A/N: Hey! Sorry it has taken me a while to get this up, but I did get it up earlier then I originally thought. And im sure your going to want to know why I skipped a year….so ill tell u once you have read it! There are hints though… Enjoy =)

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Edward's POV: 1 year later…..

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I was sitting on the couch when Rosalie came in, whilst grabbing Emmett by the ear. Stupid moron……. Rosalie thought. Jasper is going to die…. Ooooo is that a cookie? God Emmett was stupid at times.

I turned my attention to Rose, who looked really angry. "What did he do now? From what iv heard, Jasper is involved."

Apparently from the expression on Rosalie's face, she didn't know Jasper was fully involved. "That little weasel!" she yelled. "Jasper Hale! Get your ass down here NOW!!!"

I heard Jasper laughing from upstairs, though it wasn't from what Rosalie had said. It seems my family were becoming sex addicts. Fantastic. "I think Jasper is a little pre-occupied…." Emmett laughed, causing his angry wife, to slap him over the head.

That's when Esme came down. "Emmett, sit down now!" she yelled. Its been a probably a year since I have heard her yell like that. Luckily after that one incident, everything had gone back to normal.

For some reason Emmett was now on the floor. "Thank you Rose." My mother mumbled. She smiled in my direction, though her thoughts were still very angry at Jasper and Emmett.

"I want everyone down here now!" and everyone did as they were told, we followed Esme into the dining room, and gestured for us to sit. Once everyone had sat, Esme talked. "Rosalie, would you please share what your husband and brother did." Of course Rose was more than happy to help. Stupid morons. she thought. But before she could speak, Emmett laughed. "Oh my fucking god! Jasper has sex hair!" God, he was a moron. His words made Rosalie slap him over the head. "Damn it Rosalie! Could you stop doing that?!"He gave Rose a pathetic glare. "If you stop being such an idiot!"

"Emmett said he wanted to see me in a vampire costume, you know for role-play…. Anyway, he said it was a complete turn on so I did what he wanted. Once I did, Emmett took a photo and ran away. Then I find out Jasper dared him to do it.." Rosalie flashed Jasper a glare. "and that Emmett put the photo on myspace!" she yelled the last part loudly. That only caused Jasper and Em to laugh.

Carlisle buried his head into his hands, Alice pinched the bridge of her nose and Esme tried to talk calmly. "From what happened last year, I gave you all a warning. Do it again - anything remotely like it - and we all go to therapy again! (Hint hint) Thanks to your idiotic brothers, that's exactly what were going to do." Everyone glared at Esme, even - to my surprise - Carlisle did. Then the yelling began. "You have got to be kidding!" Jazz yelled, "Yes Esme, did you forget what happened last time?" Carlisle said. "I don't care for your excuses. Were all going to therapy" Esme turned to me then, "that includes Bella, Edward. You'll have to tell her when she gets back from Charlie's." Lucky Bella…. She didn't have to be here and deal with all of this. I wasn't looking forward to telling her, defiantly not after what happened last time. We were all silent for a long time, everyone was deep in thought. I left once it all became too much.

The next day…..

Bella arrived in the early hours of the morning. I ran up to her and hugged her tightly. "Welcome home, love." I whispered in her ear. "I missed you." she said as she kissed my neck. "And I you." I heard jasper and Emmett approach us, Em had missed Bella a lot. They were like two peas in a pod. I let go of Bella because Emmett was tugging on my arm to let go of her, he was pouting like a 6yr old. I was pretty sure Bella wouldn't be so happy to see them later….

After Bella said hello to everyone, we went back to our cottage. Now I had to tell her about or family therapy session.

"Errm, Bella. Jasper and Emmett broke Esme's rules again…" I whispered, afraid of the reaction I would get when I finally said the words. "so we all have to go to a family therapy session." Bella turned around and she stared at me. "Are you kidding me? There is no way in hell im going to therapy! Did you forget what happened last time?" she yelled. It was quite funny to see Bella angry, since she rarely was. It was even more amusing that she was yelling at me, something she never did. "Of course I haven't forgot. But Esme isn't going to drop this." We sat there staring at each other for a while, until Bella finally got up and sat on my lap. She wrapped her arms around my neck and said, "Im sorry I yelled at you, Its not your fault your brothers are incredibly stupid. It just that I don't want Emmett to bite me again." Stupid Emmett. "When are we going?" I sighed, "9am…today." Bella groaned, "Great…"

9am - outside the therapist's office

"I cant believe your making us do this." Alice mumbled to Esme and Carlisle. "He's the best physiologist in Seattle." Carlisle said. We decided to go to Seattle instead of seeing a therapist in Forks. Then Dr Palmer opened his office door and invited us in. Let this nightmare begin. Alice thought.

Once everyone had sat down, Dr Palmer spoke. "Hello everyone. First of I want to go around in a circle and discuss any problems you have with one another. Let's see, why don't you got first Edward?" Great….. I was bout to speak, when I had a wave of hate come over me.

"Well Esme, lets just say the real reason your so happy in the morning is not because you have such great children." I said, glowering at her.

Emmett burst out laughing, then screamed "Carlisle and Esme doing something naughty in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G!

First comes jumping off cliffs, then comes being turned painfully over the course of three days! Then comes your son reading your mind when your thinking naughty things!"

"Wow Emmett. Your quite the song writer." Esme said, sourly. Oh dear god. What did I just say? That's when all the yelling started. "Emmett's such a horny wanker all the time!" Alice screamed "At least I don't have loud sex!" Em yelled, who was now dancing. "Jasper keeps making me lust after Edward!" Bella yelled. Then we heard a bang.

Emmett had fallen over and hit the therapist on the head. "EMMETT! You could have killed him!" Carlisle yelled. He went over to exanimate the damage. Em had also taken a chuck out of the wall. "Luckily, its just a concussion. He wont be able to remember any of this, thank god." Carlisle said, calmly. "Err yeah.. that's what I meant to do…" Emmett mumbled. We all turned to Esme, "You will never make us come to therapy again." Alice warned. Thank god it was over. WAIT! didn't Jasper change my emotions to say that? Yes he did. I turned to him and lunged at him. We started rolling around, hitting each other, when I heard Emmett yell "Fuck, Bells! That hurt!" I saw him holding up his arm, where Bella had bit him. "What can I say, payback's a bitch." she said smugly.

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Thanks for reading!

First of all, the reason I did it a year later: I was having trouble coming up with idea's and I started thinking that I would have to end the story, something I really didn't want to do. As you can tell I have said things in the story that give you hints of what happened. Doing so it has given me more idea's, so that I can continue this story.

Second: I have had a few PM's saying that this story should be rated 'M' not 'T' in my opinion this story is fine in 'T'….. but I want to know what you guys think?

Third: In 2 weeks I have school holidays again…. Meaning im hoping to update 3 times a week! J

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