hAAALLOOWWEEENNNN SPECIALL!


"Nepeeeehjjaaaa" I cried out, hearing my phone ring while in the middle of doing my make-up. Now, don't go s#¶ting bricks, its halloween make-up, dumb a$$. You wish I'd wear regular make-up.

I picked up the phone and answered, putting it on speaker "Yes, my bI¢hes?" I said, walking over back to the mirror and continuing to put the make-up on.

"I swear to god I will put a gun in your mouth when your sleeping and pull the god damn trigger" Yukio greeted ever-so-kindly.

"Oh" I said seductively "And will you cradle my waist while sitting on my stomach?" I busted out laughing, and put the eye liner down. I heard grumbling over the line, and I rolled my eyes as I began putting my hair up in a cap. I grabbed a wig nearby and put it on, covering my hair from view while the wig took control.

"I can't belive you convinced him into doing this! You are a miracle worker, Kasu-chan. Miracles!" Rin shouted over the phone, sounding like the four-year-old he really was deep down. Everyone knew Rin was a four-year-old, just having a matured body. But soon, I will recover his baby body! S#¶t, off subject really fast.

"Well" I chirped "I can convince him all I want, because I always win in fights against him." I stated smugly, brushing the wig down to look correct.

"Psh, I win sometimes" Yukio snorted, and I could pretty much hear him crossing his arms through the phone

"No Sweetheart, just no" I stopped brushing the wig, and looking over at the phone. "I apologize, but you never win a fight. You just wish, and imagine, and believe when it's not true. Hey, I learned something new about you!" I cackled loudly, pressing a hand to my chest. More grumbling, signaling I had won once again "Well, anyways, I finished with my costume. You guys finished?"

"We've been waiting down in front of the dorms for half an hour, yes, we are done. People are staring, so HURRY UP!" Yukio hissed.

"People'll gonna be staring anyways, Yukio. We'll be walking around a goddamn neighborhood for Christ's sake." I grumbled, grabbing my phone up, "See you in a bit." I stopped the call before I got a reply, and walked off to the bunk bed in my dorm room.

I sighed, tugging on the sheet, "Come on, Uisce. Yukio and Rin are waiting." I told my familiar, watching him crawl over to the edge of the bed.

"But I dun't wunna come..." he pouted, acting like his four-year old self when he didn't get what he wanted.

"Nope, sorry fish-shit, you're coming. And don't try saying that people will see you, only people who've been exposed to a demon will. Now come on and get your lazy ass out of bed." I pulled the sheets harder, causing the to be pulled off along with Uisce, "Now let's go"

Uisce huffed, and flew up so he was at least and inch higher than my head.

Uisce hesitated out of the door, and I just groaned "Stop being a party pooper! Let's go!" I pushed him out, ignoring the constant whining.


When I had reached downstairs, and walked outside, without the annoying voices of mah familiar distracting me, I noticed Rin standing outside, and some girls walking by him, giggling. I soon was revealed to Yukio, but in his costume I had forced him into... Let's just say it took all my will not to burst out laughing and die from it in the entire process.

There he stood, Yukio Okumura,dressed as I, MayuNikaSuki Johnson. He had a wig that was dyed many colors with a black tank top on that read 'Left 4 Dead' across the chest. He also wore some skinny jeans, that were also the only pair I'd ever wear, which made me wonder how long it took him to put them on, along with my gun holders on his hips. He wore similar converse that I had put on a daily basis, while he had covered up all his moles with make-up. Sadly, he still wore his glasses, refusing to take them off at all.

I, however, looked like Yukio. I had black eye-liner to draw out the moles on my face along with his gun and bullet holders attached to my waist. I wore the uniform he always dressed in when going to teach at cram school, along with a brown wig brought along. Glasses were put on to top off the entire appearance.

Rin was dressed as some dumb ass character from some manga called Letter Bee or some horse s#¶†. (Note here, I actually love that anime/manga) As Gauche Suede, or something. I have to admit, he is pretty sexy, though.

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"So," I said, folding my hands behind my back with a mischievous grin,"how's it going today, my good lady?" I busted out laughing, slapping a hand over my heart while tears streamed from my eyes. It's so damn hard not to make fun of him.

Yukio fumed, face becoming red with embarrassment "That's it, I'm getting changed." He snarled, about to stomp away from Rin and I, but I grabbed his arm.

"Oh come on, I was joking, Yukio! Don't get so defensive, okay? It's only for one day, dude, you'll live!" I explained, then letting go when he turned to look at me. The boy crossed his arms stubbornly, face still covered in red.

"Yeah, Yukio. It's not THAT bad. I mean, you don't have to wear a skirt or anything, really" Rin explained, shrugging as he walked up to us, shoving his hands into his pockets. Of course, the demon had a grin on his face, holding back the giggles.

The other Okumura still refused to say anything, so I groaned and looked over at Rin with a knowing look. We both grabbed one of Yukio's arms, and began walking away off to go Trick or Treating, which Yukio tried fighting against. Of course, he failed. Terribly.

All four of us, that being Uisce the fourth one, had gotten much candy, and was still munching at it during the ongoing moment of right now. Of course, every house we went to, the person who lived there would laugh non-stop, or just couldn't wipe their grins off their face. One girl on the street said that Yukio was a pretty 'Nee-chan'.

We continued walking down the street, Rin and I speaking of random things while his brother did pipe in occasionally. Yukio wasn't as mad as before, seeming to just be very uncomfortable than aggravated with me. Thank god, because him glaring at me all the time is annoying as HELL.

My eyes caught a hold of a sigh that said 'END OF ROAD' on it, then the street stopped not far behind it. Not that far behind the road ending, the hill went downwards, a little steep. I remember being told stories about how many fell down and died from curiosity.

Guess who's next?

"Well, looks like we need to head back now" Yukio sighed, pushing up his glasses, lazily. The boy turned around just as I got an idea.

"No! How about we go exploring down there!" I jogged over to the sign, and began walking over to the cliff.

"Hmm... I'm not sure, Kasu-chan..." Rin mumbled, rubbing the back of his neck sheepishly. "A lot of people have gotten hurt from falling down there, and I know it for a fact because some kid fell down and died, and then it was on the news!" The boy explained, "On top of that, there's this real creepy vibe, I mean, it's dark out, and no one is around!" He cried out, looking slightly frightened.

Rin was right about no one being in the area. There were houses down the road from here, but around where we stood, only grass-covered the area around the road. It was very scary, but it just made me more eager to go down the hill.

"Aww, come on, you scaredy cats! I mean, none of the people who fell were demons, hmmm?" I raised a brow, putting my hands on my hips.

"Still, Kasu!" Yukio yelled, seeming to get highly aggravated with me, "It doesn't fix the fact it's dangerous. Let's go before you do something stupid." The cross-dresser turned around, making his way down the road. Rin gave me a shrug and followed his brother.

I was not giving up this easy, of course.

I ran up in front of Yukio, and snatched his glasses from his face. "Well, Yukio won't able to see anything tonight with out his glasses, hmm?" I raised a brow teasingly, and my tail whipped out from under the costume. It was one of those many times I didn't notice.

"Kasu!" Yukio growled, turning towards me "Stop jacking around!" He dropped his candy bag, while I followed in suit

"That's what Halloween's for, right? Jacking around!" I grinned, every step Yukio took forward, I took back. When he got too close, I'd leave his glasses out of reach and would jog backwards. Yukio tried with every attempt to take his glasses back, but of course, it didn't work.

"Give me my damn glasses back!" Yelled the teenager, reaching out for them once again. I jerked my arm back away from his hand, keeping it out of his grasp.

We were off the road by now, and were in the grass area. Something told me to turn around, but I completely ignored it. Yukio glared straight at me, then ran head on at me. He reached out one last time, but I hoped back away from him, smirking mischievously . Well, I was smirking.

That is before my feet landed on uneven ground.

"Oh, FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK FUCKCAAAAKE" (THE CAKE IS A LIEEEEE!) I screamed, falling backwards and letting go of his glasses in the process. I reached up, grabbing the collar of the tank top Yukio was wearing, and pulled him down with me.

"YUKIO! KASU!" Rin screamed, and then, all I heard was Yukio.

He whispered in my ear "I swear to- nugh- God I will- ouch- kill you" he grunted every time we made contact to the ground. I was taking much more damage to the fall, me having to wrapped Yukio up in my arms. I mean, I caused this, might as well allow myself to die in the process. Win-Win, right?

"Not if-ffff- I die- nnnaaahh- from this- owie- hill"

Then we continued falling down, having things jab me in the side, back, head, neck, legs, and lost my wig on the way. It seemed like forever before we finally stopped from me slamming my back against some kind of stone. We sat there for a couple of minutes. I didn' t know if Yukio was awake or not, him not moving at all, though he was breathing faintly.

Finally, I let go of him, my body aching with new bruises and cuts. I grabbed onto the edge of the stone that stopped up, using it as support so I could get up. It hurt, and I shook slightly from the new-found wait for my feet. It killed my feet and they instantly became numb. I could stand, but it felt highly awkward.

Yukio twitched, and got up. His straps from the tank top he wore broke, and was hanging across his hip. His wig was gone too, like mine. He used the stone to stand up as well, gripping onto it painfully. He wasn't badly as damaged as me. When he looked up at me, his eyes were emotionless, but then quickly formed into a deep glare. What I hated most at was the moment was that the mountain didn't damage Yukio's throat.

"What the hell is wrong with you?! You were an idiot enough to get us stuck down here, and look at us, we're injured now because of your stupidity!" He cried out. "What the hell is the matter with you?!" He shrieked, gripping onto the edge of the stone.

I felt my heart skip a beat in fear, seeing how furious he was, but I quickly formed my features into a deep scowl "My fault?! You could had warned me there was a f#¢king ledge there and you didn't do jack s#¶† about it! On top of that, all I wanted to do was look over the side of the mountain!" I screeched, wanting to punch him in the face. Too bad I was too weak...

"You could have done it yourself while we went ahead!" He shouted back

"I didn't want to be alone, what if I did fall?"

"Well, we all ready have, so what's the difference now?" He narrowed his eyes, causing me to feel even more hatred for the boy.

"I swear to god, I'll break your f#¢king peni-"

"ARE YOU GUYS OKAY?!" Rin suddenly screamed, and our heads shot up, but we still didn't forget our hate at one another

"YEAH!" I shouted back, my voice cracking from the abuse of yelling at Yukio for that short amount of time

"I'LL GO GET HELP!" Then no more voices were heard after that. We would have said 'Okay' or something, but our throats hurt too much to do anything of the sort, so we just held onto the stone while we glared at each other.

'Are you sure you are okay?' A voice appeared, and I shot my head up to look at my familiar. I gave him a smile for reassurance, but he still seemed uneasy around us. It was probably from all the tension we were letting off from our little blow out seconds ago, and I wouldn't blame him. When I say 'I'll break Yukio's penis', I mean that crap.


The Halloween night was eventful, and the night flew by quickly once I got back to my dorm, I just stripped to my underwear, locking my dorm lock so no one came in. I was too lazy to get dressed, and I just couldn't care less.

I wrapped myself up in my blankets, getting bundled up happily while letting out a happy hum. That is until I realized the light was on and I couldn't go to sleep like that. I groaned and said, "Uisce, please please turn the light off. I'll hug you!"

Uisce saw that more as a threat than a begging, and shot like a rocket to the light, turning it off.

"Thank you Uisce, Goodnight, I love you."

"Goodnight too, brat."


When I woke up in the morning, I refused to move. I finally creaked my eyes open and saw how dark it was outside, signaling it was around three to four in the morning. My head flopped back down on my pillow, about to faint off to sleep land, when I suddenly had the urge to pee.

'Goddamnit, why must I p¶$$ now!?' I cried out, sitting myself up lazily. I realized how dark the room was when I too a good look around, but it had a different vibe to it all. I ignored that 'vibe', and stood up to head to the light. I flexed my fingers, reaching up to the light switch to flick the light on, and I did so. That's when I noticed a mole on my hand, causing brows to be raised.

"Well... god left me a little gift while I slept" I grumbled narrowing my eyes and running a hand through my hair. But, it wasn't my hair.

It wasn't my f¥¢king hair.

"Hnnn, Yukio, turn the damn light off" cried Rin, turning over on his side and hiding his head beneath the covers.

In his and Yukio's room.

Their f¥¢king room.

I looked down, examining my body, see that I did not wear a bra and underwear, but a night shirt and boxers. My eyes widen, grabbing the edge of the boxers, eyes widening at the sight. Oh F¥¢K no. My heart stopped, and I couldn't find my voice at all at the sudden shock. On top of that, I didn't exactly pick the greatest words to say when I did find my voice

"I HAVE A PENIS!" I screamed, flipping out and having a huge heart attack. I was hyperventilating, because I had something between my legs that shouldn't be there. My vision was s#¶t and I didn't have my boobs that I needed.

Rin shot up, eyes widening in confusion. "What's up with you?!" Screamed Rin, "Did you hit your head too hard or something?!" He yelled, glaring at me.

My head shot up at Rin, and I ran to him, grabbing his upper arms "NO NO NO! I AM NOT SUPPOSE TO HAVE A TWINKIE! I AM SUPPOSE TO HAVE BALLONS! BALLONS, GOD DAMNIT!" I shook him, my eyes wide with fear.

Rin looked spooked, as if he was watching a laughing coyote with a rocket and he had shot the rocket, and the rocket exploded into a NASA center that had all the equipment for landing on the moon, and he just destroyed it all. Ruined future science.

Nice job, you dumb ass.

"Yukio, do you need to get your head checked?" He asked in a soft voice, getting up and pressing a hand to my forehead. I felt so wired, being eye-to-eye with Rin when he's usually taller

"NO! I am NOT Yukio, I'm Kasu! I don't like the thing down there!" I pointed to my boxers, and Rin's entire face became red

"U-uhm, Yukio, j-just lie down, okay?" Rin turned me around, leading me to Yukio's bed.

I mumbled under my breath, taking deep breaths to calm myself down, and let me tell you, it was not working. That s#¶t was useless in my situation. I mean, how about you grow or shrink a penis, or inflate or deflate boobs? I bet you won't be smiling with happiness. Unless you are a perverted guy/girl, that is.

Rin pushed me towards the bed, shushing me when I tried speaking to him, then awkwardly tucked me in like a four-year old. After he was done, the boy returned to his bed to sleep once the light was off, but I just didn't close my eyes. I was a f¥¢king teenage boy, this s#¶t was not fun. I kept eyeing Yukio's phone, sitting on the charger while I waited for Rin to sleep. It seemed forever until I finally heard him breathing evenly, really.

I carefully and quietly stalked my way to the phone, picking it up and turning the screen on. The background was bland, nothing special. What would I expect from him? Some wired porno anime girl in the background? If I saw that, I'd be the happiest son (daughter?) of a b¶†¢h in the entire world. Then, I'd have something against him once and for all.

I went to the contacts, seeing that everyone was in name along with some other people, but my name was nowhere to be found.

THAT SON OF A BITCH! I WILL GUT HIM!

I was nice enough to put him in my contact list, so why can't he do it with me?! I mean, come on! That's just showing you're a douche. I mean, he's probably the douchiest of all douches in doucheyville. Douche.

I huffed and slipped on the nearest clothes, that being one of Rin's jacket's and a pair of his pants. I'm too lazy to go digging through Yukio's drawer, so I just snatch up the pants and shirts I found on the floor, which were scattered around Rin's bed. I grabbed a pair of glasses out of the horde he had in his desk, slipping them on and finally seeing everything clearly.

Walking out of the dorm quietly, I took the phone with me, thinking that'd it would be best if I just meet whoever is in my body so I won't have my ears bleeding if whoever is in my body doesn't like the plan of us switching so much. I mean, come on. It's probably Yukio in my body, and he'd be most likely calm about it all, but you still never know.

I walked out of the abandoned boys dorm and headed off to go to my dorm. I felt so uneasy about having someone I didn't know getting access to my things that I usually hid from people, since they were mostly embarrassing. On top of that, it just makes me feel awkward to think that I can watch someone's reaction to my stories, so when Rin sometimes wants to read my stories, I have to be three rooms away from him...


When reaching the girls dorm, I walked up to the door leading in, and pulled the handle, only to remember that they only opened from the inside during night-time. Damn it. God must really hate my guts, because I didn't look for Yukio's dorm key, so I couldn't get back into the abandoned dorms. I swear, this would be a great time for a key to fall out of some random window.

It's time for some rocks and windows, I thought, walking off ahead to find where I was pretty sure my window was. It's hard to tell which one is which, don't blame me.

I picked up a rock, and juggled it in my hand for a moment, checking how easy or hard I had to throw it. I raised my hand up, and threw it a decent speed, but decent speed was actually much more than my other definition while I was actually in my body, since Yukio was stronger. It smashed a window, and my entire face fell in shock, my mouth forming an 'O'. I was in knee-deep s#¶t, and I was fully aware of that. I hoped it was my window and...

A girl with her brown hair in a messy bun shot her head out the window, after opening it, of course. Her face was first in a scowl, but it formed into complete shock, seeming to realize who I am "Y-Yukio-Sempai?" She squeaked out in surprise, and my face fell.

Damnnit! One of Yukio's fangirls! I cried in my head, cursing myself for being so stupid.

"U-uhm" I stuttered "Yes, I was looking for you!" I yelled out, smirking quietly when I formed a plan in my head "I just found your name so beautiful that I couldn't help but come here!" I cried out dramatically, trying my best not chuckle. God, this is hard, but completely worth it all.

I could tell the girl was blushing as she stuttered "N-Naoimi is a pretty name?" She asked in surprise, then her whole face broke into a grin "W-Well, aren't you cold out there? Wanna come inside?" She purred, and I tried not looking like that disgusted the living s#¶t out of me.

This is all to get my body back, I thought, smiling the best I could "That'd be nice"

"Okay, I'll unlock the door, see me at the front" She explained, and I nodded, walking off to the front door.

I swear to god, it was like my heart rate just sped up because I was just so happy because that was so easy and simple to get in. Wow, his fangirls are so easy to convince! Maybe I could get fifty bucks out of someone else.

The girl pranced down stairs, seeming to not even care about if we were to get caught, or maybe that I was going to attack her, or that-

She opened the door, and flung her arms around my neck, slamming her lips onto mine. My eyes widen, and I realized I was in YUKIO'S body, and she was in love with YUKIO and was snoging YUKIO. I sent in panick in my mind when she pretty much forced her tongue down his (MY?!) throat, and I pulled back, laughing nervously, "U-Uhm, before we continue, wh-where's the bathroom? I realized that I forgot to go." I told her uneasily.

She pouted and said "Okay, just go up stairs all the way down, then to the right. I'll see you in my dorm, room 143." she purred, then gave me one more sloppy kiss, and finally skipped off.

When she left, I tried my best not to puke. I mean, I had no problem with people liking the same sex, not at all, but I was straight! Well... does it make me lesbian if I'm in a guy's body...? Or am I still a girl...? Oh screw it, I need to find my body, I thought, highly frustrated.

I walked up the steps, easily making my way through the dorms quietly, knowing exactly where I needed to go. I had to walk carefully, because Yukio's feet were heavier, and these girls could wake up under a matter of seconds at the slightest noise. I swear, these b¶†¢hes have knifes.

When I reached my room, I reached the handle and tried opening the door, but it wouldn't budge. I then remembered why it was locked, and cursed myself. First time I ever locked the door and this happens. I mean, come on.

I brought a hand up to knock on the door, but I heard it unlock and slide open. I came eye to eye with myself, but the way I stood was different, and my hair was brushed. Who brushes their hair at this time? And I was dressed. Properly. Like, I was in a shirt and pants. Who get's dressed at this time?

I stared at myself, feeling very wired. Well, I bet you'd feel wired if you saw yourself from someone else's view, and were in their body! Who wouldn't?

"Get inside" The person in my body said, sighing and pinching the bridge of their no- Ohhhh, Yukio's in my body...

I walked inside, and Yukio shut the door, turning to me and crossing his-her's arms. He-She faced me, looking very displeased, but not at me, at whatever switched us. I was ticked off too, but the secondary problem was that we had no idea what turned us.

"Kasu, you are in my body, correct?" Yukio finally spoke up in my voice, sounding calm and relaxed.

I nodded slowly, biting my bottom lip. I felt like breaking down crying because I didn't feel comfortable "I... Have a Twinkie. I have one ding and one dong" I whispered, clenching and unclenching my fist.

Yukio rolled my eyes. MY eyes. God, it's just so wired!

"Listen, it might be a big change, but we can find a way around this all. Don't panic, okay? We can tell Mephisto around six o'clock. We'll visit his office and he will tell us what the matter is." he explained, giving me a bored look.

I nodded slowly, and sniffed a bit "W-Will I ever have a vajaja again?" I asked, feeling my eyes watering up.

Yukio groaned and nodded "Yes, yes, we will figure this out. It's never too late to fix things" he explained, and I busted out crying. Yukio sighed, putting his arms around me and rubbing my back "Oh calm down. You've been through worse, Kasu" He explained.

God, this must look stupid. A grown teenage boy, most girls idols, sobbing into the shoulder of a girl much smaller than him.

My eyes widen and I pulled away "H-Hey! Don't I have to go to regular school if we don't change back!" I said in shock, realizing I didn't know s#¶t about Math or Science or Social Studies, or anything! I couldn't remember that last time I even heard the word Math!

Yukio sighed and crossed his/my arms. You know what? Screw it, I'll just interpret him as a guy, just imagine me as a very serious lady, and Yukio... Well, just like me.

"Do you know division at least?" He questioned, and my face fell

"Oh, uhuhmm... F¥¢k plus f¥¢k equals double f¥¢ked" I said, dead serious. I didn't know division, I barely knew how to multiply!

Yukio's face-plamed, growling a bit "I swear... I have to go through the day, maybe the next week, as a demon girl who's too stupid for her own good. And she's in MY body. Juuust great" He groaned, making his tail swish in annoyance.

"It's not easy being me, jack-ass! I need to practice with my guns and find new tricks for Uisce, not to mention I have to find random demons and practice taming them, and after all of that, when I get back to my dorm, I have to study medicine. I'm occupied all day from cram school and training!" I fought back, tightening my fist,"Then I have to hide I'm a demon on top of it all!"

Yukio snorted "Well, I have a job as a teacher and a student. I have to work on homework, then work on grading all of my classes assignments on top of it all. When I'm in your body, I don't need to train at all since that's for you to remember. I, however, have to do my school work and I have to grade and teach the class." he pointed out, rolling his eyes.

I fumed, letting out a loud scoff "Psh! You know what? I've been working hard, and I need every moment I have so I can be a good exorcist! I've been trying to accomplish my goal, and you already ARE and Exorcisss-" I thought about it, and I turned to look around the room, realizing something. Oh god, how didn't I notice at first?!

"Where's Uisce" I said, quickly panicking. Screw me having a penis, this is serious s#¶t! "Oh god, Uisce, where the f¥¢k are you?!" I ran to the bunk bed and climbed up the latter to look across the bed and find no Uisce. There was his dog toy I gave him as a joke and that's all.

Yukio sighed once again and pinched the bridge of his nose "I had to rip his paper in half, when I woke up, he attacked me." He explained "When this is all sorted out, you can summon him back. He seemed to notice that I wasn't you."

I turned to Yukio, raising a brow "How?"

"He was saying,'Where's Kasu' while attacking. If I summon him back, he might attack again." Yukio said, allowing his arms to flop to the side "Well, anyways, we should just get some sleep, okay? That's the least we can do is save our energy." the boy in my body walked to the bottom bunk and uncovered the sheets to get in.

"Okay, uhm, but first" I laughed nervously "I really have to p¶$$ and I don't knowhow to work that thing down there..."


When the morning came around, we quickly had gotten dressed and ran off to Mephisto's office so we could get some information. I actually didn't get dressed, I wore the same thing, and Yukio got a hissy fit because I was wearing Rin's clothes. Too bad for him.

We walked up to his office door, and I just barged in then busted out crying "Meeephissstooo-Oouuttoo!" I yelled, running up to him and latching my arms around his neck after jumping over his desk.

Mephisto chuckled "Hmm, Mr. Okumura, why are you crying and hugging me?" He questioned, pulling away and raising a brow, then looked at Yukio "I expect Kasu to do such a thing, but not you." he said plainly with a playful smirk on his lips

"Oooh, you know what's going on you jerk! I see right through you! Now heeelp uss!" I cried out, sitting on his desk and crossing my arms stubbornly.

Yukio walked up, and put his hands on his hips "Stop crying, you're making me look like an idiot" he said smoothly, then turning his attention back to Mephisto, "So, do you have any clue why exactly we are like this?"

Mephisto grinned "Of course I know why!" He cheered, resting his elbows on the desk after he pulled his chair up. His eyes wandered on both of us "But I apologize, I can't tell you why you're in the states you're in." He explained simply, shrugging as if it was nothing.

My jaw dropped "WHY?!" I shot up, landing my feet on the floor "Why won't you tell us?!" I screamed, turning his rolling chair to face me.

Mephisto shrugged, "It's against the rules. If I tell you, I can get seriously hurt, or worse. This is something you both must solve on your own." he explained out, sitting back and folding his hands into each other.

Yukio stiffened up "What do you mean, exactly?"

"It means that I am not to interfere for the reason of your switch, you two have to work together to get your bodies back." Mephisto sighed, "Now, leave my office. I have work to do. I am a very busy man" He waved his hand at us, and I grumbled under my breath stubbornly. We walked out of his damn office.


"Yukio, I'm scared!" I cried, biting my lip and looking down at him. He was pressuring me to do something I have never dreamed of doing. He knows about me being the... V word... And I wouldn't do what he wanted me to do until I was married!

"Don't be such a baby, you'll do this again someday" he groaned, getting annoyed

"B-but... I'm still... the 'V' word..." I whined, tugging the end of my shirt nervously

"Oh just take that off!" He demanded.

I crossed my arms "No way am I taking it off!" I cried, cheeks becoming red "I'm the 'V' word and I'd very much like to stay the 'V' word!" I huffed.

Yukio glared "And what is the 'V' word?"

"Very scared!" I cried, clenching onto my head. Or, well, Yukio's "I just want to wear this wig, pleease!" I was wearing the wig Yukio used to look like me for halloween, but cut the hairstyle to a more boyish look. I had put it on, and instantly felt more comfortable, but Yukio didn't care.

He reached up and snatched it off my head "Now march to the school right now, young lady. I doubt you can do a terrible job. You can at least get a C+" he pushed me out of my dorm. That b¶†¢h...

(A/N okay, side note, I don't know if cram school comes first, or regular school, so I'm guessing regular school is first)

I'm not kidding you. I was nearly crying when I reached the third period. Social Studies. This was going to be a hard day, and I knew it by the moment I walked into the school, and the girl from hours ago slapped me for ditching her little 'sex plan'.

I sat in the back row, putting my bag down and sinking into my chair awkwardly. All the girls stared admirely at me, finding me vereh vereh sexeh. I know, I have looks that can kill one! Okay, yeah, I'm talking about Yukio, but this is in my head. I'm safe in here.

On top of that, it's not like I'm falling head-over-heels for him. Maybe I'd date Rin or Shima. Yes, Shima.

When the teacher walked in, all the students had stand up under respect, and I tried scrambling up from my seat and fell face first to the floor with a loud 'THUMP'. Of course, everyone heard, and of course, they laughed a giggled. This had happened before, and my nose mostly always ended up in the same situation: screwed the f¥¢k up.

"Mr. Okumura" The teacher raised a brow, and I stood while holding my nose

"Yeah, B¶†¢h?" I asked in English, but as I expected, everyone looked equally amazed and confused. They had no idea what I said, and neither did the teacher.

"Excuse me?" He asked with genuine confusion

"Oh, sorry, just slipped out. May I go to the nurses office?" I asked politely, trying my best not to rip out the guy's left eye. He was annoying the s#¶t out of me, looking so smug with his damn wrinkles. This is another reason why I dropped out.

He seemed to consider it, and sighed "Yes you may." He gave up, then everyone continued saying hello to the teacher as I walked out. I clenched onto my bleeding nose, checking out the hall way. Japanese school were always so cool to me, but of course, I'd never go. This is a nice chance to look around and enjoy where I am, but I didn't care anymore. If there is math, I must be five miles away.

I walked around the school, watching the wall for the word 'Nurse', and surprisingly, it was on the same level as where the classroom was.

I walked in, looking around to find the nurse checking some kids temperature. She turned around to look at me, noticing my nose, then nodding me over to a nearby chair. I took a seat and awkwardly squirmed a bit. I forgot how uncomfortable a chair is in the nurses office.

The nurse finished taking the students temperature, and she then murmured something to the kid. The kid nodded and she looked at me "Alrighty, how did this sucker appear? A fight? Some girl got p¶$$ed at you?" She asked, and I quickly began liking this woman.

She was AWESOME.

I sighed and said "I fell down after trying to get out of my chair" I explained. I used to say it all the time, but it was so foreign in my mouth now. Begh... Well, I was speaking in a different language... I mummered it under my breath in English. Nope. Still the same taste.

She began laughing loudly, turning around once again and walking to the cabinets "Oh, how hilarious is that? I have never heard of that!" She said happily, grabbing a cotton ball and some shiz to clean out my nose.

I suddenly had an excuse to go home, and not go to school!

"It's hard to concentrate..." I whispered, pretending to get sleepy.

The nurse turned to me and frowned "Oh, it must have been how much blood you loss. How far away was your classroom"

"Far enough" I grumbled, lying down and closing my eyes. This was turning out weelllll, then I can go and not learn anything! Woo!

"Do you have anyone who can sign you out?" The nurse frowned, sitting me up so she could clean my nose better. She put some cleaning crap onto the cotton ball and dabbed my nose.

"Huh?" I raised a brow, creaking my eyes open

"Anyone who can take you out of school, we can't let you go by yourself" She explained, giving me a sympathetic look

"Uumm" thinkthinkthinkthinkthinkthi nkthink "M-My girlfriend Kasu! Yeah, she's at her dorm right now, has to work on one of her stories" I smiled weakly, hoping the woman would buy it. There was going to be a big hissy fit with Yukio, and I knew it "I-I can call her" I explained, trying to make sure Yukio wouldn't talk to the nurse so I could explain what was happening.

The nurse pondered for a moment, then let out a sigh "Okay, you can. You have a cell phone on you, correct?" The woman questioned, and I reached into my pocket to pull out my cellphone, and she nodded "Okay, just if you feel dizzy let me talk to her" the nurse headed up to talk to the kid with the fever.

I watched her leave, then quickly went to the name 'Yukio sissy pants'. I had my phone, not Yukio's. He took his back before I could find anything embarrassing. Jerk bit. I pressed the phone up to my ear, and sniffed a bit. I used to smell blood all the time from falling a lot, but I seemed not so clumsy when not in school. I guess it's just being nervous or something...

The ringing stopped and Yukio immediately said "What did you do." and it is an understatement to say he 'said' that. He f¥¢king GROWLED at me. He seemed to growl more and more since he's in my body, I guess it's from being a demon.

Did I growl that much?

"Okay, yeah, I kinda broke my nose... and... Isaidyou'dpickmeupbecauseyou'remygirlfriendandIdon'twannabeinherepleasegetmeout , Yukio" I spoke quickly and quietly.

It was silent.

And silent is not good.

It's baaaaaad.

"...Kasu" he finally spoke up

"Yes...?" I squeaked

"I will pick you up and take you back to your dorm. We will talk about what you did." he whispered, sounding as if he was trying not to yell. He seriously probably was trying to.

"I didn't get into a fight, I swear! I fell down and landed on my face..." My voice got quieter and quieter as I spoke, just generally frightened. Frightened isn't the word. It's f¥¢king-scared-s#¶tless.

Yukio groaned, "Are you kidding me? Can't you at least take care of my body?" He hissed, but didn't wait for an answer. "I'm coming over. Don't screw up your acting" and he hung up on me. That mother little f¥¢ker.

When Yukio entered, the nurse instantly started up a conversation with him. She seemed really glad that Yukio was here, because I have to admit, I did complain a LITTLE.

Yukio looked at me, and it looked as if I was the only one who could tell he had an evil aura around him "Come on, sweetie." he said in a cheery voice, trying to sound happy, but was seething through his teeth.

I tried not to glare, anger boiling up in me. I wish he'd just catch on fire. I stood up, holding my nose "Okay, Honey." I spoke calmly, trying to look tired again. It was my best bet to keep up the act, or the nurse'll keep me in school longer.

That is the last thing I would like.

He dragged me out of the building, hand-in-hand, and I doubt he'd talk to me until we got to the dorms. While walking, I realized how soft my hand was. I mean, it was really soft! And nice! I picked up my hand and rubbed it against my face, grinning at how it felt.

"Ahem" Yukio said, and I looked over at him, "What are you doing?" He asked, raising an eyebrow at me in curiosity.

I smiled and kept rubbing my hand on my face, "My hands are so soft! I never realized how soft they really were before!" I cried happily, enjoying the way it felt against my face. Well, I had Yukio's face and body at the moment, and if you're confused, I was currently grabbing my birth body's hand.

"Yeah." Yukio pulled my hand away, "My body for now, so it's like we were back in our original bodies and you rub my hand against your face" he explained, shoving his hands back into his jean pockets. God, this whole 'his' 'mine' 'her's' 'gods' thing is confusing...

"Well, this sucks... When will we be able to turn back, Yukio?" I cried, shoving my hands into my pockets, looking down at the ground. One day and I already hated being Okumura Yukio. And I had to deal with Rin as Yukio...

"While I have the free time, I'll do research. That's actually what I was doing before you called. Nothing, though..." he sighed, shaking his head.

"Okay... but how about we both wake up around five so we can work together on it. I'll bring your laptop from your room and bring it from the boys dorm to the girls. Just remember to open the door for me, I do NOT want to repeat what happened this night..." I mumbled, rubbing the back of my neck and shivering. It was just WEIRD.

Yukio looked up at me "What happened?"

My lips pressed into a firm line and I looked down at the boy in my body "Well... You see... this girl named Naki. Nao.. something, I threw a rock at her window, thinking it was my dorm and, well, it wasn't... it was her's... when I found out she was a fangirl, I asked her to open the door to the dorms for me, by the way, the only reason I got into your dorms is because I broke in, and so she came down. When she opened the door she... well... let's just say you had your first kiss." I nodded, lips in a firm line of nervousness.

Yukio face-palmed, speeding up ahead of me, and I knew the last thing I wanted to do was upset Yukio more. We just needed to cool off for a bit, because we fight too much. But I'll get him back... I'll get'im... soon, VERY soooon...

When it came to teaching the class, I did a flawless job. I had actually got bored one time when I finished all my training for all my three favorite subjects; Mephisto wasn't going to teach me anything, so I got the text-book I 'borrowed' from the school and read through it within a week. It was fun, and I enjoyed every bit of it.

I guess this is the only thing Yukio and I had in common, and that was on knowledge on knowing about demons. If not, then, of course, I was smarter.

I did flaw out sometimes, and the students would look at me wired when I'd lean on the desk and babble about the demons, then would put my feet up on the desk and chew bubble gum. I just would do Kasu things. But I was Kasu, so it was obvious why I did it.


Three days went by, and everyone began noticing how much time Yukio(Kasu to them)and I(Yukio to them)would spend together, early in the morning, late at night, after classes, before classes, we just spent our free time together. We lied and said I(Yukio to them) was sick with a bad fever that won't break, Yukio(Kasu to them)would go get the work for the day and would work on it while I studied about what was going on with us, but we found nothing!

"Uuugh!" I cried out "I can't find s#¶t! No switcheroo thingies at all! What do we have to do?!" I whined, falling back from sitting criss-cross on the floor with my laptop in my lap. I couldn't help but complain, I was beginning to give up, it was becoming difficult, but I missed being a girl and I didn't always wanna wake up and pee while standing up. I wanna sit down when I p¶$$, goddamnit!

Yukio looked over at me, having papers scattered across the desk I only used for drawing, but he transformed it into a temporary work station "Stop whining like this is all bad, you have to keep looking, there has to be something on it, and you can't give up with things get hard! Stop whining over it!" He glared, tail swiping with frustration.

I continued crying, and played with the pencil in my hand. I had to write all the weapons that looked as if they had something, but for the first time in my life, I have gotten through all the pages that came up when you search something on Google for the first time in my life. And some of the websites were stupid! One was about glue sticks, another about vampires, more about cemeteries, then another one about male organs. Some were porn sites.

God, the internet is waaack.

"Get back to work, search up a different name. Try it in different languages or something" he shrugged, and went back to work

"Well it's not easy!" I snapped "Me no lieky penis!"

Yukio turned to me and said something I'd never guess he'd say; "And me no lieky vagina, but you don't see me crying over it" he smacked me across the head. "Now work!" He turned back around stubbornly, and I grumbled insults under my breath as I grabbed earphones and began listening to music.

God, time for some 'I Hate Everything About You' by Three Days Grace, but forget that 'Why do I love you part', because I promise you, I'd never date a dip s#¶t as Yukio himself.


While leaving cram school and packing up after a long day, Yukio came in and shut the door behind him, sitting down in a chair and sighing, rubbing his temples. "God, so many headaches. Did you bring my medicine?" He looked up with droopy eyes, and I nodded, taking out pills some doctors gave him for bad headaches. I also handed out some water to him.

Yukio popped the pill in his mouth and swallowed it down with water, and I cringed. I have never eaten a pill in my entire life, and it completely disgusted me to think that he could just chug it down so easily. Judge me, I dare you, b¶†¢h... actually, I'm kidding, please stay, my author is desperate.

I took my water bottle back after he handed to me, took a drink, then put it back. Now, we didn't care about sharing drinks. We were drinking our own germs, so what?

"So, ready to go do more useless dumb research?" I asked, rolling my eyes

"It's not dumb, and I feel we're getting close."

"Psh, like if, I doubt porn websites are counted as helpful sites."

"I never said they were."

I scoffed, "I bet you just bookmark them"

"How about you-"

During our heated discussion, the classroom opened and it revealed Ryuji, Rin, and Shima. I looked over at Yukio, and he quickly stood and leaned against the desk, and I stood up straight. I didn't know what they were doing here, and I had a bad feeling about what was coming.

"Uhm" I cleared my throat, "Suguro, Okumura, Shima. What are you doing here?" I asked in a super official tone of teachers.

Rin sighed and crossed his arms. "Well... Nii-san, we, uh, noticed how much you've... changed...? Over the couple of days and how you've... uhmm... I guess... been act-"

"Oh lets' just get to the point" Ryuji stepped forward, "Are you two dating?"

Cue me falling on the floor and laughing my a$$ off "Oh god! Haha! Me? D-Dating that dumb a$$?!" I laughed harder, tears forming in the corners of my eyes, me holding onto my stomach, "No way would I date him! My god!" I pressed the heel on my hand against my eyes, lifting up my glasses so I didn't smudge them.

Yukio, on the other hand, nearly choked, but quickly regained himself.

"'Him'?" Shima echoed, looking over the desk at me

"Nii-san...? Yukio..? What...?" Rin looked at me, looking truly confused at the whole situation while Ryuji darted his eyes from me, then Yukio.

When I calmed down, I let out a 'woop' and slammed my hand on the table. "Yukio, why don't we just tell them? They can help us with searching and stuff" I wiped my eyes again since they got watery again, "I mean, they're already going to be suspicious." I shrugged.

Yukio sighed, and crossed his arms, pinching the bridge of his nose "Knock yourself out, Kasu." he shrugged, giving up then.

All three boys seemed confused, and I told them to gather up "Alright, b¶†¢hes, you're probably thinking 'What the f¥¢k?' Well, I'm going to tell you a story. Once Upon A Time, I went to sleep with a Vajaja then passed out and woke up and had a Penis. The end." I explained and leaned against the table with an accomplished look.

Yukio groaned, "Okay, listen, Kasu is just being stupid. We have been transferred into each others bodies and now have to find a way out. That's why I have not been attending regular school, because Kasu tends to become very clumsy during school and might break a bone in my body. She acts the way she does in class because she was just being her. We've been studying how to get our bodies back." he explained, and I frowned

"Well, I thought my story was amazing, thank you very much." I nodded.

Yukio continued to speak, ignoring me "It happened after Halloween night, so it was something that had taken place that day that caused it. We searched up the cliff we fell down, but everyone who fell was by themselves, and anyone who fell together, died together. Nothing real special, and we've marked the cliff out because nothing important really happened besides falling. We're looking things up in foreign languages now." he lectured.

Everyone stood in front of us with derp faces, and I just broke out in a goofy smile "Wow, you all look like dip s#¶ts!"

"Okay" Ryuji sighed, "Now I know it's Kasu" and there were murmur of agreements among Shima and Rin.

I just broke out into another huge grin. "Hey, so do you wanna help us go to our original forms? I rather not be a Yukio for the rest of my life" I leaned on the desk, looking like a Yukio Cheshire cat.

They instantly agreed, and I nodded, "Good, because I never date morons, you got that? NEVER" I confirmed, pointing a finger at them all

"Yeah, yeah, we have always known that, of course. You remind Shima everyday" Rin jabbed a thumb at Shima, and he just smiled mischievously.

"But the only wired thing is, is that I'm seeing my brother grinning and laughing and it's just... weird!" Rin cried

"Yeah, I understand" Shima said, "Now for hitting on you... well your body with Yukio in it... for the last couple days" he looked at Yukio in my body, "I feel so... weirded out now..." he bit his lip, a slight blush across his cheeks now. "I feel like a dumba$$ now, and a huge one"

I smirked. "Well you're lucky, because I'd kick you in the balls if you continued to mess with me" I said devilishly.

"Oh god, those smiles and smirks and grins on Yukio's face is just... neeghh... And Kasu being all serious is just... uughhn" Rin did his 'superdupercreepedout' face.

Yukio rolled his eyes, "Anyways, how about all of you finish your homework and meet us at the Girl's dorms so we can all gather in Kasu's room so we can all work on finding a way out of this predicament. If you all want to, we can camp out in Kasu's room." Yukio explained, grabbing his bag and slinging it over his shoulders.

Shima was the happiest man at that moment, going on to complete his life goal. Sleep in a girl's room.


"Wow, this is real hard!" Whined Rin, scratching the top of his head like a confused chimp.

I beamed, "I know, right? It's kind of useless that we can't find something!"

Ryuji shrugged, "What if we're looking in the wrong place?" He offered, "That could be a possibility, maybe something in the Exorcist library?"

"Those exist?" I said, completely surprised. They actually have libraries for EXORCIST? That's just weird... really, it is... I mean, it just... the way it seems, is all.

"Of course they do" Yukio spoke up. "It's not like we just go to a public libary and head to the area marked off for 'Exorcist Only'. We need to get our knowledge on demons and such somewhere, so we go to the Exorcist library." He explained, and I sighed

"Okay! Then how about you three just go skilly gaggy and find something on being switch-a-rooed. I would really like if I could get my body back as fast as I can." I shooed them off, and Shima smirked

"You want some alone time with Okumura-Sensei, eh?" He mused mischievously.

I just scoffed. "No, I rather not have a pink haired perv eyeing down my underwear drawer, now go." I pointed a firm finger to the door, and narrowed my eyes.

What's scary to them: Me when I'm mad

What's scarier? Me when I'm in Yukio's body when mad. I look a whole more threatening.

All three of them scrambled up and ran out the door as fast as they could, wanting to get away from both of us, whom were glaring. I guess we were just that scary, which made me feel a little accomplished inside.

I looked back at the screen and began typing away again, continuing to look up more websites in foreign languages. God, this is hard shiz. I mean, I have to go and head to google translate after copying, then paste it down and read it. It was annoying as f¥¢k.


"Yukio, can I take a break?" I asked, looking up at him

"You took one an hour ago." he said dully, eyes locked on the screen. His eyebrows were scrunched up in a confusion of multicolored. I had made him dye his hair everyday because I refuse to stop the MayuNikaSuki tradition.

"But, I mean," I whined "that was a whole hour ago. A whole hour! That's long time, Yukio!" I cried, setting my laptop down and plopping on my bed, "Neh, I'll rest anyways. It's not like I need your permission..." I grumbled the last part, crossing my arm as I took off my glasses and closed my eyes. I found it harder to become comfortable in bed since becoming a boy, which is annoying.

Yukio looked up and glared at me. "Do you want your body or not? You always slack off." he glared, tightening his fist and tail flying behind him in rage

"I do not slack off!" I sat up quickly, "I've been doing most of the work while you work on your damn homework! I've gone through English and Russian, then nothing at all! I've made it half way through Japanese, so I think I deserve some time to rest!" I shouted back, slamming my feet off the bed and into the ground

"Correction: I went through most of the Japanese, and did German and Russian."

"You didn't do s#¶t like that!" I screamed, standing up completely, and he followed in lead. I felt a lot more confident now that I was taller. In your face, Meanie McMean Face.

"Oh yes I did, and I've been the one grading the students work, and doing my homework, and looking up this stuff so we can get back to normal when all you do is complain and ask how much longer!" He fought back, glaring at me intensely

"You don't have to do that s#¶t! You can just be a regular damn teacher and ditch school!"

"What, so I can become a dumb a$$ with and IQ of four?" He hissed, but instantly regretted it by the look on his face. He knew my sorest spot was my lack of intelligence on regular school crap... And used it against me.

My face fell, and neither of us said anything for a long time until I chose to speak the first word. "You have no f¥¢king idea how hard it is for me!" I shrieked, raising a hand up and slapping him in the face. So what he had the body of a girl now? I was still the girl and he was still the boy, and I don't have any f¥¢ks to give, b¶†¢hes.

"I had to deal with my mom yelling at me for screwing up, and had to cook for myself, had to buy crap for my own sake, I did terrible s#¶t for money too! I don't have time for school when I'm working on making money." I explained firmly, and huffed. Turning around, I stormed out of the room with the most p¶$$ed expression I had.

Of course I was ticked, who wouldn't be? If he thinks he can insult me and get away he is sooo f¥¢king wrong. That b¶†¢h is dead out wrong. I was in his body, and honestly, I felt like screwing up some crap. So, what did I do? Went to the boys abandoned dorms, and grab a backpack of Yukio's and grabbed the nearest wallet. I took a hundred bucks out and walked out of the dorm, not wanting to be seen


I stood in front of an abandoned wall that was once plain, but was now a burst of colors. I smiled in triumph, eyes scanning over a silhouette of a child with horns and a tail, suposed to be me, but much younger. She looked nine or eight. Around her were many colors, both depressing and happy which folded out silouettes of my life, by a window, crying in a corner, me facing away from my mom, looking out of a car window, ect.. I had done street art for a long time, but gave up on it because I probably would wind up in jail, and since no one was busting me out of Yukio's body, I could get in as much trouble I wanted. Didn't really effect me, it effected Yukio.

I walked forward and worked on the finishing touches for the painting, smiling with happiness from the familiarity. I always felt proud, not like a criminal when I did this. I was showing off my art, and I was proud of it all.

Yukio's all b¶†¢hy, so screw him. I'll spray paint his face...

"Hey!" Someone yelled, and I quickly turned around on alert, eyes wide. Oh well, had no effect on me if it was a cop, so I quickly put on a poker face

"Yeah?" I said lazily, and my eyes drifted to not a cop, but a teenage boy who looked older than me and Yukio. Older than all my friends, really. He was black hair that was in a mini pony-tail, bangs dyed red. His left ear had a red and black checkered gauge and a heavy black jacket along with silver snake bites. His red shirt read "Avenged-Sevenfold" with red and black checkered skinny jeans and heavy black boots. In all honesty, I dig goth guys, and this guy? He was hot. Judge me, I dare you.

"You made this?" He pointed to the wall, raising a brow.

I nodded, grinning like a mad man.

"That sucks, I wanted this wall" he mumbled, and my eyes widen.

Okay, listen up douches, this is Kasu's lesson time, and one thing you've gotta know when you become a street artist.

DON'T.

STEAL.

A B¶†¢HES.

WALL.

I mean, man you're screwed, people take this s#¶t seriously. You steal a wall, you're getting an a$$ beating. I had to learn this the hard way, seriously, and it is not fun my kitties. Sure, you might had not known, but you'd still get in deep trouble. And the police are not gonna help.

"O-oh, man I'm sorry" I raised my hands up in defense, taking a step back. I didn't find it worth it to defend my art, because I rather get my a$$ beaten than protect my art. Say I'm not committed my art, I could care less.

The guy looked at me and laughed, shaking his head and raising his hands up "No, no man. I'm friendly, not one of those freakish thugs!" He explained, and I instantly calmed down

"Thank Jesus, I would be crying if you weren't. Holy crap, this is one thing I do not miss about street art" I scoffed, shaking my head and running a hand through my hair.

"What?" He raised a brow, "Something you don't miss?"

"Oh, I haven't done street art in a while, maybe three or two years. Started when I was yoooung, being in the wrong crowd and all." I nodded, putting the can down and shoving my hands into my pockets. I sighed, looking over at him "Did I do good? I'm kinda rusty" I said, staring up at the picture.

The goth looked up at the picture and smirked "Yeah, for not doing it in a couple of years, it seems like you haven't done it in a day or two" he looked back over to me and scoffed "I mean, I've been doing this for years and I haven't ever done something this creative... this has to have a meaning, right?" He raised a brow, mimicking me and shoving his hands into his jacket pockets.

I smiled faintly and nodded, "Yeah..." my eyes scraped over the image ."It's about my... friend's life" I'm in Yukio's body, not Kasu's, so might as well be Yukio. I grinned and looked at the goth. "How about you take a knock at it?" I suggested with excitement, nodding the wall.

The boy looked at the art and sighed, "Uhmm... I'm guessing it's a girl, and she grew up alone and neglected, feeling like a monster, or is a monster. She has depression, that's completely obvious, but she's also happier at this moment with where she is, better than home" there was a brief silence, then he laughed, "Did I do good enough?"

I nodded. "Kind of. Pretty much the basics. She had a father, but he died when she was five, and she was in denial for years, just staring out a window. Watching and waiting for her father to return from the army. He never came" My voice became soft, but then I quickly continued. "So, when she finally realized it, her mother and sister didn't even care about her, but her mom occasionally tried to patch up the scars by bringing her into therapy, but she would just give up and ignore my friend again.

"My friend was soon accepted into True Cross Academy, which they stated was for her artistic skills, when in reality was her knowledge. Her mother had traded her in, and it was so cruel to just push her away...

"Well, she went to True Cross and soon discovered more of herself, her past, and still is everyday. She just goes through everyday wondering if she'll find out more, and is actually relived when she doesn't because she never knows if she'll find out something to scare her away, or turns out to be something just terrifying." I kept my eyes glued to the picture that I could just image moving like motion pictures, playing my life moment by in front of me.

"You seem to be close to her..." he spoke up softly.

"I guess you can say that, man... guess you could say that..." We sat in silence, but then loudly cheered, "Okay!" The boy jumped. "I'm going get going, I have s#¶t to do. Thanks for not going crazy on me with the wall." I smiled, raising a hand up and the goth boy slapped it, holding my hand, then doing that bro hug when you pat each other's back and then let go.

I packed my things up, and left him gazing at my wall.


Days passed, and I continued to ignore Yukio, not explaining to anyone why I returned with multi-colored stains all over me with a black backpack, including not speaking of the stolen money I took from Rin's wallet. No one bothered me when I ceased all camping out in my room.

I was on the internet, not caring much about getting my body back anymore. I had my screen name as 'Felix1742' on a TF2, being the best player on the leader boards. Take that, b¶†¢hes.

I did lectures at school, taught, then quickly packed up and ditched before anyone came in to bother me. I would stay huddled in my room all day, only going out to train by myself.

One day I was faced with Yukio at my door, feeling actually happy to see he continued to dye his hair everyday by himself. I didn't want anyone to see my hair color, it was so nasty and ugly. Of course, it looked terrible, but he at least had attempted it. Didn't change the fact I was p¶$$ed beyond Satan's belief.

Just before I was able to slam the door in my pretty face, a speedy hand stopped it, and I hissed in frustration. If I was my demon self, I probably would sound more cooler and bad a$$, but sadly, I was a weak human... sigh, I officially hate being human. I mean, there's nothing wrong with that, I mean, Matthew Gray Gubler and Dr. Phil are both humans and equally sexy (Yes, I just called Dr. Phil hot), so there's nothing wrong with that, I just missed my incredible power and my threatening tail, teeth, and growls.

"Let me talk to you, you can't avoid me forever, Kasu." God, I was so used to being called Felix, it felt weird to be called Kasu. Is that just... stupid? I mean, I honestly forgot my name was Kasu for a bit, don't judge! It's true, man! Call me Krazy Kasu, but that's how I was...

Or should I say, Freakish Felix?

HA HA HA, HO HO HO-

That was so f¥¢king bad.

I scoffed and stepped out of the way so Yukio could come in, then shut the door, flopping down on my bed and crossing my arms while I leaned against the wall. "What the f¥¢k do you want?" I questioned, trying not to seeth at him. It was hard man, harder than bread when it sits outside in the sun for a week. Bad, just... bad. I should cry at how bad I'm sucking at these jokes.

Please, shoot me.

"I want to calm you down and get you to forgive me, it's something that slipped from my tongue! You can't be mad at something so stupid!" He explained, pinching the bridge of his nose.

"Psh, b¶†¢h, watch me." I looked away from him, shoving my nose in the air like a huge snooty b¶†¢h who proved some kid wrong in a lipstick competition.

Oh donkey f¥¢k, screw it! I'm not making anymore jokes until I'm in my own body!

"What do you want me to do, Kasu?! Let you shoot me to death? Quite frankly, that's out of the options, and you need to stop being a damn child!" He pretty much ordered, fist tightening in anger.

I looked up and his and shrieked "And you need to stop being a damn a$$hole! You need to realize slips of the tongues are not always easy ignored. If it slipped from your tongue that you intensely loved or hate me, I won't say 'Oh, okay, I'll ignore it because slips of the tongue mean nothing'. They do mea-" just as I sat up and stood, I slammed my head on the wooden bar above the bunk bed, yelping in pain when I made hard contact against the surface.

Welp.

"Are you okay?" Yukio instantly became concerned, but I quickly manned up.

"I'm fine, forget it!" I shook my head, eyes watering slightly

"It's bleeding, you' re not fine. Sit down." he pushed me on the bed forcibly, then walked to my desk and searched through the drawers for the med kit. I always had it nearby just in case of little attacks or something. He took it out and sat next to me, taking the disinfecting spray and spraying against my forehead, then getting a cotton ball and dabbing it against my forehead.

We sat silently, him just dabbing away and then putting a band-aid on. I smirked faintly, then finally said, "You seriously are the woman in this relationship" I snorted, realizing how caring he could be sometimes and how clumsy and scratch filled I'd get at times. Sure, there were times that I was the woman and he was the man, but I've noticed how many times he was the woman and I was the man. It was funny.

When he finished putting the band-aid, he sat back and put the med-kit aside. "Kasu, I care for you like a brother, and I don't want you to be mad at me forever. I love just you to be you, even if there is intense fighting. No matter what, I will love and care for you and Rin both. You're my family now." He explained, and my heart melted.

Holy crap, Yukio Okumura was getting all plushy. YUKIO OKUMURA. YUKIO OKUMURA! Oh well, enjoy the moment, right?

I laid my head on his shoulder and closed my eyes "Good, because I need a f¥¢king girly pillow right now, got it?" I said grumpy, and Yukio groaned.

"You are going to be the death of me, MayuNikaSuki Johnson"

"Not if I die first, b¶†¢h." I giggled, feeling more brighter. I closed my eyes and imagined myself as me, and him as him. Yep, we would look so f¥¢king amazing.

I sighed deeply and finally spoke up. "Usually, I would have dropped out of Cram School after the first day... I always give up when I don't see the purpose of it. I mean, I didn't find a purpose in continuing to go to this school within the first day since I was learning things about demons I already knew. I always assumed that I'd grow up to be a homeless woman who just died in a cardboard box, and no one would care... I'd be the nameless woman who died in a urine and crap filled box from starvation and dehydration..." I explained, getting more comfortable and placing my head into Yukio's lap.

"But then, I got to know you all. Rin, Shiemi, Izumo, Shima, Ryuji, Koneko, Mephisto... you all became my friends... well, not exactly Izumo, she's still a b¶†¢h," I snorted "but... You all were so nice. It may seem cliché, but you guys were the only ones who accepted me for... me. You didn't try to get in a fight with me, you didn't steal money from me, you didn't try to make fun of me. You all cared for my well-being, and I love that." I opened my eyes, and it was like I saw Yukio's actually face for a moment, but then it went back to looking at my own, "You all are the reason I'm still here at this moment, and this may sound jacked up, but I'm glad that your father died, because if he didn't, we' d never meet." I grinned.

Yukio gave the smallest smile, and chuckled slightly "That did sound a bit cruel"

"Hey! It wasn't on purpose!" I laughed, putting a hand over my mouth with a huge grin.


I groaned, slamming my head against the pillow. I was checking out one of the books about cemetary's for some demon project s#¶t Yukio had to teach, and it was about back in the olden times for being an Exorcist. Some things were interesting, but others were boring.

Yukio sat on the other side of the room, Ryuji sitting at my desk, Rin lying on the floor, and Shima on the top bunk.

I turned the page, reaching a picture that showed a stone slab, reading something I didn't understand in Mandarin. I grabbed out my phone and went to my Word Lens App. I held it up to the text and it read out 'Soul Transfer', quickly catching my attention. I turned off the screen and tossed my phone to the side, reading through the Japanese text.

'This stone was used to teach Exorcist who were paired in teams lessons on how to work together, transferring their soul into their counterpart's body. It would be Male to a Female body, while Female to a Male body, or the transaction would not work. It earlier years, it was used as punishment of criminals, as they would be transferred into an animal of sort, then tortured.

'The later in the years, they moved into grave yards, and not many may remain today.'

I quickly shot up and screamed, "I found it, I found it!" I shrieked, jumping up and down. "Holy crap thank you crappy cemetaries, I f¥¢king love you!" I screamed, and everyone instantly surrounded me. I repeated what it had said, then continued onto the last paragraph on the subject.

"'The reason the exorcist didn't trade bodies immediately so they got prepared to change before passing out. The way the Exorcist would get to their original bodies, they'd have to say three positive things to one another while both of their hands were on the stone slab. They would have their souls returned to their bodies immediately!" I squealed, barely holding in my excitement

Yukio held his hands up. "Calm down, Kasu! We still don't know if what's down the cliff was once a grave, we have to ask Mephisto still!"


Turns out that it was cemetary. A land slide caused it to get buried under and from being worn out over the years, dirt fell more and more, then the stone slab was revealed more and more. It seemed us fighting had triggered it to switch us.


We ever-so-carefully went down the cliff with everyone above watching us go down. Yukio decided to walk down carefully, while I went down on my stomach. I was finally living my dream. I was a penguin. Of course, Yukio said if I continued to squeal, he'd push me down, and I stopped. God, that boy is soooo cruel...

We made it down all the way and we both put our hands on the stone slab. I looked up at Yukio and sighed "Three compliments, you go first" I nodded to him, and he nodded back

"Uhm... You have very colorful hair..." he pointed to the head of hair, "You're incredibly funny..." he smirked, and I had to admit. That shiz was true. "And you're just... very unique" he finished, then motioned to me.

I began thinking and finally came up with three things "You're super über smart, smarter than me in pretty much every subject," I laughed a bit "you're just so serious, but can be so nice and caring, looking out for your brother and friends..." I smiled softly, then looked up at him with a huge grin, "And you're incredibly sexy!" I cheered.

Yukio's face became entirely red, and his eyes widen "W-What?!"

Before that conversation went on longer, I suddenly had a yanking feeling, and my vision was completely white for that moment in time. I heard nothing, felt nothing, smelt nothing, just... nothing. It was scary, but all my senses came back and I was staring right at Yukio's face. I quickly brought my hands up to my chest and squeezed, feeling boobs. My hands went up to my mouth, and I felt abnormal sharp teeth. My ears also were pointed, and I squealed in excitement, feeling my tail under my shirt. I latched my arms around Yukio's neck and screamed in joy "It worked!"

"I'm aware, Kasu! Now stop suffocating me!" Yukio screamed, spinning in a circle in attempt to get me off.

When we climbed back up, I quickly latched my arms around Rin, Shima, and Ryuji in glee, screaming at the top of my lungs, "My vagina's back!"


When I got back to my dorm, I quickly grabbed the summoning paper and summoned Uisce, feeling eager to see my protective familiar again. I summoned him as fast as I could, opening my eyes quickly to see the dragon demon in front of me, and screaming once again, despite my raw throat

"Uisce, oh god, Uisce I missed you!" I cried, quickly grabbing my familiar and bringing him into a death hug "I missed not being able to talk to you or anything! My god I felt like crying when I learned Yukio ripped the seal! Why did you attack him?!" I held him back, staring at the demon in the eyes.

The demon watched me, and if he was in his human form, he'd be grinning like a madman "Well, when we were around the cliff, I felt uneasy by the whole thing, and when you both came back up, you didn't feel like you. It was like you were on the edge of leaving your body. When I woke up the next morning, I sensed someone else below the bed, and began attacking. You weren't in the body, and I couldn't find out who it was since you and whoever it was, your senses were mixed, so I attacked" he finished, sighing deeply "But, it's nice to see you as you" he said happily.

I grinned "And it's nice to see you too, bud" I hugged him again, then said "The person who was in my body was actually Yukio"

"Oops, tell him I'm sorry"


Yeah, end of the Halloween Special 2012! Hope you kitties enjoyed it!