For a moment she could hear someone yelling, most likely the albino and Sasha having another argument, she could hear him rampaging after what was most likely the poor orange fizz while yelling about him eating his food, he always complained about it so why bother when someone else ate it? Lily had picked up one of the albino's abandoned cloaks from the washing room on her way through from her own room, the blood dripping off it like wild fire as she bungs it in and goes back through to her own room before she is dragged into any of the fighting. Something being slammed takes her attention to a bit of her ceiling falling off onto the ground that she walks over to pick up, her back away from the door as she stares at it quietly.
"…maybe I should have stayed in the sand village…why am I even acting like this? I'm a loner, I always have been and always will be" her fist punches the air in frustration. "I shouldn't be standing here regretting something I can't change…dammed who am I kidding" she growls throwing the piece of roof at the wall in anger, someone shifting at the door as she turns to find nothing there. Blinking she steps closer to glance around with a confused expression, stepping out completely to peer around more yelling is heard meaning they had ran past her room to escape something. Watching the darkness she see's something glinting but Lily couldn't make it out as anything in particular, shutting her door to step towards it she pauses at the wall to stare at Hidan's scythe stuck through the wall.
Prizing it out the lilac eyes stare patiently at it before scowling at the mess made in the wall, pushing it onto the groove of her shoulder she marches back down the hallway looking for the albino. Everyone sitting in the living room as she glances about. "anyone seen Hidan" she plainly enquires watching as they shrug only making her grumble loudly, striding around some more she heads to his ritual room and knocks. Her eyes glancing to find someone had stepped on the food and had most likely went skidding across the floor, turning her head to look up at the albino she holds out the scythe but he just slams the door on her face. Lily stares with wide eyes before staring round at some watching, whispering quietly.
"I told you, if she touched it then Hidan wouldn't want it back…where's my money" her eyes slit making them back off around the corner again, groaning she stares at the red scythe and then at the door. With a swift hacking crack she strides off hearing someone yell and a door flung open, the yelling stopping when they see the scythe.
[I' m never being nice to that self centred…that self centred….Thing! Again] she snarls bitterly storming down and into her own room to slam the bedroom door shut, she could feel the world wincing to the beat as she slides down the wood to growl into her curled up knee's, fingers delving and gripping her raven hair tightly.
[I'm so angry I could just…tear something apart] she screeches again scowling at the ground, just wishing it could just burn and bubble to emphasise her anger right now.
It had taken at least an hour for her to calm down just enough to stop ripping at her hair but she doesn't move from the curled up position. [this is the worst day ever…Hidan despises me…the Jashin group now despise me just as much as him…] growling slightly something tries to enter the room only hitting her back in the process, someone shouts loudly.
"let me the fuck in bitch face!" the albino stands outside smacking the door again, Lily sits contemplating this before he yells again as bitterly as possible. "remember your deal!" he snarls only making her shift to glance at the doorknob turning looking about ready to be snapped off, if she remembered correctly he said 'don't come near me' which meant until he even tried to give her another order she wouldn't do anything for him that meant looking at him.
Covering her ears and humming loudly she waits for him to give up. "fine, fuck you slut" he yells echoing even her own room, the malice and spite in his voice sending shudder's through her body. Her eyebrow squinting to look at something running down her hand, finally she realised it was her tears but she didn't feel like she was crying but when touching her cheeks she could see it was hers.
[why am I crying…] she groans standing up from the door to grab a hanky from her bathroom quickly. [an early night, that's what I need…] changing after a long hot bath Lily sits on her bed staring into space, the early night wasn't going to happen. Outside she could hear yelling and fighting from everyone and eventually it takes its toile for her to come out and stride to the living room to find the room with several holes, her eyebrow starts to twitch at the sight.
"what…happened to the living room" her eyes trail to an arm that is recognisably the albino's, trailing the blood and bits of body she pauses at the pale Jashinist completely ripped up with his head lopped off. Lily's hear kicks in her chest as she slowly walks towards the head and kneels to pick it up.
"Hidan-sama?" she whispers this quietly seeing that he doesn't reply to her, the raven haired woman places her arms round the head and holds it closer to her chest.
"Hidan…" her eyes stare at the blood stained white hair uncaring of the blood going all over her in the process of sitting in the mess of strewn body and furniture, taking her hands away from him she stares at his lips. The thought of kissing a dead person worried her somewhat but the raven haired woman lifts him closer towards her until their inch's away, foreheads pressed against each other she shuts her eyes for a moment.
"Hidan..?" she attempts one last time seeing no reply, slowly she ghosts her lips over his but something shocks her if not makes her almost drop the dead if it weren't for her freezing to the spot.
"fuck…" he snarls as she opens her eyes to come face to face with his red orbs with one eyebrow twitching.
"what fhuck bitchph phace!" he snaps again as she stares at the talking, decapitated head, her lips where still locked with his at this point as she stares in morbid horror at the masochist actually talking to her.
"get your phucking liph oph oph mine!" he snarls with a scowl as she seems to spark a connection in her brain to part her lips, this however links to her throwing Hidan's head and running past Kakuzu who just watches her then looks at the albino glaring up at him.
"I think she's going to have nightmares after seeing a talking head…" the stitch-nin mutters with a raised brow before stepping closer with his thread appearing, ready to start the painful procedure of sticking him back together.
Hiding in her room Lily had been pacing the room before hiding inside her turtle puppet while stressing about what had just happened, he wasn't even meant to have seen the kiss let lone been alive to feel it. The raven haired girl hadn't thought about him being immortal until now but the way he had been cold, pale and lifeless without a single word of abuse made him seem so dead, so at peace for once in his life apart from when he was asleep but even then he seemed to be angry or in a nightmare of his own. Thumping the wooden inside of the shell she groans into her leather chair that had her face stuffed into it, nails ripping at the interior as she runs the same scene over and over in her head in dread.
All she could do was hope to Jashin that the albino perhaps would forget and get on with dodging her all of the time, still not eat her food or even breath in the same room. It would be painful to see but much better than hearing him laugh at her for the kiss, hearing the washing machine finally die down she reaches her hand out to pull out the clothes and fold them up.
[I could live in here for the rest of my life…yeah that sounds safe]. Pein pauses for a moment seeing the lifelike turtle stomp its way through the base while handing out fresh clothes to rooms, a sweat drop running down his head when it looks at him.
"hello" this grey, lifeless orbs fade for a moment unsure of how to react to a talking turtle but before he can say anything it stomps away again back to Lily's room where she gets out to sleep. At least it was quiet now letting her sleep, the kissing plaguing her mind even into her dreamscape that was once just her making the perfect puppet and taking over the world with her praising it all. Hidan who would usually be a white dog with his face that barked 'fuck' was now, to her horror in real-life but happiness in the dream, fiancé of some kind whom comes up behind her to lean over her shoulder and cuddle her hips quietly.
Thundering up with wide eyes she breaths heavily before dropping back down to stare at the alarm that told her it was only 2:46am, perhaps the library in the other world would hold some soothing karma. Standing staring at books Lily had thrown the mask to the side that had somehow fixed its self but the bones and wings hadn't faded, pulling at books she sits down to read them but by now she could probably recite them over and over even without it, the eyes fix on someone entering the room but she doesn't look up.
"shouldn't you be sleeping" the familiar voice enquires making her freeze and look up at the albino, she shrugs before turning pages in the book but she wasn't even looking at the book anymore just flicking. "I was expecting some kind of come back" he had been stepping closer as she gets up to put the book away, the silence being awkward but it felt like the first day they had met.
He annoyed her and Lily didn't say anything to him, the thought is shaken when she hears him coming closer than she wanted him to be. Her black eyes turn down to glance at his fingers shifting to touch her hand, flinching when the raven haired Suna nin snaps her hand away from him. All 8 eyes start to glare at him in a warning motion as she walks away from him towards her small open portal, her eyes widening when he comes running towards her to try grab her. Shifting out of the way he ends up flying through making her almost scream in terror, jumping through she attempts to grab him instead but their fingers end up inch's from each other before the albino goes spiralling down the portal. […crap…].
Gulping she jumps through the portal with him before blacking out on being spat out, hearing something shifting round Lily slowly opens her eyes to glance around with a groan. On sitting up she stares around then up at the miser who had been momentarily using her as a bridge over the puddle of blood, glancing about she gets up to peer around the room.
"why am I in here…" she murmurs glancing over at Kakuzu who just raises his eyebrow.
"this is your room?" he enquires calmly as she scowls at his feet then stops with a gasp, looking down she starts to touch her topless chest.
"where are my boobs?!" she almost screeches making the miser flinch then stare with both eyebrows hitched.
"Hidan-san…are you mentally retarded?" he snaps watching her jump up and run for a mirror, the miser stands aimlessly before cringing to another scream of terror as the albino comes running from the bathroom to the corridor and down still screaming. Running through the living room she slams into a tangled mess of limbs with her self, she groans looking up at her self whom scowls back.
"give back my body!" they both screech at same time making everyone in the living room stare at them. "you stole my body!" they screech shoving each other onto their knee's both scowling. "I stole your body? You're the one that stole my body!" they yell at each other again in anger, Sasha stares at them with an awkward silence before watching them begin to strangle one another in annoyance.
"enough! Hidan-san, Lily-san! Stop fighting" the auburn leader glares as they slowly let each other go with a shove and stand up to wipe off the dirt, the leader turning to Lily.
"okay, Lily-san---" the girl scowls angrily.
"I'm Hidan! that's fucking Lily-san!" he points at his own body with an angry scowl and defensive pout, Lily turns to look at her body before groaning.
"this is getting awkward…" Hidan turns to scowl at her with annoyance.
"you think it's awkward?! Your not the one who woke up with fucking tits in your face!" he scowls angrily as she just becomes red with embarrassment.
"yeah well your not the one who woke up with a manhood in her pants!" some had been sniggering at the words, the way Lily speaks just makes them snigger further.
"fuck you bitch face!" both of them lunge to attack again as the leader pulls them apart again with the aid of Kisame, Lily just sighs and starts to pull at the white hair and rub her breast-less chest.
"I feel lighter than usual…but why the frisk are my pants really tight" glancing down her head tilts at something. "I-is it supposed to be doing that?" all of the men stare with amusement at the poor woman in Hidan's body, she looks up to find the albino groping her body with a confused expression. "hey…don't do that with my chest!" she snaps pulling his hand away from her self, he pulls away to pull at the bra.
"these thing are fucking uncomfortable! And why do I have such a high pitched voice? It sounds fucking horrible" Lily glares quietly at him as he tests his new voice.
"…at least my voice isn't low and grouchy…how do you stand being male?!" Hidan groans feeling slightly naked having only baggy training trousers on and sleeping sandals.
"how do you get fucking work done with these fucked up things in your way…" Lily glances at her own chest with a small glare, they weren't that bad.
Pein stands there gripping his head while others seem disorientated by what was going on. "Tobi's head hurts" the orange masked nin groans while watching Hidan sigh again while scratching at the hair gel in disgust while Lily had started groping herself once more.
"I thought I told you to stop touching them like that, your being too rough!" Hidan snaps pulling Lily's hands away again before growling slightly at the tightness in his pants again.
"can't you fucking control your self…" Lily points downwards as he stares at it, fingers gripping the hem before the woman snags his hands. "Jashin-sama's wrath if you even fucking peek!" she snaps bitterly as the albino just blinks before eventually prising his hands free.
"I don't think I even want to…" both of them grow silent for a moment before staring at each other. "I need the bathroom…what do I do?" Lily's eyes dim for a moment.
"I need fucking go as well…how the fuck do women even pee?" both of them glance about with unsure faces.
"err…you help me…I'll help you? Jashin-sama really will have wrath if I am going to touch that thing!" Hidan points downwards as they start to glare for a moment, eventually walking away towards the bathrooms. Sitting in Lily's room both sits looking round quietly.
"wow…that was really awkward" she murmur's as Hidan just nods.
"you better fucking fix this!" he snaps suddenly as she sits thinking about it.
"I can't do anything about it…this has happened before though. We have to wait for the effects to fix them selves" Hidan scowls angrily at this expecting some kind of 'how long'. "it would fix it's self in about a week…" she mumbles as he lunges to strangle her again with annoyance.
"a fucking week? Seriously?! I'm going to fucking kill you!" gripping his wrists Lily tries to push him off and amazingly starts to win against him, shoving forwards she sits on herself while she struggles in annoyance.
"thank goodness I'm weak against you" she smuggly laughs making Hidan scowl in annoyance and start nipping at his own body, gripping each other they tumble about for a while until losing the energy to push, kick and strangle.
"if I don't get my fucking body back by the end of the fucking week I'll personally kill you" he snaps as she just sighs and flops off to the side lazily, Hidan sits pulling at the low cut down while sliding his hands about. Lily running her fingers aimlessly over the abs she had put a shirt over, she had already warned the albino if he took her shirt off she would hang him by the ankle and let the blood drain into his head for the entire week once their bodies where returned to one another.
