Special Valentine's Day II: Axel's First Love

In the Kennedy's basement; Eddie, Chris, Matt, Dylan, Cleveland Jr., Matthew and Axel were playing cards.

"It's been a week since Zack went to Disneyworld" Eddie said "I kinda miss him"

"Well, he told me he wants to spend time 'reconnecting' with his new family" Matt said.

"You mean 'reconnecting' with his former love" Axel said, doing a sexual gesture, "You know, bow-chicka-wow-wow."

"You're disgusting, Axel" Eddie said "Love isn't just about sex. It's about compromise, support, sharing and putting aside your needs for your love's sake"

"I swear to God that Eddie is becoming every single Disney prince ever made" Matthew complained.

"Except Hans from Frozen. Still can't believe that prince was an evil douchebag" Matt shook his head.

"But I guess a 'playboy' like you wouldn't understand" Eddie said.

"Oh, Eddie...Eddie, Eddie, Eddie, Eddie" Axel said shaking his head "It's been a year since I met you and I can describe you in 10 words"

"Really?" Eddie asked crossing his arms "Prove it"

"Wimpy, whiny, movie snob, bad taste in women...cross dresser" Axel said.

*everybody laughed, except Eddie*

"One: I'm not a wimp, I look for solutions without using any violence" Eddie said "Two: Just because I don't like some movies you like doesn't mean I'm a movie snob..."

"So, you admit the forth Indiana Jones movie is a good movie?" Axel asked.

"NO! Why did they use CGI gophers in the opening sequence?!" Eddie answered "Three: Why are you treating Meg like the ugliest woman on Earth? You know who's ugly? Clotho from God of War 2!"

All the guys shuddered.

"He's right, I had a hard time fighting this bitch without closing my eyes" Matt said.

"And fourth?" Matthew asked.

"Unlike Axel, I always have control over my sexual desire" Eddie answered.

"I bet you're wearing panties right now" Axel said checking on Eddie's pants.

"Hey, what are you doing?!" Eddie asked.

"Nope, whitey tighties" Axel said, leaving Eddie's pants alone.

"The point is: you don't know me very well" Eddie said.

"Well, YOU don't know ME very well" Axel said "Maybe because I never mentioned it before, but the first time I did it...it was the only time I truly fell in love"

"Wait, really?" Eddie asked incredulously.

"Really" Axel nodded.

"Tell us all about it." Matt said.

"It happened when I was 16 years old..." Axel said, having a flashback.

2 years ago...

That day began like any other day, I was in my Impala, driving through another town, waiting for the next hunt to come in on the Hunter's Network. A secret broadcast station where hunters like me use to find marks for them to hunt in the general area, so they can turn them in to the Hunter's Association or a client for a monetary reward.

A younger Axel was impatiently waiting in his Impala, parked outside a coffee shop.

"Come on, give me something good to hunt. I grow tired of wearing this shirt..." Young Axel said as his shirt had a picture of the Fonz.

Breaker, breaker, here's today listings of marks within Seattle: Two teenage boys with telekinetic powers are fighting in the Space Needle. $5,000 for each one of them (A/E: it's from a movie called Chronicle).

"Wow, sounds really awesome..." young Axel said

Oh wait, one of the teenage boy has impaled a spear from a statue at the other boy and flew away. False alarm.

"Damn it!" young Axel cursed "It sounded awesome!"

We also have a special request by a man named Doel Ghetsis, here is a recording made by him.

Doel: Greetings, fellow hunters...

"Hmm, this seems interesting..." young Axel said

Doel: I know that the life of a hunter can be a grueling one, filled with many hardships...

"You're telling me" young Axel said

Doel: But, if you are up for such a task, I am requesting the carcass of this elusive creature known as the Silver Lycan, a creature of such profound beauty and deadliness, that roams around Forks, Washington.

"Yeah...I don't think so" young Axel said, about to turn the dial.

Doel: If you succeed in the capture of this creature, I will bestow a million dollars upon the lucky individual. Good Luck!

A loud kaching sound is made as Axel imagined himself lounging on a private yacht, with a bunch of beautiful woman in bikinis, as Axel gave a smug smirk.

"Okay, Doel, challenge accepted!" young Axel.

So began what would have been my most rewarding hunt...

Eddie: Wait...

Present

"A Silver Lycan?" Eddie asked.

"It's a silver werewolf who can get stronger during the full moon" Axel said "Once you see one, you'll see nothing more beautiful…"

"Not even owls?" Eddie asked.

"*through his teeth* NOTHING more beautiful..." Axel answered "Anyway...

Past

The young Axel is shown walking through the forest, wielding his shotgun with a firm grip, as he kept looking left and right.

Little did I know that I-

"Shh, be very quiet, I am hunting a million dollar Silver Lycan" young Axel said as he made a Elmer Fudd laugh.

*Whispering* Little did I know that I was about to meet someone that changed my life forever...

Young Axel spent a good chunk of the day walking through the woods so much that it was almost night, and Axel was now holding a lighter up to light his way through the woods.

"Come on, Lycan...it's no use trying to hide from me" Young Axel said "I have yet to find a mark that I could not take down...so come out...seriously, because I am freezing my ass off for a million dollars here!"

Then a snapping sound is made, as Axel turns towards a moonlit area covered with mist, as a silhouette is shown in the mist.

"Now that's more like it! Just come closer and prepare to meet your...

Then I saw the most beautiful thing in my entire life, more beautiful than Nyra, Jewel, all the girls from Dead or Alive, and every single beautiful female Pokemon put altogether...

However, the silhouette is then revealed to be a beautiful fox-like creature with beautiful sapphire eyes, (A/E: think Renamon from Digimon Tamers, except with dark gray fur, a creamy white underbelly and with a Family Guy-ish design) walking towards him, and like in the scene between John Smith and Pocahontas, Axel was dumbfounded by her beauty, as he slowly lowered his gun...unfortunately, he took a step back, where a bear trap happen to be, as it activated and caught Axel's leg.

"GAH! SON OF A BITCH!" Young Axel cursed, dropping his shotgun, and gripping his leg.

The Lycan continued to approach the hunter, causing him to grow nervous.

"STAY BACK!" Young Axel demanded, pulling out his Desert Eagle "I WILL NOT HESITATE TO SHOOT!" But she continued approaching "I MEAN IT! IF YOU DON'T DESIST WHEN I COUNT TO THREE, I WILL OPEN FIRE! ONE!" Then Axel's sight started to grow blurry from the blood loss "Two..." His grip on his gun began to falter as he started to fall unconscious, as the fox approached him "T-three..."

He dropped his gun and fainted.

In that moment, I thought I was gone...but what happened next...was surprising.

Young Axel, slowly waking up, he winced his eyes trying to wake up. Then a thunder boomed, instantly waking him up, as he looked around to find himself in a cave, and looked towards the opening, to see that it was raining hard...then he noticed that there was a campfire in front of him, and weird enough, his hurt leg was attended by the humanoid fox.

"W-what? Where am I?" Young Axel asked.

"Oh good, you are awake" the Silver Lycan said, possessing a female voice.

She was healing Axel's leg, grabbing some fire and turning it green. Then she applied the green fire on Axel's leg. Suddenly, the leg's wound started to disappear.

"Wow, I don't feel anything" Young Axel said, impressed.

"Healing techniques from my clan" the Silver Lycan said.

"...You talk? How-" Young Axel asked

"Our race is smarter than you humans think" the Silver Lycan "In fact, we are of a higher intellect..."

"Who are you?" Young Axel asked.

"Forgive me, but in our clan, it is customary that the stranger introduce himself first..." the Silver Lycan explained.

"Okay, very well, I am Axel Everett, Hunter, Playboy, Kickass" Young Axel said in a smug and confident matter.

"Wow, someone is very confident in himself...my name is Raine, daughter of Chief Kyuju, Princess of the Renakitsune clan"

"I must say, that is a very good name" Young Axel commented.

"Said the person who pointed a weapon at me" Raine replied, suspiciously.

"Eh...look, I just want a million dollars, so if you know another one of your kind, I can easily go after..."

"I AM THE LAST ONE OF MY KIND!" Raine shouted, making Axel flinch "Forgive me...but my whole clan was lost..." she extended her arms and started bending the fire to narrate her story...

200 years ago we were wolves that found a blue sapphire that turned us human...sort of. The founders were three brothers, the eldest brother was my Great-Grandfather. They use the sapphire to turn more wolves like them into bipedal beings, and so the Renakitsune clan were born.

The stone also gave us telekinetic powers that we can only use in what we were born to do. For example: if you were born to carve wood, you become a woodcarver. If you were born to catch fishes, you become a fish catcher.

"The right term is 'fisherman'" Young Axel said as Raine gave him a stare "Sorry, please, continue"

Only me and my family were the only one who can use telekinesis for anything. We've been living in peace for almost two centuries...until human hunters came to exterminate us. Luckily, my ancestors protected us with their power for many years.

"And what happened" Young Axel asked.

Somehow...they produced more sophisticated weapons. They came wearing helmets that somehow were immune against our telekinetic powers. We tried to fight back, but they outnumbered us and my father...

RUN, RAINE!

*stabbing*

She stopped narrating the story.

"...I ran away as fast I can, just exactly what he told me" Raine said "I do my best to survive and not be killed"

"Wow...don't I feel like an asshole. Had I any idea…" Young Axel said.

"No, Axel" Raine said "Do not give up your dream. If that is what you were born to do, I will not stop you. Take your weapon and finish me off."

Axel saw the weapon lying next to him. He just needed to pick it up and finish the job. However, Axel let out a sigh.

"No, my father once told me that if there's a creature in the brink of extinction, I should let it go" Young Axel said "And you're that kind of creature."

"But, what about your reward?" Raine asked.

"Trust me, a million dollars is...well a million dollars...but it would be very dickish of me to kill someone that saved my life" Young Axel said "It's not like that another good hunt won't come along..."

"I see..." Raine said "You should get some more rest, you can leave in the morning" She started stretching her body in a way that attracted Axel's attention once more, prompting Axel to stare hungrily at her, but stopped as Raine returned to look at him, pretending to fiddle his thumbs, prompting the fox to give a devious smirk "Good night, Axel..."

"Er...good night to you, too, Raine..." Young Axel said, starting to fall asleep, but noticed a peculiar smell wafting in the air, but ignores it.

A few hours later, I was still snoozing, but I couldn't help but smirk. As my dream...let's say that it was a very peculiar dream of me and Raine, when suddenly, I felt something got on top of him. I slowly opens his eyes, only to be surprised to find Raine laying on top of him, looking straight in his eyes with a seductive smirk, I was about to scream, but the awkwardness and the feeling I was getting stopped me.

"G-guh, w-what...Raine, why are you laying on me?" Young Axel asked.

"No idea...I never felt this feeling before" Raine answered.

"What are you saying exactly?" Axel asked.

"I find you...very attractive..." Raine answered

"And...?" Young Axel asked, having a clue of what's coming.

"For not killing me, I am allowing you to do whatever you want with my body...I want you...to mate with me..." Raine said.

When she said those four words, there was only one way I could react...I'm not kidding you, guys, she was unbelievably hot, hotter than the Sun...and given how I hadn't done it yet...

Youmg Axel suddenly began to babble nonsense, then Raine gave him a long, French-like kiss, prompting him to freeze up...then it zoomed in on his brain, as a bunch of mini Axels were busy trying to get Axel's brain under control.

"Estrogen levels?" mini Axel #1 asked.

"The estrogen levels are...OVER 9000!" mini Axel #2 answered.

"OVER 9000?!" mini Axel #1 asked "That's Impossible!"

"What do we do?!" mini Axel #2 asked.

Self-Destruct sequence activated.

"Oh, f-"

The brain suddenly exploded.

Back in real life: Axel suddenly stop freezing, as he started to kiss Raine back...soon, Raine pulled her tongue out as she said...

"What do you say, Axel? I know you want this..." Raine said "You have been looking at it all night..."

"Yes..." Young Axel said, slighlty panting

"Would you mind telling me why you refused to shoot at me when we first met?" Raine asked.

"Because...you're the most beautiful creature I ever seen in my life?" Young Axel answered as a question

"Good answer..." Raine replied, kissing him once more.

In that moment, I fallen in love with the very being I was hunting, it was quite ironic...but I didn't care...because what happened next was the greatest moment of my life...so great that it is total bullcrap that it had to be censored.

Back to present...

"Wow...what happened after that?" Dylan asked

"The next morning...she was gone...I knew it wasn't a dream" Axel answered "I mean, come on, it felt so awesome to be just another wet dream...but the sad part is, that is the last time I ever saw her..."

"Geez, I'm sorry..." Chris said.

"It's fine...although, now that I think about it, that might have been the roots of my sexual attraction to anthropomorphic animals..."

"So, you had lost your virginity...to an animal?" Eddie asked

"Yes" Axel answered "But animal is a very savage term...I prefer to call her an anthromorphic beauty...that puts all the hottest actors like Megan Fox and Jennifer Aniston to shame! I swear, just the sight of her would turn you on!

"Pfft, I doubt it, like I said in season two, only Meg can turn me on! You are simply over exaggerating..."

"Oh, yeah? Well then, I challenge you to a debate!" Axel said "Let's see if Raine is hotter than your girlfriend!

"Okay, I accept the challenge!" Eddie said.

Matt used his magic to make appear a stage with two debate podiums appears in front of Axel and Eddie, and a debate table in front of Chris, Matt, Dylan, and Matthew)

"Wait, why the f*ck am I getting into this?" Matthew asked.

"Okay, here's how it works, I will showcase pictures of Meg and Raine from many views, and you five tell me which one turns you on" Axel said.

"Seems fair enough...but don't feel so surprised if my friends choose Meg over such random animal chick..." Eddie said with confidence.

"Oh you are SO going to eat those words!" Axel said "Let go to picture #1!"

A screen dropped down from the ceiling with light bulbs on the side, as a picture of Meg and Raine's face appeared

"Okay, which is hotter?" Axel askd

4 dings is made, as lights on Raine's side light up.

"What?!" Eddie asked, outraged "Matthew!"

"What? My hand slipped" Matthew said.

"Picture #2!" Axel exclaimed.

The picture changes to Meg and Raine's back, Meg's being hairy, as 4 dings is made on Raine's side, as Matthew throws up.

"Oh, please, Raine's back is more hairer than Meg!" Eddie said.

"She's an animal, dumbass!" Axel replied "Picture #3!

Picture change to their legs, Meg's being hairy once more, 4 dings yet again for Raine, when Matt Kennedy and Matthew Ryder threw up this time.

"What the hell, guys?!" Eddie asked "You're supposed to back me up!"

"Sorry, as much as I like Meg...she's really need to shave!" Matthew said.

"I'm going to need a second bucket..." Matt said, throwing up into a bucket

"Why don't give up, Walker?" Axel asked.

"Never!" Eddie answered.

"Well, then, I guess I have to show you the final picture!

The picture turned again, but is not shown for rating purposes, but it prompted the five guys to stare in horror at Meg's picture, as their eyes began to burn with utmost pain, as the lightbulbs on Raine's side burst from the eunymousy.

"AW! MY EYES!" Chris screamed

"OH LORD HAVE MERCY!" Matt screamed

"TURN IT OFF" Dylan screamed

"I'M MELTING, I'M MELTING! OH WHAT A WORLD!" Matthew screamed, melting like the Wicked Witch from the Wizard of Oz.

"You guys...are jerks...why are you guys willing to side with..." Then Eddie looked at Raine's picture...and suddenly went wide-eyed as he suddenly see why the others liked her...

"What's the matter, Ed?" Axel asked "She's turning you on?"

"Oh, screw this, I'm out of here!" Eddie said, storming off.

"Dude...I rock..." Axel said, doing a victory pose.

"Wait, why does that picture looks like Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy doing it?" Chris asked.

"I couldn't find a picture of Raine naked" Axel said "Also, I love humiliating this guy"

Matt made the stage disappear as everybody left...except Matthew, who was in a fetal position.

"I'm melting...I'm melting..." Matthew said.

"Matthew, you didn't really melt" Matt said.

"Oh? The game is over then?" Matthew asked "Did I overreact?"

"Worse than William Shatner" Matt answered.

"Hell, yeah" Matthew replied.

That night, in the Griffins' house; the Griffins were sleeping until they heard sounds from outside.

"Did you hear that, Lois?" Peter asked.

"What is it, Peter?" Lois asked.

"Somebody is trying to rob us...again" Peter answered.

"Oh, not again" Lois complained.

Peter and Lois came out of their bedroom, Peter had his baseball bat as a weapon.

"Mom, Dad" Meg said.

"AH!" Peter screamed, swinging the bat, but Meg dodged it.

"HA! You missed!" Meg said, but Peter hit her this time "OW!"

"Sorry, Meg, I wanted to be sure" Peter said.

"Of WHAT?!" Meg asked.

"That you weren't the robber, DUH!" Peter answered.

"I think it's coming from outside" Brian said.

"Well, whatever it is, he's gonna pay for ruining my beauty sleep!" Stewie said, wearing mascara.

They came outside and they found something rummaging the trash. Lois used a flashlight to see what it is and it was...RAINE!

"Oh no..." Raine said.

"What the hell is that?!" Lois asked.

"I don't know, but I got an erection right now" Peter said as Lois slapped him "OW!"

"Oh, I know her, well...sorta" Chris said.

"What do you mean you know her, Chris?" Lois asked, suspicious.

"Axel told me everything about her" Chris answered.

"Axel...Axel Everett?" Raine asked.

"*gasp* It talks!" Lois screamed.

"Eat this!" Peter exclaimed swinging his bat to hit her, but Raine defended herself using her telekinesis to make Peter hitting himself with the bat several times "OW! AH! EW! OW! AH! EW! OW!" He was soon dazed, "Son of a…" The baseball bat hit him one last time, knocking him out.

"Instant Karma, fatso!" Meg cheered.

"I'll call the police!" Lois said.

"No, wait, Mom!" Chris begged "She just wants to know about Axel, am I right?"

"Yes, I am not here to hurt anyone" Raine answered "My name is Raine, daughter of Chief Kyuju, Princess of the Renakitsune clan"

"Well, I am Peter!" Peter said, trying to sound important, somehow instantly recovering from his injuries, "Son of a drunk Irish man, husband of the hottest redhead that God ever made and Best Drinker of the Year!" He showed his trophy for 'Best Drinker'.

"I'm Lois and these are my children: Meg, Chris and Stewie" Lois said "And our dog Brian"

"Oh my, are you like me?" Raine asked looking at Brian "What clan do you come from?"

"Does a farm is considered a clan?" Brian asked.

"Can she stay for the night, Mom?" Chris asked "I promise Axel will come for her"

"I promise I will never do anything wrong to your family if you let me stay in your humble home" Raine said, honorably kneeling to her.

"Okay, as long she doesn't destroy our house" Lois said "We're recovering from one of Peter's usual antics"

Flashback

Peter was covering Lois's eyes

"You're gonna love the house's new makeover, Lois" Peter said "TA-DA!"

But Lois saw the house as the same.

"It's still the same" Lois said, unimpressed.

"No, I hired a Japanese architect to redesign it!" Peter said "His name was Hayao...Miya-something"

Suddenly four mechanical feet came out from the house and raised from the ground. Then it started walking like Howl's Moving Castle.

"Wait, or was he an animator?" Peter asked "Anyway, he also turned Meg into a mermaid"

But Meg's 'mermaid form' is similar of Ponyo.

"Eddie told me I look cute!" Meg said.

Flashback's end

At the morning; Chris called Axel to come over to his house.

"Meg, are you almost done with helping Raine dress up?" Lois asked.

I'M DONE!

Meg came downstairs with Raine. Raine was wearing Meg's prom dress (the one from Barely Legal), some make-up on her face, a big pink ribbon on her head and a small ribbon on her tail and red slippers.

"Well, does she look pretty?" Meg asked.

"Is she wearing your prom dress?" Brian asked.

"How are you feeling, Raine?" Lois asked.

"I have never wore clothes before, they are kind of uncomfortable" Raine said scratching a little "Even the underclothes called 'bra and panties' are pressing my fur"

"Then why are you wearing them?" Chris said.

"Meg told me it is a human tradition that a woman must dress appropriately for her man" Raine said "As a princess, I must respect traditions"

"If 'appropriately' means 'repelling your lover', then it's true" Peter said "Where had you seen it, Meg? In a book called 'the Secret Life of an AA Cup Chest Woman'?"

"For your information, Dad: I'm B Cup!" Meg corrected, touching her breasts "Eddie loves them!"

DING-DONG!

"Here he is!" Chris said opening the door.

"What's up, Chris?" Axel asked.

"We have a surprise for you" Chris said.

Axel looks at Chris in shock, "…Has your mom finally decided that she wants a piece of the 'Axel Supreme'?"

"*confused* No...but, it is something even better." Chris hinted.

"Did you get the entire cast of Dead or Alive into your room and you called me to engage in an orgy with all of them?" Axel asked.

"Even better than that. Bring her in, guys!"

Peter, Lois, Meg, and Brian comes into the room, and with them…Raine. Axel's eyes widen in shock.

"Oh my god…Raine, is that you?" Axel asked.

"Axel…I finally see you." Raine blushed, as she quickly hugged Axel.

"We found her last night looking through our trash." Meg explained, "Chris told us that you knew her, and well..."

"I don't believe it. After two years, I finally found you again. I have so many questions…" Axel gasped, before frowning in confusion, "Like why the hell are you wearing that dress?"

"Well, according to Meg-" Raine explained.

"Meg? The lady with in-existent breasts that has the same power as the 'Ark of the Covenant' that for some reason Eddie was able to see them? Sorry, but I prefer my female vixen to go 'au natural'." Axel stated truthfully.

"Are you sure?" Raine asked, "I was only wearing this because I wanted to make myself decent for you."

"Decent? You had been decent from the very day I met you." Axel explained, "Now why don't you get that awful dress off so I can get a real good look at you."

"Absolutely" Raine nodded, as she used her telekinesis to rip all the garments off her.

"Hey! Did you have to rip the dress?!" Meg asked in shock.

"It was an awful dress anyway." Peter quipped.

"Wow…" Axel marveled, as he took in all the curves of Raine's body, "Did you somehow got hotter over the two years?"

"Hmph, still the charmer, I see." Raine mused, "I had really missed you, Axel." She closed in.

"Me too. Not a day go by that I didn't miss you." Axel explained.

"Could you two just kiss already? It's starting to get cliché!" Chris taunted.

"Will do." Axel nodded, as he and Raine were about to kiss until...Raine felt her ears twitch.

"They're coming!" Raine said.

"Who?" Axel asked.

"You have to hide me, Axel" Raine ordered.

"Quick, you can hide in our basement!" Lois yelled.

They both got into the basement.

DING-DONG!

Peter opened the door to see an old man in a trench coat and a fedora, wielding a silver-tipped cane. He's with two men in black, also wearing fedoras.

"Greetings, I'm Doel Ghetsis." Doel greeted with a cockney accent.

"Hello, I'm Lois" Lois greeted "Can I help you?"

"What I'm going to say may be will be a little absurd, but have you seen a humanoid fox?" Doel asked.

"Hey, he's speaking about-!" Peter was about to say, but Lois hit him in the stomach "OW!"

"No, we don't know what you're talking about" Lois said.

"Pity...as you can see, I'm a collector" Doel said "I collect the rarest creatures around the world"

"So, you're a hunter like-" Peter begin, but then Lois, again, hit him in the stomach "OW!"

"Yes, I'm a hunter" Doel replied "Like who, did you say?"

"Like the Crocodile Hunter: Steve Irwin" Lois answered "You know, the one who's dead"

"Yes...but let's just say my hunting methods are a little...unusual" Doel said.

"Well, would you stay for a cup of tea?" Lois asked "Oh, what was I thinking? That's a British stereotype. *laughing*"

"Thanks for your gentle offer, unfortunately we have to continue our quest" Doel said "Have a good afternoon. Let's go, men"

Doel and his men left the house; Lois finally let a sigh.

"That was close" Lois said.

"Okay, you can come out!" Meg said.

"Who were they?" Axel asked.

"Doel Ghetsis and his men, they have been hunting me down for two years" Raine answered.

"Wow, I gotta give him props for undying determination, but he's already on my hit list if he's going after you." Axel said.

"All I know they have the helmets that make my telekinesis useless." Raine said "I do not know what to do, they keep getting closer and closer to finding me."

"Don't worry, I know a guy who can help you" Axel said.

And they went asking for...Matt Kennedy.

"You want me to what?" Matt asked.

"To use a transformation spell to turn her into a human" Axel said "In that way, she'll be safe from Doel."

"I don't know, I don't wanna be late for my date with Katie" Matt said.

"Come on, dude, how much time do you need?" Axel asked.

"*sighs* all right" Matt answered, opening the Spellbook "'Oh great spirits from the outer world. Please transform this vixen into a perfectly normal human!"

*BEAM*

A green beam came out from the book and hit Raine, turning her into...a redhead woman. She's also wearing clothes: a white tank top, green shorts and sandals.

"Well, how do I look?" Raine asked.

"You couldn't be sexier" Axel answered "Thank you, Matt"

"You're welcome, now if you excuse me" Matt said, putting on a cowboy hat "*Southern accent* I'm gonna' get my babe from da' ranch!"

"What the HELL was that?" Axel asked.

"*normal voice* I want to impress her dad acting like a cowboy" Matt said "*Southern accent* I'm gonna' take da' bull from da' horns"

"You have very interesting friends, Axel" Raine said.

"You have no idea" Axel replied.

As the sun set, Axel and Raine were walking on the beach.

"Axel, can I ask you a question?" Raine asked.

"Yeah, anything" Axel answered.

"Have you been with another female?" Raine asked.

"*gulp* Ah...no" Axel answered.

"I know you are lying" Raine said "I can read your mind too"

"Damn it!" Axel cursed "Look, I just can't..."

"Axel, if you wish to fulfill your sexual desires even when I'm unable to do it, you have my permission" Raine said.

"So, you're okay with me getting laid with other girls?" Axel asked.

"Absolutely" Raine answered "Forbidding your desires would be like forbidding your life. Besides: I am open the idea of having a few females join us"

"That's official: you're the most awesome girlfriend I've ever had" Axel said.

Then they saw a whale lying on the beach.

"For my ancestors..." Raine said, concerned as she approached to the poor giant creature "This beauty of the sea should not be on dry ground"

"Then let's call for help before a Japanese appears" Axel said, "Or worse yet, an idiot with a forklift"

(A/E: It happened in 'Peter's Problem', when Peter tried it...and killed the whale)

"Wait, I think I can do it alone" Raine said, focusing on her telekinesis.

She slowly levitated the whale, making Axel literally drop his jaw. Raine finally dropped the whale into the water. Luckily, nobody was here to see this. Raine suddenly fell down, prompting Axel to catch her.

"Raine!" Axel screamed "Are you all right?"

"It required so much of my power" Raine answered with a little headache "But I am fine"

"You're just too perfect for me..." Axel said, giving her a kiss.

During the night; Eddie and Meg were having a romantic dinner in a fancy restaurant.

"A toast, to a year of us being together." Eddie said, holding a glass of apple cider.

"Is that really apple cider?" Meg asked.

"Non-alcoholic apple cider, we're still underaged" Eddie answered "But I promise in two more years, I'll order the best Champagne of the...HOLY SH*T!"

"Of what?" Meg asked, confused.

Then they saw Axel and Raine making out while they're coming in.

"Hey, guys!" Axel greeted "You have space for two more?"

"Dude, what are you doing?" Eddie asked.

"Axel told me this is a place where couples express their love" Raine answered.

"This is not the date that I wanted" Meg said.

"Axel, get out of here, you're ruining our date!" Eddie ordered.

Then the waiter appeared with a plate of oyster.

"Here's your order, sir" the waiter said.

"Oh, that's perfect" Axel said taking an oyster and in a sexual manner, he started to lick the oyster's insides in front of Raine.

"Oh god, that's gross!" Eddie complained.

But Axel wasn't the only one, she took a baguette and introduce it into her mouth.

"The whole baguette..." Axel said, amazed.

After Raine ate it in a single bite, Meg was disgusted. Then Axel grabbed a bowl of two ice cream scoops with two cherries on them.

"And...there goes our romantic dessert" Eddie said as Axel was devouring it.

Then Raine took the table's melting candle and started to lick it.

"OKAY, THAT'S IT!" Eddie shouted, having enough.

Then Axel and Raine started making out over the table, not noticing as the candle Raine licked lit the table on fire. But they're too 'hardcore' to even get affected.

"Is it just me, or it is getting hot in here?" Raine asked, panting heavily.

"Naw, I once explored a volcano's crater. That was hot." Axel explained, as they continue making out.

"Take me home..." Meg said, very upset and crossing her arms.

"The bill, please" Eddie said, disappointed.

The next morning, Peter was watching TV.

And we're back with Pacific Love (A/E: a parody of Pacific Rim)

TV Cutaway

A Jaeger was fighting a Kaiju in the Hong Kong, but the Kaiju was beating the crap out of it. Inside of the Jäger, the two pilots were losing power.

"All our weapons lost power!" male pilot said.

"No, we still have one more" female pilot corrected, pressing a button.

RING

Then the Jaeger took out a metallic blue box, it kneeled and opened the box to reveal a ring with a shiny diamond.

WOULD YOU MARRY ME?

The Kaiju felt very happy and hugged it. Inside of the Jaeger, the male pilot was shocked.

"What? We'll take it to the base where a dozen of Jaegers can destroy it" female pilot said.

"Phew, for one second I thought we were going to have us a three-way with a monster" male pilot said.

TV Cutaway's end

DING-DONG!

Peter went to open the door and it was Doel again.

"Oh, it's you: the creepy old man from yesterday" Peter said.

"Yes and as you must remember: we're looking from the anthropomorphic fox" Doel said.

"Oh, you mean Axel's girlfriend." Peter said.

"Excuse me?" Doel asked "Does that mean you've seen it?"

"Oh-oh, ah...not really...GOTTA GO!" Peter exclaimed, wanting to run away.

But then Doel revealed that his silver-tipped cane has a hidden sword and pointed at Peter.

"Listen, you ignorant pig, I've been looking for this animal for many years and you will tell me where can I find her!"

"I DON'T KNOW!" Peter screamed "She and Axel could be anywhere! Bars, strip clubs, a zoo, anywhere!"

"Then you're coming with us to find them" Doel said "If you refuse, I will bleed you dry!"

"LOI-!" Peter tried to call his wife, but Doel's henchmen covered him with a bag and took him with them.

Fortunately, Meg saw everything.

"Oh my god, they're gonna kill dad if I don't tell Axel" Meg said, before thinking, "Hmm...on the other hand, he has been a bastard to me for a long time. This could be a lesson to him."

Suddenly Meg's devil side appeared in the left shoulder.

"Then do it, this fat bastard deserves to die!" Devil Meg said.

But then Meg's angel side appeared in the right shoulder.

"I'm agree with her, he deserves to die" Angel Meg said.

"Oh, screw you guys, I'm calling Axel anyway!" Meg said, going to find Axel.

"Hey, I got tickets for Coldplay, wanna come?" Devil Meg asked.

"Sure, why not?" Angel Meg accepted.

Meanwhile, we see Axel and Raine spent the night in a cheap hotel. The spell had worn off, showing Raine as her normal vixen self. They were both asleep until...

KNOCK-KNOCK

Axel lazily got up to answered the door. He opened the door, hurting from the sex and the hangover, as they drank as well...and he was naked. He saw Meg.

"Oh god!" Meg said, covering his eyes.

"Who are you?" Axel asked, putting his pants on.

"Axel, it's me, Meg" Meg said.

"Oh...*rubbing his head* Sorry, I am still a bit dizzy from last night" Axel said "Me and Raine...kinda went hard ball. How did you find me?

"Are you kidding? Your smell after having sex with animals is so strong, that you left a trail" Meg said "You were careless"

"Give me a break, Meg" Axel said "I hadn't seen Raine in over two years or so, I owed it as she did to me, two years of hot, dirty sex"

"Where is she anyway?" Meg asked.

"Here I am..." Raine answered walking out, suffering from last night as well "It is there a problem?"

"I'll tell you the problem: this Doel guy and his men were at my house this morning looking for you" Meg said "And my dad spilled the beans"

"He did WHAT?!" Axel asked outraged, as Raine twitched his ears, meaning she sensed something.

"Watch out!" Raine exclaimed, pushing Axel aside to avoid a random bullet.

They saw it was Doel with a shotgun.

"Well, well, well, I finally meet the famous Axel K. Everett" Doel said as his men were pointing at Peter with their pistols

"I'm so sorry, Ax" Peter apologizes, "They were going to bleed me dry, bleed me dry, I TELL YOU!"

"I'll make things easy for you: give me the vixen and this man won't die" Doel said.

"Wait, he doesn't have that anti-psychic helmet!" Axel said.

Raine tried to use her telekinesis...but Doel seemed unaffected.

"*chuckling* What kind of idiot do you take me for?!" Doel said "I exchanged that thing that made me look like a dildo for a metal plaque inside of my skull" he showed the scar under his fedora.

"Then let's fight...to the death!" Axel said.

"Axel, no!" Raine said "You have no idea what he's capable of!"

"I don't mind hitting a fragile old man" Axel said.

Then Doel jumped high and took out his hidden sword to attack him. Axel dodged it and took out his guns.

"Guns in a sword fight?" Doel asked, shaking his head "That's not honorable"

"Hold on." Raine said focusing his telekinesis to levitate some rocks and compressed them to make a sword "Here."

"It's a little heavy," Axel said, holding the sword, "But it will have to do." He turned to Doel "Come and get me..."

He and Doel started to fight, colliding their blades in unprecedented fury. Doel surprisingly was faster, so he could dodge Axel's slashes. Then Doel kicked Axel right in the chin, knocking him back.

"How disappointing...here I thought that Axel Everett would prove to be a challenge for me." Doel said "No matter. I will kill you for getting in the way, and then I will take my prize…"

He was about to stab him with his hidden blade.

"NOOOOOOO!" Raine screamed...so hard that she made a supersonic scream.

"ARGH!" Doel screamed, covering his ears, "WHAT THE F*CK! SILVER LYCANS DON'T HAVE SONIC SCREAMS?!"

Inside of his brain, he felt how the plaque was separating from his skull, because of Raine's supersonic scream. Doel collapsed and Raine, in pure fury, started slashing him with her claws. Then she used her telekinesis to slam him several times on the ground. Doel was completely beaten up.

"Nobody...hurts...my Axel" Raine said.

"What...are you waiting for...?" Doel asked at his men "Kill the fatass!"

The men were about to...until their weapons were shot from their hands, by...Cleveland Jr.! There's also Chris, Eddie and Dylan,

"See, Daddy, I saved Mr. Griffin!" Junior said.

"My son is a man, YAY!" Cleveland cheered.

"Just like Bilbo when he saved Gandalf and the dwarves from those giant spiders" Junior added.

"And I forgot he's still 15 years old..." Cleveland said, disappointed.

Axel took out his guns and shot at Doel's men, taking them all out in a flash.

"You want me to finish him off?" Raine asked "I can make his heart explode like those rubber balls you humans call 'water balloons"

"Wait..." Axel told as he saw on Doel's chest...a Phoenix tattoo "That tattoo..."

His memories flashed back to when Royce first told him about Supremacy Phoenix, at the diner, then he remembered the card that Adam West dropped…

"ARE YOU THE BASTARD WHO KILLED MY PARENTS?!" Axel asked grabbing his collar.

"You'd wish...but I'm not..." Doel said.

"Then WHO?!" Axel asked.

"I'll never tell you...see you in Hell..." Doel said, as he then snapped his own neck, killing himself.

"GOD DAMN IT!" Axel shouted, punching the ground.

"I am truly sorry, Axel..." Raine said.

"We better go, before the police shows up." Eddie said.

After a while; our heroes were in the deep forest of Quahog where Raine was about to give them a final goodbye.

"Well...I guess this is goodbye..." Raine said.

"Raine, does it really has to be like this?" Axel asked "I mean, it took me two years to find you again...and even after those fourteen straight hours of sex, I feel like we're leaving things unresolved"

"Forgive me, Axel...but I refuse to let you get hunted down because of me" Raine said.

"Well, see you, Raine, I hope we will see each other again" Meg said.

"Me too, Meg" Raine replied "And forgive me for ruining your date"

"Nah, I had worse dates" Meg said.

"Although you are not as attractive of a female, you are lucky to have a mate like Eddie" Raine said, hugging her,

"Take care, Raine" Eddie said "You had taught me that even guys like Axel could have a heart of gold"

"Oh, geez, thanks" Axel sarcastically remarked, annoyed.

"*Giggles* Well, so long..." Raine said, hugging Eddie "I mated once with a certain pink pony and a yellow pegasus."

"Wait, what?" Eddie asked, blushing.

"Oh god, Eddie, really?" Meg asked, annoyed

Everyone laughed as Raine let go of him, while Eddie slowly back away.

"You're definitely Axel's girl, or fox girl, whatever you are" Eddie said.

"Well, good-bye, fox-type Pokémon-Digimon...thing" Cleveland Jr. said

"I'd wish we could know you more" Dylan said

"And we will always remember you when I masturb-" Chris said

"CHRIS!" Axel/Meg shouted.

"I'm telling Amy!" Meg warned.

"*Laughing* It is fine, Axel" Raine said "My mother always taught me to leave the males with a good and gratifying thought" she winked at the three seductively, causing the three to pant like dogs...before Axel puts his hand on his Desert Eagle, causing them to roll them up.

Raine turned to Axel...as the two merely frowned

"Raine...I...I really wish there was some other way...I swore to myself if I found you again, I would stop doing it every woman I deemed attractive, and be the man you deserve" Axel said starting to tear up "I just...I just don't want to be on my own again"

"Axel" Raine said, nuzzling his cheek "You are already the mate I deserved...and I promise...somewhere down along the road...we will meet again. I will always be your princess"

She tenderly kissed him in the lips.

*Everybody says 'aww*

"Wow...and here I thought Axel could not be G-Rated-" Eddie said until he noticed that Axel and Raine were escalating their kisses, as Raine clawed his back, while Axel slid his left hand up and down her curvy side while holding her head with the other, as they french kissed, Chris, Dylan and Junior were enjoying the scene "OH COME ON!"

Raine let go of Axel, as tears strike her eyes.

"Good-bye, Axel...I love you" Raine said

She ran off into the forest, possibly never to be heard from again in a long while, as Axel merely dropped to his knees.

"Axel...I'm so sorry" Meg said.

"Yeah. Me too" Axel said

"Hey, look on the bright side!" Eddie said "At least she will wait for you, and who knows, maybe this will actually stop you from having sex with all the females"

"Actually...while Raine and I were making out just now, she told me that I had her permission to continue my sexual lifestyle" Axel explained.

"W-WHAT?! YOU GOTTA BE KID-oh, forget it, I don't care anymore" Eddie said.

"Come on, let's go, guys" Axel said

"Go? Where?" Chris asked

"...Further down the road" Axel said, getting into the impala

"HELL YEAH!" Chris, Dylan, Junior, Cleveland, and Peter cheered as they got into the Impala, as the six drives off...without Meg and Eddie.

"HEY! YOU FORGOT US!" Meg called.

"Damn it...well, at least it couldn't get any..." Eddie sad as suddenly started raining.

"Excuse me, were you about to say...WORSE?!" Meg asked.

"Happy Valentine's Day?" Eddie asked, shrugging his arms.

Meanwhile, watching the impala drives along the road from up high, Raine watched with a warm smile before fading off into the distance…

End of the...wait, one more funny scene

There was a wedding between the Jaeger and the Kaiju.

"I pronounce you: Jaeger-husband and Kaiju-wife" Commander Stacker Pentecost declared "You may kiss the Kaiju...so TODAY WE ARE CANCELING THE APOCALYPSE!"

*Everybody cheers*

The Jaeger kissed the Kaiju as inside; the male pilot was really upset about this.

"*sarcastically* Nice move, genius" the male pilot said.

"Hey, at least we're in peace with the monsters" the female pilot said "Besides: the wedding was fabulous!"

"I can't wait for the dark and brooding Godzilla movie" the male pilot said.

End of the Special Chapter