Based off of My Immortal & Twila, The Gurl Who Wuz In Luv Wif A Vampyre. And some Mel Brooks films.

Kazumi Glitter Insane Mania Dementia Pathological Bloodthirsty Homicidal Maniac Psycho Love Suicidal Killuall Hiv-virus Light and her two sisters, Midnite Vermilion Emerald Onyx Turquoise Ruby Garnet Topaz Amber Gold Silver Mica Obsidian Sapphire Feldspar Diamond Quartz Marble Light, and Rachel Light!
Then;
Mary Sue, the 31337 warwoof.
Dawn, the newborn full of ebilness.

I decided that every few parts, there gets to be a new OC until it's completely OOC. Last Newest OC: Dawn

New OC: Euil, the half-human, half-elf vampiress, and her minion Enoby. (It's not Ebony from My Immortal. It's completely different. Enoby can be outclassed in magic. XD)

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In Isequah

"ENOBY!" She comes, dressed like a cheerleader.
"Y m I wurring dis?" She said in a high pitch voice.
I smile. "Why? Because you need a lesson in obedience. I have used my AWESOMESUPERSPECIALSPARKLY magic of the Preppy Vampires to make you show all characteristics of preppiness until you are done with this mission."
I am Euil Preppy, the leader of the Preppy clan. I have a goth minion. I don't care about gothic things as long as they obey me. As they have no will to do so, I have to use my sparkle-magic to make them preps so they will obey. ||Reader: What if they don't know you're a villain yet?
Oh, and I want to kill Kazumi, Midnite, and Rachel Light. They used to be Preppies but they left.

"watz fa misgzun?"
"Oh, I need you to join the Lights, posing as a Preppy. If you need to know their stereotypes, Kazumi is a prep/goth mix- I made an error with her, you see-, Midnite is emo, and Rachel is a japanophile."
"datz y dey lef."
Enoby left for Forks.

With Midnite

You faced me with a great deal fear
When I learned you left me here
Alone with all the stupid fools
That would treat me as a tool
For their ridicule
But was I glad when you came back
After stabbing my heart with a tack
Hearts were in my eyes
Your leaving was a disguise
I could love no other guys.
I love you, know it's true
That I will never leave you.

Reader: Next time, something's actually going to happen! HOORAY FOR FILLER! ||
FILLER?!?!?! NOOOOOOOOOOO!
Reader: Here. Have some jelly belly. ||
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY COLORS?! WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL ME?! ||Reader: Would you like your diary so you can write down that beautiful poem?
Yes, please.

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