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I apologize in advance for this chapter, and for not updating yesterday. I have a pretty bad case of writers block. I had to force myself to write this chapter. So, as a result, updates may be slower. (Just for a little bit.) And no, I don't mean like one chapter a week, I mean like maybe only one chapter every two days. I just really want to be done with this story, because I have like so many two-three shot ideas that I want to write, but I want to finish this story first. :$
Garcia, JJ, Emily, Morgan, and Reid took one car, Hotch and Rossi took another, and Chase, Becca, Ashley, and Nicole took another. They all decided to meet up at El Dante at 9:00. Until then, they were going back to there houses.
"Who are you texting?" Morgan asked.
"Ashley." Reid replied without looking up from his phone.
"I'm going to be honest. I didn't even know you could text." Emily said.
Reid rolled his eyes. "Why would I have an iPhone if I couldn't text?"
"You have an iPhone? I thought you had an Android?" JJ asked.
"No. My Android's screen shattered, so I got a new one."
"How'd you do that?" Garcia asked laughing.
"Do you really want to know?" Reid asked.
Garcia and the others nodded.
"Well, Chase made me go jogging with him one day. And we were jogging over this like three foot bridge, and I dropped my phone off of it."
"For a genius, you're not very smart." Morgan replied.
Reid nodded. "You're not the first person to say that."
"Ohh. What other dumb things have you done?" JJ asked teasingly.
"How much time do we got?" Reid asked with a grin.
"C'mon. Tell us one bad thing you did growing up." Morgan pleaded.
"Do you want legal, or illegal?" Reid teased.
"Let's go with illegal."
"Well," Reid began. "*When I was 19, I was apart of this elaborate Jeopardy con that involved ear pieces and crowbars."
Morgan whistled. "Hotch would kill you if he found it."
"Well, let's make sure he doesn't."
Ding Let me out! I'm stuck in your pocket! You have a message! Ding
Becca looked at Ashley.
"New notification tone?" She asked.
Ashley nodded. She unlocked her phone to see who the message was from.
"Oh. It's from Spencer." Ashley said to no one in particular.
Ash, try not to get to drunk tonight alright? For me? I really don't want a repeat of what happened last time. Especially not in front of my team.
Ashley smiled, and began typing.
Awh, you don't trust me? I'm hurt. ;) Don't worry, I'll be on my best behaviour. Just for you.
Within minutes, she received another text back.
I smell like cheese, and I like to lick cat's. It read.
Ashley sent another message back.
Uh, Spencer? Are you alright? Or are you already drunk? Jeez, it's only 7:49.
She received another text back almost immediately.
Nope. I'm just stating a fact. I got a new cologne, and it smells like cheese. And cats taste good. Try one! They taste like chicken!
Ashley was utterly confused.
Okay, well. I'll uh, see you tonight then. Bye.
She slid her phone back into her pocket.
"What was that about?" Nicole asked. "You had a weird look on your face."
Ashley shrugged. "I don't know. Spencer keeps saying all these awkward things. One of his co-workers probably took his phone."
El Dante was packed. Just like Garcia said, one flash of the badge got them in, in no time.
Not even ten feet from the door, Derek Morgan had already been hit on numerous times.
"It must be tough being you." Emily teased.
Morgan nodded. "Now, if you'll excuse me. That blonde over there is checking me out."
Within minutes of entering, they had already lost Morgan to a crowd of girls.
"It must be hard being attractive." JJ mumbled.
"Did you just call Morgan attractive?" Reid said, raising his eyebrows.
"No. Well, yes. But I-" She tried to argue.
"No. You called him attractive. I'm going to tell him on Monday." He threatened.
"Please don't. It'll be mortifying."
Reid grinned. "Don't worry. Your thoughts are safe with me. Now, do you want to wait for the others, or what?"
"I say we wait." Garcia stated.
"As do I." Emily agreed.
"Okay. Well, if you see them, tell them I'll be right back." Reid said as he walked off in the opposite direction.
"Wonder where he's going." Emily said to JJ and Garcia.
"Who knows. Are Hotch and Rossi coming?" JJ asked.
"I wouldn't count on it. They never come." Garcia replied.
JJ shrugged. "Yeah. But neither does Reid."
After walking around aimlessly for a couple of minutes, Reid finally found the bathroom.
He walked in to find only one other occupant. A man in his mid thirties. That was unusual, the bathrooms are usually packed. Regardless, he walked up beside the man at the sink, and looked at himself in the mirror.
"Got a hot date?" The man beside him asked.
Reid laughed. "Hardly."
"I think I know you from somewhere."
Reid looked confused. "I think you're mistaking me for someone else."
"Is your name Spencer Reid?" He asked.
Reid nodded. "Yeah. Why?"
The other man pulled a knife from his inside jacket pocket. "I don't think I'm mistaken."
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Oh, my computer may or may not have a virus, so if it does, that will affect updates as well. BUT DO NOT FEAR, NORTON INTERNET SECURITY IS HERE!
*For the Jeopardy con thing, here's the story behind that. In celebration of Season 8, Matthew Gray Gubler started making up "Top Secret Reid Facts" And yeah, that was one of the Reid facts :P
