Ellie: Before we begin, I will put myself through a horrible punishment for the EXTREMELY late update. Pleakley, press the button…
Pleakley: Are you sure-?
Ellie: Press it!
Pleakley: Okay, okay… (presses F6 on the laptop)
(Nothing happens)
Ellie: Oh, come on! I worked on that for- (ground opens underneath her and she falls into a river with crocodiles and piranhas) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Red: Is she staying down there for the whole episode?
Pleakley: Yep. She wanted to
Red: Yes!
Pleakley: So I'm going to be in charge
Red: Crap…
Pleakley: I'm not that bad! Anyway, Gaz is our guest this episode!
Gaz: Urgh... (takes out Game Slave 3 and plays on it)
Pleakley: Won't that distract you?
Gaz: Shut up or you'll be sorry. Very sorry...
Pleakley: Right, um... so, the first question we have is from TimIsaFunSucker
Hi, Gaz! You are awesome, and kinda remind me of my best friend, Meghan! Do you like Zim?
Gaz: Zim's voice is annoying and he's stupid, but he's better than Dib in the sense that he doesn't follow me around. Well, most of the time, anyway
Pleakley:
Cuz I think you guys would make a good couple!
Gaz: No. We wouldn't. Not in the whole universe's lifetime would I go out with him. Or anyone. I hate all mankind and all aliens, especially those retarded Irkens
Tak: Excuse me?
Gaz: That's right, I'm talking about your species you over-dramatic whiner
Pleakley:
(You both hate Dib...)
Gaz: Yes, but for different reasons
Pleakley:
Also, is purple your favorite color? Because you seem to wear it a lot. Byee! ^-^
Gaz: Colours sicken me
Pleakley: So you don't like purple?
Gaz: It's the colour I hate the least
Pleakley: Uh... okay... um, we have a question and a dare from xinvaderxrandomnessx
Whew- Am i LUCKY lard nar isn't tallest anymore, y'now, before the question anyway, Still hate gaz and lard nar and sizz-lorr. I'm feeling very mad at gir right now, too. Why? i just learned that some morons watch !Z only for gir. Red and pur are MUCH HOTTER!
Red: Yes, we are. But I'm the hottest
Purple: No you're not!
Red: Don't be silly, Purple, you're purple! Red's a way more hotter colour. Plus, my voice's sexier
Purple: Oh yeah?
Pleakley: Guys, guys, stop fighting!
Purple: He started it!
Red: Shut up! You're just a sore loser!
Gaz: Pleakley, just do the same thing with them that you did with Ellie
Pleakley: But I don't know if I'm really allowed to…
Gaz: Do it, or we'll never get to the other questions
Pleakley: Urgh… alright… (presses F6)
(Ground opens beneath them but they hover in the air)
Purple: Hah! We got hovering Tallest uniforms! Suck it!
Pleakley: I'd prefer not to O.o
(There's an awkward silence that lasts for 10 seconds)
Pleakley: Uh… (clears throat)
Also, question for gaz and dare for gir- Gaz, Wich do you think is better, Nintendo, Xbox, playstaiton, or Game Slave? If you hate nintendo, I'll tell nny to kill u in another one of these questionnaire-things
Gaz: Game Slave
Pleakley: What's your second favourite?
Gaz: Meh… I guess Play Station…
Pleakley: Okay, cool…
Gir, Break all gaz's games so she kills u.
GIR: OKAY!
Gaz: Oh no you don't (GIR disappears)
Pleakley: …Where is he?
Gaz: Don't worry, I haven't killed him… yet…
Pleakley: Um… that's good… I guess…
Bye! Ps- Zim and dib must team up to fight Sizz-lorr, (Btw i asked why it sounded LIKE sizzors)Lard Nar, (Red and pur can touture him as much as they want after this, if u let them) and a GIANT BALONEY SIR UNIT! (this one = my boredom in waiting for this cpt.) Ok, bye for real! YAY FOR IRK!
Zim: US?
Dib: TEAM UP?
Zim: NEVER!
Red: But I like the torturing Lard Nar thing. Can we do that? Please?
Lard Nar: No! No, no, no, no, no!
Pleakley: Um… I think that's a bit mean…
Purple: Welcome to the Invader Zim world!
Pleakley: I don't think you should really-
Red: Oh, screw you! We're the Tallest!
Pleakley: Actually, Miss Bitters-
Red: (gets out plasma gun and points at Lard Nar) You better run, b*tch
Lard Nar: AHHH! (runs away with Red hovering behind and shooting at him with the gun)
Purple: I'm going with them… (goes after Lard Nar and Red)
Pleakley: Oh no, Ellie's going to kill me D:
Gaz: Forget about it. Ask me the next question
Pleakley: We have some questions from Sienna1997
Hey guys! I'm back! I've got a few questions for Gaz:
1) Is your real name Gazlene? I read it somewhere and I wanted to double check.
Gaz: No, my name's short for Gazoline, not Gazlene. Blame it on my dad, he's creative in an uncreative way
Pleakley: Creative in an Uncreative way? That… doesn't really make sense
Gaz: That's your problem
Pleakley: …Anyway…
2) What would be your ideal best friend?
Gaz: Someone who never talks and does whatever I tell him or her to do
Pleakley:
3) Would a girl with black hair, orange eyes and a hatred for Dib and Zim work?
Gaz: If she did the two things I stated, sure
Pleakley:
4) What would your prom dress look like? You have to wear one.
Gaz: I'm not thinking about that now… but it would be something dark that I'd dig up from somewhere in a bankrupt shop. And I'd wear my skull necklace
Pleakley:
5) When's your birthday?
Gaz: 2nd of August
Pleakley: Really? Cool
6) Do you have any other game system besides the GS1 and 2? 'Cause I have 30 issues of a magazine for Nintendo games. You can borrow them.
Gaz: I got GS3 form when I was the Tallest, PS1, PS2, PS3, PSP, Xbox and Nintendo. And you can send the magazines to me if you want
Pleakley:
7) WHERE DO YOU GET YOUR HAIR DONE? It's so awesome. :3 By the way, Dib's hair is less awesome than your's. Not by much though.
Gaz: It's natural
Pleakley: Does cool hair run in the family?
Gaz: Yes
Pleakley: Lucky…
Gaz: You're bald, why do you care?
Pleakley: Well, an alien can dream, can't he?
Gaz: …
Pleakley:
8) How long does it take you to make one of your security dolls? I want some to keep my sister out of my room.
Gaz: About two hours per toy, and you should try and make some, they really do work like a charm
Pleakley:
Also, I have a few things to say.
Lard Nar: (Runs on stage and hides behind Pleakley) Don't tell them I'm here…
Pleakley: Okay… and that was good timing, we've got a message for you
Lard Nar: You shouldn't be hated. You're awesome. Really you are! You're my favourite character on the show. :3 I love the horns and the goggles and the jumpsuit. I could go on all day about how awesome you are. If you want more praise call me!
Lard Nar: Why, thanks!
Red: THERE HE IS!
Lard Nar: CRAP! (runs away with Red and Purple shooting plasma bullets at him, both of them yelling insults)
Pleakley:
Skoodge: You sing opera? You'd look so adorable singing. :3 I want your album.
Wow I wrote a lot. BYEEE! I'LL BE BACK!
Skoodge: At least someone appreciates me
Pleakley: Okay, next is The ALMIGHTY Invader Zim
Gaz: Whats with your boxy hair?
Gaz: You wish you had hair like mine
Pleakley:
2) How did you get so obsessed with videogames?
Gaz: It's like hormones, it came naturally
Pleakley: This episode is getting a bit sick…
Gaz: You are in charge
Pleakley: And that's why I'm going to get fired at this rate
3)whats with the scary necklace?
Gaz: It fits in with my style
Pleakley:
4) Why are you so scary? WHYYYY?
Gaz: I was born that way and it's very useful at times…
Pleakley:
5) Im gonna run away again, kay? (runs away... again)
Gaz: …okay…
Pleakley: Invatercat's next…
lol red you can't kill me =] and...thx sizz-lorr I will go and check it out oh and ifyou cant figure it out I'M GOING TO USE ONE ON RED so your in troble...}=]
to gaz: your meh hero your awesome and should be queen
Gaz: I think so too… (evil smile)
I like your skull neklice. random Q: have you seen zombieland If so, whatsyour opinion ( I love it) (disappears)
Gaz: Yeah, it was good… but I like movies about demons and crazy serial killers more
Pleakley: Iggins has a message for you Gaz…
Gaz: Bring it
Pleakley:
HA! And now -throws justin beiber at head- die gazlene!
(Justin Biber vaporizes in mid-air before it hits her)
Pleakley:
And your a girl? coulda foold me -realizes gaz is next to me- **!
Gaz: Re-used and old insults won't work on me, Iggins. I'm not wasting my time with you unless you can come up with something better
Pleakley:
Shut the *** up tickle-me-emo (not a typo) -throws jonny the homicidal maniac at gazlene- fight him! unless your sca-a-a-red.
Pleakley: I'm sorry, but there's no violence allowed…
Gaz: That's just another way of you saying that Ellie doesn't want to type in a huge fight scene
Pleakley: Yeah, pretty much… next we have Ebony3111
Gaz... you're scary. You scare me, and everyone else on the show.
1)Do you care AT ALL about anything except your games?
Gaz: Soda, pizza, pigs and myself are the three other things I care about
Pleakley:
2)How much time do you spend on your own?
Gaz: Barely any, since, if Dib's not following Zim, he's following me
3) RANDOM Q! If you had a nickel for every stupid thing your brother said, how rich would you be?
Gaz: Every word that comes out of his mouth is stupid, and he talks a lot, so I'd be the richest of all beings in this galaxy
Pleakley: We've got some questions from Invader Zak
Hey, this comment and question is for Gaz. First of all Gaz you are not scary at all and you could never and I mean never be able to scare, intimidate, or freak me out.
Gaz: Oh, I doubt…
You probably guessing what is worse then you, well I'll tell you with 3 letters and three words. The I.E.C./ The Irken Elite Commandos.
Gaz: That wasn't too scary. I thought it would be something to do with Hell or something
Pleakley:
Now for the question were you born bad or was it an event that made you bad? {Invader Zak signing off. P.S Say hi to my brother for me Ellie}
Gaz: I think I'm only evil because Dib pissed me off so much
Pleakley: There's another message from Invader Zak, but not for you, Gaz
A Question for the author, is it okay if I send my Rebel soldiers in and eiter make the Tallest POWs or KIAs. If you say no then I will still send my forces in to get the Tallest into custody and when we do I will reform the Irken society into the I.R./ Irken Republic. And Zim if you try to stop us I will promise not to use lethel force on you.
Pleakley: Uh… let's just keep everything the same for now… since Red hasn't had his turn and everything (noises are heard that sound like someone's breaking into the Hall) Don't take them though! Someone put on the fan-force-field! (noises silence) Phew…
Gaz: You have a fan-force-field?
Pleakley: Yeah… um… next is Invader NAV
I AM HUMAN! Phew! Anyway, since Dib is my favorite character, I will talk to him first.
Dib: *hugs, kisses on cheek* you are amazingly cute, funny, and smart! I am just as interested in the paranormal! My friends and I are going to the cemetary on Halloween to look for ghosts, and you're welcomed to come if the author will let you! *kisses again* how are you so unbelievebly sexy?
Dib: Thanks! And I'll come next Halloween, since we've missed this one!
Zim: How can Invader NAV worship the Dib-Human? How can it be anyone's favourite?
Dib: I'm not an 'it' Zim! You probably are, though…
Pleakley: Guys, enough insulting
Dib: I meant the 'it' thing as a biological prediction, not an insult
Pleakley: Ah… okay…
Gaz: stop being so mean to Dib! What has he ever done to you besides look out for you? Remember in "Gaz: taster of pork", HE took what he thought was YOUR punishment! MEAN!
Gaz: I'm not a very nice person, you know, so I don't really care for Dib
Pleakley:
Although, I also have unholy demon powers, which I plan on using on Zim if he DARES to make fun of Dib's head again, which is normal sized, GODDAMNIT!
Zim: It's not! LOOK AT IT!
Pleakley:
Anyway, do you like the song "Disturbia", it's one of my faves!
Gaz: It's pretty cool for a pop song
GOODBYE ALL YOU PEOPLES! *hugs Dib, kisses on cheek* wonder if he likes me? *disappears in an eruption of purple flames, burning Red's face* HA!
(You hear Red scream in the distance)
Pleakley: …The fan-force-field's meant to block explosions made by fans too… oh well, joy2theworlddannyphantom is next
HEY GAZ... blow up. I don't like you. *searches through bag* where is that... AHA! *takes out magical duck-tape of DOOM and shiney light* YOU LIIIIIIIIKE ZIM DONT YA? Say yes or explode. Sorry Ellie, but this is desperate times!
Gaz: Me explode? Do you even want to know what'll happen to you if you dare-
Pleakley: Gaz, you may as well say it, apparently we've got an older version of the force-field, so we can't block explosions
Gaz: I'd rather die than say that I like Zim!
Dib: She said it!
Pleakley: Huh?
Dib: She said 'than say that I like Zim'. Meaning she doesn't need to explode
Pleakley: …Fair enough…
Gaz: I do not like that son of a b*tch!
Dib: I'm saving your life, Gaz-
Gaz: When this interview is over, you will SUFFER ALL MY WRATH FOR YOUR DISGUSTING, LYING, OVER-SIZED HEAD!
Dib: To tell you the truth, Gaz… I know I will…
Pleakley:
Jenny: Why am I here?
Me: You are my security. Also, I want you to go to Zim and serve and protect him for the rest of the week.
Jenny: ...Uh, why?
Me: I want you to. *Continues to shine light in Gaz's eyes* You liiiiiiiiiiiiiike him, you liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiike him...
Jenny: *picks me up* You are going to the theripest.
Me: NO she shines light in my eyes like she wants information! I don't know anything about the war! LEAVE ME ALONE!
Jenny: Sorry!
Pleakley: I think we all need a therapist… Next, we have i'm not telling
*walks into room.*
me: my question for Gaz is...why do you have to pick on dib?
Gaz: He's annoying
Pleakley: That was Purple's excuse for being mean to Zim… kinda funny, huh?
Gaz: I'm not laughing
Pleakley: Yeah… I know…
also...
*touches a button on P.A.K.. and dib apears*
me: hold this.
*turns off holigram reveiling i'm irken and hands dib a camera.*
me: take a pic already! and i'm a fan of you and zim and i hate ZaDr and ZaDf.
*dib takes tons of pics.*
*i teliport to the Massive.*
Dib: Wow! I've got pictures of an Irken!
Zim: Oh no you don't! (pounces on Zim and they have a major fight over the camera)
Pleakley: …We might as carry on while they fight over that. RandomDude has two questions for Gaz
Gaz: how is it that you can see with your eyes closed
(random fairy comes out of nowhere)
Fairy: It's Maaaaaaagic!
Everyone: O_o
Gaz: Actually, I've just got sharp senses
Pleakley:
and also wats your opinion on gir?
Gaz: Irritating and stupid, but at least he can entertain himself…
Pleakley: ZatrGuy96's next…
Gaz: is there a reason for you torturing Dib or is it because you just torture him
Gaz: He just gets on your nerves, okay?
one for Tak: if you and zim put aside your differences would you two become friends and take over the earth together? (though i enjoy zatr :D)
Tak: Out aside other differences? I don't think so!
Pleakley: Let me re-phrase that… hypothetically, if you two put aside your differences, would you then become friends and take over Earth together?
Tak: There's a 2.467 percent chance that us becoming friends – even with puting our differences aside – would ever happen
Pleakley: I guess an enemy is an enemy… next is Pokemaniac92711
So Gaz ehh? Would you ever play SSBB if it existed in the Invader Zim Universe?
Gaz: Meh… maybe
(Purple and Red come on stage, Red with an icepack on his right eye and Purple laughing at his injury)
Pleakley: I thought you were trying to kill Lard Nar…
Red: We lost him when something randomly exploded in front of me…
Purple: You should've seen it! He screams like a girl!
Red: As if you don't!
Pleakley: Anyway…
and I can't wait till red's episode, he reminds me so much of my big bro... I WANNA DROP HEAVY MEAT ON HIM! I Like Chicken I Like Pie I'd like him to die bye-bye! Purple I like though, reminds me of... well... ME. Minus the psyco parts.
Purple: What psycho parts?
Red: (suddenly acting OOC) Everyone hates me! (has mini breakdown) This interview thing's going horribly! I just wanna go home and eat some doughnuts or something!
Gaz: Was there some crack in that explosion? You've gone crazy
Pleakley: Let's just… move on…
Back to Gaz, why did ghosts come out of your Gameslave when you threw it away?
Gaz: That's for me to know and you to never find out
Pleakley:
Why does the slayer person in Vampire Piggys make me think of Zim?
Gaz: How am I supposed to know the answer to that question?
Pleakley:
What would you do if you saw Iggins again?
Gaz: I would-
Pleakley: (clears throat) K+
Gaz: (glares at Pleakley for a moment then continues) It's too graphic…
Pleakley:
Is you real name really Gasoline?
Gaz: Yes
Pleakley:
Will you make Biscuits with Gir?
Gaz: No
Pleakley:
BOMBARTMANT!
Gaz: …Alright. Who's next?
Pleakley: xinvaderxrandomnessx
Random question: Hey, if i cant come on the show, can i project a hologram with my author powers? cus then, if i try and punch gaz, if wont work, cuz i'll be a hologram!
Gaz: No
Pleakley: That's not really your decision
Gaz: It is now. I just want to fake-punched
Pleakley:
and i i try and kiss red, my oc lyn will kill me so u don't need to worry about that! Haha purple i like red bettah than u. by a millimeter. Dont worry, ur awesa too.
Red: Yay, someone likes me! (he falls to the floor, unconscious)
Pleakley: …I think that explosion was a bit too much for him… threesum with gaz zim and me is next…
haha i be back! IIIIII WWWWAAANNNTTT MMYY ! i will destroy the whole population of earth except for gir gaz dib zim nny myself the powerpuff girl and the rowdyruff boys just to be your most trusted reliable and closest servant yeah just your servant for i am still not great enough to become your gilfriend i sssssssoooooooo wish i was but im not so before i start with meh question i give this to you zim *i come up to him hug him gently then give him a passionate 5 second kiss* now and forever i will always love you *i walk toward gaz* now here are my quesrions:
gaz did gir steal your first kiss in taks episode tell me the truth TELL ME!
Gaz: Don't remind me of it… and… if you really want to know… the answer isn't no…
Pleakley:
gaz do you think that nny could easily kill freddy and jason at the same time with only a spork? i put my money on nny all the way!
Gaz: I think Nny would win
Pleakley:
Do you watch the happy tree friends?
Gaz: I've seen a few episodes, yes
Pleakley:
who is you favorite character from happy tree friends? mine is flippy! if you havent seen it watch an episode right now one with flippy in it!
Gaz: I don't have a favourite character because there aren't any pigs in it
Pleakley:
and lastely what would you rather be apart of ZAGR DAGR TAGR or GAGIR? P•S• you cant pick neighther you have to pick one *laughs evily* and you have one more option Nny and Gaz romance(NAGR)
Gaz: Urgh… you are evil… I'll choose NaGr
Pleakley: …Brave…
thatis all dib your awsome gaz your totally badass gir your cute Nny i like your work and view on life and zim *walks up to zim holds both of his hand in hers and gives him a on-the-lips passionate kiss for ten seconds* rember what i said about you earllier never forget it and when you need me at any time whatsoever call me *hands zim a paper with her phone number on it* goodbye my love *grows angel wings suddenly and flies off*
Pleakley: …Zim's still fighting with Dib, but I'll give him your phone number once he's done… Anyway, Omega is next
so Gaz, don't you wonder if your actions could lead to serious and horrible karma on you?
Gaz: I know it will, but I couldn't care less
Pleakley:
And also, whats like a hobby to you besides games and eating pizza
Gaz: Sometimes I read books and draw piggies
Pleakley: SilenVt's questions are next
So Gaz, opinions on your family members?
Gaz: Dad's okay, but Dib deserves to die
Pleakley:
If there any more important than games and pizzas to you?
Gaz: Nah…
Pleakley:
don't you wonder that you would get sent to hell for your actions?
Gaz: (shrugs) We'll see how things turn out…
Pleakley:
any thoughts on GaGr(Gir and Gaz romance)?
Gaz: Never happening
and also, is there a specific reason why you torture Dib and such?
Btw, great interviews and keep up the good work
Gaz: I hate him, that's pretty much it
Pleakley: Here's some questions from zim and nny servant 001
omg i am ssssooooo ssooorryy GAZ i let my evil and lustful self out you know her as threesum-with-gaz-zim-and-me i try to keep my feelings inside and one day i just cracked and let her out so sowy but zim your still the hottest piece of ** i have ever seen! serously no one on earth should ever be that SEXY good thing your not from earth huh B) anyhoo question time!
Gaz whats your favorite anime?
Gaz: Don't have one
Pleakley:
manga?
Gaz: Same answer
Pleakley:
animal?
Gaz: Piggies
Pleakley:
tv show?
Gaz: Not Mysterious Mysteries, that's for sure
Pleakley:
movie?
Gaz: Meh… there's too many…
Pleakley:
song?
Gaz: Hard to say
Pleakley:
Serial killer?please say nny!
Gaz: I'll say Nny is my favourite, since I guess all the real ones are too creepy for me to say in a K+ story
(there's a smashing noise; Zim's thrown Dib's camera at the wall and it's now broken)
Zim: VICTORY FOR ZIM!
Dib: NOOOOOO!
Pleakley: Here you go Zim (hands threesum with gaz zim and me's phone number)
Zim: …What is this?
Pleakley: A Fan;s phone number… anyway…
that tis be all. i LOVE YOU ZIM! next on my love list and ALMOST tied with zim NNY love you 2
Pleakley: We're finally half-way! Let's have a break…
Robo-Mum: SPINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
(Arrow spins till it stops at… 'Mary' and 'Fred'!)
Zim: Not those two!
Tak: Who are they?
Zim: They thought I was a human and abducted me. They were wearing these stu-pid disguises and-
Pleakley: (interrupting) That's why we're calling them 'Mary' and 'Fred', since they had tags saying that, but it's not their real names
('Mary' and 'Fred' appear)
'Fred': Where are we?
'Mary': (sees Zim) Hey, look over there! (tugging at 'Fred')
'Fred': Oi! That's the human! I thought he got away!
'Mary': Come here, humany-human, hop in the sack (pulls out bag)
Zim: Never! (sprints away)
('Mary' and 'Fred' follow him, but 'Fred' stops, seeing Dib)
'Fred': And that's the weasel!
Dib: AH! (runs away)
'Fred': Right, you go after the Human, I'll get the weasel
'Mary': I want to get the weasel, though!
'Fred': Just listen to me!
'Mary': But that human's a quick one!
Purple: They don't even know they're the Tallest, do they?
Tak: I don't think so…
Pleakley: Oh yeah, and Ellie wants to tell all you guys that she loves these two
Purple: How could like those idiots?
Gaz: You're not the sharpest tool in the shed either, you know
Purple: Sharpest tool in the shed? …I don't get it…
Gaz: Exactly
'Fred': Alright, I'll go after the human! You get the weasel!
'Mary': Deal!
'Fred': Okay, we start running in… 3… 2… 8… 1! (they shuffle after their targets) Man, they're fast!
'Mary': Somebody stop the weasel!
Random Irkens: As you wish Tallest… 'Mary'…
Dib: NO! (is tripped over by an Irken and dragged towards 'Mary')
'Mary': What friendly little mushrooms, they caught the weasel for us!
Irken: …Mushrooms?
'Fred': Maybe they can help us capture the human too!
(Zim is brought to them, kicking and screaming)
'Fred': They have the human! Now, let the horrible experiments BEGIN!
(Half of the audience have disappeared, including Zim, Dib, Purple, Tak and Lard Nar)
Pleakley: The fan-force-field is being replaced right now, so it's off, meaning this could get dangerous
Gaz: Where is everyone?
Pleakley: 'Fred' and 'Mary' took them in for experiments. They said that Purple's a koala, Tak's a goblin and that Lard Nar's a raccoon
Gaz: They called me a raccoon too and tried to get me, but I escaped
Pleakley: They thought I was a noodle :/
Gaz: Now that I can understand
Pleakley: Hey!
Red: (has a bandage on his forehead and has just woken up) What are you guys talking about?
Pleakley: You don't want to know… anyway, Blah blah fangirl 2003 has for questions for you, Gaz
YAY GAZ! Youz awsomez! Now for questions:
1.) what do you think of ZAGR
Gaz: Never gunna happen
2.) what do you think of TAGR
Gaz: She's a melodramatic, complaining b*tch
3.) if you had a choice to give up your gamslave or piece of bloatys pizza to save your life, which would you do?
Gaz: Bloaty's pizza. My Gameslave is my life
4.) who are the top 3 people you hate out of this list- zim, dib, keef, iggins, prof. Membrane, red, purple, or GIR.
( IF you say gir I promise I will hurt you. I've been told I'm scarier and tougher than you. I'm not bluffing)
Gaz: 3. Zim 2. Dib 1. Iggins. Iggins stole my GS2, and not even Zim or Dib have tried that…
Pleakley: Pokemaniac92711 has another question that was added after Miyuki and Spork's chapter…
*Drops Giant Rack Of Lamb on red*
Red: -_-"
Pleakley:
Look at My review on Chapter 9, and Add; Do you like Anime?
Gaz: Anime's a bit over-dramatic a lot of times, that's the only thing that puts me off it
Pleakley: thresum-with-gaz-zim-and-me has a question that was asked in the last chapter…
gaz would you eithter french kiss dib for 2 min or make out with zim? p•s• you can NOT pick neithter *blushes and laughts evily*
Gaz: That's just horrible! Dib's my brother, so I'll say Zim, BUT I WOULD NEVER KISS HIM! You will suffer for asking me such a disgusting question!
Pleakley:
also ellie can you make zim eat this muffin filled with sleeping pills then send him to me pwetty pwease *says in a cute baby voice with teary eyes and puppy eyes* or i'll have to take him by force and kill dib and gir *laughs evily*
Pleakley: Zim will have to stay with us... and we've got the fan-force-field, so don't even think about breaking in… even though it's off right mow… Anyway, Invader Jix is next
Invader Jix here,
Waz up Gaz...You are one of my most favorite characters in IZ!*behind Tak sorry she's awsome*
So I wanna ask do you love purple or do you just wear it on your pants?
Gaz: It's the colour I hate the least
Pleakley:
Have you ever cursed at your game when you lost at it?
Gaz: Yes, but I apologized afterwards
How do you feel about ZAGR *Zim and Gaz romance*?
Gaz: It's disgusting
and lastly what happened to your mom? Did she die? Did you have a mother? *if you don't wanna answer because of feelings about it you don't have to*
Thats about it
Invader Jix signing off...
Gaz: My origins are none of your business
Pleakley: EternallyRob's has a question and message
Gaz: Who would win in a fight: you or Freddy Krueger? I dare you to fight him!
Ellie:Make sure the Freddy is the original!
Gaz: Me, and I'll fight him if he's brave enough
Pleakley: Everyone seems to want to see the characters fight someone!
Gaz: You should let us, you know?
Pleakley: How about we have fights when we've got more time?
Gaz: Fine…
Pleakley: Invader Nav
Spork was so mean! *walks up to Spork and puts a capabara on his head.* they're the world's largest rodent! I still like Miyuki the most! Purple is my second favorite. They're very close at being tied. *hugs Dib* Ha, Sizz Lor is still stuck! Okay, Gaz's questions:
What's your favorite pizza toppings?
Gaz: Hawaiian
Pleakley:
What's you favorite movie? (mine is The Nightmare Before Christmas)
Gaz: I don't have a favourite movie, but I like horror movies that are based on real life
Favorite show? (i like Invader Zim and all paranormal shows. LOST TAPES!)
Gaz: Don't really have one
Why are you so mean to Dib? He's my favorite and doesn't deserve to be treated so badly. He SHOULD be treated with respect for being the smartest character!
Gaz: He's not the smartest – my dad is
Hmmm, do you like your dad? I think he's a neglectful jerk kind of like Squee's parents. (JTHM, if you know it)
Gaz: Nah, he's cool. He lets us do anything we want and that's good
Favorite Holiday? (it's probably Halloween, isn't it!)
Gaz: It's the least cheerful out of all of them, so yeah
What were you for Halloween?
Gaz: Myself
GOOD LORD I'M ASKING A LOT OF QUESTIONS!
Okay last one, can you please stop being mean to Dib?
Gaz: Nope
Do not invoke my unholy demon wrath! just read any other torture fic to see it. i'm too lazy right now to describe it for the upteenth time.
BYE! *hugs Dib, Miyuki, and Purple, kicks Red, throws water balloon at Spork* I USE TO KIND OF LIKE SPORK, TOO!
Pleakley: Don't let one fanfiction make you hate a character! It's only a guess at his personality… anyway, Ebony3111's next…
I'm just reviewing to tell you how AWESOME this is!
Pleakley: Thanks :)
Oh, and a comment for Dib: The last chapter proved it; you are RACIST against aliens! Here's the proof:
"Why would I try to join the Resisty? It's full of freaky aliens!" -Dib,
Big-headed Paranormal Investigator
DON'T DENY IT!
Red: We all know Dib hates aliens. I guess you could call it racist
Pleakley: invAder kithas a message
HI! CAAAAAAANNNNNDDDDYYYY!
...
GAZ!
i hate you! If it werent for you Zim wouldve taken over earth in future dib! NYAAAAAGH!
Gaz: Zim would probably have messed up without me anyway
Pleakley:
SEND HER TO THE LAND OF MY LITTLE PONY!
*sends gaz*
BWAAAAAAAAHAHAcough cough...HAHAHAHAAAA!
→KIT!←
Gaz: …I'm still here
Pleakley: She still has questions to answer and My Little Pony is a bit harsh, don't you think? Moving on, TimIsaFunSucker has some questions for Gaz…
Gaz: You. Are. AWESOME! I have some questions for you. What's your favorite color?
Gaz: Purple, I guess
Pleakley:
Do you like Zim?
Gaz: No, what makes you think that?
Pleakley:
What's your least favorite color?
Gaz: Bright yellow (shiver) It's just gross
Pleakley:
Do you like Zim?
Gaz: No
Pleakley:
And where did you get your freaky demon powers?
Gaz: (Sarcastically) Australia, where else?
Pleakley:
(Also do you like Zim?)
Gaz: NO!
Pleakley: There're a lot of questions like that, huh?
Gaz: Yes… there shouldn't even be one as far as I'm concerned
Pleakley: xinvaderxrandomnessx is next
(Enters in on floating tv screen) Hey ya'll! No clue with the accent, but whatev! Anyway, since ellie didnt answer my question, i'll just do it.
(Ellie's voice is heard from underneath the stage saying: 'OMG I'M SO SORRY!' then is cut off by something biting her head)
Pleakley: …
(Tv dissapears and hologram of me comes on) I'm a hologram! so, ya, spork, can u do me a fav and sing?
(Spork appears)
Spork: Why, of course!
Pleakley: But not right now
Spork: Huh?
Pleakley: Just wait for a few minutes, then I'll tell you what'll happen, okay?
Green day please. Good riddance is my friends and her boyfriends's song, and were celebrating our six-month anniversary in November.
Pleakley: Awww, that's so cute!
as for gaz, i hate you. Mrs bitters, take dib out of the black hole or i'll throw you in there with him. As for lard nar, I still hate you. Purple, i like you both, but red a teeny drop better. Can u come to my place? My oc lyn (She and red are a thing) wants to have a double date. i said i dont know, how would you guys feel about it?
Red: (slurred) You're a fan, right? Okay, me and Purple will be be there, nooooooooooooooo need to worry! As long as there're doughnuts and stiff like that, ya know…? (faints again)
Gaz: I seriously think he's high today
Pleakley:
And also (teleports political buttons) VOTE TALLEST FOR TALLEST! Latarz! PS- my questions for gaz were in another review. I'm too lazy to go find them, so here are some new ones:
- Why is your head shaped like a box?
Gaz: It's the show's style
- What's with pigs and pizza?
Gaz: Pigs are cool and pizza tastes good
- Are you a cross-dresser? My sister thinks ur a dude in disguise.
Gaz: No, I'm not. I'm a girl
- Is your name REALLY short for Gazoline?
Gaz: Yes
- Is Galozine pronounced like gaz-o-line, gaz-o-lin, or gasoline?
Gaz: Gaz-o-line
Pleakley:
kk, bye! SPORK ROCKS, BUT I'D PREFER MIYUKI TO SING EVANESENCE!
(Miyuki appears)
Miyuki: Oh, you wouldn't want to hear me sing, trust me
Pleakley: Do you guys just float around here the whole time?
Miyuki: Yeah, pretty much
Pleakley: Thought so. Next is TheTerryPerry
When did you get your skull necklace?
Gaz: This one shop called 'Dark-at-the-Heart'
Pleakley:
Is it a really skull that has been shrunk? I hope not because THAT would send you off the 'Scary Scale' (your already pretty high on that thing).
Gaz: If you must know, yes, it is
Pleakley: …It is?
Miyuki: That's horrible!
Spork: And weird O_o
Pleakley: Heh heh… anyway…
ONE MORE QUESTION! If you could do anything to your brother, what would you do to him?
Gaz: Sow his lips together then make him my slave for the rest of eternity
Pleakley: Uh… sow his lips together? That's… (clears throat) anyway, GazxZim r perfect 4 each other is next
why dont you like zim and if you just dont like him i will steal him and make him my boyfriend ( i am a crazed Zim fan girl)
Gaz: You can have him
Pleakley: Tinkerbell220 has some questions for you…
yay!gazz alrighty
1st what do u love more playing your gameslave or bloatys pizza
Gaz: Gameslave
2nd would u rather have me super glue u to iggins(i believe that is his name)dib or zim or keef?
Gaz: Sh*t, none of them!
Pleakley:
3rd do believe in ZaGr(I DO!)
annnd that is all
Gaz: I don't -_-"
Pleakley: This one's from Zim'sMostLoyalServant
I guess the only question I can really think of for Gaz is: have you ever read any of Dibsthe1's stories? They're really not that flattering towards you.
Gaz: Oh, is that so? I must check them out at some point and see what level of punishment I must inflict on Dibsthe1…
Pleakley:
Oh, and there is one more thing. -grabs Gaz's Game Slave-
I regret nothing! -jumps out window and runs down the street-
Zim'sMostLoyalServant signing off.
Gaz: You… did… not… just… (goes all demon-like) I WILL FIND YOU, ZIM'SMOSTLOYALSERVANT, AND I WILL KILL YOU! YOU SHALL ROT AND BURN IN MY INFERNO OF REVENGE AND HATRED FOR DARING TO STEAL MY GAMESLAVE FOR YOU HAVE ANGERED ME TO A LEVEL THAT IS NOT EVEN COMPREHENDIBLE! I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN!
Spork: Holy mother of-
(Gaz runs after Zim'sMostLoyalServent)
Pleakley: Wait! What's your favourite type of music?
Gaz: MUST! GET! GAMESLAVE! (disappears)
Everyone: …
Pleakley: (shrugs) Guess she's not really into music…
(Ellie comes limping up to the stage with bite marks everywhere and clothes torn)
Ellie: Is… the… episode… done yet?
Pleakley: No, not really
Ellie: Damn it… (stubbles over to laptop) Bye, guys… (presses F6 and ground opens beneath her and she falls back into the underground river) AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Pleakley: Anyway, we only have one more segment left until we announce the next character to be interviewed. It's a bit late for the anniversary, xinvaderxrandomnessx, but Spork will sing Good Riddance by Green day!
Spork: …I will? Sweet!
(The stage has a slightly pinkish-purple lighting and has Spork at the front with a microphone. There's some unknown alien behind him, sitting down with a guitar. He starts to play it and Spork begins singing; believe it or not: he's actually good! –Never judge a book by its cover ;)-)
Spork:
Another turning point, a fork stuck in the road
Time grabs you by the wrist, directs you where to go
So make the best of this test, and don't ask why
It's not a question, but a lesson learned in time
It's something unpredictable, but in the end it's right.
I hope you had the time of your life.
So take the photographs, and still frames in your mind
Hang it on a shelf in good health and good time
Tattoos of memories and dead skin on trial
For what it's worth it was worth all the while
It's something unpredictable, but in the end it's right.
I hope you had the time of your life.
It's something unpredictable, but in the end it's right.
I hope you had the time of your life.
It's something unpredictable, but in the end it's right.
I hope you had the time of your life.
Audience: (Claps and cheers)
Spork: Thank you, thank you! Glad to see you liked it!
Miyuki: Go Spork! Wehoo!
Pleakley: The episode's finally finished! Phew… So, I will announce the next character-
Red: Is it me?
Pleakley: …No. Seeing as it's almost Christmas, Ellie has decided she may as well give you a present, which means: Zim's episode is next! So, we'll see you guys on the 25th of December!
A/N: Wow, Gaz is popular… over 6, 000 words… I'm so sorry if I missed out a question, but I just had so many reviews… well, see you guys next time!
