Chapter 12:

The Creation of Prince Itachi

Chel: Hello everyone, it's time for that special game again!

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Chel: NO IT IS NOT!

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Chel: Chikuso(spell?)! I HATE this stupid rosary!(tugs at rosary and glares at Kagome)

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Chel: That's my line!(hits Shippo)

Shippo: KAGOME!

Kagome: DOWN!

Chel: KAMI DAMN IT!


The rug slowly decended from the sky into a desert oasis. It skimmed over the water and landed gracefully on the bank.

"Thank you for choosing Magic Carpet for all your travel needs. Don't stand until the rug has come to a complete stop." Miroku watched Inuyasha and Shippo climb down the stairs made by the rug."Well, now. How about that, Mr. doubting mustafa?" Miroku glared at Inuyasha, getting off of the rug.(I'm just call the rug Rug now, mkay?)

" Oh, you sure showed me. Now about my three wishes-"Inuyasha was interupted.

"Dost mine ears deceive me? Three? You are down by ONE, boy!" Miroku yelled, sticking a finger up and shoving it in Inuyasha's face. Inuyasha smirked.

"Ah, no--I never actually wished to get out of the cave. You did that on your own." Inuyasha pushed Miroku's hand away. Miroku frowned and turned into a sheep.

"Well, don't I feel just sheepish? All right, you baaaaad boy, but no more freebies." Miroku said, shifting back to his normal form.

"Fair deal. So, three wishes. I want them to be good. What would you wish for?" Inuyasha asked, turning to Miroku. Miroku, who had been flating in a hammock, sat up surprised.

"Me? No one's ever asked me that before. Well, in my case, ah, forget it." Miroku said, looking away doubtfully. But Inuyasha pressed on.

"What? No, tell me." Inuyasha said to Miroku.

"Freedom." Miroku stated blankly, a sad look on his face.

"You're a prisoner?" Inuyasha asked, sadness washing over him.

"It's all part-and-parcel, the whole genie gig." Miroku said, suddenly growing huge."Phenomenal cosmic powers!" He shouted, then shrank down as if cramped in a small space," Itty bitty living space."

"Miroku, that's terrible." Inuyasha said with sincerity. The Mirkou got a face of true happiness.

"But, oh--to be free. Not have to go "Poof! What do you need? Poof! What do you need? Poof! What do you need?" To be my own master, such a thing would be greater than all the magic and all the treasures in all the world! But what am I talking about, here? Let's get real here. It's not gonna happen. Miroku, wake up and smell the hummus." He said sadly, slapping his face a few times.

"Why not?" Inuyasha asked.

"The only way I get outta this is if my master wishes me out. So you can guess how often that's happened." Miroku said, still sad.

" I'll do it. I'll set you free."Inuyasha stated. Miroku looked at him skeptically.

"Uh huh, riiight." Miroku said, his words slick with sarcasim.

"No, really, I promise. After make my first two wishes, I'll use my third wish to set you free." Inuyasha told him, holding out his hand. Miroku still looked skeptical, but took his hand anyway.

"Well, here's hopin'. O.K. Let's make some magic! So how 'bout it. What is it you want most?" Miroku asked Inuyasha.

" Well, there's this girl--" Inuyasha was once again interupted by Miroku, a buzzing noise filling his ears.

"Eehhh! Wrong! I can't make anybody fall in love, remember?" Miroku said, frowning.

" Oh, but Mirkou. She's smart and fun and..." Inuyasha strayed off, a dreamy look in his eyes.

"Pretty?" Miroku asked hopefully.

"Beautiful. She's got these eyes that just...and this hair, wow...and her smile." Inuyasha said, stll in his own dream world. Meanwhile, Miroku had created a french cafe, with him, Rug and Shippo sitting at the table, all wearing sunglasses. Miroku looked at the others.

"Ami. C'est l'amour." Miroku said to them. Rug and Shippo just nodded, having no idea what Miroku had just said.

"But she's the princess. To even have a chance, I'd have to be a--hey, can you make me a prince?" Inuyasha asked, looking at Miroku, his eyes shining with hope.

"Now is that an official wish? Say the words!" Miroku asked, looking at Inuyasha.

"Genie, I wish for you to make me a prince!" Inuyasha said happily. Miroku morphed into a fashion designer.

"First, that fez and haori combo is much too third century. These patches--what are we trying to say--beggar? No! Let's work with me here." Miroku took Inuyasha's measurments and snapped his fingers. Suddenly Inuyasha was in a costume much like the one Inuyasha had seen the prince in, only his didn't have the feather boa. He thanked Kami for that."I like it, muy macho! Now, still needs something. What does it say to me? It says mode of transportation. Excuse me, fox boy! Aqui, over here!" Shippo scowled and tried to hide beneeth Rug, but Miroku zapped him and he flew over.

"Uh-oh!" Shippo said, trying to squirm his way back to Rug.

"And what better way to make your grand entrance on the streets of Agrabah, than riding your very own brand new camel! Watch out, it spits!" Miroku said, andShippo poofed into acamel. A very grumpy camel at that. Miroku frowned."Mmm, not enough." He said, tapping his head. Then Shippo turned into a white horse. Miroku still looked unhappy."Let's see. What do you need?" Miroku snapped his fingers a number of times, turning Shippo into every animal you could ride. The he changed Shippo back to normal."Yes! Esalalumbo, shimin dumbo! Whoa!" On the word Dumbo, Shippo turned into a huge lumbering elephant.

"Shippo, you look good." Inuyasha said, laughing hysterically. Shippo glared ice daggers at Miroku and Inuyasha. He tried to say something, but it came out as a deffining trumpet. Inuyasha fell to the ground holding his ears against his head. After that, Shippo was as happy as a kitsune turned elephant could get.

"He's got the outfit, he's got the elephant, but we're not through yet. Hang on to your turban, kid, cause we're gonna make you a star!" Miroku said, blasting fireworks from his hands and into the sky.


Naraku stormed through the castle, robes flying. He'd been walking aroung in this stupid place for hours, and still couldn't find the Sultaness. Finally he barged into her room to find her stacking toys into a little pile. Naraku slammed the door behind him to make his presence known, and to his contempt, the pile collapsed. An evil smirk played on his lips.

"Madame, I have found a solution to the problem with your daughter." Naraku said, half bowing.

"Oh, really?" Asked the queen, without taking her eyes off of the pile she was re-building. Naraku rolled his eyes.

"Right here. "If the princess has not chosen a husband by the appointed time, then the sultan shall choose for her."" Naraku chortled.

"But Jasmine hated all those suitors! How could I choose someone she hates?" The queen said, still focused on the pile.

"Not to worry, my liege. There is more. If, in the event a suitable prince cannot be found, a princess must then be wed to...hmm...interesting." Naraku smirked as the queen looked up from her work, obviously interested.

"What? Who?" The queen asked eagerly.

"The royal vizier! Why, that would be...me!" Naraku's smirk widened into an evil smile.

"Why, I thought the law says that only a prince can marry a princess, I'm quite sure." The queen stuck her pointer finger to her bottom lip, her and her daughter's favorite thinking posture. Naraku frowned.

"Desperate times call for desperate measures, my queen." Naraku said, pulling out a mirror. The queen became entranced instantly.

"Yes...desperate measures..." She said in monotone.

"You will order the princess to marry me." Naraku's smirk returned.

"I...will order...the princess...to..." The spell was brocken momentarily."..but you're so old!" Naraku brought the mirror closer and the queen was lost again.

"The princess will marry me!" Naraku spat.

"The princess will marry..." Once again the spell was brocken by the sounf of trumpets. The queen, unaware of what she had been about to do, ran to the window to seewhat all the rucus(spell?) was about."What? What is that? That music! Ha ha ha. Naraku, you must come and see this!" She said, beaming. An advancing parade was making it's way towards the palace with Miroku in the lead.

"Make way for Prince Tachi!" Miroku cried, waving a baton. A dozen or so swordsmen hopped out from behind him.

"Say hey! It's Prince Tachi!" They shouted. Miroku grinned and started a song.

"Hey, clear the way in the old bazaar,
Hey you, let us through, it's a bright new star,
Now come, be the first on your block to meet his eye!
Make way, here he comes,
Ring bells, bang the drums.
You're gonna love this guy." Miroku sang/shouted over the nooise of the bazaar. Immedeatly a path was cleared.

"Prince Tachi, fabulous he, Tachi no Taisho!
Genuflect, show some respect
Down on one knee." Inuyasha rode into the town upon Shippo, grining broadly.

" Now try your best to stay calm
Brush up your Sunday Salaam
And come and meet his spectacular coterie" Kagura poofed into the room, unbeknowst to the queen, and started dancing. Naraku glared at her and she stopped and poofed away.

"Prince Tachi, mighty is he, Tachi no Taisho!
Strong as ten regular men, definitely
He faced the galloping hordes
A hundred bad guys with swords
Who sent those goons to their lords, why Prince Tachi!" Inuyasha flexed his mucsles and the crowd gasped as ten men pile upon him, but he threw them off without a drop of sweat. Servantsfollowed behind Inuaysha carrying goldencamels.

"He's got seventy-five golden camels!" They sang. Women on a float with peacocks followed after them.

"Purple peacocks, he's got fifty-three!" The women said, belly dancing.

"When it comes to exotic type mammals
Has he got a zoo, I'm telling you
It's a world class menagerie!" Miroku sang, groping a girl nearby, but before she could slap him he poofed away. He poofed up onto the balcony and joined the harem girls as a harem girl himself. Miroku and the girls sang and waved to Inuyasha

"Prince Tachi, Handsome is he,Tachi no Taisho
There's no question this Tachi's alluring
That physique, how can I speak
Never ordinary, never boring
Weak at the knee
Everything about the man just plain impresses
Well, get on out in that square
He's a wonder, he's a whiz, a wonder
Adjust your veil and prepare
He's about to pull my heart asunder
To gawk and grovel and stare at Prince Tachi!
And I absolutely love the way he dresses!" The girl sang, fainting when Inuyasha blew them a kiss. Kagome, watching from affar on her own balcony, stormed into her room with a stormy face. Miroku sang on, this time joined by the servants.

"He's got ninety-five white Persian monkeys!
(He's got the monkeys, let's see the monkeys!)
And to view them, he charges no fee!
(He's generous, so generous)
He's got slaves, he's got servants and flunkies!
(Proud to work for him)
They bow to his whim, love serving him
They're just lousy with loyalty to Itachi! Prince Tachi!" Inuyasha threw gold coins into the crowds, who immedeatly scrambled for them. Shippo marched up the palace steps, and the queen scuried to her throne. Naraku however, went to the door to 'greet' their guests. The door suddenly burst open, and in came Shippo and Inuaysha, leaving Naraku and Kagura squished behind the door.

"Prince Tachi!
Amorous he! Tachi no Taisho
Heard your princess was a sight lovely to see!
And that,good people, is why
He got dolled up and dropped by
With sixty elephants, llamas galore
With his bears and lions
A brass band and more
With his forty fakirs, his cooks, his bakers
His birds that warble on key
Make way for Prince Tachi!" Miroku stretched out Inuyasha's fake name, giving the ending more affects. Inuyasha rolled his eyes but kept smiling as he slid off of Shippo's back and in front of the Sultaness. She clapped her hands in glee and let out a girl-ish giggle. No one noticedNaraku slam the door shut. He stomped over to where the 'Tachi' fellow was standingwith a scowl. But that was soon replaced with a sickly sweet grin.

"Splendid, absolutely marvelous!" The Queen exclaimed. Inuyasha cleared his throat, trying to make his voice deeper.

"Ahem. Your majesty, I have journeyed from afar to seek your daughter's hand." He said bowing, and kissing the Queen's hand.

"Prince Tachi no Taisho! Of course!I'm delighted to meet you. This is my royal vizier, Naraku. He's delighted too." Inuyasha looked at Naraku with distaste, remebering what he had done to him and Shippo. Shippo let out the most threatening growl an elephant could make. Still, Naraku kept the 'smile' on and stepped forward to shake Inuyasha's hand. Inuyasha just ignored it.

"Ecstatic." Naraku said dryly, "I'm afraid, Prince Taco-" Inuyasha scowled.

"Taisho!" He said, raising his voice. Naraku waved it away.

"Whatever.You cannot just parade in here uninvited and expect to--" This time the Sultaness interrupted him.

"...by Kami, this is quite a remarkable device." She said, inspecting Rug. She tugged on the tassels of Rug, and Rug pulled her hair, lightly of course. She giggled.

"Your majesty?" NaraKu said in suprise.

"I don't suppose I might..." She asked Inuyasha, gesturing to Rug.

"Why certainly, your majesty. Allow me." Inuyasha helped the Sultaness onto Rug.Naraku, wanting to expose this odd prince to the queen, pinned downRug with his staff.

"Ma'am, I must advise against this--" The Sultaness snapped her attention to Naraku.

"--Oh, button up, Naraku. Learn to have a little fun." Naraku looked like he had been slapped in the face. She kicked away the staff and let out a squeal of glee as Rug took off. They flew around the room, and Naraku took the opportunity to question the prince.

"Just where did you say you were from?" Narkau scowled.

"Oh, much farther than you've traveled, I'm sure." Inuyasha said quickly, and smiled.

"Try me." Naraku said, scowl deepening, if that was possible. Inuyasha and Naraku both ducked as the heard Rug flying towards them. The Sultaness laughed.

"Out of the way, I'm coming in to land.Naraku, watch this!" She landed perfectly. Naraku's scowl once again turned into that 'smile' of his.


And that was Prince Itachi/Inuyasha everyone!