A/N: Not my usual stuff but these two Elders of Uganda District 9 deserve some screen time! And what better way to do it then to try to get our favorite Elders!Couple together!


"Elder Church?"

"Yes, Elder Thomas?"

"Have you noticed something different?"

"What?"

"About Elder Price and Elder McKinley."

"What about them?"

"Well… they seem to have gotten… closer lately."

"Oh yeah, they're totally hard for each other."

"Elder Church!"

"What?"

"No need to be so vulgar!"

"Dude, you're almost twenty, grow up."

"But… Heavenly Father doesn't like such vulgar language."

"It's natural."

"What's natural?"

"For two men to be hard for each other."

"Elder Church!"

"Whatever."

"Is it okay to be gay?"

"Well, even before this whole Book of Arnold business, I figured gays weren't just Godless heathens that deserved to burn in the pits of Hell."

"Yeah, I felt the same way."

"So being gay is fine. As long as you're happy, I guess."

"My reasoning exactly. Which is why we need to discuss Elder Price and Elder McKinley."

"Why do you bring it up?"

"Well, I think Elder McKinley and Elder Price might… like each other."

"No shit Sherlock."

"Why must you swear so much?"

"Because we were excommunicated from the church so we can do what we want within reason."

"…Whatever you say. But, I don't think they know that they like each other."

"What do you mean?"

"Well, look at them!"

"I am. They look normal."

"Look at Elder McKinley. Look real close."

"I don't… oh… wow."

"See? Elder Church, it's so obvious that Elder McKinley likes Elder Price. Look at that blush! And his hands! And his face! And his eyes!"

"You're just naming body parts now. You've lost me."

"Elder Price smiled at him and then he blushed."

"Okay."

"Then, when he put his hand on Elder Price's shoulder, he smiled wider and seemed happier."

"Gotcha."

"And his face just lit up when Elder Price tapped him on the nose."

"Why'd he tap him on the nose?"

"I don't know. Ask Elder Price."

"Okay."

"No! Elder Church! Come back! And Elder McKinley always gets this weird lovey dovey look whenever Elder Price so much as looks at him."

"How do you know?"

"He's my mission companion, I'm supposed to know."

"If you say so."

"And I do. So, Elder Church, we're gonna have to find a way to get them together."

"What if they don't want to be together?"

"… Were you not just listening to what I was saying?"

"I mean, what if Elder Price doesn't want Elder McKinley?"

"What?"

"Well, all the things you said pertain to Elder McKinley. Does Elder Price show any obvious signs of liking him?"

"Oh yes, Elder Church. I'm sure of it."

"Really?"

"No... not really."

"Well, we'd need to find out if we want to get them together."

"Only one way to do that."

"And which way would that be, Elder Thomas?"

"We need to talk to Elder Cunningham."


A/N: Oh God, I should be asleep! I have work in the morning! Meh, oh well. Part 2 coming eventually!