Fan Letter Eleven

Man…I'm hungry…I want cake…what? I couldn't think of anything better to say!

From: Bakuras.evil.fan

To: Bakura the spirit Thief.

Subject: You are awesome!

Dear badass thief king Bakura,

You are so sexy! How do you make yourself look so sexy? It must be the magic, right? You have to tell me where you shop! You know, you should try out for a rock band or punk band or...hell you need to sing! You would look so hot up there singing on stage! You'd have so many more fan girls at your hand and foot!

You know something? I look up to you! I want to be just like you! I want to be a thief; of course, I'd never be as good as you, since you are the king. I need some quick tips on stealing and being a badass! Since you're the pro on it I figured I would just ask you. Oh! Here is another question for you. How do you get your hair white like that? It looks really sexy on you. I can't wait for when you take over the world! Let me know if you need any more pets, cause I'm up for adoption!

Yours ALWAYS

bakuras.evil.fan

P.S: tell Kaiba he owes me $10 for crashing into my house!

Xxx

I'm just sexy because I'm awesome like that! I was sexy before the magic came into the picture…Though I was a bit deranged back then…HEY! What do you know! Nothing's changed! Except I have a hikari…(And a stupid editor). Believe it or not I shop only the finest shops! Don't know the names because they're French, Kaiba has a deep wallet you know, and I get paid a LOT by him! Of course most of the time I steal the shit anyways…but I just wanted to gloat on the fact that I have money too!

And me, in a rock or punk band? Oh no…Bakura does not listen to punk music! Bakura is child of the old music…You know that stuff you new age kids probably frown upon. For instance, 60's, 70's and most definitely 80's…Probably because I was stuck in the millennium ring owned by a guy who always stuck the ring right next to his stereo, and left it there for 30 fucking years…That's right I can sit here right now and give you every lyric to every Pink Floyd song that has ever existed. Speaking in Internet lingo for a moment, Classic Rock Pwns. (And mother fucker…I want my British Flag pants back Yami!)

If you would like to be badass like me you should apply for membership in the Bad Ass Thieves Corporation! We take beginners now too! After all we have to train our protégés. And my hair was made white when I first laid eyes on Yami's hair. I was so horrified that my hair immediately faded white in hopes of avoiding changing colors like a mood stone. Yeah the MOOD STONE OF DEATH!

But really, my hair is naturally white. I'm what you people call an albino. White hair, red eyes. Granted back in Egypt people thought I was just a freak. But I WAS an Albino! I Just had a nice tan! So Frekking sue me! And no that wasn't a typo. (Unlike a stupid SOMEONE cougheditorcough I catch most of MY errors.)

Oh and Kaiba said he'll send you a check in the mail, he said it's not his fault…He didn't know the penguins would jump on the dashboard when he relocated them…

Trust me when I need to take over the world I will need every deranged fan I can get. Well maybe not…I've got Gundam Pilots on my team…But I like having my fans help me…It makes me feel special…No actually it makes me feel like a dictator, but who's really making note of these things?

Okay…perhaps the fifteen psychotic fans suction cupped to my window…

But seriously…

I have black curtains…they don't count….

Do they?

XxX

Leo: You know…I have a feeling this will be a very LONG fic…and in a very SHORT time xD! I should have done this long ago! Now I wanna do one for another series XD! God you people have to stop giving me ideas! Or I'll NEVER finish all my fics!