This...was a REALLY strange one and I probably didn't do very well with it. Xejicka asked for Stitch, Sephiroth, Hojo, Vexen and Rufus (there's an odd assortment). Let me know which of these worked and which didn't, okay?


Argue- It was the most amusing thing Sephiroth had ever seen. His blue-furred recent companion was arguing rather passionately with Yuffie. Only the odd word could be understood but Yuffie attempted to make sense of it anyway. What was most amusing was that judging by Leon's face, Stitch was winning.

Bash- "Alright! That's it!" Vexen leapt to his feet and summoned his shield. "The next person to imply that I'm sleeping with Marluxia if getting their head bashed in!"

Cucumber- Professor Hojo did not understand why Scarlett was so interested in a silly, elementary experiment. It did not further science, it wasn't even remotely useful information to learn. Why would anyone care if they could make cucumbers exactly eight inches long and one and a half inches thick?

Dork- Stitch was rolling on the floor, laughing hysterically. The little monster found the word Riku had used to describe Tron a total riot and he vowed to use it, too, from that day on. He only stopped laughing long enough to shout, "Yeah, dork!"

Eccentric- Rufus Shinra arched an eyebrow in reaction to the accusation aimed at him. Rather annoyed with constantly having to defend himself, he decided to stir-up a bit of trouble. "My father had a saying: poor people are crazy; rich people are eccentric."

Freeze- "Heh, heh, heh! So that's what happened to her." Hojo flicked his greasy bangs back. "Foolish woman. To think freezing herself in a Mako crystal would stop the Jenova cells within her! She forgets how we found the specimen in the first place. Ah well, it saves me the trouble of eliminating her."

Gripe- Sephiroth sighed as he listened to Riku carry on; complaining yet again about all of the things Cloud had done that week to annoy him. Again, Sephiroth found himself wondering how two people who so obviously loved one another could have so many gripes about each other. He sincerely hoped that if he ever fell in love, this would not be an aspect of the relationship.

Harsh- Vexen frowned deeply as Zexion strode away. For the past ten minutes, the slate-haired Nobody had torn into him about what a waste of time his experiments were. To make the matter worse, he had done so with Marluxia standing right there listening. Fighting back the urge to cry, he glanced at Marluxia. "Well, he didn't have to be so harsh about it."

Ignorant- He watched on in amazement as Reno easily stepped in and handled the situation. It was then that he realized just how ignorant to what most citizens of Midgar called reality. Having spent his entire life on the plate, never even considering venturing into the slums, he had assured that he would be isolated with the people who in one shape or form depended on him to live. At that moment, he made the decision to end his ignorance and learn all he could about this subculture. Then he would decide if it would survive.

Juice- "Interesting." Hojo pushed his glasses back up. "So Sephiroth is refusing to drink milk but nearly devours all types of juice. Well, if he's going to be obstinate, he shall have to learn his place. From now on no juice; He'll learn to appreciate what he is given."

Kappa- Sephiroth glowered at the wall listing the current rankings in the latest round of the Coliseum games. He didn't know how but somehow he was now in 10th place. It was ludicrous; ever since battling that insolent child with the oversized key-weapon (not to mention shoes), his rank had steadily dropped. It was as if losing to that boy had managed to shake his confidence and that simply would not do. He would reclaim top spot no matter what the cost.

Leap- "That has to be the largest leap in logic I have ever heard," Vexen stated, irritation in his voice. Internally, however, he was leaping for joy. Though they didn't know it, Roxas and Demyx had just given him the solution to correcting the experiment he had been stuck on for weeks. It was a good thing that they didn't realize just how smart they really were.

Mad- Hojo dropped the newspaper on the table and cackled to himself. He stood and strolled over to one of the large, fluid-filled cylinders and pushed up his glasses. Lately, the company had been slacking in its control over the media and there had been an increasing number of articles coming in from other cities about the 'mad' Science Department of the Shinra Corporation. There was nothing 'mad' about wanting to create perfection.

Nice- Watching as all of the groundwork he had so carefully laid out began to unfold exactly as planned, Sephiroth smiled wickedly. He had played nice with the people of Radiant Garden, acted the part of a man seeking atonement for his sins, and earned everyone's trust. That was over now and he could once again be himself. All of these people were about to see just how nice he truly was.

Open- Not entirely sure why, Sephiroth knelt down and held out his arms. Stitch studied him for a long moment with teary eyes, also uncertain about this. He then scampered forward and into the winged man's open arms. As Sephiroth embraced him, he decided that he enjoyed having another being to open up to that would simply understand.

Prone- Hojo carefully read the test results then examined the prone body on the table. Outside of a few pained mutterings that were completely incomprehensible, the subject had shown little sign of life since the last Mako infusion. It was obvious that this blond infantryman was a complete waste of his time and he scowled. It appeared both of his new experiments were going to be failures.

Queen- Opening a corridor, Vexen made a disapproving noise. When Marluxia glanced at him quizzically, the blond barked out a laugh. "That woman was pathetic. You make a better Queen of Hearts and would probably take better care of those rose bushes, too."

Rich- "Do you want to know what it's like to be rich?" Rufus asked Sora seriously. "Yes, you will rarely be in a position where you wonder where your next meal comes from, you can buy anything you want; buy most any person you want. And you spend your entire life wondering who of your friends would still be so if it were not for the simple fact that you have nearly unlimited funds. That's what it is to be rich."

Steam- Screeching like a prepubescent girl, Vexen scrambled out of the steam that came billowing from his supply cabinet. He wiped aggressively at the warm moisture that had collected on his skin and muttered curses. "Axel and Demyx are dead."

Toe- Sephiroth scowled as Riku, Zack and Cloud laughed hysterically. He had known about this little fact for some time now and had hoped the others would not come across it. Now that they had, he knew he wouldn't hear the end of it. "Yes, yes, I was created using DNA extracted from Mother's piggy toe. Can we move on now?"

Up chuck- Rufus Shinra sat quietly behind his desk. On the monitor before him, he watched what the security cameras had caught happening in the lab emotionlessly. He knew that Tseng was watching him closely. What he was seeing… Hojo… naked… with his hand…. Rufus leaned to the side and not-so-elegantly threw up into his wastebasket.

Visit- The little blue monster scampered up the ravine pass. Lately he had taken to visiting the winged man he had seen several times in Ansem's study. At first Stitch only wanted to see the man because he knew they had something significant in common but now, he just wanted to spend time with the man. He always had such fun with the man.

Wonder- It was a marvel of modern science, that's all there was to it. When he revealed his newest creation, people would look at it in complete awe and wonder. They would be amazed at his genius. He would finally get the respect he so rightly deserved.

Xenial- Everyone was staring at him. Sephiroth angled his head slightly at their disbelief and finally chuckled lightly. "I do not know exactly where you all got the notion that I enjoyed being isolated from. I rather like being hospitatable to guests, particularly foreigners. Our visitors are more than welcome to stay with me."

Yodel- Stitch angled his head in confusion. The person he was watching continued making that weird noise from their throat for over a minute before stopping and then starting again. It was the strangest thing he had heard and he looked at Cloud and Zack again. "This… yodeling? Weird."

Zeal- It was working. Vexen worked enthusiastically to complete his newest project, his masterpiece really. Zexion had doubted him, said that it could not be done but Vexen knew better. The other Nobody's words had only fueled his determination and now that he was nearly finished with his replica, a burning excitement ran through him and he was eager to show Zexion how wrong he had been.