I don't own Lotr. Now with 15 percent more description. I'd like to thank the people who reviewed. I think I replied to all of you though. And now the continuation of what would happen if you gave Jack pixie sticks and rum. I don't own Lord of the Rings. I'm sorry it took so long. I've been working on another story called "Nights in London". I'm actually trying to finish it.
Legolas and I were currently staring at a Jack shaped hole in the living rooms wall. It actually improved the wall seeing as how it was covered in green and puce striped wall paper.
" When do you think Jack will circle the globe and come back?" Legolas questioned.
I shrugged.
"I don't know. I'm afraid he'll plow right through us. If it weren't for the mini pie in the microwave there would be a me shaped cutout in the wall." There was a beep. "Hey look. It's done." Legolas gave me a death glare o doom. " fine, I' won't plow through the wall. I hope you feel guilty! You just wrecked my one chance of running through a wall!"
" You can run through a wall any time you want! When has stuff that defies logic every stopped you?" Legolas rolled his eyes and started walking to the squishy purple couch opposite the Jack shape cutout. Unfortunately that was exactly when Jack decided he want to run through the wall he hadn't popped a hole in.
"Now can I run?" I asked. Legolas nodded and sidestepped to avoid being crushed while I ran into the kitchen, to get my mini pie, what else? I walked back to find Legolas sitting on the couch.
" Hey. You do know you're staring a Jack shaped cutout in the wall right? The tv is currently in orbit." Legolas continued to stare at the Jack shaped hole. So I decided to poke him in the shoulder and then he fell over.
"Ah! Legolas is two dimensional! I always knew this would happen! Alas all that's left of him
is a bunch of crappy fanfiction! Is this, the end...?"
Well I have no idea where this came from. This might be the last chapter in a while, as I said I want to work on some other stories. I think this might even be the last chapter. I'm going to write a sequel that I'm going to try to write with Legolas in character. Or I might be pulling your leg.
