Title: Virtue

Summary: Of course, of fucking course. The girl with Arachnophobia is reborn into the Naruto world as a god damn Aburame. Fate is just so funny like that. OC/Self Insert

Disclaimer: I only own what's mine.

[Eleven]

"HOLY SOGGY LAMPSHADE WHAT THE HELLA, BAKA-OJII-SENSEI?!"

My screeches rang out for miles, Minato and Hisao's giggles following shortly. 'The first part of our training will be water walking' he said, well, yeah, man fuck you grandpa. This was not water walking, this was water dodgeball.

Just as soon as Jiraiya shoved Minato and Hisao onto the water, he began flinging shit at me. I don't know where he got it or why the hell he seemed to never run out, but god damn't I didn't have time to question that. I was too busy running across my squishy peramater.

Water walking was a piece of cake for me, I knew it would be. It was a control excercise. And control seemed to be something I couldn't have enough of.

But apparently Jiraiya knew too.

"While Minato and Hisao work on their control, you will be working on multitasking. Great idea, eh Gaki?"

I answered with more shouting as I just barely managed to dodge what looked to be a frying pan.

"Since your control is so great, water walking is a breeze for you. So, its got to be harder to be considered training. Now, freeze in place or I'll sick Hiruzen on you."

I froze automatically, wincing every time one of his items hit me.

The last thing I needed was the Hokage trying to make me a jounin for that one time I did that one thing or whatever. Hiruzen was quick to get more soldier out there, in all honesty.

"You are not allowed to dodge these items I'm throwing at you. Its up to you to deflect them with your chakra strings!"

But...but...he was throwing them at fucking chakra enchanced speed? How in the hell did he expect me to deflect when there's three heavy metal objects every other second?

Oh my god this was that scene from Wendy Wu Homecoming Warrior.

God damn't Jiraiya.

I grit my teeth and began launching out my chakra strings, which were admittedly more like chords now that I'd gotten better with them. My body sagged as each string put a little more weight on my body and before I knew it, I had too many to count.

Blocking out Hisao and Minato was hard but not as hard as trying to move each and every item out of the way before it hit me.

Bucket, weight, scroll, kunai, kunai, bucket, duck, kunai...

Wait...duck?

I blinked as I tried to carefully and quickly move the live fucking duck out of the way.

You've got to be shitting me, Jiraiya.


"He threw a duck at you?"

Fugaku actually looked like he was holding back a grin. That little shit was getting joy hearing about my suffering.

Shibi, Fugaku, and I had decided to hang out and talk about our new teammates. My twin and my brat needed to get to know each other if they were going to see each other as often as they would. The last thing I needed was for Shibi to dislike one of my only friends.

"That's...unorthodox" Shibi's voice was automatically lower then usual, as it always was when in company of people outside of our clan.

I shrugged and moved to take Fugaku's hair out of its bun, beginning to braid.

"Yeah, but I'm not upset about it or anything. Just a little bruised. Baka-Ojii-Sensei may be crazy but my chakra strings are getting better so it works."

And they were, getting better I mean. Like I said they were thicker and stronger, more like chords, and now I'm was getting good controlling 14 year olds, which was only better by a year, but whatever, I was improving.

Hopefully I would get to start working on that idea I had of controlling people through other people I'm controlling before the Chunin exams.


Authors Note: Viola! The sunday update on time! I also got started on that sidefic for Virtue where its oneshots and other scenes from this fic, the first chapter is going to be Minato's POV of meeting Shina, so there's that, and there'll be more. Its going to be called Mischief, I'm pretty sure, I also got started on my new Naruto fic, that one is going to be called Truth. So I hope you enjoyed this chapter!

Reviews are love!