So sorry I haven't updated been really ill and the light from the laptop was killing my eyes, but I have to stay in bed for a few days (doctors orders) so I should have quite a few chapters up soon. Ok btw I hardly got any reviews for the last chapter…ITS JUST GETTING GOOD REVIEW! But for those of you who did…This ones for you!

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BPOV

I ran over to the stereo and yanked the plug out of the wall. Their heads shot up and Edward's face dropped.

"Surprise" I shouted, somehow in all my sorrow I still found a way to add humour to all of this.

"Bella its not what it looks like!" Edward exclaimed

"Oh its exactly what it looks like Eddiekins isn't that what she calls you? I always thought it was a bit of a snuggly name for a sister to call a brother but now I know all that time you were snuggling her! Incest much?" I said so patronisingly that I hurt myself.

That's when she, the tramp butted in and said "Bella I was doing you a favour"

"Wanna explain?" I said with as much vemon as I could muster.

"Well, you want Edward to change you right?"

I just stared

"Well, you don't appreciate your life and if you didn't have Edward you would just go on to live a normal life a life I never got to live, so I decided to take Edward from you and then you would thank me later in your life."

"Rosalie, your right I want to thank you!" She looked pleased "I want to thank you for making me realise how much of a whore you really are!" She grabbed her shirt and stormed out of the room leaving me face to face with Edward.

I stood there speechless. "Well, this is some news" I joked, Edward didn't find it funny and growled.

"Bella! You've been so distant since Charlie died and since what happened with Jacob"

"Oh you mean when you killed him?!"

"Yeah well, I've been so lonley...It's just sex!"

"Oh that makes it ok then does it?" He shook his head,

I carried on "Well Edward I'm just dying to know, how was she?"

His sad look turned to rage.

"What did you just say?"

"You heard me, how was she?"

Then the unexpected happened, something I expected to happen around Jacob not Edward, he hit me.