Chapter 12 Valentine's Day madness
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto
It was another beautiful day at the hidden mist village it was misty as always and the sun was shining bright just your average peaceful day, but today was a special day it was that time again of the year Valentine's Day has arrived. Yes the one special day when a man proclaims his eternal love for a woman or even a guy to others it was just a regular holiday, but to the married couples it meant a day to remember their affection and loyalty to one another some couples didn't care because they were always showing their love and affection. They were also the kind of people who believe that Valentine's Day was complete bullshit because they believe in the theory that love stinks who could blame them since love has its ups and downs, however there was one place where Valentine's Day was consider the worst day ever to a certain someone it's a raging war the place is Genjuro's house.
Hinata wake up with a yawn and smile seeing the beautiful sun shining from her window she rose up from her bed and left to take a shower she remember that today she had the day off because Genjuro was so impressed with her progress that he decided to give her the day off from training. Once she was done from her shower she put on her ninja clothes and went downstairs she knew that her teacher would be making breakfast and she was hoping to eat because Genjuro's cooking was amazing. She then gasp when she saw that the whole house has had a whole new makeover which it look like a secret war camp, all of the windows were sealed shut by wooden tiles and the front door had a barricade to prevent anyone from entering. She was really confuse was this really her teachers house maybe she was having one of those weird dreams from eating something and last night she did ate a couple of cinnamon rolls before going to bed.
That's when she saw Seiryu wearing his ninja uniform and he look like he was ready to fight she saw him entering the living room, when she went there she saw Seiryu talking to Genjuro or maybe it wasn't him she couldn't tell if it was him because he was wearing a large cloak covering his whole body and face and a pair of sunglasses.
"Seiryu is everything ready?" ask a nervous Genjuro.
"Yes sensei I have prepare everything from the weapons to the bobby traps we are ready for the invasion"
That caught Hinata's attention were they going to be attack she didn't know what was going until Seiryu saw her and smile at her.
"Hey Hinata good morning and happy Valentine's D….ugh" Seiryu didn't finish because Genjuro cover his mouth.
"Seiryu how many times do I have to tell you never mention those words in my presence" Genjuro scolded his student.
"Sorry sensei"
"Um….sensei Seiryusan what's going on why are you dressed like that and why does the house looks like a war camp?"
Genjuro went to her" my dear Hinata you must prepare yourself we are about to be attack"
She gasp" what an invasion?"
Genjuro nodded" yes it's the worst invasion you could ever imagine"
"You mean an invasion of ninjas?" Hinata said nervous.
"No Hinata worst"
She gulp becoming more nervous" demons?"
"No Hinata worst" Genjuro said while leaning closer to her and gave her a very scary look.
"We are about to be invaded by crazy single women"
Hinata sweat dropped at the revelation" sensei why would women attack us?"
"Isn't it obvious Hinata its Valenti……" Seiryu paused while Genjuro was glaring at him" I mean it's the day of love"
"You mean Valentine's Day?" Hinata said.
"Don't say those words" Genjuro scolded.
"I'm sorry sensei but why would women attack us on Valen……I mean today?"
"It's not really you or Seiryu who would they go after but me" Genjuro said with a sweat dropped.
"Why?" she said puzzle.
"I guess you don't know Hinata I'll be right back" Seiryu said as he went upstairs.
"I will not lose to them I will survive" Genjuro said while raising his fist in pure determination.
Seiryu return with a newspaper article" here Hinata read the front page"
She read the title out loud" Once again Meji Genjuro is the mist village most desirable male single" she gasp a little while looking back at her teacher" so sensei you are a………" she paused she didn't wanted say it.
"Yes Hinata sensei is the ladies man" Seiryu said while chuckling" and take a look at the graphic it says that ninety percent of the single female population wants to date sensei"
Hinata have to giggle while Genjuro frown.
"It's not funny Hinata having a stampeded of crazy women after you it's always the same every year they chased me around the whole village I don't understand even with my blood line they want to date me why can't they just go for a normal mortal guy not a half immortal guy like me, but this year is going to be different they will never get to me and that's when you two come in Seiryu Hinata you're mission is simple protect the house during the whole day while I'm going to lock myself in the basement"
"So it's up to us to not let a single women get to sensei are we clear what is your mission Hinata?" Seiryu said.
Suddenly a knock on the front door was heard Genjuro gasp and left to the basement to hide Seiryu grab one of the weapons to use against the invaders a water balloon, he went to the door and threw the water balloon at the unwanted guest.
"TAKE THAT SENSEI DOESN'T WANT TO DATE YOU" Seiryu shouted but he gasp when he saw who was the person he strike with the water balloon.
Standing in front of him was a pissed off Mitarashi Anko who was soaked wet from the attack she glare at the black hair teen with so much anger, Seiryu went pale seeing the snake jounin glaring at him.
"Um…Anko I….I'm really sorry I thought you were one of those crazy fan girls of sensei"
WHAM
Anko smack Seiryu on the head while a huge lump grew on his head.
"You little shit" Anko growl.
Genjuro exit the basement and saw the fallen Seiryu next to a worry Hinata and a soaked wet Anko.
"What's going on?"
"Oh sensei Ankosensei is here" Hinata said.
"Oh hi Anko what happen?"
"Your student decided to hit me with a water balloon" Anko said in a growl.
"Don't blame him we are in the middle of a big invasion" Genjuro said.
Anko was confused" invasion what are you talking about?"
"It's a long story but anyway why have you come here Anko?"
Anko was a little nervous she blush slightly while Genjuro was puzzle at her strange behavior, Hinata smile having an idea why the snake jounin was nervous it was obvious that she wanted to ask him out since it was Valentine's Day. Seiryu got back up from the smack he receive at the hands of the snake jounin when he heard noise coming from afar it was the sound of running footsteps, he went outside of the house and gasp in shock he immediately went back inside and look at his teacher in horror.
"Sensei THEY ARE COMING"
Genjuro's eyes widened" everyone BATTLESTATIONS DO NOT LET THEM GET INSIDE THE HOUSE" he then left back to the basement and lock himself in the room.
Seiryu closed the front door and barricaded again he gave Hinata a box full of water balloons.
"Here Hinata we have to protect sensei"
The Hyuga heiress nodded and took the box ready to protect her teacher from being capture from the crazy women.
"Hey just what the hell is going on who are coming?" Anko said more confused.
"Well to put it shortly every year at Valentine's Day sensei is chased down by the women all over the village asking him to be their Valentine and boyfriend all that stuff so we are going to stop them from getting to him this year"
Anko was shock at first but she became piss how dare they chase down Genjuro when she already has her sights on him she grab Seiryu by the collar and glare at him.
"Give me some water balloons it's time for me to release some hell on them"
Seiryu smile and gave her a box of water balloons she grab the box with satisfaction.
(I'm really going to enjoy this)
The stampeded of women arrived at the house and the invasion began they started destroying the wooden tiles covering the windows like crazy hungry animals, the three ninjas started their attack on the love sick women throwing the water balloons hitting a large number of them. As soon as the water balloons made contact with them they started crying saying that their date with Genjuro has been ruined because their favorite dress is soaking wet. Anko was enjoying the barrage more than Seiryu and Hinata she threw more water balloons like it was a contest how many targets you can hit while Seiryu and Hinata continued their attack while sweat dropping. Suddenly they heard crashing noises coming from the basement they all gasp it thinking that Genjuro was in trouble.
"AH HELP ME THEY ARE GETTING IN THE BASEMENT" came Genjuro's freak out voice.
They rush to the basement and saw Genjuro trying to break free from a couple of women.
"Genjurosama please be my Valentine" one of the women pleaded.
"Stop please I am not interested" Genjuro said while trying to break free.
Anko got pissed seeing the women holding him like he was some kind of adorable animal well he was a very handsome man, she shook her head from the impure thoughts that invaded her mind and charge at the women with water balloons.
"Eat water you bimbos"
She throw the water balloons hitting them with perfect accuracy they started crying releasing a relief Genjuro.
"Thank you Anko"
"No problem these women should be ashamed of themselves coming at you like they were crazy to have their way with you what a disgrace they are"
Seiryu sweat dropped at her comment (yeah and you're no different I bet if you have the chance to take sensei you will take it)
"GENJUROSAMA PLEASE BE OUR VALENTINE"
"Oh no the enemy has enter the house we have to retreat now" Genjuro said making a hand seal.
"WATER STYLE WATER MISSILE JUTSU"
The water attacked destroyed the wall of the basement and they left the house while being chase down by the stampede of women.
"What are we going to do now sensei?" Seiryu said.
"I suggest that you and Hinata split up I don't want the two of you to get in this so enjoy the day of friendship and love"
"I'm staying with you Genjuro you need help with that crazy fan club of yours" Anko said while looking back at the group of women and glare (and besides there's no chance in hell I'm going to let them have Genjuro all by themselves)
Seiryu and Hinata and they took another corner of the street separating from Anko and Genjuro while the army of crazy women follows them.
"What are we going to do Seiryusan?" Hinata said worry for her teacher.
"I guess sensei is on his own he did told us to enjoy today"
"I guess you're right" Hinata said.
(Since its Valentine's Day I should buy a gift for Hinata" Seiryu thought.
(Since its Valentine's Day I should buy something for Seiryu) Hinata thought.
"Um…..Hinata?"
"Yes Seiryusan"
"I kind of forgot that I have a mission today so I'll see you later"
"Yeah we'll I have to do something too"
"We'll I'll see you later" Seiryu said while leaving.
She nodded before going the other way (I will buy something nice for you Seiryusan)
(I will buy something nice for you Hinata) Seiryu thought with a smile.
Back with Genjuro and Anko they were still being chase down by the group of fan girls they became angry when they saw Anko was with Genjuro and they want to have the ninja all to themselves. They all saw Anko as a threat that have to be taken out so they were going to stop her and then focus on the mist ninja. Anko just had about enough of this she faced the mob with a pissed off look while the women charge at her.
"GET HER SHE WANTS GENJUROSAMA ALL FOR HERSELF"
"Anko look out" Genjuro said worry.
She bit her thumb and made a couple of hand seals (they are going to pay)
"SUMMONING JUTSU"
POOF
When the smoke clear the giant snake Manda stood before the shocking mob of women Genjuro was shock thinking that that she was about to do the unthinkable while Anko was laughing like a maniac looking at the Manda.
"Manda I brought you your sacrifices eat them all of the women" Anko said while laughing like crazy.
The lord of snakes looked at the large mob while looking back at her" YOU WENCH I AM FULL I HAVE ALREADY EATEN"
Anko's jaw fell to the ground" WHAT what do you mean you're full you can't be full you are Manda the lord of snakes you can't get full come on eat them"
"SILENECE YOU WENCH DON'T SUMMON ME AGAIN OR I WILL EAT YOU"
Manda vanish in a cloud of smoke while Anko was piss she was expecting that the snake lord will eat all of Genjuro's fan club, she glare at the female mob with intent to kill making them tremble in fear and before she knew it.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" they all shouted with fear while running for their lives they were either of Manda or the very angry Anko.
Anko grin" now that's more like it looks like you're safe Genjuro"
Genjuro was so relief he couldn't believe he was safe in Valentine's Day he then did something he never though he would do he embrace the snake jounin surprising her, she blush while she felt like melting in his arms she was very happy suddenly she got the urge to kiss him. But before she could even made her move on him they were surrounded by a group of mist ninjas, however all the ninjas were women every chunin and jounin kunoichi were present and right now they were glaring at him while he was still hugging Anko.
Genjuro had to break the embrace with the snake jounin while Anko groan in disappointment but her attention fell to the mist kunoichis in front of them who they look like they were ready to kill her she grin at them.
"Is there something wrong?" she said but had a pretty good idea why they were upset.
"Genjurosama be my Valentine" one of the mist kunoichi said.
"No I want him to be my Valentine"
"No I want him to be my Valentine"
Genjuro groan (why me this always have to happen every Valentine's Day)
"Genjuro go I'll handle them" Anko said as she took a fighting stance.
Genjuro was taken back" what are you sure Anko there's too many of them I don't think you could take all of them" he was worry for her.
Anko chuckle" looks like you don't know me very well I'll be fine just go"
Genjuro nodded" all right good luck" he then left running.
(Anko I will never forget your sacrifice) Genjuro thought while having tears in his eyes.
Anko grin at the kunoichi's" well what are you waiting for who's going to be first?"
"You think you can beat us you're outnumbered"
"Don't underestimated me or you will regretted"
"We will have Genjurosama he will be our Valentine"
Anko glare at them" if you want to get to Genjuro you will have to go through me"
"It's your funeral GET HER"
They all charge at the snake jounin waiting to beat her in a blink of an eye.
(Bring it) she thought with a grin.
WHAM BAM WHAM
In another part of the village Seiryu was looking around the shops to find a Valentine's gift for Hinata, he then spotted a small bakery and smile Hinata love sweets but he knew exactly what kind of sweets she likes.
(That's right Hinata loves cinnamon rolls I will buy her a couple of them and also I should buy her a gift card oh man I can't wait to see her reaction)
In another part of the village Hinata was looking trough the shops she was still looking for a gift to give to Seiryu, she stop when she pass a food stand and saw a familiar plate that Seiryu likes very much.
(Oh that's it Seiryusan's favorite food is chocolate cover rice balls I will buy him some and maybe I will buy him a gift card too he's going to be so happy)
Genjuro was sitting on a bench in the park region of the village he was resting since he has been running for an hour he was worry about Anko he knew she was strong but to take on the whole mist kunoichi squadron was insane. He thought the worst what if she was beaten or worst he shook his head forgetting those horrible thoughts there was no way she was going to die so easily. He growl he really hated Valentine's Day it to him it was the worst holiday ever, he thought that maybe he should get himself a girlfriend and ignore his blood line limit and just focus on his happiness for once. The only thing that could go wrong when he gets a girlfriend that the rest of his so called fan club will get upset and jealous and they might try to kill his girlfriend.
The next thought that pop in his head is who was he going to chose to be his girlfriend the choices were endless since he had his own fan girl club it wasn't going to be easy to chose the right one, the only woman that he was thinking about was….. He shook his head erasing the thought he couldn't believe he thought about HER being a possible candidate she was rude, stubborn hardheaded and her table manners were a disgrace. He sighed maybe he should think about this later when he realized that he wasn't alone he was surrounded by a lot of men; he was a little worry seeing that didn't look very happy.
"Is there something wrong?" Genjuro said trying not to get nervous.
"Genjurosama we are sick of this it's always the same" one man said upset.
"Yeah every Valentine's Day all of the women are trying to claim you as their own"
"My own wife was even fantasizing about you and she won't even look at me anymore and I even bought her such a great gift"
"Every women in the village keeps talking about you and they want you as their boyfriend"
"Well we have enough of this"
Genjuro gulp" come on I'm sure we can work something out without resolving to any violence"
"No there isn't any other way GET HIM"
(Oh crap) Genjuro thought as he was NOW being chase down by the men of the village he was only thinking one thing.
(WHY ME)
In another part of the village Anko was dusting herself after her fight she shook her head as she was looking at the beat up mist kunoichis they weren't death just unconscious she really beat the crap out of them.
"I told you not to underestimate me" she then left searching for Genjuro.
(I hope he's all right?)
Back to Seiryu and Hinata they have reunited and both have gifts with wrapping paper they smile at each other.
"I guess you left to buy me a gift right Hinata?" Seiryu said.
"And I guess you left to buy me a gift and you lie to me that you have a mission" she said sounding a little upset for the lie.
"Here Hinata happy Valentine's Day" he said while giving her a box wrap with blue wrapping paper.
Hinata was very happy the suspense was killing her she quickly open her gift and smile seeing a small box of cinnamon rolls and on top of the box there was a gift card, she open the card and read the message out loud.
"The flame of our friendship will never be extinguish even with the biggest rain to fall"
She smile at him with a small blush on her cheeks" thank you very much Seiryusan I love it" she gave him a quick hug and he accept it.
"Here Seiryusan happy Valentine's Day" she gave him a box with yellow wrapping paper.
Seiryu smile while opening the gift his eyes went wide seeing a box with chocolate rice balls and a gift card he read it out loud.
"Friends together forever"
"Thanks a lot Hinata I really like it" he smiled at her while looking back at the chocolate rice balls" I'm going to enjoy eating these rice balls later"
"I'm glad you like it" she smiled at him.
"Hinata let's make a promise no matter what happens we will always be friends"
"Yes I promised"
"Pinky swear?" he show her his pinky finger.
She smiled while grabbing his pinky finger with hers.
"Pinky swear"
Back with Genjuro the angry male mob was still running through the whole village they were looking for him because they lost him and they weren't happy, they continued running until they took another rturn on the street.
"Where is he?"
"Yeah he couldn't possibly went too far"
"What's going on here?" an older voice said.
They men turn the other way and gasp seeing the Mizukage standing wearing his kage uniform.
"Oh Mizukagesama what a honor to have you here"
"Cut the formalities I know what you all have been doing to Genjuro and not just you but the women too Genjuro told me everything how could all of you do such a thing to a ninja who has dedicated his whole life in helping the mist village despite what happened with his clan and his two students you all are hunting him because of jealousy what a disgrace I couldn't be more disappointed in all of you"
"But Mizukagesama?" one of the men said.
"Silence I'm going to put a new law from this moment the hidden mist village won't be celebrating Valentine's Day ever again I will make sure the law is made an approved by the council" he then left leaving a happy mob behind.
Once the mob was gone cheering the Mizukage vanish in a cloud of smoke and it Genjuro stood in his place he sighed in relief.
"Finally I hope that will solve this once and for all"
"Pretty clever"
Genjuro saw Anko landing next to him with a smirk on her face.
"That was pretty clever the way you transform into the Mizukage and told them about that law to never celebrate Valentine's Day again"
"Actually I did talk to the real Mizukage about the law and he told me he will be talking with the council this week I have a feeling that mist won't be celebrating that holiday again I feel more relief now"
"You really hate Valentine's Date don't you?" she said with a smirk.
"What was your first clue" he said sarcastic.
"You know what I think it's a stupid holiday all those men giving gifts to their wife and girlfriend and the girls trying to make some gun to go out with them it's really stupid"
"Really then why did you went to my house this morning?" he said with a big smirk.
She blush a little" well I came just to tell you……that I'm leaving today I'm going back to Konoha" she said sounding a little nervous.
Genjuro was surprised" oh you're going back?"
"Yeah before coming to your house I went to the hospital to check on Goro and the doctors told me he was fine so I can take him back to the leaf village for interrogation"
"So you really are leaving?" he said sounding a little worry.
"Why are you asking are you going to miss me?"
Genjuro did his usual cough to hide the blush on his cheeks but this time Anko saw it she grin but stood quiet maybe she will tease him later.
Later at the gates of the village
Genjuro, Seiryu and Hinata were looking at Anko who was ready to leave the village, next to her was a mist chunin carrying Kazama Goro who was tied up in chains and his mouth was cover with duck tape.
"Well I guess it's time to leave" Anko said.
"Take care Anko" Seiryu said.
"Yes have a safe journey back to Konoha Anko sensei" Hinata said.
The mist chunin was having trouble carrying the missing nin" he's a little heavy"
Anko growl" hey quit your whining and do your job"
"Yes right no problem"
"Anko before you go here take this" Genjuro said giving her a brown bag.
"What's this?" she said puzzle.
"You are going to like it trust me" he said with a smirk.
She opened the bag and saw a couple of dango and a seal cup of green tea she smiled at him" hey thanks you didn't have to go to all that trouble just for me"
"I insist I wanted to call it a Valentine's gift"
Seiryu was surprised by his teacher's behavior.
(Well what do you know I guess sensei cares for Anko) Seiryu thought with a smirk.
(Well what do you know I guess he cares for me?) Anko thought while having a small blush on her cheeks.
"You better be going now" Genjuro said.
"Yeah but you know I'm very rude I mean you gave me a Valentine's gift and haven't giving you nothing I feel bad" Anko said in a innocent tone.
"It's okay Anko you don't have to" Genjuro said.
"No I insist" she said while smiling at him.
She then took the mist ninja by surprise as she lunge on him and kissed him passionately while wrapping her arms around his neck. Seiryu, Hinata and the mist chunin had their mouths wide open at the sight before them. Anko broke the kiss due to the lack of air and she lick her lips while Genjuro was shock and blushing.
"Happy Valentine's Day" she said while leaving the gate" let's go" she told the mist chuning and he nodded following out of the village.
Once Anko was far from sight Genjuro was still blushing he look at his two students Seiryu was smirking while Hinata was giggling.
"What's wrong?" he said.
"Nothing sensei it's just I didn't know you had a thing for Anko" Seiryu said still smirking.
Genjuro frown" Seiryu for saying that comment you are going to run fifty laps to the village"
"WHAT right now but it's almost nightfall can I do it tomorrow"
"NO now go"
"Yes sensei" Seiryu said while leaving.
"What about you Hinata are you going to say something?"
"No sensei I'm going back to your house" she then bow before leaving.
Genjuro look to the distance where Anko left and smile.
(I didn't know she was a good kisser damn)
Anko was walking the road with a big smile on her face ignoring the mist chunin that was having some trouble carrying the missing nin Goro.
(Mmm kissing him was amazing better than I have imagine)
To be continued
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