Can't find the words

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This chapter is inspired by the 4th OVA and Christmas special. Everybody loves a good party, especially when you're drunk.

Only one more chapter to go after this one

I hope you enjoy!


Drunken mistake

"Welcome back!" Everybody cheered in unison as they all bumped their beers together. After Gajeel's and Levy's full recovery the guild decided to throw a little celebration.

"So stupid," Gajeel said under his breath before taking a swig of his own drink.


"Never have I ever… been in a guild brawl," Levy said; her eyes shining bright and her smile full of pride. Gajeel, Gray, Cana, Lucy and Natsu take a drink as Wendy and Juvia were spared.

"Damn it," Gray growled after he took a swig of his beer.

"It only happened once," Lucy pouted.

"Never have I ever kissed someone here," Cana said, leaning closer in anticipation. Lucy, Natsu, Gajeel and Levy all take a drink; Gray sighs and takes drink as well.

"It was an accident," Gray said, his face scrunched up as he cringed at the memory in his head.

"Gray-sama!" Juvia cried, her heart chattering as she looked over the possible options.

"Never have I ever enjoyed Gajeel's music," Natsu snickered, giving Gajeel a cheeky grin.

"Ya got something to say ya pink haired prick?!" Gajeel roared in Natsu's face, his rage getting ready to explode.

"Come on, nobody's gonna drink to that," Cana said, poking extra fun at the riled up dragon slayer. Gajeel glared across the group, until he came across Levy.

"You like don't ya Lev?" Gajeel asked, his question so pitiful it sounded like a beg. Levy avoided his gaze and pushed her lips together, sealing them shut, "Levy?"

"Of course I do," Levy answered, her brows lowered in submission as she smiled up at him.

"Then why aren't ya drinking?!"

"Never have I ever cuddled in bed with the opposite gender," Lucy said, looking over at Levy. Levy pouted at her friends betrayal then she and Gajeel swallowed their pride.

We just woke up that way!

"Never have I ever kissed Gray-sama!" Juvia blurted out; it was finally her turn. She glared at Lucy, her eyes burning with jealously.

"Juviaaaa," Cana groans, wanting to join in with the drinking. Natsu presses the cup to his lips and gulps down the rest of his drink.

"We were kids and it was an accident!" Natsu whined sharing a similar expression that Gray had made just moments before.

"I guess it's my turn," Wendy smiled awkwardly as she pondered. She had thankfully been spared this far, she didn't want any reason to earn their wrath later. Cana hopped up out her chair; leaned in and whispered into Wendy's ear and make her cheeks flush with colour.

"You've never done that right?" Cana asked.

"N-No I haven't…" Wendy answered as she shook her head furiously.

"Then say it."

"N-Never have I e-ever… T-to-" Wendy fumbled over her words as the others watched her intently, "Tou-" she bit her lower lip and tightly shut her eyes, "touched myself," she wimped and hid her face in her hands.

"Everybody drink!" Cana cheered as she flopped down in her original spot.

"Cana!" Lucy shouted.

"You're only mad cuz you have to drink too," she smirked as she finished off her drink in one big gulp.


With the game over and her glass empty; Cana scans the room and sets her sights on two unengaged on lookers; Jet and Droy.

"Do you two want to compete with me in a drinking match?" Cana asked the pair.

"As if we stand a chance," Jet answered.

"Come on, I'm beginning to feel it now so it's fair enough. Do it in Levy's honour," Cana grinned; honestly, she'd look for any excuse to get everybody pissed up.

"Fine I'll do it!" Droy shouted, heated up by the moment.

"Then I will too!" Jet agreed; not wanted to be outmatched.

"Those two do know what they're getting into, don't they?" Gray said as he watched the three of them chug down their beers.

"Yeah!" Elfman yelled rooting for his fellow guild mates as Cana begun to drink them under the table, "Real men never back down!"


It wasn't long before almost everybody was completely drunk and out of their minds. And those who weren't drunk were pretty much powerless against the mayhem their intoxicated friends caused.

Natsu was sitting on the bottom step of the stage with Lucy kneeling in-between his knees. Bewilderment was clear on his face as she wrapped her arms around his right leg and began to purr.

Juvia was crying a river all over Gray while Gray tried his best to calm her down before she enviably turned into a puddle of her own tears.

Erza was sitting cross legged on Elfman's back and ordering him to do push ups.

"Are you a man?!" Erza asked; her voice roaring through the entire guild.

"I'm a man!" Elfman shouted in reply. His body coated in sweat.

"WHAT ARE YOU?!"

"I'M A MAN!"

Panther lily, Happy, Carla were in the resting room trying to revive the K.O.-ed Wendy.

Cana was still knocking them back like a champ, her victims, Jet and Droy, lay defeated under the table.

Freed, Bickslow and Evergreen were all whining and crying over Laxus's absence while in each other's embrace.

Lisanna and Mira were calming down their overexcited and over intoxicated Master; while ignoring Wakaba's and Macao's flirtatious drunken slurs.

"Ga-je-el~" Levy jumped up and threw her arms around Gajeel neck. Impulsively, Gajeel wraps one of his arms around her waist to prevent her from falling. "My feet can't touch the floor!" she laughed as she violently kicked her feet in the air, "That's so funny! Ahaha!"

"Are you drunk too?!" Gajeel asked, his eyes blank with shock

"You look so silly!" she head butted his chin as she snuggled into his chest still laughing like a lunatic.

"Levy," he groaned, gritting his teeth, his chin throbbed in pain.

"Gajeel~ Why are you avoiding me?" she pouted and circled her index finger round his chest.

"I'm not avoiding you."

"Reeeally?" she ginned, "Gihe, then kiss me."

"You're really drunk," Gajeel looked up towards the ceiling; his face heating up and his nerves causing him to sweat.

"Kiss me lots and lots," she giggled, her eyes closed and lips slightly pursed, waited for a kiss

"Wow Levy, so bold~" Lucy cheered from on top of Natsu's lap.

"You're all red!" Levy laughed and poked Gajeel's tightened up face, "So cuuute."

"Please just stop," Gajeel sighed, his head moving long with her finger like a bobble head as she prodded him.


Those who were still sober enough to cling onto life all gathered around the stage.

"Master!" Erza shouted as she held out a cup full of chopsticks.

"This isn't going to end well," Gray groaned, Juvia still sobbing in his arms.

"Master?" Wendy asked; she was a little drowsy since she'd only just woken up from her drunken nap.

"In this cup are a bunch of numbers and one master. One player is elected Master each round, and he or she gets to order the other players around! Those who aren't king can't tell anyone their number!" Erza went over the basics of the game and ordered everyone to draw a stick.

"Sounds fun!" Lucy said as she took a stick.

"Super-duper fun!" Levy laughed in agreement.

"Bring it on!" Carla added, the alcohol in her system kicking in.

"When did you get drunk?" Happy asked, his body shuddering.


"Who will be the master?" Everybody chanted.

"I'm first?" Wendy mumbled, "Number 10 has to hug number 3."

"That's not right!" Erza roared, "You have to give a proper order."

"But…" Wendy cowered, her mind blank.

"Fine, number 10 and 3 get naked and jump in the pool!" Erza took over.

"Ah-ah" Levy laughed; her face as white as a sheet.

"But you're not the master!" Panther lily argued.

"I am now, Wendy has resigned!"

"Can we get out now?" Levy asks, covering her breasts with her hands. Panther lily beside her, his eyes tightly shut.

"Not yet! It hasn't been a minute yet!" Erza says standing over them, "Swim around! Enjoy yourselves!"

"I can't do that with everyone watching," Levy cried. Gajeel snapped out of his trance and jumped into the pool.

"Stop looking at her ya bastards!" Gajeel growled as he draped his soaked coat over her shoulders

"G-Gajeel," Levy sank lower into the water, her flushed cheeks under the water.


"Who will be the master?" Everybody chanted.

"Number 1 must slap number 2 in the face!" Erza ordered.

"B-but," Juvia said, as she flicks her eyes between Erza and Gray.

"Juvia," Gray called her name and stood in front of her, "Just do it."

"Gray-sama," Juvia stares up at him, her eyes welling up.

"Do it!" Erza urged her with an iron fist. Juvia sucked it up and smacked Gray lightly across the face, "That was a mere pat! Do it harder!"

"You didn't say-" Juvia squeaked in fear.

"I am the master so do as I say! I've made my orders clear!"

"Juvia hurt Gray-sama!" Juvia cried, curled up in the nearest corner of the guild. Gray held his swollen cheek; ice forming in the palm of his hand to numb the pain


"Who will be the master?" Everybody chanted.

"Number 5 has to fall over every time I say sit! This rule sticks the entire game," Mira laughed, her frightening demonic grin showing no mercy.

"You can't do that!" Natsu argued

"Who says? The master's orders are absolute."

"Isn't that a different anime?" Happy pondered.

"What did you say?" Panther lily asked, dumbfounded.

"Nothing

"Sit!" Mira shouted and laughed as Natsu's face connected with the floor, "Maybe I'm not as sober as I thought I was!"


"Take me back to your place!" Levy laughed as she tugged on Gajeel's coat.

"I thought you were sobering up?" Gajeel groaned. After the master nightmare was finally over, everyone had a little more to drink before heading home. Despite telling her not to drink anymore clearly she hadn't listened to him.

"I'm sober, whatcha talking about?" Levy balled up her fists and frowned. The frown lasted for aboyt a second before she broke out into a fit of laughter, "Acting mad is so funny!"

"You're sober alright," Panther lily shook his head, worn out by her energetic behaviour.

"We're taking you to Fairy hills," Gajeel stated as he began to walk down the path, Levy still clinging onto the tail of his coat.

"Take me to your house!" Levy tried to pull him back but Gajeel continued forward. She release his coat, falls to the floor and curls herself up into a ball; hugging her knees into her chest,"Boo-hoo~"

"What are you doing now?" Gajeel stops then turns around and sighs.

"Booo-hooo~!"

"I believe she's pretending to cry?" Panther lily guessed and shrugged his shoulders.

"Ya doing my head in Lev," Gajeel groaned and took a couple of big strides towards her. Once standing above her, he hoisted her up over his shoulder, "We're going to fairy hills."

"Put me down!" Levy laughed, kicking her feet violently.


After failing to get her to stay at fairy hills Gajeel surrendered and brought her home. He knew she wouldn't give in until she got what she wanted, with or without Gajeel's permission. He was afraid she'd end up wandering around by herself if he left her.

Levy fumbled around on the floor in a laughing fit for about 10 minutes before suddenly crashing. Once she had drifted off into dreamland Gajeel scooped her up and lay her on the sofa. He wasn't going to let her sleep in bed with him while she was in her drunken slumber; mumbling and giggling in her sleep. And there's no way he'd give up his bed for someone who just forces their way into his house.


Later into the night Gajeel wake to the sound of whispering from the living room.

"Levy?" He sleepily growled as he crawled out of bed, "Lev?"

"Yes! Levy McGarden here!" Levy shouts out cheerfully.

"Don't yell."

"Oops, sorry," Levy says in a whispered tone and presses a finger to her lips.

"Whatcha got there?" Gajeel asks, his eyes squinting as he adjusted to the light of the room.

"Oh nothing, just a book," Levy answered, hiding the book under the blanket, "Can I sleep with you now? Its lonely out here" she giggled as she hopped off the sofa and merrily made her way to the bedroom.

"You're a terrible guest, ya know that?"