This was requested by Twilightandbluebloodsgurl4eva.

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RPOV

"Where's Jake?" I ask Seth.

He looks up from the TV. "Oh yeah, he said he was going to be back in a few minutes."

"So Seth, how's it like not imprinting?" I ask him.

"I'm not the only one that didn't imprint, you know."

"I know but it must be very hard for you."

"… Not really. I just live normally."

"You know what'd suck?! If you got married and then you imprinted on their sister!"

"I'm starting to question your sanity."

"Yeah, well, I'm starting to question your sanity!"

"How about this: I just won't get married."

"So you'll live alone forever?!"

"Not forever."

"So you're just going to die and abandon your pack?!"

"No… I'm--"

"At least they have excuses! They imprinted!"

"I sa--"

"That's very selfish, Seth."

"Excuse me?"

"Very selfish indeed."


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