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For RedTheRetard.
Thing's Happen
Chapter 12
Iruka stalked off to his room, pondering the upcoming events and the words Tsunade had said. We have to attack, and we have to attack soon. She said Danzou had the elite ninja's that served under Tsunade AND their teams in the jail, almost all the ninjas except the anbu. But, why haven't they tried to escape? I don't understand. They could very well send messages to each other through our spies and break out. There's something more we haven't learned. Stomping into his quarters, Iruka slammed the door and plopped down at his desk. He had some thinking to do. Maybe they do have a plan... Maybe they don't trust us enough to confide in us yet. ARGH! I need their trust NOW! I need to attack NOW! God damnit.
Iruka was thrown from his train of thought by someone singing. God damned Tubby. Yanking his door open, Iruka saw it wasn't Tobi at all, it was Deidara!
"The hell... are you doing, Deidara?"
Stopping, Deidara turned around and looked at the former leaf ninja. "Whaddya mean what am I doing? I'm singing the happy birthday to me song, ass hat."
"You got that from Itachi. It's his catch phrase; don't use it."
"Look whose got Konan's panties stuck up his ass. Damn. What got you in a bad mood?" Deidara retorted, raising his near perfect eyebrows.
"I've got Konan's panties stuck up my ass? Is that what you said, punk?" clenching his fist, Iruka took a step forward, then another, and another. "Wanna say that again?"
For every step Iruka took forward, Deidara took one back. "Yeah, thats what I said... wait, I've never seen you like this. Whats.. uh-oh."
The former leaf ninja grabbed Deidara's Akatsuki coat. "Man, I'm am this close to taking that pretty little clump of yarn you call hair off of that faggot looking head. Now, do you want to say that again or do you wa-"
"ENOUGH!" a voice behind Iruka roared. Dropping Deidara, Iruka turned to see Pien.
"Oh, Pien-Sama. F-forgive me. My nerves have been in a tangle and I guess... I guess I just let loose on Deidara without thinking." Bowing to both men, he continued, "I hope you can forgive me. Pien-Sama. I must speak with you regarding Konoha. Its urgent."
"Yes..." Pein said, looking Iruka over. "I read the message Tsunade sent back. I'm assuming you have the same feeling that I do? They don't trust us enough to confide in us?"
Iruka nodded, "Yes, not only that though. I think they have a plan of their own that we could help them with." Taking a step forward, Iruka continued to explain his theory, "There are more than just one elite ninja in that prision, along with their well trained teams and the 9 tailed fox. How could Danzou hold all of them at once? How could Danzou hold the 9 tailed fox at all? That is simply not possible. There's something going on that we don't know about, but we need to know about. It could be the uprising of good against evil."
Pien smirked, "You could save your perfect village in the forest and I could get you out of my hair. Aha, and be doing something good instead of evil too."
"Out.. of my hair?" Iruka was taken aback. Do they all really hate me that much? I..
Once again, Iruka's train of thought was cut off, but this time it was by Piens laughing. "Ah, young one. I was kidding. I assure you we all love you. In the.. ninja to ninja way.. ahem." Clearing his throat once more, Pien smiled, flashing those brilliantly white teeth, "Shall we get to work, my dear child?" he said, extending his hand which Iruka just looked at. Does he want me to... ew, man.
Rolling his eyes, Pein said, "Just follow me, ass hat."
Whats up with people taking other peoples phrases!? Iruka thought, as he followed Pein
