DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN LUCKY STAR. IT'S KAGAMI YOSHIMIZU'S PROPERTY. THIS IS A FANFICTION.
I need to control myself!
The screen flickers.
"Is this thing on?"
The darkness soon becomes clear and the room moves with the camera. Somebody finally puts the video camera down and the screen remains still. A person backs up and bends over at it, looking at the screen with big purple eyes.
She sweatdrops.
"So… I just need to talk to the camera, right?" Asks the person.
"Yup. Here are the letters the fans sent to you. Make sure you read each one of their questions and answer them truthfully, Tamura-san!" A male voice replies. Hiyori sighs and nods.
"Ok, then… I'm off. Good luck!" And with that, the male leaves the room. A small clicking sound can be heard from far away, as he closes the door.
Hiyori stares at the camera.
"So… I suppose I should start, huh? I'll sit down first." Hiyori looks behind her and sees a chair. She moves slowly and sits.
"Ok… Hey there everyone. Since you sent me questions, I'll make my best to try to answer them all…"
Hiyori grabs a plastic bag with the first letter.
"Ok then. The first person I've got here is 'Anonymous':
Ohohoho, You picked my dares?
I feel so loved! :D
Anyway...
CC Hiyori.
Because I haven't really tortured her. I didn't make her part of the cosplay because she's my favorite character and I wanted her to enjoy the yuri.
,does it suprise you that I have drawn my friends in shojo-ai realationships? Would it surprise you that I am actually a GIRL, and not a guy, like Konata had thought?
Would it be a shock to know that I TOTALLY KNEW YOU WOULD ENJOY MIYUKI AND KAGAMI SINGING MAGNET AND YUTAKA TACKLING MINAMI?
"Oh, you're a girl huh? Looks like we're colleges then… Your letter had questions to the others, so I just read the ones for me. Ok, let me see… If I'm surprised? Well… A little bit, actually! It's not like I can complain, you know… I've known more people like this. But whenever I imagine or draw them in such ways, I feel a bit embarrassed, you know? Does this happen to you too?"
Hiyori leans forward to the camera.
"And you did all those dares for me to enjoy? Well, I-I…" She blushes a bit. "I won't lie; it was like somebody really wanted me to have a good time… Argh, here I go again! S-sorry about it! I mean, thank you… I guess… I don't even know what to answer! N-next letter! Thank you for your time!"
Hiyori bows to the camera and then gets another letter.
"Ok… I can see this will be embarrassing, but here it goes… Next letter comes from 'ronelm2000':
CC: HiyoriSo what does Kou do to you?
1. If you encounter Artist Block...what do you do?
2. Tell me the truth: I heard you're in the Animation Research Club.
"Oh. Not so bad, after all!" Hiyori leans back again and crosses her arms.
"What do I do when I encounter Artists' Block? I get desperate. I swear! I can't think of any single situation, any single plot, anything! Normally I start listening to music. But this is proving to be a failure, since I guess music doesn't have the same impact on me as it had before… I also search for fanfictions on web sites, you know, to see how people write. I started doing this after Kou-sempai suggested it!"
Hiyori puts her elbows on her knees and rests her head on both hands.
"Now about Kou-sempai. It's true; I am in the Animation Research Club. How do you even know that? Anyway… Kou-sempai… I have a huge respect for her. As well as a bit of fear. She can be really tough on you, you know? I'm not going to lie here… That's what I'm supposed to be doing anyway. Kou-sempai is most of the times the reason for my Artists' Block. She pressures us too much some times… I can't work under pressure! It's a big weakness of mine, I know, but what can I do? She scolds us if the drawings aren't exactly what she'd imagined!"
She sits straight up again, scratching her chin sheepishly.
"But then again… When our drawings are ready on time and way better than she'd expected… She praises us. She can be proud and a bit of a tsundere, but she can recognize a well-made job. I feel very special when she praises me, as well as the other members! So… Hope that this answered your question!"
Hiyori bows and grabs the next letter.
"Now I've got one from 'Sturmgeschuts':
CC:
Hiyori,
We all know that your inspiration for general interactions come from real life experiences, but how do you gain inspiration for the more...ahem, passionate scenes?
Have you ever experienced these events, you don't seem like the romantic type.
And don't you dare feign ignorance, you know full well that I'm talking about the XXX rated scenes!
-Sturm
PS: If you lie, I'll find out and I WILL find you.
Hiyori finishes reading the letter and blushes furiously. Her hands put the piece of paper down as she adjusts her glasses.
"H-how can you even know if I write scenes like this! I-I just stick to the c-cuteness! I wouldn't… I mean, I never… Ugh! It was one time! I didn't even know how to do it right! And no, I haven't experienced it, okay?"
The girl looks to the sides, sighing.
"They can't really hear me…? Oh man…" Hiyori leans towards the screen and whispers, still blushing a bit. "I drew one scene of this kind in my entire life. I just… I read this one story… And I got that thing stuck on my head! I had to do some… Oh for crying out loud… Some research, if you want to call it that… But the story was so good! I just couldn't ignore it once I read it! And no, it wasn't with my… Usual characters. I guess you know who I'm talking about. So yeah, there you have it. Happy? It's the truth! Next letter!"
Hiyori sighs, massages her temples and gets another letter from the bag.
"Now… 'IanK24':
CC: Hiyori, I must ask, you are constantly having...ahem, passionate scenes played out in your mind with Yutaka and Minami. What other friends do you imagine this with? Konata and Kagami, *FILL IN OTHER SHIPPINGS HERE*, did I mention Konata and Kagami...? Seriously, there can't be too many shippings in that show surprisingly...well, maybe and Konata's dad, that's basically the only straight pairing. XD Oh, and Akira(-sama) and Minoru. That would be hilarious...wow. I rambled. Okay, Hiyori, what do you think of my original question, and about my large ramble?
"Wow, pretty big letter you've got there. Well, other friends huh? Yeah, I guess you could say I've been imagining…"
Hiyori turns her head to the door and then back at the camera.
"I should stop that. Anyway. I've been constantly imagining Konata-sempai… And Hiiragi-sempai, you know… Getting at each other's throats and then falling on the floor, with faces inches apart, when Konata-sempai finally… Ah! I-I shouldn't, I really shouldn't! W-well, you get the picture, right? Heh… But about other pairings? It's just so weird to try to pair up your friends like this, you know? I do it a lot, but when I really stop to think about it I can't help to get embarrassed and sigh, since I know it's just all my imagination… Well, at least I guess."
Hiyori reads the letter again. She laughs.
"Yeah, that's so true! The only straight pairing I can bring myself to imagine is Akira-sama and Minoru-sempai… I'll be honest with you, I can't see Kuroi-sensei being paired up with Konata-sempai's dad. More with Narumi-san… N-never mind! That's just a ramble, right? Nice ramble by the way! Thank you!"
She bows and gets another letter from the plastic bag.
"Let's see. This letter comes from 'Chakragirl15':
Hiyori, do you draw yaoi as well?
do you draw straight pairings? (like AustriaXHungary, KyoXTohru...stuff like that.)
what is your favorite food?
have you had your first kiss?
do you ever write/read fanfictions?
"If I draw yaoi? Yeah, pretty much. I have a collection of yaoi doujins on my desk… I have drawn more yuri, though."
She stops and puts a thoughtful finger on her chin.
"Wow. I actually said that without stuttering! Patty was right; this really is like a therapy! B-but anyway. I remember writing straight pairings. I can't really remember how many of them, but I did on the past. I should really get back at drawing them… Too much yuri and yaoi is messing up with my reality… Now, my favorite food? I really like Ikura! It's a type of sushi, really tasty. You should order one someday! Then tell me what you thought of it!"
She reads the letter again to make sure what the next question was.
"Oh, right. F-first kiss, huh? Well, excluding that one I was forced to have with Patty last episode… Not really. N-not like I talk to many guys, you know? And yes, I've read fanfictions. I'm not good with writing them, though… I rather draw the scenes than describing them. That's it… Thank you very much!"
Hiyori bows again and grabs a new letter.
"Last latter! It's from… 'Anonymous'. Again? She said:
CC Hiyori!
What is your favorite yuri pairing?
Why did you blush when Patty kissed you?
What did you draw when Myuki and Kagami were singing Magnet?
How do you feel about the Magnet singing and tackling I dared the others to do?
When did you discover yaoi and yuri?
Do you draw pairings of your friends? If so, who's with who?
Do you have a crush? Tell us who it is. BE TRUTHFUL.
"My favorite pairing? Hmm… So hard to decide… Well, there was this time where I really got hooked on Chik*ne and Him*ko, from Kan*azuki no M*ko. I just liked their relationship. And I blushed because i-it was awkward! Just imagine that one of your best friends was forced to kiss you! What would you feel, huh? As much as you might be into stuff like this, it's completely different in real life! Now… Oh, the drawing. I drew their pose. I can even show you, it's right here."
Hiyori gets up and leaves the screen for a moment. She then comes back wither sketchbook in hands and shows it to the camera.
"Here, see. It's basically the same picture. Both sempai's fit so well in their characters, I almost didn't need to change anything…"
She puts the sketchbook aside and leans back on the chair, reading the letter again.
"Oh, right. Well, I told you already… I felt… Kinda blessed… O-or something! I don't really know! It's a mixture of guilt and happiness… Someone should invent a word for that. Why don't you try? And when did I discover yaoi and yuri? Oh, brother… I discovered yuri first. With one of my older brothers. Yeah, don't ask, I just did. And then I started to think that if there was this kind of relationship, then there must be the other way around! So yeah, I found yaoi soon enough. It was just… Interesting for me. I can't describe it really well…" She scratches the back of her head.
"And I draw pairings… Gosh, I really hope this door is soundproof… I-I can't help myself, it's like they ask to be drawn! Y-Yu-chan and Minami-san are always so close to each other! Not my fault! A-and recently I began a drawing from Konata-sempai and Hiiragi-sempai too… I won't show you just yet! It's really bad… A-anyway, next question!"
She reads the letter again.
"Oh, a crush…" Hiyori sighs and rests her head on a hand. "Honestly, not really… I wonder… If I ever got a boyfriend… Or girlf… You know, never mind! He would have to be really into that stuff. I would probably freak every single one of them! I never found one like this, you know? But when the time comes, I'm pretty sure I'll feel that weird feeling in my stomach my brother says he feels when he's with his girlfriend whenever I'm around the guy… Yeah, that's it."
Hiyori puts the last latter on her side and the gets up, bowing.
"Well, thank you all for your letters! It wasn't as hard as I thought it would be to answer them… I feel bad for the next victim to come here, though… If Yu-chan happens to be the next, just go easy on her, okay? I'd feel terrible knowing that her innocence could be totally ruined in here. Well, take care!
Hiyori Tamura, leaving the room!"
Hiyori reaches the camera and then the screen blackens out.
So, Hiyori's CC! Hope you liked it!
Time to vote again! Do you want another Character Confessionary, or a new round of Truths and Dares? You guys decide, ok? Akira-sama and Minoru will be announcing the next episode based on your opinions.
Thank you sooo much for all your letters! Me and the manager really appreaciate it. We couldn't do without you guys. Kiss-my-ass time is over! Now get outta here and go back to work, you!
- TSL
