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Whoa so many reviews! O.O Oh and btw this chapter is really short, and creepily... weird. I wrote it at 3:41am, so... yeah this is how my brain thinks then... you have been warned...


Faramir strolled up to the dwarves' prison cell, casually holding the chicken pie in his hand. The three dwarves glared at him, and Faramir was especially careful not to look Thorin in the eye, to avoid being overwhelmed with majesty.

"Don't even bother, I won't eat that!" snarled Fili angstily. "We're not that gullible!"

Faramir sighed with obvious melodramaticism. "Oh good grief! It's your dinner! Take it or leave it!" He shoved the food between the bars.

Thorin condescended to give the food a majestic glance. Faramir could have sworn he saw the pie quiver from the pure majestic presence in the cell.

"Well, you can eat it if you like. I have better things to do with my time." Faramir lied smoothly. "Starve if you like. I honestly don't care." He shrugged carelessly and stalked creepily to creep out another prisoner with his creepy creepo presence.

"I'm hungry, I think we should just eat it!" whined Kili dramatically. "If only Tauriel were here... she'd find a way to help us..."

Thorin slapped Kili across the face. "Don't mention that Spawn of Mary-Sues, that T**riel creature around me EVER again! You were supposed to die defending me, not some creepo who doesn't even exist!"

Kili looked scared. "I was supposed to die? Thorin, are you okay? I am quite alive, I assure you."

"Unfortunately." Thorin muttered under his breath. He looked up. "Ah, just my majestic foresight into the-past-that-could-have-been." Thorin reassured him. "It would have been... BUT MITHRIL ALWAYS SAVES THE DAY!" Thorin did a majestic dance around the cell. The other two rolled their eyes.

"Anyways..." Fili was staring at the pie. "Are we going to eat that or not?"

Thorin looked around, and glared at the other two.

Kili leapt to his feet with a dramatic shout. "I will not hide, behind a wall of stone, while others eat our chicken pies for us! It is not in my taste buds, Thorin." He gave Thorin a angsty glare.

Thorin approached the pie in dramatic slow motion. "I have no right to ask this of any of you." he murmured in his most-super-majestic-voice-ever. "Will you eat with me, one last time?"

The three nodded their agreement, and stuffed the pie into their mouths...


Now is that fanfic writing talent or what? XD Review or...

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