Hi! It's me Star! Long time no see!

Have you met my best friend, Marco? He's the bestest dead friend I have! Even better than Ponyhead! Shh, don't tell her I said that. Okay?

I live in a place called Earth! Mom and Dad sent me here because I accidentally burned the castle, too bad they stopped the fire before it killed everyone...

I have TONS of things to write! Like the time me and Marco set the school on fire! Or how about the time I died?! Ugh! I have so much to tell you that I don't even know where to start!

Did you know that magic exists in Earth?! Because I do! There was this switch and it turned off the SUN! Isn't that cool?!

Don't tell Marco this, but I kinda have feelings for him. I-It's not that I have a crush or anything! I SWEAR!

But he already likes Jackie... I guess I'll kill both of them tomorrow.

Have you seen adult Marco by the way? He's so handsome! I just want to cuddle with him alongside those abs!

I saw Marco and Jackie commit suicide today! I wanted to join, but it looked like they were talking about something important. Eh, I'll ask Marco later.

It's official! Marco and Jackie are dead now! I'm so happy for them! They should have a couple name, like Jarco or something!

Marco looks so happy with Jackie. It's so sickening.

I hope you die, Marco.