The sun is shining through the blinds in Pam's bedroom straight into her eyes.


Mmmm, what's…?

Jim.

He has a lot more chest hair then I imagined.

Oh no I think I woke him up.

"Good morning."

"Hey stranger, sorry I didn't mean to wake you."

"Oh no, don't be sorry. I would love to be awakened by you every morning, it's a lovely surprise."

"Well thank you."

Oh my god I have bad breath.

Guh so does he.

"What's so funny?"

"Your breath is stank."

"You're not so charming yourself this morning."

"Oh shut up."

I'll just lay my head on his chest my hair will be the breath buffer.

"Pffpt, can you keep the wild mane out of my face? Maybe?"

"Sorry, but no. Deal with it."

"Oh, so feisty already this early in the morning. You're just lucky I kept my hands to myself last night, so I have the strength to attack you this morning."

"Don't even think about it Halpert, just don't…no…ahhh…ok!"

Ahhh I have to pee no, no no no no nonononononononooooooo.

Whoa cold floor, ahhh!

"Where do you think you're going?"

"Nooo! Stay away! AHHH, quit!"

Oh geez, didn't mean to slam it that hard.

"I can take the hint Beesly. No need to take my face off with the door."

"Sorry."

"Are you laughing at my pain?"

"Maybe. Go make me breakfast."

"I'm not your chef you know. Plus this is your apartment; shouldn't you take care of your guests?"

"I need to take a shower and get your stinky smell off of me. All this tickling and wrestling, now I smell like a boy."

"Are you saying I stink?"

"Yes, yes I am Jim."

"Fine take your shower. I'll just hang out in here, and do nothing."

"Stay out of my stuff!"

"Am I a snoop?"

"Maybe."

Water's still cold…

Should I lock the door?

No, but I do feel the need to tease him.

I wonder if he's still in there.

Open the door slowly so he doesn't hear you.

"What are you doing?"

"Ah! You scared me."

"I thought you were getting in the shower. You know if I stand right…here, I can see you in the mirror."

"GAH!"

Damn him!

"So what were you doing?"

"I was trying to tease you."

"Didn't work did it?"

"Doesn't appear that way. Ok fine I'm getting in now so I won't hear you if you keep talking."

Whole Wide World…I'd go the whole wide world.

I still have that song stuck in my head.

Tahiti…when I was a young boy…my mother said to me…

"Are you singing?"

"JIM!!!"

"Ok! Whoops."

"What the hell are you doing!? Get out of here, wait…are you? Oh my!"

He's totally naked, oh my god.

Don't stare.

Whoa! Hello!

I think my face is completely red now.

"Can I join you? I thought I'd help save some water and just share with you."

Oh my god, is he serious?

"Uh…are you serious?"

Oh, hand.

Just take his hand and pull him in, afraid?

"Yes."

Was that me or him?

Sigh.

Wow, he's…

Mmmm.

Don't stare at it, geez.

Oh and the tile is cold, whoa back cold!

"Ok, we need to shift, this tile is really cold on my back."

"Oh Beesly."

Mmmm water is warm now.

Wow he looks so sexy.

His hair all wet.

His hands feel so soft.

"Is this really happening?"

Did I just ask that silly question?

"If you want it to."

Nod, just nod, I don't think I could say it but…

YEESSSS!!!

"Yes, yes I do."

"You're gorgeous. Do you have any idea how beautiful you are, really?"

"Oh quit it, you're just saying that."

"No, Pam you are utterly breathtaking."

"You're rather sexy yourself Mr. Halpert."

"Moi?"

"Oui."

"Do you know what my favorite Pam part is?"

"Have no idea."

My legs are feeling weak.

"This…this right here. It's a very sensitive spot on your neck, and I can just kiss right here, and it causes a wave of reaction. Watch…"

Uhhh, whoa.

"Wow."

"Mm, hmm. Plus it tastes delicious."

"Do it again."

Ok, knees don't fail me now.

Feeling…light…headed.

"Come with me…"

Oh where are we…actually I probably already know that answer.

"I need a towel, and so do you. You're all wet."

"So are you."

"More then you know"

"Beesly. I'm shocked."

Oh no you don't.

"There might actually be a few things about me you don't know Jim Halpert."

"Oh really? What would that be?"

"You'll just have to wait and find out."

"I can't wait…Will you at least kiss me?"

"Absolutely I will."

"Niiice."

So adorable.

I know I've thought that before, like a million times but he's always being so adorable.

"Don't make me think of Kevin in a moment like this. That's just cruel."

"Well his favorite number is 69."

"You're too much."

"So rough Beesly. Be gentle."

"What if I like it rough?"

"Oh…well then by all means!"

"Ahh, dork. I'm going to fall off the bed."

"I'm not letting go. So if you fall, I fall."

Amazing.

Absolutely amazing.

Or as I've heard Kelly say amaaaazing!

Oh wow that feels good.

Mmm, wait…oh right…oooh

"You're incredible."

"You're not too bad yourself."

"I love you."

"Wow. I'm still not sure I'm used to that yet."

"Do I need to say it more?"

"Of course."

"Ok, then I love you. I love your face, your nose…"

Kiss

"Your eyes, your cheeks…"

Kiss

"Your ears, your hair, your sexy luscious lips."

Kiss

"Your neck, your chest. Mmmm I'm really beginning to love your chest."

"Go on…"

Kiss

"Your sexy arms, and shoulders, your elbows…"

"Elbows? You love my elbows?"

"They are the sexiest elbows I've ever seen. So yes."

"Alright, continue."

"Your wrists, your palms, your fingers."

"Ok, that feels good. Wait you forgot this finger…"

Mmmm, yummy.

"What about me? What do you love about me?"

"Well…I do love your smile, your eyes, your hair. Whether it's up, down, curly, straight, wavy however it's always utterly sexy."

"Really? Thank you."

"I'm really beginning to love your chest too."

Oh my god!

"Perv."

"Maybe."

"Ok, go on, what else?"

"Your fingers, are also very sexy, I love them too."

Lovely

"Don't stop now."

"Your hips, are perfect, your legs are sexy as hell, these calves are very biteable."

"You know I can kick you."

"Alright, I won't test you. Oh and these terribly adorable feet, with the perfect toes, I love them too."

"Mmmm, that feels good. I think I could get used to all this attention."

"Well we do have all day today, and all day tomorrow."

"So, you're not leaving today?"

"Never even crossed my mind."

I was so worried this would be short lived.

"Good then I can enjoy your body all…day…long."

"Wow I had no idea your brain could go that far in the gutter Beesly."

"Oh. But you love it."

"I adore it."

Ok…

No more talking.


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