Ellos~ This chapter will murder you, and because of a review about needing to add trigger warnings but at the same time I don't want to completely spoil anything so um...I guess tw #Dramatic Experiences. #Self Insertions. #Time Skipping. #SOMETHING THAT IS ACTUALLY ADORABLE LIKE JESUS FUCK. okay bye~ OH! And I'm changing my Authors Note rules of baby-gender voting. I've decided that chapters with *&* in it are just voting chapters where in the reviews you can just sorta say what gender you want the baby to be. BUT! I won't reveal the gender UNTIL the baby is born. So um...it'll just be there. *cough* thisisavotingchaptersojustvotewhatyouwantthegendertobeokaybye *cough, hack*
VOTING *&* TIME
You sighed and looked at the time. 9:38 am. Dammit, you still didn't go to sleep. You sighed and decided to call Karkat. It rang like twice before you heard someone answer it.
"Hello?" "Cronus?" "Dawve?" "Oh um, hey...where's Karkat?" "I don't knovw, I just vwoke up." You listened in on the other line. "Cr9nus, wh9 are y9u talking t9?" "It's Dawve, he lookin for Karkat." "9h dear. Um, well, let me have the ph9ne." "Aight chief!" You sat there silently, soon hearing a voice on the line. "S9rry a69ut that, 6ut um, I d9n't kn9w where Karkat is." "Oh, well can I at least come over there and get his phone just in case he calls to get it back?" "9h, 9f c9urse, c9me 9n 9ver and get it." "Alright, see you later." You quickly hung up like that conversation wasn't as awkward as it actually was. You sighed and got up, quickly going over to their apartment.
~{TIMESKIP}~
"Well, I'm here." "Alright, well, here's th-" Kankri started to hand the phone to you, when it rang. You slid your hands into your pockets so he was stuck having to answer it. "Hell9? 9h um...9h. 9h my. Y9u want me t9 what? Well he's standing right here. Alright, I'll d9 my 6est. Alright. Alright, 6ye Karkat." He hung up, quickly handing the phone to you. "Whoa, what happened?" "I...Karkat's in the h9spital." "What?" "Yeah, just...just g9." He shut the door, and you quickly run. How come this always happens? You quickly make a quick trip to the hospital, silently cursing the author for her goddamned mind (A/N: hehehe, self inserts) while you quickly find where Karkat is, sliding past, then running back and missing it. It took you two more tries before you finally ran in.
"FINALLY! I'M IN HERE!" You look over at Karkat, who's snickering to himself over your stupidity. Fucking author. You sigh and walk over to him, sitting on the bed next to him. He looked up at you, hugging you tightly. You looked at him, hugging him back. You both stayed like that for some time. You pulled away, giving him a pleading look. He sighed, holding onto you. You were afraid to ask what happened, but you faltered in asking anyways.
"How did...I mean what...are you okay?" Karkat nodded, letting you relax. "Alright good...and um...what about?" He lowered his head, shrugging. You sighed, kissing his forehead. "Hey, hey it'll be alright." "How Dave? How?" "Um...well...I mean...I don't know."
QUICK AUTHORS NOTE HERE~
Okay if you haven't figured it out (as in you don't watch a lot of tv you obtuse fucks) there may be a POSSIBILITY that Karkat had a miscarriage. Blah blah blah, i don't fucking care.
~{TIMESKIP}~
Dave was trying to wake you up. "Karkat get up." "No." "Karkat." "Mmm." "Kark-" "Mmmmmmmmmm." "Kar-" "MMM!" "Jesus Christ Karkat! GET. UP." "Fuck you." "Just come watch a movie with me." "...fine." "That means get up." "NO!" "Fine, I guess we won't watch Hitch." You sat up quickly, looking at him. "Hitch?" "Hitch." "Are you being serious?" "It's loaded on Netflix." "Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine, I'll get up!" "Cool." You got out of bed, sighing and walking downstairs with him close behind you.
You plopped right onto the couch, sighing as he played the movie. You looked at him as he pulled you closer. "Come on Karkat, you shouldn't be THAT DEPRESSED over something that's basically just a possibility." "It's a high risking possibility." "Whatever, let's just watch the movie." You sighed, laying on him. You saw June laying on the couch sleeping, you turned your attention back to the movie. After watching about half of the movie, you felt something odd. Not like anything completely weird, but you felt something.
"Karkat, you okay?" You slowly grabbed Dave's hand, you knew what this feeling was now. He gave you a confused look as you moved his hand onto your stomach. He was confused for a minute, when he felt what you felt and smiled slightly. You smiled back at him, cause seriously, this was something that had never fucking happened before and you both were going to basque in the moment.
Alright, so here this is FINALLY FUCKING DONE!
JESUS CHRIST THIS IS DONE YES YES YES! So yeah, just...let me write more chapters and fail to make an update later.
BASICALLY IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED (babby kicks) there.
