Seppen: Ello, welcome back!

Luxord: Why am I here again?

Seppen: Because until I can figure out how many postage stamps are needed to mail a person, you have to make some form of an appearance.

Luxord: …

Seppen: Go eat a crumpet before I start to talk funny.

Luxord: You indulge in British culture, how do expect not to get an accent?

Seppen: Grrr, be quiet.

Demyx: Seppen owns herself, Xaria owns herself and neither one own Kingdom Hearts.

Seppen: Now on with the show!

Luxord: Before the lass gets mad!

Seppen: Grrr, do not call me 'lass'.

The air surrounding The Castle That Never Was held a sense of peace and quiet; the calm before the storm. Half the castle's occupants had evacuated, choosing grueling missions over the possibility of getting caught up in the mayhem sure to ensue. As if on cue, the lights flickered throughout the halls as Larxene awoke to find the tricks had already begun.

"WHO THE HELL IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS!" Larxene shouted, waking any of the remaining members.

Standing in the hallway with murder in her eyes, Larxene glared daggers into the air. Her rage was the only "normal" thing about her; the difference lay in her cloak. Instead of the uniform black organization cloak, Larxene wore a yellow cloak with two distinctive brown stripes on the back. Her hood, which was drawn over her head, had two ears that flopped around as she shouted angrily. A zigzag tail stuck out from the back, constantly hitting the walls as she maneuvered about and someone had applied bright red circles to her cheeks.

"I can't take you seriously looking like that!" Seppen laughed, walking out of her room next door.

Reflexively, Larxene summoned her kunis as held them at the ready to be fired at Seppen. Seppen summoned Vexen's shield in response as she grinned challengingly.

"Where are my other cloaks?" Larxene asked, seething with venom.

"Demyx dropped them out a window, last I saw they were in the laundry room." Seppen replied smugly, "Before you ask, Demyx is wandering here somewhere, but I won't tell you where."

"How did you even get this in my size?" Larxene grumbled, the lights flickering again.

"I weaseled it out of Marly; he was too upset with his hair to pay attention to what he was saying." Seppen replied with a shrug, "Though I must say, you really pull that Pikachu costume off. Though I must warn you, this was the better outfit, the latter being a moogle outfit."

Larxene narrowed her eyes at Seppen for a moment, before sudden movement caught her eye.

"What the hell was that?" Larxene jumped as something small scurried past her feet.

"Get back here!" Axav shouted as she raced down the hall, nearly crashing into Larxene and Seppen.

Before Axav could catch the small form, it climbed up Larxene's cloak and hid in her hood. Moments after, Seppen began to burst out laughing, nearly falling over in the process.

"What's so funny?" Larxene growled attempting to look into her hood to see what was occupying it.

"I think it thinks you're its mommy." Seppen laughed, pointing to the small creature as it stuck its head out.

Larxene screamed, whacking the rodent form her hood, right into Seppen's hands as she dove for the little guy.

"Watch it, you nearly killed him." Seppen chastised.

"What is it?" Larxene asked, eyeing the peculiar looking rodent.

"It's a pygmy jerboa, also known as a real-life Pikachu." Axav explained as Seppen allowed Larxene to have a closer inspection.

The Pikachu jumped from Seppen's hands onto Larxene's shoulder as it curled into a ball. Larxene glared irritably at the little guy, but the Pikachu showed no signs of caring.

"Aw, it likes you, miracles happen after all!" Seppen teased, "Anyway, I'll leave you with your new friend. Hope the little guy likes water."

Larxene gave Seppen a puzzled look before looking past Seppen to find Demyx and Xigbar grinning like maniacs. Demyx held his sitar, fingers practically itching to hit one of the strings, while Xigbar held a water gun, a very dangerous looking water gun. In one fluid motion, Seppen grabbed Axav and disappeared into a portal. Within in the next second, water filled the halls and came rushing towards Larxene. The moment the water touched Larxene, an electrical current shot through the water; Larxene's powers were shorting out. As the water subsided, Larxene lay in a puddle along with the Pikachu somehow still on her shoulder. Xigbar and Demyx stood a foot or so from the puddle, barely dodging the electrical current.

"Run?" Demyx asked, turning to Xigbar.

Xigbar did not respond, he was already half-way down the hall and angling toward his room. Shrugging, Demyx took after him, not wanting to find himself stuck with a very ticked of Larxene when she awoke. Larxene rose slowly, careful so as not to slip in the puddle.

"How am I supposed to dry off now?" Larxene huffed, looking down at her soaking wet cloak.

"I have an idea!" Demyx shouted, appearing suddenly out of nowhere.

"I'm almost afraid to ask." Larxene grumbled as Demyx danced about.

"Flash mob!" Demyx shouted as music began playing.

Several cloaked figures appeared from behind Demyx as they all began dancing to caramelldansen.

"Come on, Larxy, if you don't dance you won't dry off." Seppen laughed from behind one of the cloaks.

Larxene glared at one of the cloaked figures, unsure of which one was Seppen. From behind, Xaria grabbed Larxene and moved her arms to the caramelldansen until Larxene finally danced on her own.

"I feel like an idiot." Larxene continued to grumble.

"Well, can't say you don't look like one," Seppen teased.

"How did you get the others to go along with this?" Larxene asked, referring to the other cloaked figures.

"Those are just dusks." Axav explained, pulling one of the hoods down while still dancing.

As the song ended, Larxene's Pikachu fell off her shoulder and landed on the ground in a daze; its fur in a puffball due to the humidity of the room.

"Better now?" Demyx asked a goofy grin on his lips.

Larxene narrowed her eyes at Demyx, still evidently ticked at Demyx.

"I think your ant is still mad, Axav." Seppen grinned, "I say we take our leave."

With that, the group disappeared yet again, leaving Larxene and the puffball in the halls. A few moments later, Larxene picked up the Pikachu and headed to the kitchen for breakfast. Upon walking in, Xigbar was drinking his morning coffee while Luxord drinking his tea. As they caught sight of Larxene, they both performed a spit-take in unison. Larxene glared at them and continued to the cabinet where she pulled out a loaf of bread to make toast. The Pikachu scampered across the counter top as it raced for the sugar container before diving in. Larxene dropped a few slices of bread into the toaster before turning around to face the two organization members.

"Can I help you?" She spat.

"Your little friend is swimming in the sugar." Luxord replied, averting his gaze from meeting Larxene's eyes.

Without paying attention, Larxene's 'tail' slid into the toaster as she pulled the Pikachu out of the sugar bowl. Larxene's antennae stood straight up as an electrical current rushed from the toaster through her 'tail' to her in a matter of seconds. The Pikachu had jumped in time to avoid being shocked and watched as Larxene turned on the toaster. Summoning her kunis and attacked the toaster in a fury.

"That'll teach you to shock me." Larxene growled venomously.

In reply, her bread slices shot out of what remained of the toaster and shot her in the forehead. Larxene growled again and finished the toaster off with a large electrical shock that caused the power to go off. As the lights flickered back on, Larxene placed the burnt pieces of toast on a plate and took a bite out of one of them.

"What are you looking at?" Larxene asked between bites, referring to the bewildered looking duo seated at the table.

"Nothing," The two replied in unison.

The two attempted to rush out of the doorway, but got stuck before they both shot out and down the hall to their respective rooms.

"Weirdoes," Larxene mumbled as she finished of her toast, the Pikachu now sitting peacefully on her shoulder.

AN:

Seppen: And that is why we no longer have a fully functional or even slightly functional toaster…

Luxord: And why I refuse to drink tea in the kitchen in the morning.

Seppen: A big thanks to KpCw, godly345, Ducktape980, Yonet and I'm a gummy bear for the reviews and ideas, much appreciated. A quick reminder, the next chapter will be my day of torture…

Luxord: I think we are all quiet mad for it.

Seppen: …So ideas for Roxas and/or Xion will be much appreciated, but will not be needed for two chapters. I advertise the next two chapters as pointing out the other members are in charge of the annoying tactics so it is not just me annoying Xaria and vice versa.

Luxord: Please have a nice day and don't forget to leave a review.

Seppen: and on a late note… Happy April Fool's Day.