Author's Note: This idea was thanks to snoogenz (Thanks bro, it was too brilliant so i had to roll with it.) And it actually only took a week! A miracle! Anyway, enjoy!
-Body Switch...Why?! (Hakuno) -
She gets up and goes to the bathroom, she said 'Thank you' to Tamamo, and decides to do her schedule.
To Do List.
-Thank Tamamo for the breakfast.
-Do Head of the moon cell things with her Bro.
-Stare at the fake sky
-Runaway from the shenanigans
-More things involving papers
-Runaway from your so called friends.
-Lock thyself from my room.
-Rinse and Repeat for another day
Now that Hakuno saw her list, she dedicated her day to following it.
But fate has it, the Author decided to be a pain in the neck and make her life as miserable as possible.
After closing the sliding door of her room, she faced to the left and was bulldozed by a running Rin, a angry Haraway assassin following.
Rin in her haste to run dropped something on Hakuno, Tamamo, who's husbando senses tingled knew her master got hurt, so she exits the room, in nothing but an appron and a laddle.
"Master! Are you okay!" Tamamo exclaimed, helping Hakuno sit up. With her eyesight back she looks at Tamamo, and seeing her clothes, she gave her a blank stare.
"It's comfy! And it's typical for a housewife to wear this!" she only groan at Tamamo's explanation.
Before Hakuno can say anything, Rin, who backtracked appeared and accidentally trip on the two, the force was enough to make Tamamo lean and kiss Hakuno on the lips.
Rin and the now gaping Julius looked at the two, there was a blinding light, when it deemed down, Hakuno and Tamamo were quiet.
"Hey, Hakuno, Tamamo you okay?" Rin nervously asked, and tried to pat her pocket and felt a certain tablet was gone. "No, don't tell me?" she looks at the two and saw Tamamo blink.
"Ugh, i feel like I went 5 rounds with Drake." she groaned out, holding a hand to her temple, "And why do i feel heavy?" Tamamo's voice changed, it was a bit low than the usual peppy sound.
'Oh dear, I'm dead, I am so dead' Rin thought, sweat falling from her face.
"Mikon!" Hakuno sat up, and looks around.
"Mikon?" Tamamo asked, she suddenly paused and looks at herself. "Why? Why do i have big boobs? And why am i seeing myself?"
Meanwhile, the usually blank Hakuno was squealing while hugging herself. "Mikon! Best day ever!"
"RIN?!" Tamamo shouted, looking at the girl, seeing that her bestfriend was angry, no fuming she did the sane thing a person will do in this situation, she uses Julius as a shield to buy time and run as fast as possible.
"Drats! She got away!" Tamamo(Hakuno) said, a twitching Julius was on the floor, passed out, with Hakuno(Tamamo) poking him with a stick.
"Anyway! First get change, second Tamamo! stop poking Julius! We'll ask Rani gmfor a cure!"
Hakuno(Tamamo) squeals a reply.
-Later-
A frowning Tamamo(Hakuno) was glaring at Rin, while a giggling Hakuno(Tamamo) was by her side trying to feed her. "Honey! Say Ah..."
Tamamo(Hakuno) can't say no to that face so accepts it.
"Weird body switch is good civilization!" Altera commented, making the occupants of the room groan.
"So? Rani, can you cure it?" Hakunon asked, rubbing the bridge of his nose. Nero was asking her Master to do the same to her, which he obliges.
"Well, knowing what kind of medicine it was, there is only one cure."
"What is it?" Tamamo(Hakuno) asked, Rani clears her throat and said the dreaded words. "A kiss on the lips will do the trick."
Everyone wss silent after those words, they all look at Hakuno and Tamamo. "Mikon! If it's that! I'll gladly do it!" with that Hakuno(Tamamo) didn't wait to be transfered to their room and instead kissed Tamamo(Hakuno) right there and then. All the boys blushed, Rin was covering Altera's eyes, while Elizabeth was covering both Alice's.
Before things got a little to heated up, Tamamo(Hakuno) was turning blue from the lack of air, they both glowed, Hakuno separates from the kiss, breathing heavily and saw her own body. "Yes!"
"Mikon! Best day ever!" Tamamo squealed, hugging Hakuno who only sighed, rubbing Tamamo on the head. The two paused when the room was too loud. They look up and saw chaos.
Drake was acting like a wuss, Robin was laughing for no apparent reason, Alice was roaring, Hakunon is touching himself, mouthing the words Umu, Nero was banging her head on the table. Lu Bu was asking what happened and about good civilization. So on and so forth.
"This is Rin's fault, you fix this." Hakuno deadpanned, looking at Elizabeth who was nervously laughing.
"In my defense, it was Julius's fault."
"Rin."
"I don't know!"
"Let me do it!" Rin(Elizabeth) said, and took out something from her pocket, it was a mic. "Let's do this!" the resulting explosion from Rin's(Elizabeth) voice was heard in the entirety of the moon cell, destroying windows, the explosion went nuclear when Nero joined.
How did a simple body switch turn into an apocalypse for the moon cell. No one knows, but i think the people like it that way.
"Why." Hakuno groaned out, with Tamamo laughing by her side. Just another day in the moon cell.
End Note: Next up is the final chapter of the gender bender Arc! stay tuned! See ya all at the next update!
-Drexeru Out-
