AN: Heyguys.. I have been away because I died in the recent 9/11 plane crash NO JOKER… I WAS IN A COMA ALL THIS TIME BUTI LEARNED HOW TO WRITE BETTER WHILE I WAS SLEEPING…! Let us continue with story if u remember it… fukin losers..
Ground control to major bonez u really made the trumpeSkeeltron feaver
I waved elastically at Baker who was sitting in a chair lookin all emo agan. He looked up at me with a dark soul in his eyes that screamed death which turned me on so I found out I was a necrophilia
"LOOK HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT IM NOT GOING TO TAKE UR EMO BEHAVIOUR U SHULD BE HAPY FOR ME IM HERE AND I SAVED U FROM UR DEPRESSION U ASSHOLE PAY ATTENTION TO ME AAAAAHHH" I suddenly bread out of anger he was pissing me off not paying attention
Suddenly he gave a darky chuckle and grabbed my neck which was very scary but my crotch was pulsing.
"wtf are you doing im trying to be mad at you can you not see my startling character development-" his lips smacked and knocked out my own making them fall down but I kissed him back hornily.
"shut up bitch and let me ride you" he said sternly pushing me down onto the ground in a horse position lifted my leg up and stuck his sizzling sausage inside
"ohohhoh" I moamed into his ear and scratched his chilled muscle but then I noticed MADIK SAW?! HE RAN OUT QUICKLY BUT BAKSAK WAS TOO BUSY FUKIN ME LIKE AN ANIMAL
"I WANA FUK U LIKE AN ANIMAL" he sang to me which was pretty shit Marylin manson did it better but anyway Epiphrie got agitated and took over and was very into Bakura's evil side doing her because they were married thousands of years ago you know. I hope you remembered you little shits. I bet you sent the 9/11 plane to kill me, didn't you? I'll end all of you. ALL OF YOU.
After that they got dressed and Epiphrie wanted to console MARIK because she had heard that he made youtube videos on veganism and she would not accept his horse shit so when she ran into his bedroom he sat up and glared at her.
"what do you want spirit?" he grumbly aske raising his large, hard, long, hard, stone hard, amazingly girthed millemiun rod to my neck. Epiphrie smirked and pushed it away.
"FOOL! You can't hurt me! I'm IMPORTANT!" Epiphrie exclaimed
"YOU WONT BE NOW LET MY SISTER HAVE HER BODY BACK YOU COW PRICK" Madik shooted at Epiphire who was still smelled. A crystal beam shot out and pushed Marik into the wall as she licked the blood on his feet.
"I WANT U" she said
"NO" he said
"yes" she said
"ok" he said
And then epeiphrie raped my brother.
She gave the body back to me and I CRIED BECAUSEI JUST HAD SEX WITH MY OWN BROTHER! GROSS! I got out my ballistic missile and cut myself with it (it's a magic item fyi ) which made me want to eat the blood and I did.
I then flash backed to punk ass Bakura and starned. He didn't give me any attention so I was still mad. I noticed that Yugi was not a gansgetr anymore sicne he became sober but he was actually listenin to death grips
But yeah later that day I entered my brother room and asked if he wanted to have sex and we did. I felt happy.
