"Welcome to truth or dare!" I said happily. Pooch and FragrantRose smiled while the brawlers groaned in response. I glared at them.
"Our first Truth and dare is from...Arikashika5985! Here are her dares!
Dares:
Dan: Dance around the room with nothing on in front of everyone for an hour.
Shun: Sing in front of everyone on a stage... a song that you normally wouldn't sing... 'so what I lied' by sick puppies.
Ren: Shave your hair off.
Truths:
Shun: What would you do if you were the only boy left in the world of girls?
Shun: How was the song?
Marucho: Is there a favorite animal you'd like to let loose from the zoo on the town or anyone?
Dan: How was the dance?"
Shun's eyes twitched. "Why...? Why are you always making me fun of me?!"
"I'm free!" Dan said as he undressed. All the girls covered there eyes as Dan undressed. I covered my eyes and called Bob's name.
"Bob! Censor this! Do it! NOW!" I screamed. Bob censored it but the people in the room could still see him nude. The boys were laughing.
*One (evil) hour later*
Bob forced Dan into his clothes. (Remind me to pay him double -_-)
"N-next!" Pooch said still scared about the scene that just happened.
Shun sighed and started singing.
"The window's cracked, I'm looking out. I see her and I'm filled with doubt. I don't know if this parking place. Is just another empty space. Words I've said aren't coming true. I don't know if it's me or you. This promise is too hard to keep. I have to speak." Shun sang.
"So what, I lied. But the truth would've been suicide. Monogamy is all she wants from me. But I see my life. And it's way too short. Don't blame me for not being subservient to others' needs. I'm at the point where honesty just doesn't fucking work for me." Shun sang.
"I did my best to try and be. A mirror of society. But we both know the mirror's cracked. And everybody's in the act. Faking what they cannot feel. Hoping they can make it real. Reality is killing me." Shun sang.
"So what, I lied. But the truth would've been suicide. Monogamy is all she wants from me. But I see my life. And it's way too short. Don't blame me for not being subservient to others' needs. I'm at the point where honesty just doesn't fucking work for me." Shun snag.
"Monogamy is all she wants from me. But I see my life. And it's way too short." Shun sang.
"Erect a life I'll never see. I'll stand back from the scenery. And laugh at all the other guys. Who never could escape in time. Stuck like flies on sticky tongues. Chewed up 'fore their life is done. I'm not here to compromise or apologize." Shun sang.
"So what, I lied. But the truth would've been suicide. Monogamy is all she wants from me. But I see my life. And it's way too short. Don't blame me for not being subservient to others' needs. I'm at the point where honesty just doesn't fucking work for me." Shun sang.
"Life-is too fucking short. It's too fucking short. It's too fucking short." Shun sang.
I handed Ren a razor. "Do it quick. I don't have all day." He glared at me and I glared back.
"What does that supposed to mean?!" He yelled. I grabbed his ear and slammed him into the ground.
"Shut up!"I said. I sat back down. He got up and shaved his hair off.
"Truths!" FragrantRose yelled.
Shun started to shake, "I would kill myself!" He then fainted.
"BOB! TAKE HIM TO THE MENTAL HOSPITAL!" I yelled. He sighed and took him to the hospital. "I did something to drink..." I sighed.
"NEXT!" Pooch yelled.
Bob dragged him back and Shun said. "I don't know...Ask Steve..." Bob dragged him away.
"Next...?"
"I would let loose a Panda on myself!" He said excited.
"Why?" I asked shaking my head.
"Because they are cute and fluffy!" He yelled.
"Only when you don't steal their food..." I said.
"What?"
"They can tear your heads off if you take their food." I sighed. Marucho fainted. "I'm to bored to care." I grabbed Marucho and threw him out the room.
"Why did you do that?" Dan asked.
"Someone will trip over him and take him to the infirmary." They all fainted anime style.
"Why aren't you helping him?" Runo asked.
"This is my show! My way!" I yelled.
"Next before she kill anyone." Pooch said as she tied my to the seat.
Dan smiled, "The dance was great! I could felt the wind on my-" I cut him off.
"SHUT UP!" I yelled. "Sorry for not getting this episode up sooner. And I am really annoyed right now. I'll see you next time...I do not own "So what I lied." By sick puppies. See ya next time!"
