So Its been a while, right? I was going to post yesterday, but High School Musical came on and I just got major distracted. Im surprised im doing it right now, because High School Musical 2 is on... Anyway im super duper sorry, but hopefully We'll be back on track soon. Even if there was no track to start with...

It's Zuko Against the World


Meanwhile, back with Azula and Ozai…

"MASON! THE BLASTING JELLY IS NOT FOOD!" Shrieked Azula.

"Oh I can't wait to see how this one turns out!" Ozai laughed with a bowl of Top Ramon.

"JUST SHUT UP AND EAT YOUR NOODLES!" Azula yelled to her father. "Tyson, Mason, come over here."

The two men walked over and sat next to her. "So whats this about us becoming part of your evil army?" Tyson asked, playing with his bowtie.

Azula sighed in relief. They were finally getting somewhere! "So I need an evil army, and you two-"

"ARE GOING TO BE IN CHARGE OF IT!?" Mason asked hopefully.

"No, Mason you will be my body guard and Ty-"

"Why does Mason get to be your body guard?!" Tyson inquired.

"Because. I'm HUUUUUUGE." Mason said in a deep voice.

"Anyways. Tyson you will get the honor of being my hair stylist." Azula said, very annoyed.

"Oh! Sure thing guuuuuuurl. Hey Mason do you know why I get to be the hairstylist?!" Tyson yelled.

"Because you're huge?"

"Nope!"

"Yes. Anyways... Tyson I need you to do my hair like this." Azula held up a picture.

"You want me to do your hair like Satine from Moulin Rouge?" Tyson asked. "This isn't even your hair color. I don't think I have the strength."

"Yes."

"Now were going to need some other minions... do you know anyone willing to betray their own country?" Azula asked hopefully.

"Yes! my little brother Ricky!" Mason yelled.

"But trust me. Ricky is not exactly a leader of men." Tyson cut in.

"Doesnt matter. Ill take anyone. TYSON. GET TO WORK ON MY HAIR." Demanded the fire princess.

"Does Ricky have any friends?" Ozai asked from the kitchen.

"YES- no." Mason said sadly. "He sings 'Colours of the Wind' at lunch, and although it is a fantastic song, its not suited for his voice."

"I CAN GIVE HIM LESSONS." Mai said louder than was needed.

"PERFECT!" Shrieked Azula. "Mai, you give him lessons and find a song he can sing beautifully! Then, he'll sing it at lunch and become popular, and those little children will soon be my army!"

"AZULA. IF YOU WANT FABULUICIOUS HAIR, YOU HAVE TO STAY STILL!"

"Sorry, Tyson. Im just so excited!"

"Its a brilliant plan, But im not feeding those children," Ozai said, walking back into the living room.

Before Azula could give a snappy comeback, the doorbell rang.

"OOOOHHHHHH MY PIZZA'S HERE!" Ozai sang happily.


That night at about seven'o candle, Azula's hair was styled like one of Nicole Kidman's characters, Ozai was happily eating his sixth pizza, The pizza man was drinking some tea and going over Azula's plan with Mason, Tyson was drinking bubble tea, and Mai was teaching Ricky to sing.

"NO RICKY. SING ON KEY." Mai screamed

"IM SORRY SIFU MAI!" Ricky cried.

"START OVER."

And Ricky started to sing.

"I don't want another heartbreak
I don't need another turn to cry
I don't want to learn the hard way
Baby, hello, oh, no, goodbye
But you got me like a rocket
Shooting straight across the sky"

Try to imagine the most beautiful anjelic voice youve ever heard.

"It's the way you love me
It's a feeling like this
It's centrifugal motion
It's perpetual-"

That voice is not Ricky's.

"NO! STOP!" Mai took a deep breath. "Ok. lets try something else."

"Mai, wheres your boyfriend?" Azula asked curiously. "I feel like were far enough along in the story to talk about him."

"Um..." The dreary girl stuttered. "IM TEACHING RIGHT NOW. DO WANT YOUR ARMY OF CHILDREN OR NOT?!"

"Alright fine." Azula walked away. "Mason, how are you doing?"

"GREAT. Oscars going to pass out flyers for our evil plan with every pizza! Were making them right now!" Mason said excitedly.

"IM USING CRAYOLA CRAYONS." Giggled Oscar.

"Wait, say crayon again." Mason asked.

"Crayon."

"Youre saying Cran. Its pronounced Cray-on."

"No youre supposed to say Cran."

"Thats strange. I say crown." Azula said.

"Youre strange."


Ohhh somethings up with Mai's boyfriend! I know what it is, but you dont!

Please review! Ill give you an imaginary pizza with a flyer for Azulas evil plan!