((Before we begin, I, the author, would like to apologise for the infrequent updates during term time. I am VERY busy at school, but off this week, so I should be able to put through a couple of updates. Sorry again, Froggie))

It's been a while, has it not? I should probably give you my report…

The 'date' with America went as well as could be expected, my eco-

Right, date! It was so cute! America's flight was REALLY late in, due to a bomb scare, but no bombs so its annoying but fine. Britain picked him up and took America to Downing Street, where they played Mari Kart (Britain had been taking a crash-course at Japan's house), lots and lots and win:loss ratio was about 50/50. Then, they ordered pizza, which as very funny when Mr Cameron collected it at the door. After that, they went and camped out in the Tower of London (White Tower), where America couldn't see the ghost-kings… Although he COULD hear them. Anyhow, all the old monarch who live there approve, too! YAY!

No thank you, Bunny.

Anyhow, I am now officially out of recession, although a triple dip one looks likely with the way Europe is heading.

The Chief Whip has resigned over some un-savoury comments he made.

Oh, and one of our most highly revered (and dead) presenter's reputation is shattered due to the emerging scandal; it has come to light that he was sexually abusing young children of both genders – this activity is wrong, and may never be made less so, in any circumstances.

Nations HATE these situations, because they know, but it's physically impossible for them to do anything about them.

As you can tell, I have been quite busy if you may forgive me.


Greece's kitty

2p greece: AHAHA
kitty: ...*gets popcorn*
2p england: would you like some cupcakes?
2p greece: NO.
2p england:*starts chasing 2p greece* YES
kitty: AMERICA~ CONTROL YOUR BOYFRIEND!
2p america:grrrr*starts shooting at kitty*
kitty: *hides behind iggy* I GOT A SHEILD!

Well, it seems like all is under control here…

Now, where did I put my tea?

It's over here!

Ah, thank you, Bunny.


Alfred and Mattie

Haha! Dude you're funny. Yeah. *totally skimmed his insults* So...Hum... I'll be insensitive! But you'll feel better at the end. ...Or really depressed... Hum...

1. If I was such an idiot, how am I the most powerful country in the world? How was I able to beat every war? While you fought... And failed...

! Besides The Beatles, all britishy things SUCK. We americans make it better! Like: Harry Potter: A Very Potter Musical! Sherlock: Sherlock... ect ect.

3. Oh I may be insolent but you know what you are? A mean, cranky, drunk who only cares about himself. So there. Hmph.

4. You will never be as hot as I am. Girls like meh sexy body. You are all skin and bones. And eyebrows.

5. No. I looked it up! A lot of people are fat where you live. And we Ameticans are trying to fight obesity! We made our school lunches better, *I* go to schools sometimes to talk about it.

..

HEY! My ** is not that big! It's... perfectly plump! Yeah.. that works. And at least mine isn't all bony. Yeah. France told me of that one time you sat on him and your bones were all weird and stuff.

..

Okay one last thing: *coughs* I'm sowwy Mister Engwand for offending you. :C I weally am.. Sowwy. *BABY VOICE OFF*

… I'm starting to regret chosing you to date him… -_-

Did yo say something, Minty?

No. Nothing at all ^o^'

…If you say so…

1) I hate to break it to you, love, but you're not going to be the bloody strongest for much longer.

Yep. Really regretting this now… Cheer up, Iggy! I'll go... Um… Japan's coming over, and ou have that match with Spain, remember?

2) Britishy? Really, you idiot. That's not even a bloody word. And since when was Watson a bloody woman? Git.

3) England, go get some tea.

Really, America. This is very immature of you, making your boyfriend cry like that. One more move and I'll… Come and hex you! Great… Now I'm left defending my charge against someone who doesn't believe I exist…

And if that were truly the case, he wouldn't have given you a nice date. He would have just told you to get lost.

4) Okay, I'll give you that… He really should eat more… *sigh* …

5) If you hadn't noticed, the same is going on here, Meri-dearest. And Britain runs a summer camp for dis-advantaged children, where they get to try out different sports which can be played back in the streets.

I'll let you in on a secret – he thinks it cute… In THAT way. I didn't say, though. ^-^

As I said, he needs to eat… Can you dag him out to dinner for me?

*sigh* … You really should know better, Meri-dearest. Please stop making him upset, though.

I suppose I can forgive you… Just this bloody once, mind you.


The-Goddamn-Iron-Girl

H'llo,

Hello, guys. Toni has given me control of her account for a while, so it's just me, London.
She said she would like to let you know that she is not a pervert and just had a cold.
I think I'll make this short. I'm kind of worried about her. It's almost her birthday, and she gets...kind of...funky around this time... *whispers* kind of like England-nii and the American Revolution...she never says why, just something about her father.

Wales, you scare me sometimes. O_O
Oh, um, England-nii? I think I would like your help over here. Her brother has dropped hints that she gets... *cough* really depressed... and she's obsessed with all things British...

I think she'll be back next time. She said that her brother was taking her out today, to keep her occupied. I really hope so. She's normally a really cheery person and it's scary when she's depressed.

With love,

London (Victoria Kirkland)

Ah, hello London.

Ah. I understand. Give her our condolences.

There you are, bunny…

*Yelp!* Britain, HELP!

Get off her you bloody psychopath.

;) I'll chop you up and…

Alright, he's temporarily locked in the wardrobe… What the bloody hell is he doing here, though.

I'm now going to mysteriously disappear, and go see Norway… BYE!

I'm going over for tea this evening, or did you forget, love?


Springirth Dale

Nah, it's alright, England. You can speak that way whenever you want. It's fine.

...

Hiya, North! You're two times fun when you're high!

...I feel bad for you, Scotland. I'm sorry.

Woah. Dragons. Cooooollll~!

I learnt lots today! Thanks for the info!

Bye bye! =)

(from Hong Kong)

...Haha.

Your brothers are downright amusing.
You could be like, a comedian group or something.
I'm not lying.

Oh, and have you seen my Nyotalia counterpart?
I'm just asking. Maybe you kidnapped her or something...

Anyway, America's just probably like, gonna feed you burgers or something.
If you don't wanna have dinner, then refuse.

Sigh...anyway, just call your 2P and tell him to disguise as you so you won't be found out. Simple.

...That's all. Bye, eyebrows.

P.S. I am not a git.

Why'd you go bloody summon the rest of them?!

Hum… Did you say something, brother…

Of course I did

Please don't fight yet…

Aww… The bunny's gone… I want to make pretty patterns…

Maybe… But my head still hurts from it. So be quite, pleasey pleasey please please!

Oh, no… They're hot. Fire breathing ladies of old, covered in scales like lizards crawling o all fours and guarding treasure troves…

Don't pity me, fool.

Scotland. Put away that cigar. It's bad for North to be breathing in the smoke.

I'm the eldest; I do as I damn well please.

Here we go again…

Please excuse this brief intermission! The brother have knocked each other out!

Seeing as they're gone…

HI HONG KONG! Is it pretty in China? It must be really nice to have a Mummy… :(

You do know China's a girl, right North?

Oops…

You don't have to blood live with them.

No, why would I have seen YOUR bloody counterpart? She's probably in town buying new lamp shades or something.

Can I have new lamp shades?

I'll make you some for Christmas.

Thanks Weird Big Brother!

Please don't call me that.

What, weird?

Um… No. Not… Irk… Big Brother.

Um…Okay?

Well thank you fo your advice. I may action upon it next bloody time…

No you will not. You. Need. A. Life. So I've given you're your boyfriend, and you WIL enjoy yourself. 'Kay? J

Who's hacking the 'count?

Never mind that, North. Go wake up Scotland.

Bloody git.


TheBlackPaperMoon

Morning...At least I'm writing this in the morning...

That's...Mean. Wales creeps me out now...

By sane, I mean, sane enough not to harm uber adorable bunnies just because they're protective. ...Unless you DO do that...

It was still funny...I can imagine some cat scratching your face off... XD

Okie den. YOUR COOKING SUCKS **, ENGLAND. I hope that made him less proud.

If Russia isn't able to protect you...Nobody can. I'll be sure not to hurt 'im, not that I can, really. AND THAT WASN'T A SPELLING ERROR!

Had, right. Sorry. Oh, that makes a lot more sense then. I never really paid that much attention to it...

England, I just wanted to randomly ask this. What's with your...terms? Like that language you use...Saying stuff like 'bloody' and 'wanker'...

Good afternoon.

He bloody creeps everyone out…

Scotty's up, but he says his head hurts…

Go give him some Nurofen – it's in the box by the sink.

Oki doki! BYE!

On tha reckoning, everyone but Wales is bloody sane.

It's not funny!
It was.

Not helping, Scotland!

I bought the make-you-no-sicky!

What?

He means painkillers.

Right… Give them to me.

I'll just delete that, otherwise they'll start fighting again… Eire's still got the recession-flu, and the rest of us are only just out of it.

Well, they're no stranger than America's bloody terms.

(the author says that, despite being English-British, I have NEVER heard someone say 'wanker'… It is more impolite than you Americans seem to realise.)


FlyingLikeAButterfly

Hello! My presentation went alright I guess, end of term is always very hectic. Well right now its school holidays in Australia, I've heard that students in the UK start the school year in September (I've found out from Harry Potter and other resources *looks at author*).
Well what do you think of the recently popular 'opa gangnam style'? Last time I checked it was number 1 in the UK and Australia. It's quite... uh unique.
In my local library they have a self check out and in the corner you can chose a language, one of them is Pirate, it's quite funny.
Thank you England for the teletubbies, it was my favourite TV show as a child, I've still got a plush that my mum bought me when I was little. :P
Well bye! I'm going ice skating tomorrow! :D

Congratulations, lass.

Yep! Eiremakes me go to school, even though I'm 92 years old this year

Ya still a wee laddie, North.

Very… Unique…

I like it! *starts dancing*

It has the unfortunate side-effect of making us dance it whenever the music is n, due to its popularity… It's rather irritating…

Well, I'll have to inform your nation of that, won't I?

You're most welcome… I think? Tea?

Ice skating? Only I'm cold enough for that right now.


Greece's kitty

kitty: AHAHAHAHAHAHA, POOR ENGLAND. USUK. SEND ME PICTURES NOW.

You can borrow my camera…

He's doesn't mean it like that.

*raised eyebrow* Wales is still out?

I'm not waking him.

Delivery for Greece's Kitty: One pile of incrimating USUK photos, curotosey of Hon Kong studios and Unicorn delivery servce.


Ethraen Ermanil

England-jiji!

Hi! Washington (state) here. I saw you had a blog and I thought I'd say hi. Sad to admit, I do have to say that most Americans are indeed idiots. However, what about major inventions and discoveries that have come from America?
1) The Wright brothers? Without them, who knows when or if we'd have flight?
2) The American who walked from the Northern border of England (the Scotland-Britian border) all the way down to London just to prove that the newspaper and politicians were wrong and the two countries actually liked each other.

It was a stupid bet, but it still showed the idiot politicians something.

Anyway, I agree though... which is sad coming from a state; that yes, most citizens are idiots. It's also because of that, that dad is somewhat of an idiot too.

Anyway, enough of that now; I have a question for you. You're 2P self is starting to scare me... Is there anyway to... I don't know, scare him back? He's sending me cupcakes... and knowing what people say about your cooking I don't trust them. By the way, you're cooking is tolerable. Maybe slightly more bland than what people are used to, but still. I actually don't mind British Cooking. French cooking gives too little... and dad's cooking is way too much.
I know that you don't have a good relationship with your brothers, but why hold a grudge this long? I mean at the time, wasn't it more fight or be killed? Eat or be eaten? I mean, my siblings seem to have the same relationship, and I don't understand it at all! Don't get me wrong, I'm not naive, and we are still young, but can't you older nations be examples? You and dad even showed me that despite the war 1812, you could actually get together. Dad and Uncle Canada even made up. Even you and dad did! Why can't you make up with your brothers?
Anyway, Here's a quote that would make your day I'm sure: "British vs the French is like The Shire vs Mordor." Yes, you are the Shire in that quote. ^^ It was said by a historian at one of my colleges. He's actually pretty neutral when it comes to teaching the 7 year war (French and Indian war) and beyond.

Oh, and since you kinda raised me, that would make you kinda like my dad right? So does that mean that I have creepy Uncles in Scotland, Wales and Ireland? Not as creepy as your 2P self though...

Ja ne England-jiji!
Washington (state)

Yes, yes, some of you are intelligent. At least your father mean well… But I didn't say that!

(The author says that makes NO SENSE AT ALL. Scotland IS Britain, but Britain is not Scotland, 'kay?)

Scotty says that politicians are idiotic bastards.

NORTH!

What? I'm just sayin' what Scotty said…

Well, I'll happily make you something else!

Getting rid of my 2P… America' 2P is normally fairly good at this, or North's.

I heard my name?

I didn't hear anything… *glare at Norway*

I my impartial opinion as the only non-UK member here, they don't make up because they don't know HOW to be nice to one another… Not to mention they're ALL psychopaths. Or that Scotland still wants to fight them, or that Wales wants to kill everything.

I heard that!

You were supposed to.

Scotty… What sa psychopath?

Well, that's bloody brilliant.

LITERALLY!

Where the hell did you learn that?

The funny man says it a lot…

Funny... Man…

Think he means Clarkson.

I believe it does… Farewell.

SO LONG AND THANKS FOR ALL THE FISHIES!

I give up.


Ayamari Uta

Si! Oh, if you want it warm, then I can make it so. I like it both ways de todas maneras (anyways). :D

No! You don't have to bring comida (food)! You don't have to! You really don't! ;-;

[For chapter 11;] Felicidades, mi amigo! :D (Congrats, my friend!)

-Spain

Can I have some too…. Pwease?

Eire, sort hm out before I murder the thing.

DON'T KILL ME! *cries*

Look what you bloody did this time, Scotland.

*glare*

Anyway, I'll bring something! I have a new recipe that needs taste testing, and cold please.

I'm not sure whether to be happy or not…


IntraSule

Britain! Yo, whaddup mi Inglaterra de perra?! t(=u=t)

Nice to see that you have your own blog, here! Hm, how do I begin? Oh, I know! *leans back on chair and crosses legs at the knees, with hands folded under chin* Maybe we can start by telling the truths and the lies of the future? To not let the alchemy tell such a tall story of eternity? Like how the beginning was an unquenchable desire awoken by loss, and no matter how many times one retread, convert, or reorganize the ending, it is still there with many variability? ;3
Well, if you don't want to talk about that, then I guess I can ask you some questions and stuff. ._.

Is it true that in your cafe the male workers wear sexy uniforms when serving the patrons? Do you do so, too?

Have you read Sweden's blog called "Dry Ice?" It's very interesting...

To debunk your myth about dumb Americans, I decided to list a few intelligent people here: African-American poet Maya Angelou, Apple technology developer and CEO late Steve Jobs, civil rights activistand first woman to run for president Hillary Rodham Clinton, and America himself. Yo might not know it, but he's an intelligent nation, because even if he's not the best grammatically, his mathematic skills could be better, and his ability to sense the atmosphere is totally off, he knows and cherishes equality and unity among ethnicities, sexual orientations, and genders. Any fool can sport a Ph.D. and be socially idiotic with his racism and sexism and homophobia, but the wisest of them all can tell when to treat a person of a different culture, gender, whatever with dignity and respect if they earn it without even needing a high school dipolma . That's why I love being American.

Whoa, we just had a noble moment, here. ._. *headbangs to Breaking Benjamin*

Yeah, okay, until next time...

Hello.

HI!

Evenin'

Yes?

You make my head hurt…

The answer is forty-bloody-two, woman.

Define 'sexy'. Most of them do wear uniforms, so as to be always presentable and accountable.

Only on weekdays.

… No… He wears the outfits France and America bought him for Christmas on non-meeting weekdays.

(the author has not, and so does not feel qualified to comment)

Oh go read where I dealt with this above! I'm not bloody typing it out again, but fine, there's some bloody clever Americans, and some bloody thick ones too.

BYE LADY!


Julchen Marie Beilschmidt

Kesesesese! You're going on a date with that moron! Kesesese! This should be fun!
~Julchen (fem!Prussia)

Oh bloody hell, I almost feel sorry for you...Almost...
~Alice (fem!England)

I've been on a date with the bloody moron.

And you need not feel so, Alice. I've heard his 2P has his eyes on you.

Hella Auntie Alice!

I think I liked him better unconscious. …

Don't you dare.


Warnergirls2000

Heyo England! I was over at Canada and America's blogs and saw yours, So I decided to wander over and check it out. Yes, I'm American T_T but please don't hate me because of that. I do find that we have a few things in common so I'd like to be your friend if you let me. First off, I study magic as well. (Not black magic but, I have done a few spells here and there) So I'm sure we can trade secrets and what not. Also I do believe that you see the things you see. (pats him) keep your chin up. I've seen some strange things myself...although I'm not sure if I can see your friends. (Shrugs)

Oh and I hope to visit England someday, I'm quite interested in some of its history and culture as well as the ghost stories. My moms over there right now and she's having quite a fun time and sent me pictures of some things .

Anyway, How are you today? I hope no one is annoying you too much. You should try to find something to make you relax. You might get high blood pressure with how angry you get at others. Oh and I didn't mean that as something mean. I'm just worried about your health.

Anyway talk to you later! (waves) Bye bye

Good afternoon.

I believe in them, too… ;) Shall we practice dark magic and destroy the puny faeries together.

Bleeding heck, Wales. You've only just woken up!

So? It's never too early to murder a flying rabbit…

Wales, murdering I BAD!

*snort* You tell hi, boyo.

*sticks out tongue at Wales*

Ooh… Things are getting odd here… Can you see me, I-assume-is-a-miss?

Be sure to visit us too, lassie.

That's a DOG'S name.

It's what I call girls.

I hope she enjoys herself very much and you come too someday.

I am very well, thank you. And you?

My bloody brothers materialised, have three scandals to sort out, not to mention the football ones, and Romania burnt his house down this morning. Other than that, everything is coming along swimmingly.


Qualeshia Marshall

*attacks the faeries even though they are hurting me...it hurts. I manage to get away from them, just long enough to strangle the living hell out of England. Is having fun with this too, oh fucking joy*.

DON'T...YOU...DARE...TRY...TO...PULL...THAT...SHIT...WITH...ME...MOTHER...BLOODY...FUCKER! *continues strangling him while Scotland watches in awe* You and your scones...you were such a sexy pirate, you ruin thing by tying me to a tree. IT DIDN'T HAVE TO BE THIS WAY ENGLAND, YOU DID THIS TO YOURSELF MAN, YOU ARE THE CAUSE OF THIS! IF YOU JUST LEARNED HOW TO HAVE FUN ENGLAND, I WOULDN'T HAVE TO HAD HURT YOU, I'M GOING TO TELL YOU TO STAY BRITISH SEXY! HOW CAN YOU DO THAT HUH ENGLAND, HOW THE BLOODY HELL?! *watches him turn red in the face, Scotland still watches* I believed in you, England you fucked up. *laughs while shedding some tears* That was hell for me and you did nothing...NOTHING BUT VISIT PRUSSIA AND DENMARK AT THE HOSPITAL! Those shitty ass scones your momma, I'm not going to say mummsie, I'mma say momma...why because I'M FUCKING AMERICAN, ASS BITCH! The scones almost killed me, I hope America feeds your pathetic ass hamburgers that make you fat as hell itself. THIS WEATHER WOMAN PREDICT A 99% CHANCE OF FUCK-YOUR-ASS-UP STORM AND IT'S COMING RIGHT AT YA *punches the shit out of him while everyone watches in awe. England starts bleeding like crazy, Scotland is laughing his ass off, the others are speechless, while the faeries are looking for me still* DO YOU FEEL MY PAIN HUH, DO YA FEEL IT? THIS IS 100% AMERICAN RIGHT HERE, LET ME SHOW YA HOW WE DO IT BIG IN AMERICA. I WILL CUT YOUR *censored* OFF AND USE IT TO SKULL FUCK YOU IN THE *censored* LIKE YOU CAME ACROSS A *censored*

*still beats the shit out of him, everyone stares while Scotland laughs* I am one pissed off woman.
Writer, forgive me, I'm just mad and that isn't like me *punches England who tries to fight me off* LAY THE FUCK DOWN AND MAN YO ASS UP! YOU GROW A PAIR, START GROWING IT! I am truly sorry about that. Scotland, take over, I'm going to relax away from England before I kill him *walks away listening to Scotland beat the crap out of England* I hope that his brother be here next time because this would be weird-OH SHIT THE FAERIES FOUND ME! *runs like hell with them chasing me* SEE YOU NEXT TIME, WRITER!

Hurting Eggy is not nice… I'll tell America about you!

SECONDED! *bunny glare* We shall now initiate the time skip!

*time skip*


bodesciakirkland

My sons are so sweet, I'm so glad you miss mummy *hugs them each* Some of you need to watch your language *reveals spear again* around me. Getting high, drunk, are we? Sounds like loads of fun.
Did you have fun as a pirate, England? I am glad to feel welcome, yes I am a ginger. Now, show your mummsie around because I want to see exactly how my sons are doing. No *reveals spear, they shake a little * back talk either. *her sons show her around, they are astounded by how beautiful she is. They are having some form of family time* This is fun, is it not? *they blush, yet try to play it cool. She laughs which make them laugh nervously*

Of COURSE, mother dearest.

Sorry… I got confused. I get confused a lot… -_-'

It wasn't his fault, ma'am.

Nawh, it was that idiot's fault again.

It was a… *mentally pleads for help* unique experience.

Yeah… I still gotted confused!

Gotted isn't a word.

Oopsie!

Oh look, it just started raining again… I had very much fun, ut should go collect the washing.

Hey, mother… Little Iggy's got a boyfriend. ;)


kuroiyou63

m back again. Hello Britain.
Flying Mint Bunny, Are you angry with my friend? I know she's a lil boy crazy but... Don't hate her!
yeah wales is awesome.
One of my friends said your stupid Britain. I don't know why she said that...
Others said you look stupid. And Others said you... are ... uh... awesome? not sure.
yeah a few people I asked can't say anything good

Good afternoon

Hi… ;)

Evenin'

Why'd you not say hi to us… :(

NOBODY may date England without MY permission… It' so cute setting him on dates with America… *dreamy sigh*

Well, thank you.

Scotty, he's creeping me out.

And that's my problem because?

I'll bloody show them…

(the author flops onto her keyboard… 114 minutes… To type... this silly… thing.)