A note: Before you read this, if you know of Aeris (FF 7) and how she died, then I apoligize for everything Sephiroth says. I felt sorrow myself when I saw it and I mean no disrespect. therichnobody

Disclaimer: Do I own "What's the Deal", yes. Do I own Naruto, no. Nor Cloud nor Sephiroth. Ok? Ok.

Guess what? It's time for "What's the Deal" with Kakashi! (cue theme music) Where he interviews some of the choice people around! (Kakashi sits on the stage waving to the cheering crowd)

Kakashi: Whoa, everyone's here, even Lord Hokage! (crowd cheers in honor) But I'm not interviewing him! Heh heh, no offense sir.

3rd Hokage: None taken.

Kakashi: Good news, I'm not cancelled! (crowd cheers)

Choji: (eating an entire rack of ribs) Kakashi-sensei, do you have to say that at every show?

Kakashi: Choji, must you eat at all of my shows? As I was saying, the bad news, I couldn't get a follow-up review with Joey Wheeler, but at least Atem was nice enough to de-mind crush everyone after the Pepsi incident. But, sadly, my producer's mind was "devoured" by the "shadows" and it can never be retrieved again. (crowd gives moment of silence for the producer)... ... ...Yes, yes, it's a deep loss...but my new producer's Might Guy! Give 'em a hand! (crowd claps)

Guy: (backstage)Aw guys, (moved to tears) thanks for your support! I love you all! (gives thumbs-up)

Kakashi: Heh, lovable Ol' Guy...now introducing Cloud and Seph-

BOOSH.

Cloud went flying through the wall due to a blow from the laughing Sephiroth, who can be seen through the gaping hole in the wall. Before anyone could do anything, Cloud came rushing back with a haymaker punch to the face of Sephiroth, sending him towards the other side of the studio, taking a table with him.

Kakashi: Hey! What the-we'll be right back.

To the home viewers, "We are experiencing techinical diffucluties."

10 minutes later

The two calmed down, both battle-scarred and still glaring at each other. Kakashi sees an opportunity to start back the show.

Kakashi: (sigh) I know it's gonna come up, so what happened?

Cloud: (breathing hard) Well, we were outside like you told us, when HE (glared at Sephiroth) said it.

Kakashi: Said what?

Cloud: HE said...

Flashback

Both Cloud and Sephiroth are waiting outside quietly until...

Sephiroth: So...still mourning for that heifer Aeris?

Cloud: ...He started it.

Sephiroth: He came at me. I just asked a simple question when I had to defend myself.

Cloud: (standing up) But you KNEW how I felt for her!

Sephiroth: That's why I asked you.

Kakashi: Cloud! No. (sigh) Any questions?
Naruto: Cool sword! And uh...who's Aeris?Is she our grandma or somethin-

Cloud: DIE!!! (tries to kill Naruto but is held back by Kakashi)

Kakashi: leave...him alone! Any...other questi-no Cloud! (tackles him)

Neji: Uh...this is for Cloud. Can you fight without your sword?

Cloud: Send the loud boy and I'll DEMONSTRATE!!! (still helb back)

Kakashi: Calm...down! Please!

Cloud: ... ... ...Fine. (slowly got up, mouthed the words "die" to naruto, and sat down)

Shino: Sephiroth-

Naruto: Hey you finally said something!

Sephiroth: Yes?
Shino: Hurt Naruto for me.

Cloud: (getting up) I'll do it-

Kakashi: No Cloud!

Sephiroth: The only reason he wants to fight is because of that bitch.

Cloud: (glared at Sephiroth) What. Did. You. Say.

Sephiroth: Ok, I have a question. Is that heifer Aeris decomposed at the bottom of that lake or is her whore body still being feasted upon by the inhabitants of that lake?

Cloud: (finally cracked) That's it. (walking towards Sephiroth, cracking his knuckles)

Kakashi: Cloud, no...Cloud-

-For the home viewer: We are experiencing techinical diffculties.

5 minutes later

Kakashi: (shaking his head) (sigh) Cloud...why?
Cloud: (cracking his bloody knuckles and breathing hard)... ... ...

Kakashi: Cloud... ... ...(sigh) Any questions?

Naruto: Hey Sephiroth, are you ok?

Sephiroth: (black eye, bloody nose, beat the fuck up and basically laid out on the couch out cold) ... ... ...

Naruto: He didn't answer my question!

Sasuke: He got beat to sleep, what do you expect, loser?

Kakashi: Ok, I got a question. Why is "that woman" so important to you?
Naruto: Her name's Aeris, kakashi-sensei-

Kakashi: Shut up Naruto. Well?

Cloud: ...She was...real special to me...I really can't say.

Kakashi: Understandible-

Cloud: He killed her...when she was completely innocent...she didn't do anything to him... ... ...he had NO reason to!

Kakashi: He did it to get to you. People do that.

Cloud: ... ... ...Bastard.

Kakashi: Well, even though you're enemies, you have to admit he's a good fighter.

Cloud: I...guess.

Kakashi: Same goes for you. Ain't that right, Sephiroth?
Sephiroth: (still laid out)... ... ...

Kakashi: Well we've run out of time today, so gonna have to cut it short. (crowd: Aw man!) But tune in next time where the brothers of alchemy, Edward and Alphonse Elrich, will here on "What's the Deal"! See ya around! (cue theme music)

Ya'll didn't think it was over that fast, did you? Well, Kakashi thought that since you all been loyal fans, he'd show you what happened after the show...

-Backstage after the show-

Kiba: Man Cloud, you were kicking his ass! Right jab, left hook, uppercut! BAM! Watching that got me and Akamaru all fired up, right Akamaru!

Akamaru: Woof! Woof! (translates to: He kicked his ass!)

Cloud: Uh...thanks.

Naruto: Hey, Mr. Spiky-head! Can I see your sword!

Cloud: No one touches my sword.

Naruto: (trying to hold up Cloud's sword) Man this is heavy, believe it!
Cloud: (jacks up Naruto against the wall) NO one touches MY SWORD! YOU HEAR-no...you know what?

Kiba: Naruto 'bout to get messed up! Wait a minute, let me leave first! Akamaru! (both left)

Naruto: Hey what did I do?

Cloud: (grabbed Naruto by the head and dragged him to the men's restroom) Sit.

Naruto: Why are we in the rest-

Cloud: SIT!
Naruto: (sat down) ok.

Once Naruto sat down, Cloud went into a stall and did his "business". (in layman's terms, took the hardest dump Naruto ever heard) When he came out, (mind you he didn't flush) he grabbed Naruto again and took him in the same stall he came out of.

Naruto: Hey I don't wanna go in there! You didn't wash your hands! Hey, (saw Cloud lift up the seat) no...you can't! (is now trying to keep his head out of the commode) NO! NOO! NOOO! NOOOO-(it got dunked in. Cloud forced his head down and kept it down until the bubbles stopped coming)

Cloud: (went out of the stall, washed his hands, and threw Naruto a towel) Clean yourself up. (left)

-On the stage after the show-

Guy: Uh...what should we do with Sephiroth?

Kakashi: Meh, take him backstage or something. The blood is starting to stain the upholstery.

Guy: Right. You two guys, move 'em.

When the two chunin came to get Sephiroth, this is what happened.

Sephiroth:... ... ...CLOUD! (flies upward, yanks out his freakishly long sword which cuts one of the jonin in half upon entry, and bursts through the celing)

Chunin #1: Oh my god, they killed Kenny!

Kakashi: You bastard! (Shaking his fist at Sephroth)

Hope you liked this episode, and I don't own that quote from South Park. Ok? Ok.

Thanks to all reviewers and future reviewers! You made people smile today!