CHAPTER 12: GINNY'S BABY SHOWER

ONE DAY WHILE RON WAS WAXING HIS DOLPHIN IN THE LOFT GINNY RAN IN WITH HER BABY AND BEGAN TO CRY.

GINNY: ROOOON! I HAVE A BABY.
RON: GOOD I AM VERY PROUD AND APPREHENSIVE.

MRS. WEASLEY THEN DASHES IN WITH MR. WEASLEY BY HER SIDE.

WEASLEY PARENTS: LAWL. YOU HAVE A KID AND NO ONE IS GONNA SUPPORT YOU CUZ WE ARE SHIT BROKE.

SO THEY THROW HER A BABY SHOWER.

SIMBA: LOL ITS MY BABY SHOWER.
GINNY: YOU ARE MY SON AND WE ARE GONNA SNUGGLE LATER.

GINNY AND SIMBA BEGIN TO SNUGGLE WITH EACHOTHER.

RON: WELL THIS IS A HAPPENING BABY SHOWER...

JUST THEN ERMIONE COMES IN WITH A BIKINI ON.

RON: I WISH I HADNT HAVE WANKED ALREADY TODAY.
ERMIONE: HI RON, DO U LIKE MY NEW BIKINI ITS WATER RESISTENT. ROFL.
RON: YOU HAVE RATHER FIRM NIPPLES.

THEN ARRY WALKS IN WITH HIS PRESENT FOR THE BABY.

ARRY: HERE YOU GO SIMBA ITS A SHIRT THAT SAYS: I SHOULD HAVE BEEN ABORTED. AND A MAGNET THAT SAYS: MY CONCEPTION WAS NOT CONSENSUAL.

GINNY: THOSE ARE GREAT PRESENTS FOR A BOY OF HIS AGE. THEY WILL BE PUT TO SWELL USE IN THIS HOUR.

AGRID WALKS IN CARRYING A CHIMNEY.

AGRID: LOOL I GOT THE BABY A CHIMNEY SO HE CAN SWEEP IT.
GINNY: WOW YOU ARE A GREAT SHOPPER.

SPROUTY THEN WALKS IN.

SIMBA: SCUSE ME MA'AM BUT YOU HAVE A RAT JUTTING OUT OF YOUR PUSSY.
SPROUTY: OH MY! THANK YOU.

GINNY: WELL THAT CONCLUDES THE PARTY.
SIMBA: I FEEL VERY APPRECIATED AND SHOWERED.

SUDDENLY PROF CLITMUNCH WALKS IN WITH A BAG OF ONION RINGS.

CLITSUCK: LOL HERE I GOT A PRESENT FOR OUR BABY.

GINNY: GOOD THIS WILL COVER A YEAR OF CHILD SUPPORT.

CLITLICK: SWELL!!

IT IS SUDDENLY BEDTIME AND EVERYONES SCATTERS HOME SO THEY DO NOT MISS IT.

AS GINNY IS LYING DOWN SHE NOTICES THAT HER COOTER IS COVERED IN SNAILS.

GINNY: THIS MAY BE A PROBLEM.
I WILL RESOLVE IT LATER.