Randy sat and watched the news report the next morning in amusement. Raven had been found tied naked to a cross outside the old ECW Arena. He had a crow of barbed wire on his head and somebody had whipped the shit out of him with a belt. The police had taken him to the prison since he was wanted for harboring a fugitive, kidnapping and vehicular assault. Randy personally thought that Sandman helping to crucify Raven was a nice touch, seeing as how Raven did it to him once.

"Thank God it's over," Jeff said. He was sitting next to Randy on the couch. Jack was in his room taking a nap. "I fucking hope he stays locked up forever."

"I do too," Randy agreed. He wrapped his arm around Jeff's shoulders. "If anyone deserves it, it's him."

Jeff nodded. "Yeah, he does."

Randy frowned. "What's wrong?"

"Nothing's wrong."

"You're a terrible liar. Something's still bothering you."

Jeff sighed. "I just…I don't know. It seems like everything is going to be okay now and I really want to believe it will be. But something always comes along and ruins things. Christian, Adam, Russ, Tomko, X, Raven…"

"But they're all gone," Randy said to him. "Raven's the only one still alive out of all those people. Look, baby, shit is always going to happen. It's just a sad fact of life. We just have to deal with it as it happens."

"I know but--"

Randy cut him off with a kiss. "You were saying?" he asked when they finally broke apart.

Jeff panted for a moment and then grinned. "I was talking?"

Randy smirked. "Ha! I'm still the only one who can shut you up."

"Yeah, because you cheat," Jeff pouted.

"Well do you mind that kind of cheating?"

"No." Jeff grinned mischievously before pulling Randy in for another kiss. Randy was just starting to pull Jeff's shirt over his head when they were interrupted by a very familiar cry.

"Dada! Dada!"

Randy froze and looked at the direction his son's room was in. "Give us ten minutes kiddo!"

"Randy! He needs one of us now!" Jeff scolded. He gave Randy one more kiss before getting up and going to check on Jack."

"But I need some lovin' right now!" Randy whined. He sighed in frustration. This was the downside to having kids. It cut directly into their nookie time. "Can't you drop him off at Matt's or something?"

Jeff brought Jack out to the living room. "What happened to us not letting him out of our sight ever again?"

"Well I said that when I wasn't horny so I obviously wasn't in my right state of mind!"

Jeff grinned and kissed Jack. "Listen to your daddy over there. He's being silly." He looked at Randy. "Don't worry. We'll get plenty of nookie. We're going to need it if we're going to have more kids." He took Jack into the kitchen so he could feed the little guy.

Randy's eyes widened. Wait, when did they discuss having more kids? There was a discussion about that? He didn't remember having that discussion. Jesus, if they kept adopting kids he was never going to get laid again. "Uh Jeff? Sweetheart?" He got up and went into the kitchen. "When exactly did we talk about having more kids?"

"Oh we've talked about it several times," Jeff said cheerfully. "I said I wanted like twenty but we agreed that ten was a more manageable number."

Randy made a high pitched noise and nearly fainted. Ten? Good God, he must have been drunk when he agreed to that. But Jeff looked so happy and he didn't want to spoil that…

Jeff burst out laughing. "Randy I'm kidding! I just wanted to see how you would react. We've never talked about having more kids. Fuck, I'm not even ready for any other besides Jack here and I'm never going to be ready for ten.

"Oh thank God," Randy said in relief. He smacked Jeff on the ass. "You're evil, you know that?"

"Thank you. I'm taking that as a compliment."

"I'm going to get you later for that little trick, I hope you know that."

"I'm looking forward to it."

Jack started making DX crotch chopping motions, which wasn't really successful because he was in his high chair. "Suck it! Suck it!"

Randy and Jeff looked at each other before groaning. "Son of a bitch," Randy muttered. "I told them to un-teach him that." He went into the laundry room and grabbed the shovel. "You keep him hear. I'm going on a DX killing expedition."