Disclaimer: Okay, okay, Harry Potter and the Sound of Music are not mine!! Now get that angry raccoon away from me!

TheBoyWhoLived: Ginny?

Weaselette32: Yeah?

TheBoyWhoLived: If you could have one wish, what would it be?

Weaselette32: It depends, really.

BookWorm101: On what?

Weaselette32: On whether or not Ron was in the room…..

RedHead65: REALLY thin ice, girlie…..

BookWorm101: Girlie?? I haven't heard anyone use that since my grandma was alive!

Weaselette32: I didn't know your grandma died, Hermione!

BookWorm101: Of course you wouldn't. JK Rowling never mentioned anything about my family in the books, apart from a brief description of my parents!

Weaselette32: Oh, yeah, I never noticed that.

RedHead65: I can't believe that in 5 years of knowing each other, we know hardly anything about your family!

BookWorm101: But why does it matter?

RedHead65: Well, I just… well, um, I don't know! A/N Nick, that one's for you

BookWorm101: Ronald? What's going on?

RedHead65: What's going on? I'll tell you. What's going on is that every time you call me Ronald it reminds me that I want you to call be Ronald every minute of every day for the rest of my life!

BookWorm101: Okay, I didn't know you liked it so much. I'll call you Ronald from now on.

RedHead65: You've missed my point, Hermione!

BookWorm101: Which is?

RedHead65: (takes deep breath) The point is that I'm so bloody in love with you that I don't care what you call me, because one look at you reminds me that I'll never want anything else in my life!

BookWorm101: …oh.

Weaselette32: (whispers) Harry?

TheBoyWhoLived: (whispers) Yeah?

Weaselette32: Should we leave them alone?

TheBoyWhoLived: Hell no! I've waited 5 years for this!

RedHead65: Hermione, please say something.

BookWorm101: What do you want me to say? "Ron, I love you too! I have for years, and I never want to wake up without you by my side!"??

RedHead65: That…that'd be nice.

BookWorm101: I'm not going to say that, Ronald. I'm going to get off this bloody computer, run to the Burrow, and tell you face-to-face!

(BookWorm101 has changed his/her profile to Busy)

(RedHead65 has changed his/her profile to Hell Yeah!)

Weaselette32: Wow.

TheBoyWhoLived: Wow what?

Weaselette32: Let's just say I'm glad Hermione changed her profile to Busy.

TheBoyWhoLived: What do you mean?

Weaselette32: They've been snogging for the past 6 minutes.

TheBoyWhoLived: Oh. Fair enough.

Gred111: Well, well, well, what do we have here?

Weaselette32: Oh, bugger off you two.

Forge222: When we popped in to say hello to mother, you'll never guess what we saw!

TheBoyWhoLived: 10 galleons says I can.

Gred111: Dear Ronnikins and Miss Granger! It appears I owe you 10 galleons for that bet of ours, Harry!

TheBoyWhoLived: Brilliant, thankyou.

Forge222: Anyway, best be off! We can't let ickle Ronnikins be all happy like this! See you in a bit!

(Forge222 has left the conversation)

(Gred111 has left the conversation)

Weaselette32: Oh, for heavens sake! I'd better make sure they don't do anything stupid. Back in a moment, Harry.

TheBoyWhoLived: Oh. No trouble.

MyParentsMustHateMeAsTheyNamedMeAlbus: Hey dad, where's mum?

TheBoyWhoLived: Oh, hey Al. Ginny'll be back in a minute. What's up?

MyParentsMustHateMeAsTheyNamedMeAlbus: I want to introduce you to someone, my friend Scorpius Malfoy, and his girlfriend, Rose Weasely.

MyParentsMustHateMeAsTheyNamedMeScorpius: Hi, Mr Potter.

RosiePosie: Hi, Uncle Harry.

TheBoyWhoLived: Wait, did you say girlfriend?? Malfoy's son ended up dating Ron's daughter! This is absolute gold! I mean, sorry Scorpius.

MyParentsMustHateMeAsTheyNamedMeScorpius: Why are you sorry?

TheBoyWhoLived: Well, I'm afraid you won't live much longer. After you tell Ron, I mean.

MyParentsMustHateMeAsTheyNamedMeScorpius: (gulp)

RosiePosie: Eek. I hadn't thought of that.

MyParentsMustHateMeAsTheyNamedMeAlbus: You'll be fine, as long as you don't tell James. You know he'll be unbearable.

ProngsTheMagnificent: Did someone say my name?

TheBoyWhoLived: Different James, dad.

MyParentsMustHateMeAsTheyNamedMeAlbus: Granddad James? I thought you were dead!

ProngsTheMagnificent: I was!

Weaselette32: Not this again….

MyParentsMustHateMeAsTheyNamedMeScorpius: Al? We should go. Herbology starts in three minutes.

Weaselette32: You're in Hogwarts? How can you use the internet in Hogwarts?

RosiePosie: It's a long story Auntie Ginny, involving a flying rhinoceros.

RedHead65: Again with the flying rhinoceros! It's getting old, guys!

MyParentsMustHateMeAsTheyNamedMeScorpius: Eek. We really should go now.

MyParentsMustHateMeAsTheyNamedMeAlbus: Right you are, see you all in about 17 years!

(MyParentsMustHateMeAsTheyNamedMeScorpius has left the conversation)

(MyParentsMustHateMeAsTheyNamedMeAlbus has left the conversation)

(RosiePosie has left the conversation)

TheBoyWhoLived: Well, well Ronald, look who's resurfaced!

RedHead65: Oh shut it, Harry!

BookWorm101: Ronald! Watch your language!

RedHead65: (sighs dreamily)

TheBoyWhoLived: (gags)

ProngsTheMagnificent: Aw… isn't that sweet. Now pay attention to me!!

TheBoyWhoLived: But why? We've already had a big conversation in chapter 2!

ProngsTheMagnificent: Oh. Stuff that, I'm going home!

Panda: Jamesie!!!!! At last!!!

ProngsTheMagnificent: Bugger.

Panda: It's been too long, Jamesie! I missed you….

ProngsTheMagnificent: Can't say I can return the comment, to be honest.

Panda: You mean, you don't love me?

ProngsTheMagnificent: No, I do not love you.

Panda: But Jamesie, I love you!!! Will you please be my fuzzy-wuzzy?

ProngsTheMagnificent: NO!!!!!!

Panda: Fine, I will find someone who is the exact opposite of you, a complete jerk who looks nothing remotely handsome-like!

HBB4LE: Excuse me, has anyone seen my black robes?

TheBoyWhoLived: Which ones? They're all you wear!

HBP4LE: Good point.

(Romantic music swells as Panda looks at HBP4LE, realizing that he was the perfect candidate for the description it had made earlier)

HBP4LE: Bugger.

Panda: Sevvy!!!!!!

HBP4LE: AGHH!!!!!!!

(HBP4LE has left the conversation)

Panda: Sevvy, wait!!

(Panda has left the conversation)

BookWorm101: I'm scared.

Weaselette32: I think we all are.

TheBoyWhoLived: Don't you guys think we should be getting offline now. I'm getting a major hand cramp.

Weaselette32: Don't say that Harry! Every time we indicate we want to get off, hippolina brings on someone to mess up our minds forever!

FlowersAndKittensAreMyFriends: Good evening, Mr Potter.

RedHead65: Damn you, Potter.

FlowersAndKittensAreMyFriends: I was under the impression that you three…

Weaselette32: Four!

FlowersAndKittensAreMyFriends: Four, then! That you FOUR had gone offline a while ago.

BookWorm101: What one earth gave you that idea?

FlowersAndKittensAreMyFriends: Filch. He was hoping to check his emails.

TheBoyWhoLived: Who would email Filch? He's an old git! Much like yourself.

FlowersAndKittensAreMyFriends: You dare insult Dolores Jane Umbridge?!?!?!?!

BookWorm101: Pretty much.

FlowersAndKittensAreMyFriends: How dare….you filthy mudblood! You evil little children! I ought to….

RedHead65: What? Croak at us?

FlowersAndKittensAreMyFriends: Avada Ke….

(FlowersAndKittensAreMyFriends has changed his/her profile to Eaten by a Flying Rhinoceros)

BookWorm101: Huh. It appears we were wrong about that rhinoceros. It must be on our side.

TheBoyWhoLived: Nah, it probably saw the considerable amount of flesh on old Toad-Face and thought he'd have an early dinner!

BookWorm101: Dinner? What day is it?

Weaselette32: We've been on here about 50 hours now, so Thursday.

RedHead65: Blast! I really have to go, you lot. I promised I'd help mum with housework today.

Weaselette32: Mamma's Boy….

RedHead65: Shut it, gin!

Weaselette32: I'm not an alch….

BookWorm101: Alcoholic beverage, we know!

TheBoyWhoLived: You three realize that once Ron leaves for good, this conversation will be over?

Weaselette32: I for one will be pleased. I don't think I'll ever be able to see any of my professors the same way again!

BookWorm101: Or friends.

TheBoyWhoLived: Or parents.

RedHead65: It seems a little weird that we're being allowed to finish this conversation after so long. It's almost as though we're in for one more surprise.

TheBoyWhoLived: And you would be right…

(The music to 'So Long, Farewell' begins to play)

YouKnowWho, FlowersAndKittensAreMyFriends, Mollywobbles79, PadfootTheGreat, ProngsTheMagnificent, LilyFlower, MoonyTheIntelligent, FerretBoy, LemonDropsAllTheWay, HBP4LE, MinnieMouse, QuickQuote, CrumpleHornedSnorkack, BigHeadBoy, Don'tCallMeNymphadora, WhereIsMyToad, ParisHiltonWannabe, Panda, MyParentsMustHateMeAsTheyNamedMeAlbus, MyParentsMustHateMeAsTheyNamedMeScorpius, RosiePosie, Gred111, Forge222: So long, fair well, auf auf Wiedersehen, goodnight!

PadfootTheGreat: I'm getting pissed, out of my brain tonight!

YouKnowWho, FlowersAndKittensAreMyFriends, Mollywobbles79, PadfootTheGreat, ProngsTheMagnificent, LilyFlower, MoonyTheIntelligent, FerretBoy, LemonDropsAllTheWay, HBP4LE, MinnieMouse, QuickQuote, CrumpleHornedSnorkack, BigHeadBoy, Don'tCallMeNymphadora, WhereIsMyToad, ParisHiltonWannabe, Panda, MyParentsMustHateMeAsTheyNamedMeAlbus, MyParentsMustHateMeAsTheyNamedMeScorpius, RosiePosie, Gred111, Forge222: So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen adieu!

YouKnowWho: I plan to kill yieu and yieu and yieu!

YouKnowWho, FlowersAndKittensAreMyFriends, Mollywobbles79, PadfootTheGreat, ProngsTheMagnificent, LilyFlower, MoonyTheIntelligent, FerretBoy, LemonDropsAllTheWay, HBP4LE, MinnieMouse, QuickQuote, CrumpleHornedSnorkack, BigHeadBoy, Don'tCallMeNymphadora, WhereIsMyToad, ParisHiltonWannabe, Panda, MyParentsMustHateMeAsTheyNamedMeAlbus, MyParentsMustHateMeAsTheyNamedMeScorpius, RosiePosie, Gred111, Forge222: So long, farewell, au revoir, auf wiedersehen!

LilyFlower: Sirius, stay away from my champagne!

YouKnowWho, FlowersAndKittensAreMyFriends, Mollywobbles79, PadfootTheGreat, ProngsTheMagnificent, LilyFlower, MoonyTheIntelligent, FerretBoy, LemonDropsAllTheWay, HBP4LE, MinnieMouse, QuickQuote, CrumpleHornedSnorkack, BigHeadBoy, Don'tCallMeNymphadora, WhereIsMyToad, ParisHiltonWannabe, Panda, MyParentsMustHateMeAsTheyNamedMeAlbus, MyParentsMustHateMeAsTheyNamedMeScorpius, RosiePosie, Gred111, Forge222: So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, goodbye!

ParisHiltonWannabe: To show off my singing skills I'll sing goodbye… GOODBYE!! (In high-pitched tones)

HPB4LE: I hate you all, I cannot tell a lie…

ProngsTheMagnificent: I'm dead, I croaked, I love mum's pumpkin pie…

LemonDropsAllTheWay: Gellert has gone to bed and so must I…

All: Goodbye, Goodbye, Goodbye!!!!!!

TheBoyWhoLived: Guys, before we go, I have to tell you that you three are my favourite people in the world. And I doubt I would have made it this far in life without your love and support. I guess I just want to say... I love you guys.

RedHead65: That was without a doubt the cheesiest thing I have ever heard.

TheBoyWhoLived: Really? I thought it sounded sweet.

RedHead65: It didn't.

TheBoyWhoLived: Oh.

(RedHead65 has left the conversation)

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