A/n: I'm so sorry I updated this late, I had tests, tests, and more tests! I HATE CMTS!

L: What's that?

M: Connecticut Mastery tests, they're really hard and I hate them.

C: And they're freaking annoying… I hate math.

SH: DUH!

L: You know… I've never been to the Department of Testing before…

Me: The tests are at school now, smart one.

L: Oh, then there's nothing I can do about it.

S: (Thinking) As if he'd do anything to help.

SH: Stupid George Bush and that stupid "No Child Left Behind" Law…

Me: Dude, remember? Voldemort killed him.

SH: Oh yeah… YAY!

C: You forget a lot.

SH: How rude! Humph. (Crosses arms)

Me: Ok um… In this chapter… How do I explain this? Well, you'll have to find out for yourself… READ.


Chapter 12: Kidnapped

The Evil's Castle

"A creator?" asked The Evil.

"Of course!" said Kevin. "There's gotta be one. Those so called 'heroes' can't fall out of the sky you know."

"Well before those stupid villagers took the Key, I was so powerful; I could kill all of them in no time flat and make them fall out of the sky."

Gremswell asked, "How did you destroy those zombie lizards then?"

"I can't destroy living things, they were dead. That's why they're called ZOMBIES."

"Oh yeah…"

"I have no idea why you're my sidekick or whatever you call them."

"Sir, that's because I was the smartest out of all of the other gremlins."

"Oh yes, you were the only one that knew the alphabet and count to 20."

Suddenly, the grandfather clock in the room rang, "DONG! DONG! DONG! DONG! DONG! DONG!"

Kevin Banks spoke, "Evil, I believe it's officially 11,000 years since the big battle."

The Evil made an evil grin, "It… Is… Time."


Sulliman's Residence

"DONG! DONG! DONG! DONG! DONG! DONG!" the alarm for Rupert's clock sounded throughout the house.

Rupert rose from his miniature bed. He turned off the alarm and sat in his litter box. As he sat and did his "business", he thought of what happened last night. He felt really sorry for Trohman. It has been years since Rupert met him and called him Tro'. Although he isn't exactly the kindest person in the house, he didn't want Trohman to be mad at him or anything like that. Heck, he's the only one that knows about the fried rat incident. Not even Nosey knew about it; but they never talked to each other ever since last night. He owes Trohman a full-fledged explanation. Rupert walked out of his litter box to look for him.


The Kitchen

Rupert slid down the side of the stairs and landed into the kitchen. It was only Paul, Sasuke, Tristan, and Monroe.

Rupert tried to make a conversation, "Hey, so we're the only early birds?"

No one said anything for a while until Paul spoke, "Why did you do it?"

"Do what?"

"You know what I mean."

"I didn't even know Nosey knew it!"

Tristan spoke, "I'm very sorry but what in the hell are you talking about?"

Paul explained, "Trohman and Iris."

"Oh… Right."

"(To Rupert) What happened? How did he know?"

Rupert retorted, "I don't know what happened! I dunno how! (Sincerely) But I would never do that to Trohman."

Paul gave Rupert an odd look. He knew that Rupert had a very important bond with Trohman or he would say, Tro'. Maybe he was being serious; I guess I'll let him off the hook… For now.

"So… Where is he?"

Paul said, "He's at PSA studying. He was very quiet…"

"Can I have the car keys?"

"Try walking."

"What are you, nuts?"

"Speak for yourself," said Sasuke.

"Oh shuddup," Rupert went into a drawer and took the car keys and left.

Paul asked, "Should we?"

Monroe said, "Well… Leave the fleabag alone. He'll be fine."

"What if he drive 1 MPH?"

"Are you exaggerating?"

"Kinda… He's really slow."

"Ok then, Sasuke?"

Sasuke groaned, "What?"

"Watch Rupert…"

"For the mission?"

Paul said, "Yeah, just make sure he'll be fine… Like how you protected Tazuna."

"Whatever," Sasuke quickly left the house and watched Rupert from a safe point of view.

Naruto walked into the room and stretched his arms, "(Yawns) Yes! I'm here before Sasuke!"

Tristan pointed out, "He was here before you… And he's off on a mini mission."

"WHAT! Damn it! That mission-stealing, waking-up-earlier-than-me bastard."


Marie's Room

Marie woke up to see her mom, Lilo, Stitch, and Rich, "Hey, what happened?"

Lilo said, "Well… After Nosey spilled the beans about Iris, you fainted. Because you read too many thoughts at the same time."

"Oh, where's Trohman?"

Anne answered, "DT PSA."

"Ok."

Lilo thought, "Does your mom know about your mind reading powers?"

Marie shook her head.

"Not yet?"

"Pretty much."

"Alright."

Anne smiled, "Aw, it's like you two can read each other's minds."

Marie and Lilo exchanged looks. Stitch and Rich looked at each other confused.

Nosey walked into Marie's room and greeted, "Hey guys! You liked last night?"

"…" There was utter silence. No one spoke a word.

"Ok um… I'm gonna look for dinner- I mean breakfast then."

Nosey left the room and the others followed to do their own thing.


DT PSA

Rupert finally arrived at DT PSA and Sasuke was right there following.

The ninja thought, Hm… Thought we'd be there by breakfast.

Rupert went to the customer service desk and rang the bell. Sasuke was looking outside of the room.

"DARN IT! SERVICE!" shouted Rupert.

A lady who had a very perky smile on her face said, "Hello, welcome to customer service where the-"

"Listen, I need to speak to Trohman Hankai."

"(Cheerily… CHEERIOS! I mean… cheerily.) Trohman? Oh, him! He's out right now; please leave a message after the beep… BEEP!"

"I'm not in the mood for an answering machine, where's Trohman?"

"Ok, sir! But don't say I didn't warn you! He's upstairs in his room."

"Alright, thank you. (Under his breath) Perky butt."

Rupert went upstairs and Sasuke followed.

The lady shouted to Sasuke, "HEY!"

Sasuke turned around.

"(Smiles at his so called 'cuteness') Oh, I'm sorry. Please continue."

He rolled his eyes and went after Rupert.


Trohman's Room

Trohman was practicing on his keyboard until he heard a knock on his door.

Trohman asked, "Who is it?"

Rupert answered, "Someone who didn't do anything to hurt you."

"What?"

He went up to the door and opened it. He looked down and saw Rupert. Rupert gave a weak smile and Trohman walked back into his room. He didn't really mind Rupert in there.

Rupert walked inside and said, "Listen, I'm sorry. But I didn't know Nosey knew it…"

Trohman didn't make any eye contact.

"I don't know, I swear!"

Trohman sat up and finally spoke, "I know you can't help but slip stuff like that out. Besides, I've gotten over her."

Rupert raised his eye and crossed his arms.

"Ok… I didn't BUT it's ok."

"I SERIOUSLY DIDN'T KNOW!"

Meanwhile, Sasuke sat outside of the room and watched them thinking, Wait, Nosey said that is was unplanned… Maybe he IS telling the truth.

Rupert and Trohman stayed silent for a while, exchanging looks.

Finally, Rupert spoke, "You know, everyone feels real sorry for you."

Trohman looked somewhat surprised, "Really?"

"Yeah."

"They shouldn't."

"What?"

"Don't feel sorry for me. It's all in the past; I've put most of it behind me."

"But what about what's left?"

"It hurts… It really hurts."

"(Long silence) Hey, is the food good around here?"

"…Why?"

"We still have an extra seat for breakfast…"

"Eh… Why not?"

"YES!"

"On one condition."

"The car?"

"Yup."

"Aw…"

"Remember the fried rat incident?"

"You had to get to get me with that…"

"Hehe…"

"Oh well, LAST ONE TO THE CAR IS A ROTTEN EGG!"

Sasuke sprinted out of the dorm and passed by the car, I win.

Soon, Trohman was out of the dorms and tapped the car, "HA! YOU'RE THE ROTTEN EGG! NOT ME!"

Rupert followed Trohman muttered under his breath, "Better off destroying an egg."

(A/n-
Lucifer cries out, "NO MAURICE! WHY!"
Cheesehead laughs, "Ha, ha.")


After Breakfast

Their breakfast was quite decent but there of time, it was very quiet. Actually, even Nosey didn't talk at all during the meal. Most of the time, it was Naruto arguing with Sasuke, Sakura takes Sasuke's side, Naruto gets pissed off, and then Jenny had to cool all of them down by threatening them.

For example, "SHUT UP OR I'LL USE THIS LASER CANNON ON YOU!"

Well, you get the idea. Also, everyone gave Trohman his or her sympathies about Iris. Later, Timmy and Lilo were talking to each other since Marie had to go rest due to her passing out. They saw Trohman passing by looking pretty sad.

Lilo said, "I feel really sorry for Trohman…"

Timmy agreed, "I know, what kind of person would let that happen to him?"

"Someone really weird… I guess."


Somewhere in the Universe

A young man who looked 16-17 years old was checking his email.

He said aloud, "AWESOME! She finally updated!"

He clicked the link and read the web page to himself. The boy opened another web page and started to type something. He thought for a while and had an idea.

The teen spoke to himself, "Hey! Why not Roker- I mean Trohman have a girlfriend! Wait… She'll then leave him for another guy who'll… Abuse her to death! Yeah, and that'll mentally scar him for life... Forcing him to sing and play piano to ease the bittersweet pain! HQ, you're a genius!"

HQ was typing so rapidly, the keyboard slipped from his hands. He went underneath the table and picked it up. As he rose, he bumped his head on the bottom of the table.

"Ow…" He rubbed his forehead and finished typing his review.

Soon, he received an email from someone praising his idea, calling it "very cool and dramatic."

(A/n: Sorry if I made you look clumsy, HQ. Well everyone has to have a clumsy day… I always do… Ok, on with the story!)


Hallway

Ulrich was passing by the bathroom and heard someone use the shower. He didn't exactly tend to stick around but then the water stopped. Something opened and then a piercing yet manly scream rang out. He was about to walk away until the door swung open and out came Joey… In his underwear?

Joey grabbed the young boy and asked, "Kid, do you know where the shaving cream is?"

Ulrich said, "How would I know? (Notices stubble on Joey's chin) You got a little something there right on your…"

"I KNOW!"

"Ok, whatever um… Josy right?"

"IT'S JOEY!"

"Ok Josy."

"JOEY! IT'S JOEY I TELL YA! JOSY- UH… JOEY!"

(A/n: Manbananpinapple Island… LOL Phantom Fairy theJedi of Slythindor…)


Outside of the House

A black cloud was floating by and on it stood The Evil, Gremswell, and the Boy George look-alike AKA Kevin Banks.

The Evil groaned, "I can't believe it took THREE hours for you to choose only ONE outfit…"

Kevin crossed his arms, "Humph. Admit that it WAS worth it. No one can resist my stylish 5 inch high heels and this soothing hot pink lip gloss."


Somewhere in the Universe

A woman was interviewing a man and things went along pretty smoothly.

The woman asked, "Very well, so… Do you think that the documentary could-"

Suddenly the man threw up in the most unnatural way. He bent his neck down, opened his mouth, and Carnation Milk-like liquid poured from it as if they planned the incident. The woman ran away from the studio grossing out.


The Black Cloud

Gremswell asked, "Um… Aren't you a guy? Wait, what do kids call it these days? Dude right?"

The Evil rolled his eyes.

Kevin retaliated, "You know what? I wouldn't be talking if I were you. You're the one who should go out and buy a straightening iron. It really works."

Gremswell became confused, "…But I don't have hair."

"So? Go buy a wig, those things are SO glamorous!"

(A/n-
Cheesehead spoke, "Even I wouldn't say glamorous… Unless I was making fun of someone, like Kevin!"
Squirt agreed, "Same here, only someone as pathetic as Kevin would say it."
Sugar High squealed, "OH WOODSTOCK! Your shoes are SO glamorous!"
"If you didn't notice, Woodstock doesn't… even… have shoes," said Marj.)

"(Thinks for a while)… You're homo."

Kevin started to chase Gremswell around the cloud, going 2 meters per hour. Gremswell was walking around the place knowing it was hopeless for Kevin.

"WHOA- UMPH!" Kevin tripped over.

Gremswell fell to the ground laughing like a hyena.

The Evil sighed, "I'm surrounded by idiots. (A few minutes pass) BOTH OF YOU! SHUT UP! I'M GONNA-"

The other two became quiet.

"Thank you. The sooner we get there the better."


Sulliman's Residence

Within the house, Marie was talking to Lilo.

"NO WAY!" Marie shouted.

Lilo replied, "Yes way, then Mertle opened her bedroom door to find…?"

"The spiders?"

"Uh-huh."

They both started to laugh, imagining Mertle running around the house screaming at the top of her lungs. Little did they know it was getting darker and ash was swirling in the shadows. In fact, not one, not even Rupert could predict or imagine what was to come. By now, the black cloud was closer… So what could Ron do about it?

"RON! Are you drinking from the milk carton… again?" scolded Kim.

He turned around with a milk moustache and a milk carton that was in his hand, "No, I would NEVER, EVER…"

Kim pointed at Ron's hand.

"EVER… (Looks at hand) Hehe… Drink more than one."

"Ugh," Kim slapped her forehead.

"…Do you still like me?" Ron flashed a goofy smile.

"RON!" Kim gave him a playful yet friendly hug.

Suddenly, the power shut down and you could hear a few piercing screams.

Somewhere in the house, Naruto said to Sakura, "You know, you look really pretty when you scream."

Sakura slapped him and groaned, "SAVE IT!"

Sasuke spoke, "In fact, you guys look way better in the dark, especially Naruto."

Naruto shouted, "WHY I OUGHTA-! (Sighs and thinks) What is it? Make-the-Orphaned-Kid-Miserable Day? Ah, screw them."

With Yugi and the others, they were freaking out too.

"AH! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?" Mai shouted and smacked the closest person nearby down to the floor.

Joey was in pain, "Ow… I'm gonna feel that for a month or something."

"J-Joey? What the-? Ugh. (Smacks him again)"

"HEY!"

Yugi wasn't really worrying that much over Joey; he was more concerned over the power outage.

"Yugi?" asked Tea.

Yugi looked at her, "Yeah?"

"You look… worried."

"Well uh… You can say that."

"(Smiles) Don't worry, everything will be fine."

Tristan interrupted, "Um… You know, all creepy moments come before the horrible moment… Thing uh… What the hell am I saying? Never mind."

Rupert passed by all of them coughing, "Dunce."

"Who was that?"

Yugi and Tea shrugged their shoulders.

Yugi stared into space and then started to "talk to Yami."

Yugi said, "I'm really worried."

Yami agreed, "Me too. I sense a dark presence."

"Well… It's either that or (flatulent noise) Joey's bean burrito."

"Very funny, but I'm quite serious. In fact, it feels like…"

"Like what?"

"I've known the presence before."

"Huh?"

"It just feels like… I've known it before, a long time ago…"

"Oh… Is that bad?"

"I'm not sure… Maybe we were supposed to be here on purpose."

Kaiba interrupted the "conversation" saying, "Who didn't pay the freaking electric bills?"

Yugi turned into Yami and YAMI spoke, "It's not the electric bills. By now you should know there is such thing as-"

"Will you ever learn? It's all special effects; this must be some kind of reality show."

"What are you talking about? How can you explain-?"

"Everyone knows that there isn't such thing as other dimensions, mystical creatures, aliens, chakra or any kind of that crap. It's just fake."

Yami thought, Will he ever learn?


Outside of the Sullimans' House

Gremswell said shakily, "Um… S-sir? A-are you sure the lights are all o-off?"

The Evil pointed around him, "Do you SEE any lights on?"

"Well… (Squints eyes and looks around) Not really…"

"That answers your question then."

"Oh, thank you sir."

"(Under breath) Idiot. (Aloud) Ok, you guys wait here; I'll get 'em."

Kevin and Gremswell nodded their heads. The Evil got on his black cloud and went straight to Marie's room. Speaking of the word "straight"…

Gremswell spoke, "Gay."

Kevin started to chase Gremswell around the lawn.


Marie's Room

Marie looked around the room feeling chills rushing up her spine, "L-Lilo?"

Lilo asked, "What?"

"Something's weird."

"Oh come on, it's just a power outage."

"Well, besides that. The power outage is too abnormal… How could it happen?"

"You know, Squirt told me there was a power outage because of a power grid or something… Maybe something went wrong, but in the most unmagical way ever."

"Heh, 'unmagical?' Very original, but I'm serious. You know-"

The window suddenly shattered into pieces. Lilo and Marie froze in their place.

Before anything else could happen, Lilo shouted, "STITCH!"

Somewhere in the house, Stitch heard Lilo and used his night vision to find Marie's room.

Stitch stood bug-eyed, "L-Lilo… T-T-The… EVIL!"

Marie and Lilo was confused, "Evil?"

The Evil walked through the mirror and spoke, "Actually, I prefer to be called The Evil… More formal."

"The Evil?" they looked at each other and knew something bad was going to happen.

Stitch felt that way too so he jumped on The Evil's face and tried to distract him. The Evil looked… amused by Stitch's effort but grabbed him by his foot and threw him out of the window.

Lilo shrieked, "STITCH!"

The Evil rubbed his hands together and created a force field barrier around Marie and Lilo. The "pieces of the Key" started to and kick and punch the barrier trying to make it break.

Mr. Evil started to cackle hysterically at the two, "HA, HA, HA! This barrier is unbreakable! Now, let us go."

He summoned his black cloud and hopped onto it. The black cloud floated down to Kevin and Gremswell to pick them up. The cloud floated away and with it, Marie and Lilo.

Among the Sulliman's lawn, lay Stitch, weak and injured.

"Marie… Lilo… All Stitch's fault."


A/n: MY GOD! I THOUGHT I'D NEVER FINISH THE CHAPTER! Ok, on a lighter note… IT'S CHEESEHEAD'S BELATED BIRTHDAY! Her real one was March 9.

L: Another party?

C: It's MY birthday…

SH: …So?

C: So I'm running things now!

Me: Uh, well… I guess but… Ok, sure.

C: YAY! Ok, now that I'm running things, I say that Squirt gets to run things until I say… Supercalifragilisticexpealidocious. Ok?

SH: Wow… So what'll we do, Squirt?

M: Why does Squirt get to run things?

SH: Yeah, I wanna run things! My birthday is coming in two days! TWO!

Me: Too bad, she said I get to run things.

SH: Well then tell her I want to run things.

C: Um… Guys?

M: Just tell her, she's right there.

C: Hello?

SH: BUT I'M NOT ASKING HER!

Me: Just do it.

SH: STOP PRESSURING ME! I DON'T WANNA DO IT!

S: (Thinking) Peeeeeeer pressure…

C: My god, can you listen for just a second? (No one listens) If I have to… Supercalifragilisticexpealidocious! (Sudden silence)

SH, Me:
Even though the sound of it is something quite atrocious
If you say it louder then you'll always sound precocious-

Everyone except for C and M: Supercalifragilisticexpealidocious!

M: (Smacks herself in the forehead) Ow…

C: Ok… WE ALL SAID IT! So now I'm in charge and Squirt lost her privelages.

SH: Why do you have to sound so professional? It sound so, professional.

M: No kidding…

Me: Ok then… (Freezes time and makes it two days later and unfreezes it) Let's sing "Happy Birthday" to Sugar High!

SH: YAY! You guys better have my presents or else!

L: Weird… It feels like a few seconds ago, it was Cheesehead's B-day…

SH: Hey, can I blow out my candles now so these people can go away?

Me: Sure, go ahead. (SH blows out candles and light randomly go out)

SH: AH! I mean… COOL! I mean… BOO! I'M 13! NOOOOO!

Me: REVIEW!