Chris:Last time on Total Drama Action, the Killer Bass still couldn't find a luphole in their unrelations, but they were still able to beat the Gophers, as Ted went overboard with a dare that freaked Cody out. Originally, Ted was the one to walk the Dock Of Shame, but he bribed Ed with a cookie so he would vote off Cody, then Ted made a corny joke. Get ready for the craziest, most dramatic episode yet of Total...Drama...ACTION!
Total Drama Action
Part 12:And.....Action!
*Cut to Bass cabin.*
"I'm hideous!!" Zim yelled from his bunk. Flapjack was sitting near his bed at the same time.
"See Zim, I made you a new water and skin sanitary suit!" Flapjack laughed. Zim frowned.
"You suculant popsicle called a human, YOU MADE ME UGLY!!" Zim yelled trying to strangle Flapjack. Flapjack laughed thinking Zim was playing with him. The suit, unfortunetly was decorated by Flapjack. It had seaweed covering half of it, while another was crusty sand. Zim then chased Flapjack out of the cabin and onto the campsite. Fortunetly, Jenny decided to break this up.
"Okay guys, now you're getting a little ridiculous...." Jenny said staring at Zim's suit.
"I made it myself." Flapjack spoke happily. Jenny looked at Flapjack strangely.
"I didn't ask, but I'll keep that in mind." Jenny responded uninterested. Flapjack laughed. Jenny grabbed both of them like kids (Technically, Flapjack is a kid) and brough them back to the cabin. When Zim got back to his bunk, or what looked more like a base, he took out what looked like a video diary.
"Ever since I've got here, the flesh bags have treated me like a biped's dookie! I have not decided any alliances, but the flesh lover seems to stick up for me. I shall ask her for an alliance next week, seeing that I am almost invincible when it comes to these dumb games that the smile man calls "challenges"." Zim said to a video camera protruding out of the wall. Without him knowing, Flapjack waved at the camera behind his back. Courtney was watching the whole time, and honestly was getting creeped out by Zim's random talk, and use of the word "flesh bags".
"And as for the intilligence levels, LOW!" Zim yelled, obvisiously waking everyone up. Harold came over to see what he was doing.
"A video diary, sweet." Harold said, scaring the living crud out of Zim.
"Go away you flesh bag!! Or I will implant a mind control in your brain!!" Zim yelled holding up a large circle shaped device.
"Jeez, don't get on my case, gosh!" Harold yelled. Zim smiled, then went back to filming.
*Cut to confessional.*
Zim:..........I HATE FLESHBAGS!!!!!!
Courtney:Okay, now he's gone too far. He's sat in front of that camera the entire time here, he's yelled at every person he's seen, and he's green. I can accept that, but going on someone's case when they're not doing anything at all, not to mention chewing my hair, that's were I cross the line!
*Cut back.*
"If I'm to get my....." Zim suddenly noticed Courtney behind him.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING FLESH BAG?!!!" Zim demanded.
"You know what, I've had it with you. Your pesky attitude, your constant yelling, and your wierd cravings. If I have to put up with you for a whole next week, I think I'll explode! All I'll ask is to please stop getting on peoples' cases!" Courtney yelled. Zim sat there, and then frowned.
"GO AWAY!!" Zim yelled. Zim then held up a strange looking piece of meat.
"I'm hypnotizing you with my meat! Bow to the meat!!" Zim yelled, acting as if the meat was a shrine. Jenny, unfortunetly for Courtney, was right there to witness the whole conversation, and then it turned from yelling, to yelling and arguing.
"Courtney, stop bullying this kid! Ever since we've got here, you've acted like he's a alien!" Jenny yelled.
"I AM NOT AN ALIEN!!" Zim insisted.
"Bullying? BULLYING?! I've tried to stick up for him, but every time I decide to give him another chance, he yells at another person! How am I bullying, when every person he sees he yells at?" Courtney asked angrily.
"You tell her sweetheart." Duncan laughed enjoying the whole fight. Mr. Blik was watching as well.
"Ha, and to think girls call us disfunctional." Mr. Blik laughed.
"You've never stuck up for him! You've just been the walking brain of our group since this show started!" Jenny said angrily. Zim went back to doing his video diary as the girls argued.
"And it seems that the two girls Courtney and Jenny cannot be functional together. Invader Zim out." Zim finished as the fight continued to go on.
*Cut to Gopher cabin.*
"And that my friend, is where babies come from." Ted finished his conversation with Ed. Ed stared at Ted wide eyed.
"Wow, I never knew babies come from Carmon Sandiego." Ed said confused. Ted nodded his head, then winked at the camera.
*Cut to confessional.*
Ted:I love how gulliable Ed is. He saved my butt in bonfire, and now thinks babies come from Carmon Sandiego.
*Cut back to cabin.*
"Hey Ed, who's best?" Ted asked eyeing Lindsay. Ed looked confused.
"Who's who?" Ed asked. Ted laughed.
"You know who's the best girl here. You've got to be thinking about scoring a girl, right?" Ted asked. Ed smiled.
"Um, well, no. Actually I've been thinking about that dare I made. It was genius wasn't it?" Ed asked.
"Sure, pure genius Ed." Ted responded not caring, still in a daze.
"That's exactly what Eddy would say." Ed said happily.
"That's nice Linds....I MEAN, Ed." Ted stuttered. Ed looked at Ted confusingly, but then knew what was going on.
"Ha ha, you like Lindsay don't you Ted?" Ed asked stupidly. Ted looked insulted.
"Ed! I'll inform I was voted "Smartest In Periods 7,8,9, and 10" back in Tremorton." Ted said, covering up what he really felt.
"Hey, just because you're smart and she's dumb doesn't mean you shouldn't like her." Ed said sounding like a therapist.
"Shut up Ed! Your not my therapist." Ted yelled angrily. Ed laughed, then walked away.
"Liking Lindsay. Pff, you wish." Ted mumbled angrily. Timmy was once again over by Bessie reading another page of the Honeybee handbook.
"And sometimes, even a bee feels embarrassed because of accidents in their hive." Bessie finished. Timmy looked confused.
"Wait, what?" Timmy asked. Suddenly, Chris's voice came over the loudspeaker.
Chris:Attention campers, please report to the ampitheatre for your next challenge, and let me tell you, you don't want to miss it.
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AN:Sorry I paid alot of attention to Zim, I just feel a alien in a human game show needs to be investigated to see how he feels in it.
Also, please comment on the fic. I love when I get feedback, because I just think it's, well, inspiring.
