woootttt! I'm writing again how about that!

(Disclaimer: I do not own MASH or any of it characters)


" Hawk thats wonderful news!" Trapper jumped up.

" Why are you and Henry so excited about it?"

" Normally it takes new vampires years and years to master it," Just then Henry walked in.

" Is he the man of the hour or what!" Henry sat down and poured a drink then sipped it.

" Hi honey," Hawkeye said sarcastically, "How's the war?"

"Oh the kitchen you mean," Hawkeye gave a sarcastic look, "The cook is not a bright one let me tell you,"

"Okay if you two are finished let's get back to our little hawkeye here," Trapper rubbed Hawkeye's head only to have his hand swatted away.

" I don't find it all that spectacular, I didn't ask to be what I am," Hawkeye laid down on his bed and sighed.

" Get over yourself Hawk, I know its different at first but you'll get the hang of it," Trapper sat down next to him.

" You say that like nothing, killing innocent people, just to live,"

"Technically I don't kill," Henry chirpped in.

" Neither do I, a quick sip and I'm done,"

"Still the idea of growing fangs sinking them into anothers neck and drinking their..their," He became short of breath.

"Blood hawk?" Trapper smiled while taking a drink of his martini.

" Stop that!" Hawk yelled while throwing a pillow at Henry.

"What'd I do?"

"You thought the same thing he said,"

"So?"

"Thats it I can't be in here,"

" Oh come on Hawk,"

"Oh come on nothing, I have to come to terms with this on my own," He stormed out of the swamp and crossed the compound toward the supply tent, " I can't believe I'm doing this," he shut the tent door behind him and pushed stacks of junk in front of the door. "No one's getting in here, for a bit anyway," he walked to the blood vault and pulled out a bottle. He starred at it for a moment, then put it back on the shelf. "They won't stop either." He sighed to himself, picking the bottle back up once more this time taking off the lid.

ATTENTION ATTENTION INCOMING WOUNDED 1ST SHIFT TO O.R.

"Glad that its Henry and Frank," he mumbled while still looking at the bottle.

"Why so we can spend more time together?" He spun around quickly, faster then normal.

"Trapper!" He shouted, and then looked toward the door. "How'd you get in here?"

"When you get to be as old as I am, you learn a few things, nice moves there by the way someones getting faster," His eyes drifted toward the bottle. "Thinking of doing something there Hawk?"

"Not anymore," he handed the bottle to Trap.

" Well I'm not thirsty, and we cant let it go to waist,"

" We? When did the word "we" come into play here?" he did air quotes.

"Well you were here and then I came here making we." A cheezy smile came acrossed his face, placing the bottle secretly on one of the shelves behind Hawkeye.

"That doesn't change anything," He started picking up the stuff in front of the door, he stopped. "Why did you move it?"

"I just set it down,"

"Closer to me," He looked Trap square in the eye. "I don't exactly know what your infatuation is with me," he poked the other smiling captin, "but it better stop now!"

" At least your getting better,"

"At what, I dare ask?"

"Sense's," Trap lifted his fore finger and poked Hawk on the tip of his nose. "You could smell how far I had moved the bottle,"

"And let me guess 'it takes normal vampires years and years to learn,'" he mocked Trap.

"Nah," he smiled, "but I must admit you are a fast learner,"

"Gee thanks teach," sarcastic was written all over his face. He finished cleaning and walked out, but stopped, the compound was quite and something didnt feel right. "Trap?" No answer, he circled around but found no one. "This isn't funny!" He shouted.

"What isn't funny sir?"

"Radar, where is everyone?"

"Well Colonel Blake and Major Burns are in surgery, I don't exactly know where Captain McIntyre is,"

"Keep it that way," Hawkeye mumbled.

"What sir?"

"Nevermind, hey Radar can you make a phone call to the states for me?"

"Why yes sir," They both began walking toward Radar's office. A gut wrenching pain stopped the Captain in his tracks, he knew what it ment but said nothing, he ignored the fact he now had fangs poking out from his upper lip. He ignored the fact his eyesight increased, how smells increased in potentcy. Radar was still ahead of him thank god. They both entered the office, Hawkeye on one hand going near the filing cabinets as to not be seen.

"Who is it you want to call sir?" he turned toward the captain.

"My father in crabapple cove maine," he said without turning around, "I'm gonna get a belt real quick," he walked into Henry's office.


Hokay I know it's short but i will continue the story

I want to finish it!

Please R&R