pikachu. He drank a root beer, but then after knowing he drank a lot, he's got a heart attack. He fainted. So does Pichu, which makes Master Hand upset.

"You jerk! Did you make him get a heart attack?" said Master Hand.

"Yes," said Pichu.

"Well, you will be dead by tomorrow," said Master Hand, "By the way, everyone, let's go to the hostipal."

At the hostipal, Pikachu was feeling ill after having a heart attack.

"What's happen to Pikachu?" asked Jigglypuff.

"He's got a heart attack thanks to... Pichu," said Master Hand.

"That's sucks. And I still hate Pichu for not being potty trained," said Jigglypuff, "I still even hate him for being cheery and annoying."

"Yes, and are you glad he is on the last tier place?" said Master Hand.

"I do, though tier is for people who rank their clones higher than them." said Jigglypuff.

"At least there's no Dr. Mario. God, I really hate him," said Mario.

"I agree, Mario, he was a jerk," said Peach.

"I hope the doctor is Wolf," said Bowser. He laughed.

"Bowser, that's wasn't even funny," said Ganondorf.

"Yeah," said Wario, "Do that again, and we'll kick you out of our group."

"Bowser, I'm right here," said Wolf, "and I'm not a doctor."

The doctor came.

"Hey, doctor, are you gonna say something what's wrong with Pikachu?" asked Lucario.

"Pikachu will be no longer drinking anymore," said the doctor, "and he will stay here until he feels better."

Pichu fainted.

"That's was sick," said Bowser to Pichu.

Later at the Smash Manison.

"How did Pikachu do?" asked Crazy Hand.

"Awful. He's isn't feeling well, so he need a rest," said Master Hand.

"How much days?" asked Crazy Hand.

"He will be resting for 2 days," said Master Hand.

Meanwhile at the hosptial and the next day, Pikachu was drinking some water to feel better. His health is fine, but not that good.

"Today, I meant tonight, you are going back to your home. In 10 hours, you will feel good," said Pikachu.

Meanwhile at the Smash Mansion, the phone rings.

"Hey, Pikachu. How are yuo feeling?" asked Master Hand.

"I'm feeling a bit good. In 10 hours, I'll be home free," said Pikachu.

"Wow, that's cool! I hope Pichu isn't here," said Master Hand, "See ya tonight."

But then, Pichu stand there angrily. Master Hand gives him a bomb.

"This is for your layoff."

The bomb went boom.

Pichu makes out a Star KO cry.

"That's wasn't funny!!" said Wario.

Later, Pikachu drove back to the mansion and he's home.

"Hey, everyone! I'm back!" said Pikachu.

"Welcome home!!!" said Olimar and his Pikmin. So does everyone.

However, Pichu came and hugs Pikachu. Pikachu slaps him. Then, they has dinner.


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