My Little Pony: Friendship is a Bizarre Adventure
Part 2: Battle Festivity
Chapters Lost In Time: History Unwritten
Pinkie sat on the edge of her bed in the dark of the night, and poked the horn of her visitor, Tezla of the Pillar Men.
"Whoa~! It's all like, stony, instead of being bony!"
"I cannot believe you convinced me into this."
"Breaking through that exterior! Say, I've been meaning to ask, you were a human at some point? Right?"
"At one point, yes. Why?"
"Doesn't the food chain go, human, vampire, Pillar? How'd you skip the vampire part?"
Tezla had her horn recede back into her skull and looked away.
"The Red Stones... The, inferior ones?"
"Yeah!"
"Master Kars began his research with us, by applying the Red Stones to our Stone Masks, we jumped a whole level... However, this wasn't the last time."
"Ooh! Is this storytime!? I love storytime!"
Tezla blinked and looked back to Pinkie. The Hamon trainee held a small bag of popcorn.
"Well? Go on!"
"... Hah. We had found a simple village in the mountains, decimated, and very recently. One would think it a mob, an army of criminals, or even a riot had occurred. This was not the case. Some, mutant of a human, an abhorrent creature stood in midst of it all. Perhaps he was the last of giants before humans, or the start of a new breed, I don't know. I alone subdued it, but Master Kars, found it interesting. It had kept the animals alive but tore the farmers apart. It even fed them appropriately. It wasn't unintelligent. He applied the Stone Mask, but the head was too big, so he had used one with a flawed Red Stone. You may be wondering why I use it, they, and not he or him. Though anatomically male, to this day, that being remains the greatest enigma. The Stone Mask worked, but it laid there, dead. Daybreak was upon us, but rather than break away into a dust cloud, it bathe in sunlight."
"Whoa, whoa, whoa! Are you saying that you guys made a vampire, immune to sunlight?! What!?"
Tezla nodded and raised a hand, a Bible in her grasp.
"Master Kars, ACDC, and even Father were shocked. Astounded. Then, it got up, and attacked. Charged with two horns that had sprouted from the skull, longer than any of ours. Master Kars however, chased it off. He had nearly severed the horns, cutting them in half, but it left alive. To this day I wonder where it has gone. I have seen, imagery, of evil and destruction that resembles it. Religious texts from various beliefs. However, that creature was not the last. That would be... Ah, my time is up."
Pinkie jumped at Tezla and held onto the Pillar Man's leg.
"Noooo! You can't stop there! Who else was it?"
Tezla shook her head and threw Pinkie to a wall with a kick.
"I've said enough. We are enemies, not buddies, nor friends."
Pinkie hit the wall with a thud, the stone cracked, but her smile stayed on.
Okay, sure, guess I'll just stop making those deserts th-"
"NO!"
Tezla shouted. She cursed herself, but had become addicted to Pinkie's cooking, especially the cupcakes. She hissed at the girl and leapt out the window.
