Yay, the next chapter. I'm having so much fun with this story. :P
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Ed threw his red coat over his shoulders. He yawned and rubbed the sleepiness out of his eyes.
"How come you're up so early Nii-san?" Al asked.
"I'm going to grab a bite to eat and then go to work." Ed said as he finished braiding his hair.
"Oh. The food at headquarters must be pretty bad. So anyway, Nii-san. You still haven't told me why you were limping." Al said with genuine, innocent eyes.
Ed blushed and threw Al's head across the room. "I told you! The bastard had some boxes I tripped over! I probably sprained my ankle or something."
"Argh, my head!" Al said as he dashed to the other side of the room to retrieve his head.
"See ya!" Ed called as he left quickly.
Ed was sucking on a straw, holding a cup of soda in his hand. He walked down the slightly busy sidewalks. The sucking noises he accidentally made every now and then made him think of something.
'You know...the bastard has never let me give him a blow job. When I was a guy, he gave me the blow job. Maybe I could...remember what he did and do that to him...' Ed thought as he looked down at his straw.
Ed suddenly noticed a quick blur. He whipped around, only to get hit in the back on the neck. His vision became blurry and he fell forward, releasing his grip on the cup. Ed landed into the arm's of a certain male wearing a white headband on his head.
Ed groaned as he sat up. He rubbed his painful head. 'What the hell happened?' he thought to himself. Ed turned his attention to the closed door. He could sense someone was there.
"I told you who I wanted, not some girl who looks like him!" a female yelled from the other side of the closed door.
"Well how should I know? You want me to look at her chest?" a male replied.
"You could have at least started up a conversation to make sure you have the right person!" the female replied. The sound of coughing caught Ed's attention.
"Maybe you should take it easy, Dear." another man with a deeper voice said.
"Right." the female agreed. "Go check on our little hostage Mason. We need to tell her it was a misunderstanding when she wakes up."
"Right!" said Mason.
Ed gulped as the footsteps became closer. The door swung open and a man wearing a white headband waltzed on in.
"Hey, you're awake Miss!" the man said with a smile.
Upon hearing those words, the woman and other man walked inside, looking at Ed.
"Sorry about this. We mistook you for someone else who looks a lot like you." the female said with an apologetic smile.
"Um, no it's fine. Actually, I think you have the right person." Ed said nervously as he looked away.
"The person we're looking for is a guy." the woman said.
"Oh. Well, hi." Ed paused. "Sensei." he added in a whisper. (1)
The woman blinked. Ed could see the Flamel tattoo on her left collarbone. "I didn't hear you. Could you repeat what you said?" she asked.
"S-Sensei..." Ed said louder this time.
The three adults stared at Ed. "E-Ed?" Mason asked.
"Is that really you Ed?" the woman asked, a bit of harshness in her voice.
Ed squeezed his eyes shut and nodded quickly. He winced as he heard the angry growls the woman produced.
"Edward! Why the hell do you look like a girl?" she boomed as she grabbed a nearby briefcase.
"I really don't know! I just woke up like this a while ago! And I don't just look like a girl, I AM a girl!" Ed replied yelling. "AH!" he yelled as Izumi hit him with the briefcase. "Shit! Stop it, that hurts!"
The attacks were stopped when a huffing Izumi was held back by her husband, Sig.
"Are you still dating that man with pedophilia? Is he the bastard that experimented on you until you turned into a girl?" she growled.
"NO!" Ed yelled. "I mean...yeah, I'm still dating him. But he didn't do anything to me! I just woke up one day in Resembool like this!" he corrected.
Izumi sighed. "Alright fine. Why do you even date him."
"Because I l-love him." Ed said with a blush, his eyes showing his honesty.
Izumi smirked. "Good enough for me. Now then, you're probably wondering why we brought you all the way here."
Ed nodded. "Wait a minute. This looks nothing like Dublith. In fact, it looks more like..."
"Central." Sig interrupted.
Ed stared at him confused. "Wha?"
"We're visiting Central for a bit, so we wanted to see you." Izumi said with a grin.
Ed rolled his eyes. "I get knocked out only to find out I'm getting abused by my Sensei and that she wanted to see me. Great, just great. Couldn't you have visited me the normal way?" Ed said sarcastically. "And we're in a hotel room for crying out loud! How could people not stare at you when you carry an unconscious girl inside a hotel?"
"Well, all four of us could go visit something. I have the perfect place in mind." said Izumi.
"He WHAT?" Roy yelled.
Fuery cringed at his superior's voice. "Well um...I saw someone knock him out unconscious and uh..."
"Why didn't you try to stop them?" Roy asked as he lowered his voice.
"Um..s-sorry sir..." Fuery said looking at the floor.
"When I get my hands on that asshole who took my Edward, I'm gonna..." Roy growled.
"Someone's jealous!" Havoc chuckled with a grin. A glare from Roy made him shut up.
Ed ran after Sig, Izumi, and Mason. "Wait! I don't think this is a good idea." he said with uncertainty.
"Aw, come on. It should be interesting." replied Mason.
Everyone continued their work in Colonel Roy Mustang's office. The door slammed open, surprising the crew. A storming Izumi marched in. She grabbed a frozen Roy by the collar and tugged him close to her face.
"What the hell did you do to my precious Edward?" she asked threateningly with a glint in her eyes.
Roy gulped as he looked into those angry eyes. "I...I don't know what you're talking about Ma'am."
"Of course you know! I'm talking about Ed changing into a girl." said Izumi.
"Sensei! I told you already; Roy doesn't have anything to do with that!" Ed interrupted.
"Shut up and stay out of this Edward." Izumi said giving him a harsh glare. Ed shrank back a little and kept his mouth closed.
Roy blinked at the reaction. Just as Ed had told him, Izumi Curtis was a very scary person to make enemies with. "I assure you Ma'am, I did nothing related to Ed's change."
Izumi paused and let go of him. "Alright, answer my next question. Do you love Ed?"
"Of course I love Ed." Roy answered immediately.
"Prove it to me so I can know some horny bastard isn't taking advantage of the boy I helped and love." she said crossing her arms.
"P-prove it?" Roy said confused.
A grin swept across Izumi's face. "Kiss him as you would when you're alone." she said bluntly.
Ed blushed as he walked over to Izumi and Roy. "But Sensei! I don't like kissing in front of -"
Ed was interrupted as Roy grabbed him by the wrist and pulled him close. He put his hand's on Roy's chest and looked up. Roy's grin never vanished. "If she wants a kiss to prove how close we are, then so be it." he said as snaked an arm around Ed's waist.
"But Roy!" Ed protested. He was cut off as Roy pressed his lips to Ed's.
Ed closed his eyes, a blush darting across his face. He opened his mouth as he felt Roy's tongue sliding across his bottom lip. Their tongue collided for a bit before Roy's tongue made it's way inside Ed's mouth. Ed moaned and clutched onto the navy blue military jacket, a bit of saliva escaping his mouth.
Roy's other hand wrapped around Ed's back. Ed slowly slid his hands up the Colonel's toned chest, and stopped at his head. He twisted his finger's in Roy's black hair as his tongue once again met with Roy's.
Ed leaned his head back as Roy started to kiss down his jawline. He mewled and his breathing became light pants as Roy never faltered in his actions. "Ah..ah...um..mmmm..." Ed moaned softly as Roy sucked on that sensitive spot on his neck. Ed blushed more and brought himself as close as he could to the man's body.
Izumi watched with a smile. By watching his reactions, she knew Ed wasn't lying when he said he loved the Colonel and enjoyed being with him. Sometimes the thought of an adult dating a child bothered her, but as long as Ed was happy, that's all that mattered to her.
Ed opened his eyes slightly, embarrassed that everyone was watching him and Roy. He closed his eyes. "R-Roy. Everyone's, ah..., w-watching us..." he whined before another moan left his throat.
Roy pulled back from a blushing Ed and looked at Izumi with a large grin. "That good enough for you?"
"Yes. In fact, it was rather interesting to watch." Izumi replied with an equally large grin.
"Geez, you guys are embarrassing!" Edward complained as he hid his face in Roy's chest, covering his blushing face with both hands.
The whole team laughed, and poor Al standing next to Hawkeye would have a heart attack if he had a body.
Chapter end. ^_^
Sensei means teacher in Japanese. I was going to just put 'Teacher', but it got kinda annoying to me... "But Teacher!" Yeah... :P
Yay, Al watched the make-out scene! xD
Haha, I haven't had that much homework this week (yay!) so that's why updates are a bit quicker. I just updated, what, yesterday? :P So anywoo, R&R, and give me your responses. ^_^
Oh yeah, it rained here in Vegas yesterday. Whoo! But I didn't dance in the rain cause it might be the evaporated water of sewers and stuff and that's gross... So yeah, see ya next time!~
