CHAPTER 12: GINNY'S BABY SHOWER
ONE DAY WHILE RON WAS WAXING HIS DOLPHIN IN THE LOFT GINNY RAN IN WITH HER BABY AND BEGAN TO CRY.
GINNY: ROOOON! I HAVE A BABY.
RON: GOOD I AM VERY
PROUD AND APPREHENSIVE.
MRS. WEASLEY THEN DASHES IN WITH MR. WEASLEY BY HER SIDE.
WEASLEY PARENTS: LAWL. YOU HAVE A KID AND NO ONE IS GONNA SUPPORT YOU CUZ WE ARE SHIT BROKE.
SO THEY THROW HER A BABY SHOWER.
SIMBA: LOL ITS MY BABY
SHOWER.
GINNY: YOU ARE MY SON AND WE ARE GONNA SNUGGLE
LATER.
GINNY AND SIMBA BEGIN TO SNUGGLE WITH EACHOTHER.
RON: WELL THIS IS A HAPPENING BABY SHOWER...
JUST THEN ERMIONE COMES IN WITH A BIKINI ON.
RON: I WISH I HADNT HAVE WANKED
ALREADY TODAY.
ERMIONE: HI RON, DO U LIKE MY NEW BIKINI ITS WATER
RESISTENT. ROFL.
RON: YOU HAVE RATHER FIRM NIPPLES.
THEN ARRY WALKS IN WITH HIS PRESENT FOR THE BABY.
ARRY: HERE YOU GO SIMBA ITS A SHIRT THAT SAYS: I SHOULD HAVE BEEN ABORTED. AND A MAGNET THAT SAYS: MY CONCEPTION WAS NOT CONSENSUAL.
GINNY: THOSE ARE GREAT PRESENTS FOR A BOY OF HIS AGE. THEY WILL BE PUT TO SWELL USE IN THIS HOUR.
AGRID WALKS IN CARRYING A CHIMNEY.
AGRID:
LOOL I GOT THE BABY A CHIMNEY SO HE CAN SWEEP IT.
GINNY: WOW YOU
ARE A GREAT SHOPPER.
SPROUTY THEN WALKS IN.
SIMBA:
SCUSE ME MA'AM BUT YOU HAVE A RAT JUTTING OUT OF YOUR PUSSY.
SPROUTY:
OH MY! THANK YOU.
GINNY: WELL THAT CONCLUDES THE PARTY.
SIMBA:
I FEEL VERY APPRECIATED AND SHOWERED.
SUDDENLY PROF CLITMUNCH WALKS IN WITH A BAG OF ONION RINGS.
CLITSUCK: LOL HERE I GOT A PRESENT FOR OUR BABY.
GINNY: GOOD THIS WILL COVER A YEAR OF CHILD SUPPORT.
CLITLICK: SWELL!!
IT IS SUDDENLY BEDTIME AND EVERYONES SCATTERS HOME SO THEY DO NOT MISS IT.
AS GINNY IS LYING DOWN SHE NOTICES THAT HER COOTER IS COVERED IN SNAILS.
GINNY: THIS MAY BE A PROBLEM.
I WILL RESOLVE IT
LATER.
