Let's get ready to rumble!

I don't understand why I have to take that class! It's an insult to my intelligence, of course I blame Lexi, if she hadn't of jumped at the chance to sit next to Remus then I would still be copying her and not having to catch up with this bunch!

But I digress, well I still will until Lexi feels guilty enough for abandoning me and my education!

Still I'm glad it's over and tomorrow is another day, I carried on walking down the corridor just wondering in my own thoughts, but I had the strangest feeling I was being watched. As I turned the corner I had a quick glance back to see whether it was just my frivolous imagination, or whether it was Lexi stalking me she has a habit of doing so, so it wasn't out of the question.

I mean she must be a pro by now, all that Remus stalking would have to count for something, aw, she looks at him like a little love struck puppy, so cute, which is also not an odd occurrence for Lexi she's so damn cute all the time.

Nothing. Interesting…

I carried on down, why are these corridors sooooo long, and then I saw Sirius. Obviously it was planned and he didn't surprise me, nothing gets by me. Theres that feelingof being watched again.

I started towards him, geez why was he able to pull of that pose, y'know that brooding 'I'm-cooler-than-everyone-just-leaning-against-this-wall' pose. I mean, say if Remus tried it and I was Lexi, she'd be thinking what a complete arse, well actually she would probably overlook it and start screaming, Oh Remus, Remus, let's run off together into the sunset. '

'Off in your own world then? It's upsetting to know that you aren't moved by my presence, unless you were thinking of me?' he said in his usual condescending way.

'Alas, not everyone swoons at the sight of you, even if their obliged to' I turned to face him directly as he leaned up off the wall.

'But you are obliged to' he smirked

Damn that face, if Lexi could see me now, I give in.

We walked back together to the common room, I hate keeping this a secret, I mean I'm not a mushy romantic and stuff but being in a relationship usually means that you can tell the world.

WHATS HAPPENING TO ME! I'm turning into a girl!

My insides feel mushy, no this can't be. Dammmit!

'You've been very quiet, which is really not like you it's hard to shut you up' Sirius remarked as we reached the entrance to the Gryffindor common room.

'Shush it, I'm thinking.'

'Fine, fine,' he put his hands in the air as a sign of backing off and turned to the portrait 'Cornish pixies.'

The portrait swung open and we walked into the Gryffindor common room.

'Erm, Sirius I was thinking…' I started.

'Really Elle it's not good for you, you'll turn into Lexi' He slumped back into a chair by the fire.

'Hey, leave her out of this' I could of sworn I heard someone agreeing with me, anyway 'I think we need to talk.'

'Eugh' he rolled his eyes 'Geez Elle I didn't think you were this type of person' he stood up and matched my height.

'I'm not, It's just we said that we would keep it a secret but, truth is I don't want to.'

'Why?' God, he's so clueless.

'Well, for one reason the fact that Lexi is putting immense emotional guilt on me, she's my friend' until she abandons me for Remus, I'll get her 'You tell your friends everything, so we should, maybe, not keep it a secret' I looked up from the floor and saw Sirius.

He looked like he was pondering, you know, that pondering face?

'Sure' he shrugged

What!? That's it, sigh.

'I see no reason why it should be secret' he came closer.

Just as we were about to kiss, Lexi rolled out of nowhere and rammed straight into me.

'Lexi what on ear…'

'Hold it right there misses, missus, miss, mister? We'll go with mister! God why does no one fall over when their meant to!?' She was at my feet in a sort of crouching position, she got up and started. 'I knew it, you're dating Sirius Black, of house Black blood type B!'

'Although, due to my excellent stalking skills I found out, but you should have told me, I am your closest friend almost soul mates, and YOU!' she whizzed round and pointed at Sirius.

'What about me?' I don't think I've ever seen him this scared 'What was that!? Seriously do you have no heart your meant to get down on one knee and profess you love for her!?'

I honestly didn't hear the next bit I was too busy crying with laughter at Sirius, who at this point was pinned on to a chair with Lexi looking like she would kill him.

'Elle, help me!' Awww he looked so desperate, never mind, I was enjoying this way too much.

'I don't know what your laughing at Elle!' she turned her head slowly and it was like she was possessed by the devil. This time Sirius smiled.

'We need to talk!' Lexi yelled, 'Of all the cliché's in the world, that one? I thought you were going to break up with him' she clasped her hands together and looked as though she would start crying, she should be an actress.

'Me and Jamesy boyo were almost in tears and I could see the emotion on Remus and Peter, sort of…'

'Wait! They were in on this crazy scheme?' Anger flooded Sirius' face 'I'm telling you now come out from where you're hiding before I break something'

James popped out from where Lexi had, sheepishly rubbing the back of his neck as he walked towards the small group, 'If it makes you feel any better, Lexi and I were following Elle, not you.'

Sirius just glared darkly at his friend, grabbing his head and ruffling his hair as James cried out. It was inevitable that this would end up as some sort of wrestling match between the two as they rolled about, knocking over the table in their path.

I turned to Lexi, watching her watch them fight. She turned to me, only uttering one word.

'Hot.'