Hi guy's it's you know who with a new interview! I might start using that rhyme. Anyway, I'll probably be uploading this chapter sooner than the last one. As you may have read in the last chapter the X-men will be watching(drum roll please) THE X-MEN MOVIES! As an interview I'm here with the laser launcher, himself Scott!
Scott: Laser launcher?
Me: You're lucky I gave you an intro at all. So how do you feel about being in my interview dimension?
Scott: A little nervous, thankfully Jean warned me about this place.
Me: Doesn't surprise me, I interviewed her last time. So how does it feel to be an interviewee?
Scott: Well, kinda good, I'm glad that the X-men are popular enough to be interviewed.
Me: Okay, here's a little personal question, how does it feel to always see red and to always have to wear sunglasses unless your eyes are closed.
Scott: Well if you've had to do that for like your whole life you'd be used to it. If you're not then it wouldn't be a good feeling knowing that you had to always where sunglasses when you wanted to see things unless you wanted to hurt people.
Me: Well that's all the question's for now, we'll be back after the story. (By the way, I never told you this but right now I'm in Jamaica. I'm enjoying the island life,(kinda).)
Camile wearily walked through the hallways of the institute to the living room. For some reason Jean had sent a telepathic message to her saying that something big was going on.
"I don't understand what kind of event could be so important that they had to wake me up early," Camile thought to herself.
She would prank them all later, but for now, it was time to investigate. As Camile finally reached the living room she gasped and stopped in her tracks.
The X-men and the brotherhood were all grouped up sitting somewhere in the room whether it was the floor, couch, or a table. Some were just standing against a wall.
"Wow, this is big!" Camile thought.
She found a seat in between Jamie and Bobby and sat down.
"What's going on?" She asked quietly nudging Jamie with her elbow.
Jamie in response shrugged. She asked Bobby.
"I don't know, I think we're watching that movie Forge bought back from the helicarrier," he replied.
"That would explain the large crowd," Camile thought to herself. She still didn't understand why the brotherhood was there ,though.
She looked over at Kurt and Kitty and the couch, then at Lance. Lance was all the way at the side of the room, probably trying to be as far away from Kurt as possible. Camile's nose caught an horrid scent. She sniffed the air and found the Todd was sitting awkwardly behind her between Jean and Jubilee. Camile didn't say anything to him, she didn't want to start anything in case it started a brawl in the mansion.
Camile looked around. The room was completely packed.
"This movie better be good," she thought.
After a while of waiting the movie started. So far it was going good. The fight scene between Logan and Sabertooth was an exciting fight. Camile made it her goal to count all the X-men, and brotherhood members. So far she thought she was doing a good job.
The movie was going good until they saw Mystique. Kurt screamed something in German and fainted.
"What did he say?" Jamie asked Camile.
"Something about seeing his mother naked," she replied.
After continuing the movie things went more smoothly. There was the cry of people in the audience when they saw their character, and the teasing when there was romantic moments between Rouge and Bobby. Camile couldn't imagine the happy thoughts Logan was thinking when he saw Sabertooth get locked up by Magneto. When the death of Senator Kelly was shown, she couldn't help but wonder what the others were thinking.
The movie was great and hilarious so far. She looked over at Kurt. The elf had finally woken up when he saw Mystique again. His eyes widened and he passed out again.
The movie went to a scene with Storm and Toad with his tongue wrapped around the railing.
"Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else, it dies," Storm said striking toad with lightning.
Bobby burst out laughing. He fell forward holding his sides.
"What!? They killed me!?" Todd yelled looking nervously at Ororo.
"Yo man that's messed up!" Camile herself giggled a bit.
"That had to be one of the worst movie lines ever, yet it's hilarious!" She thought.
Toad traded spots with Jubilee and scooted over trying to get far away from Ororo. Camile herself was kind of glad Todd had moved due to his stench. The movie continued to the scene where Wolverine defeated Sabertooth. Camile could just imagine the thoughts Logan was thinking. Maybe they were good ones. Soon the movie ended and another one was put in.
(I am so sorry if I missed any really good scenes! Its been like a year or two since I actually watched this movie. My memory of it is a little shaky. X2 will probably be better)
At first Camile was confused at the fact that the movie began in the white house. She saw someone strange and tried guessing who it was.
Luckily there was the glimpse of a blue spaded tail. Kurt, who had finally woken up, looked at the screen and sat up instantly. He was on the edge of his seat trying to see every move he did. Everyone in the audience seemed impressed at the fact that Kurt had just blown past the White house's entire security system. Kurt was grinning like an idiot until he saw himself pounce on the president.
"Mein gott! They made me evil!" He exclaimed.
"I think you beating up, like, every security guard in sight was a dead give away," Kitty said.
The movie Kurt took hold of a dagger next to him and was about to stab the president when the sound of a gunshot was heard. The movie Kurt gasped as a bullet hit his shoulder and teleported away.
"Ouch, that had to hurt," Kurt said as he nervously rubbed his left shoulder.
The comment sent everyone into fits of laughter. "Hey! Vhat's so funny!? I just got shot!" Kurt yelled.
"You didn't hear me complaining when I got killed!" Toad yelled.
"Good point," Kurt replied and sat back down.
Camile watched as the movie went to what looked like a snowy forest. It showed Logan walking through the snow. He sniffed the air and walked into what looked like ruins of a building. He looked around and saw a white wolf infront of him. Instead of attacking, the wolf simply walked away.
The movie went through a transition into a museum which showed Storm talking to a group of kids. Camile saw a kid smile at a girl licking her ice cream. The girl simply stuck her tongue out.
"That, was rude," Camile thought to herself, but then smiled as she saw the boy repeat this action, except he had a big forked purple tongue.
The movie then went to focus on Jean and Scott greeting each other with smiles. Jean looked around, and heard the thoughts of other people. She started looking from people to people as the thoughts began to get louder.
"Hey Jean, didn't you go through this once?" Camile thought sending a mental message to Jean.
"Yes, and I would rather not talk about it," Jean replied mentally.
"Noted,"
"Hey I can see myself again!" Bobby yelled.
Camile looked back at the screen, and it did indeed show Bobby, with a few other boys. The boy closest to Bobby moved his hand and the kid next to him smoking caught fire as his cigarette burst.
"That must of been Pyro, he looks so different without his costume," Camile thought to herself.
Bobby instinctively pushed Pyro out of the way and put the fire out with ice. The kid was shocked and instantly froze. along with almost everybody else in the museum. A man in a wheelchair rolled through a crowd of people.
"The professor has returned!"
Sorry to end it like this guys. I didn't plan for it to be this long. Well, at least we have Cyclops here.
Scott: Thanks.
Me: Now back to questions.
Me: Hmm...
Scott: I'm waiting...
Me: Give me time to think. Okay, uh, what kind of movies do you and Jean enjoy watching?
Scott: Really? That's the question?
Me: I could always just end the interview...
Scott: Fine, well Jean loves chick flicks obviously, and I enjoy movies with comedy and action. Sometimes I make sacrifices and watch movies that Jean like even though I hate them. Just don't tell Jean I said that.
Me: Okay, You do realize that this is an interview that's going to be posted on the internet right? I'm going to start needing you guys to suggest questions to ask my interviewees. Think you can do that?
Scott: I get kind of creeped out when I see you talk to that wall.
Me: Yeah, and everyone else gets creeped out when you and Jean leave and go into your room for alone time.
Scott: Ouch.
