The chapter name's like that for people of different countries, and I can't use this / in a chapter title (again, this is not a yaoi fanfic)! I have no idea about the tours and stuff for Mt. Fuji, because I've technically never been to Japan. So there's going to be a few iffy parts. And a few bits are guessed both character wise, and volcano wise.
I don't own Bleach. If I did, I would be living in Japan right now. And it would be terrible.
Ichigo talking to hollow/Zangetsu in his mind
Hichigo talking to Ichigo when Ichigo's in the outside world (can also be to Zangetsu)
Zangetsu talking to Ichigo when Ichigo's in the outside world (can also be to Hichigo)
Ichigo hated excursions. Almost as much as fortune telling and all that supernatural stuff. He especially hated it when his inner hollow was constantly trying to talk to him, while still being hyper on candy.
KING! KING! KING!
WHAT NOW?
Do you know where you can find a candy machine near you?
No. Why do want to know that?
So I can steal it, and make more candy in here! It'll be faster too!
You're not using my body to steal a candy machine.
WHYY NOOOOOOTTTT?
Because you're getting a candy machine, and you're not taking over my body again. Unless you win our bet.
!!
Ichigo just snorted, and looked out of the window of the bus that they were traveling on. Already in sight was the towering volcano, which was their destination. Mount Fuji.
"Whoooaaaaa!" Keigo shouted while leaning across Ichigo, in order to look out of the window. "It looks so huge!"
Ichigo shoved him back in his seat, and said, "Get your body out of my face."
Keigo looked at him with chibi tears and shouted, "How could you say that Ichigo, to your buddy?"
"You're aint my buddy," the strawberry said. "You forced me to be paired up to you."
"Hey Muzuiro, say something!" Keigo shouted to his friend sitting across the corridor, next to Chad, and playing around on his phone. "How big is that mountain?"
"It's very big, Asano-san," he replied, not looking up.
"It's a volcano, Keigo," Ichigo pointed out. "Of course it's going to be big."
"And we're going to be climbing it!" came the teacher's voice at the front of the bus.
A lot of the students groaned, even though they were told it before.
Is there any candy at the top?
No. Why would there be candy at the top of a volcano?
It could have been a reward for climbing it!
Not everybody's a hyper hollow like you, who is obsessed with candy, and fighting.
MEANIE!
He's right, you know.
Not you too, Kage-chan!
"Hey, Ichigo!" the shinigami's friend shouted in his ear. "Are you listening to me?"
"Huh? What?" Ichigo asked.
"Hey, actually listen to me when I talk!" Keigo whined.
"Don't worry Ichigo, he wasn't talking about anything really important," Muzuiro commented.
"Not really important?" Keigo shouted. "What about Rukia isn't important?"
"You're seriously talking about that midget?" Ichigo asked.
"Don't be mean to Rukia-chan!" Keigo shouted.
"But it's true, she's tiny,"
"Hey, do you know why she didn't come on this excursion?"
"Why the hell would I know?" Ichigo lied.
The truth was that she stayed behind in Karakura Town, was because if a hollow showed up. Nobody trusted Imoyama-san* with dealing with the hollows.
The class arrived at the base of the volcano, got the normal lecture about the volcano, it's historical information, etc., then they started to climb it.
KIIIIIIIINNNNGGGGGGGGGGG!
What now?
Can you get me some candy?
No. Stop bugging me.
Pleaaaaassseeeeeee, King?
No.
Stop annoying Ichigo, Hichigo.
But I'm not annoying him! I'm just asking if he can give me some candy!
Yeah, well I don't have any, so shut up.
Can't you make the candy?
Kage-chan, I can't make enough candy to keep me hyper in an hour! Unless you want non-hyper me, you'll get Ichigo to get some candy for me!
What if Zangetsu helped you make the candy?
... I'll be able to make the candy in time! Kage-chaaaaaan, can you help me with making the candy?
Fine.
YAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY!
Ichigo rolled his eyes, and kept climbing.
"I... Ichigo!" Keigo shouted to the strawberry. "I'm about to die! Can you carry me to the top!"
"No friggin' way," he replied. "Plus, if you're out enough energy to shout, then you're definitely not dying."
"?" Keigo begged.
"No," Ichigo said. "Stop acting like my stupid hollow."
"What was that, Ichigo?"
"Nothing."
Keigo ran up to him and complained, "You said something about me, didn't you?"
"Yeah, I was saying how much of a lazy idiot you are! You even ran up here!"
"But that was because you said something about me!"
Ichigo then pushed him down the volcano, and Keigo started to tumble down the mountain. "Climb back up here again, you lazy arse!"
Muzuiro saw the screaming, rolling Keigo, and just shrugged, and kept on playing around with his phone, and walking.
Poor Keigo had stopped a few kilometres/miles below the class, and had to climb all the way back up. At least he wouldn't be annoying Ichigo again soon.
At last, the class had made it all the way up to the top. There was another talk about the volcano, and then a rest time before climbing back down. The students were told that there was still lava in the volcano, and to stay away from the edge.
This gave Ichigo an idea. He laid down on the mountain, to stop him from smacking into the ground, and possibly rolling away, when he became unconscious, after entering his inner world. The strawberry then entered it.
*In Ichigo's inner world*
"!" Hichigo yelled at the shinigami, and jumped on top of him, like a dog. "DID YOU COME TO HELP US MAKE CANDY!"
"No!" Ichigo snarled back, while launching the hollow into a side of a building. "I've come in here to destroy another pole!"
Hichigo picked himself off the building, and his eyes blinked in surprise. "You're going to destroy another one? Nooooooooo, King, you'll be in front of meeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
"You were in front of me for a longer time, and for a lot bigger margin," Ichigo reminded him. "Besides, you can't stop me, because it'll go against the rules."
"Awwwwwwwwwww, Kiiiiinnngggg," Hichigo whined, and sulkily walked back to his candy stash/warehouse.
Ichigo then found Zangetsu's pole, pulled it out of its socket, and went back to the real world.
The strawberry's eyes snapped open, and he was still on the ground, but was now clutching the old man emo pole.
"Ichigo?" Muzuiro asked him. "Where did you get the pole?"
"Umm…" Ichigo said, scrambling to find an answer. "I'm going to be back in a minute," the strawberry said, and scrambled away, to the crater of the volcano. Luckily, no teachers saw him going up there.
When he got up there, he held the pole out above the vent, and dropped it into the lava below.
KIIINNNNGGGG!
What?
Why did you have to destroy another pole?
I told you, I can destroy as many poles as I want to. It's not against the rules of the bet. Now go away.
Hearing no reply from Hichigo, Ichigo then climbed back to his class. Hichigo kept on complaining, and asking him random questions, and they all went back home.
"So how was the excursion?" Rukia asked Ichigo when he came back home.
"I'm going to friggin' kill my hollow soon," he replied. "He won't shut up."
Meanie.
Go away!
"He won't shut up about loving you?" Rukia teased.
"No!" Ichigo snarled.
*The Afro dude called Zennosuke, the shinigami who took over Rukia's duties in Karakura Town when she was caught by the Gotei 13 to be executed. Yeah, I can't remember his name ether, but wiki helps with this stuff.
Ah, I forgot about the warning for the gay stuff… Oh well. I don't think you guys care about it anyway. The ending's a bit rushed, but I felt like keeping this chapter short, because I've got a feeling that the next one will be long… Next one WILL BE hilarious. Even the idea alone is funny, and I've been wanting to do it for ages, along with another one which will have to wait for later…
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