A/N: From viewing the latest trailers …. I can't think of the entire segment leading to whatever! I also feel like leaving the finale alone would be better so everyone can have less ideas on what will happen.
What I will do is show character interaction and development. I fear for what may be left out due to time restraint. But I did not do ones for (Dipper and Mabel) and (Stanley and Stanford) since the kids already had one last episode and of course the first twins will have one before this ends.
Weirdmageddon part 3
After Dipper and Mabel reunited with their Grunkle Stan and after the big speech, the rebel began training themselves for their final stand against Bill Cipher himself. Feeling that death may be upon them, they feel the need to speak to one another in order to clear things out, reveal secrets, and remind one another how they feel about each other.
Grunkle Stan and Soos
"Thanks for looking out for the kids." Grunkle Stan was throwing multiple objects at Soos for dodging practice.
"Anytime, Mr. Pines!" Soos said gladly as he dodged each object.
Stanley felt impressed by Soos's skill. "Looks like this weirdmageddon toughen you up. More than I can."
Soos shook his head no. "Of course not! Well yes, but you're a better teacher."
"Thanks Soos. Now dodge this!" Stanley unveiled a Pitching Machine that show tens of baseballs at Soos. Soos took each shot and fell to the ground.
"I failed."
"But lived through it." Stanley helped Soos up. "You know, this whole thing may kill us in the end. I just wanted to say …" Grunkle Stan felt the back of his neck, trying to come up with the right words. "It's just that I'm glad I'd hired you in the first place."
"R-Really?" Soos looked up to his father figure, hoping he'll say exactly what he was hoping for.
"Yeah. Now listen up because I'm going to say this once."
Soos placed his hands around his ears.
"Oh boy." Stanley sighed. "You've stuck with me until the very end, minus that portal thing, and never betrayed me or called the police. You also became great friends with the kids." Stanley took a huge breath. "I have a lot of family issues and I care a lot for the kids over my own life, but you Soos …. Well ….. you're kind of like the son I'd never had." Stanley then noticed the huge puppy dog eyes of Soos and slowly stood back. "Alright, get it over with."
Soos embraced the old man in the tightest hug he had ever given. "And you're like the father that actually wants me!"
The last words Soos spoke really hit Stan. The Man of Mystery suddenly had flashbacks of his own father kicking him out for ruining his brother's life. "T-Thanks Soos, or I guess not related son-model." The old man tried his hardest to hold back tears, but failed.
Mabel and Pacifica
"Don't laugh at what I'm wearing!" Pacifica shouted as she and Mabel practice using Grappling Hooks.
"I won't, Pacifica." Mabel shot at a cardboard cutout of Bill Cipher.
"Wow, good shot!" Pacifica complimented her old enemy. "Mabel, about all the insults …"
"You don't have to apologize, Pacifica." Mabel gave the girl a soft smile. "Dipper told me about what happened at that party. You want to be the exact opposite of your parents. A non-Walking One Dimensional Bleach Blonde Valley Girl Stereotype."
"Really." Pacifica lightly blushed. "Did he tell you anything else?"
"Wait wait wait! Hold the phone!" Mabel looked at Pacifica's face, making the girl feeling awkward. "Oh My Gosh! You blushed when you asked if Dipper said anything else!"
"Wait wait!" shouted Pacifica.
Mabel then squealed like a siren. "You like like-"
Pacifica then tackled Mabel to the ground. "Stop shouting, we're in hiding!"
Mabel silent herself. "Right right, sorry."
Pacifica and Mabel stood up. "And you got it all wrong. I don't like him like that."
Mabel gave her that one Spongebob face from 'Just one Bite'. A powerful move on Pacifica.
"….. No. I don't l-l-like him like that." Pacifica shook her head. "I just want to say I'm sorry for everything. That's all! I mean we only became friends that one time!" The rich girl turned and folded her arms. "I mean sheesh, I was blushing from the compliments from new friends."
"You think of me as a friend?!"
Pacifica's eyes bulged and the girl sighed. "Go head and hug me already." Instead of a hug, Mabel put someone the girl. "Hey, what's this?" Mabel had given Pacifica her llama sweater.
"So, what do you think? Beat those old rags, huh?"
Pacifica looked at the fuzzy sweater of the llama. "I … I love it?" Pacifica couldn't believe what she was saying. The home-made sweater felt warm and comfortable. It even has the image of her favorite animal. A few tears started to form in her eyes. "Mabel … I don't know what to say."
"How about a 'Gimme me a hug new friend!" Mabel wrapped around the girl tightly.
"Mabel, how long will this take?" Pacifica asked, feeling her air pipes closing in.
Mabel let the girl go to breath. "There you go." Mabel nudged Pacifica and winked. "And if you actually want to date my brother, let me know so I can plan the whole date."
Pacifica laughed. "Alright. But seriously, I haven't known him for that long."
"O.K." Mabel smiled. "Besides, I'm sure he wants to hook up with Wendy."
Pacifica then grabbed ahold of Mabel's sweater. "HE'S WHAT!? BUT I'M RICH!" That was when Pacifica realized she had fallen right into Mabel's trap. "Oh no…." She prepared her ears for yet another squeal.
Dipper and McGucket
"And that's about done it." McGucket and Dipper finished up a machine.
"Great …. Now what it is for?"
"I call it the Plot Device 9001." McGucket slapped his knees and did a little dance.
Seeing McGucket acting his usual crazy self made Dipper remember what had happened thirty years ago. "So McGucket …. How are things with your mind?"
McGucket knew this question will surface. "Well I'm still crazy, but I think I'm doing better." McGucket then turned towards some blueprints made by Stanford Pines himself. "Wish I could talk to mister Real Stanford himself about all this."
Dipper felt a little worried. "Do you still hate him for that?"
"Well, I guess not and I guess so. My mind's still working on that. But it's not like I'm sinless. Am I?" McGucket scratched his head. "I can't darn remember why my son hates me. It could me my fault, his fault, the cacti's fault, or all quadruple."
"We all know what it's like to have family issues." Dipper thought about his Grunkles' grudges and the one he had with Mabel. "McGucket, I'm sorry for what happened to you. If I can fix it in any way, I'll do it."
"Aw shucks. Don't go killin yourself over it." McGucket laughed. "Besides, we got a huger problem. That triangle fella."
"Bill…." Dipper looked out the window to see the Pyramid. "Bill still has Grunkle Ford and everyone in Gravity Falls."
McGucket placed a hand on Dipper's shoulder. "I know you're feeling down, but we're still alive and itching to kick some nacho … do nacho's have butts?"
Dipper laughed. "No, but he still has that one huge eye we can poke ….. I swear if that's his weakness."
"Ha, maybe! But it will be dangerous to go alone." McGucket pulled the Plot Device 9001 closer. "Take this!"
Dipper, Manitaurs, and Rumble McSkirmish
"Punch, Punch, Kick, now Uppercut!" McSkirkmish shouted to Dipper attacking a punching bag as Chutzpar the Manitaur held it.
"Now Dodge!" Chutzpar threw the bag towards Dipper and he rolled away.
Dipper stood up and cheered. "Woo! If my gym teacher saw me this fit, he'll call in the cops to find out where the real me is! Actually he wouldn't just care and go along with fake Dipper."
Chutzpar laughed. "You've grown stronger than our last meeting, Dipper."
Rumble punched in the air. "Yes, even though you're still not as strong as I, you have become more powerful. What have pushed you to become stronger? Did the Weirdmageddon kill your father?"
Dipper smiled as he looked at his sister teaching Pacifica how to use a Grappling Hook and Grunkle Stan punching dummies. "Well beside the paranormal in this town, I guess my family pushed me this far."
"Yes, your great uncle is a fine chief." Chutzpar said. "Even at his age he led us through Bill's conquest."
"Ow my back!"
"But he still mortal."
Dipper looked at his uncle getting treatment and thought of something. "You know, I don't really think Stan is capable of fighting in a war, not in his age."
"True." Rumble spoke. "My Sensei is far older and is capable of extreme fighting technique, but he gets tired too easily to keep fighting. If he has to fight an army, he will surely meet his end."
Dipper's heart sank at the thought of it. "I'll just have a talk with him about it."
Chutzpar recognized Dipper's emotion. "Dipper, the thought of losing someone is strong, but in battle your emotions can lead to your death."
Dipper looked at him as Rumble nodded his head. "I too remember times when my rage led me to failure. Especially to spammers."
Dipper noticed Stan had left somewhere. "I know, but I should still talk to him."
When the boy left, Chutzpar and Rumble turned to each other. "Dipper, he has grown strong, but still a child."
"Yes." Rumble said. "I feel deep in my pixel heart that not all of us will make it through the end. And I'm not just talking about Bill."
"Me too." Chutzpar looked at all the rebels training. "Even victory will require sacrifice."
Mabel, Grenda, Candy, and Unicorn
"Wow, you girls destroyed all the dummies!" Mabel grinned at the broken piles of crash dummies as Grenda and Candy stood their victorious.
"No one can punch like Gren-da!" Grenda showed off her muscles as Candy swung some ninja stars.
"Death to our enemies."
Mabel started tearing. "You two are the best girlfriends a girl can have." She smiled softly and sniffed. "Group hug!"
They all hugged each other as Celestabellebethabelle, let's just say Cele, walked towards them. "I'll say, naaaaay!"
Mabel smirked. "You want another round?"
"Oh heavens not." Cele said. "I'm just here to inform you on some rules when riding us into battle" Cele cleared her throat. "No hair pulling, no painting, no singing, no memes, no references to boring movies, no grabbing my horn, no assuming I can fly, and especially no boys."
"Well what if all those things are needed to defeat Bill?" Mabel playfully asked as her friends agreed.
Cele turned her cheek. "Hmph, I highly doubt that. But if it is, confirm it first."
"Sorry Miss Phone Operator, but we don't have time to wait in battle!"
Cele sighed. "Well then, I'll I can say now is good luck out there."
When she walked away, Mabel noticed something missing. "Where's Grunkle Stan?"
Wendy and Grunkle Stan
"I'm gonna get a soda. You keep training while I rest." Stan said to some Manotaurs and Gnomes who all praised him for being so strong. When Stan found privacy next to the house, he gasped and sat right down. "This is crazy! I'm too old for this!"
"Why not just be a general?"
Stan yelped to see Wendy next to him. "You almost gave me a heart attack."
Wendy shook her head. "And our battle won't. Seriously Mr. Pines, you shouldn't just go G.I. Joe out there."
Stan felt his back and sighed. "Look, my brother's trapped in some floating pyramid and there is no way I'm letting the kids fight alone. Even if his dumb journal said they're a tree and a star in a circle. I don't even know."
Wendy recalled the wheel with the symbols. "Yeah, and two of them are bugging me out. Like I'm either that heart of the ice."
"Or neither." Stan said. "Look, I guess all of this is my fault. With me turning that portal on and all. I just want say sorry for dragging you and everyone else in this."
"Don't sweat it, man. You were just trying to get your brother back. I don't recall you and Bill Cipher being the same guy."
"I sometimes think me, Mr. Pines, Bill, and McGucket are the same guy."
Wendy and Stan looked at Soos. "Soos, we're having a friendly bond here and I already became an official father-figure to you."
"Oh, sorry."
Wendy looked surprised. "Awww, you to bonded."
"Don't go mushy on me too." Stan warned. "Also, if anything happens to me out there." Stan took a deep breath. "Just keep going, and take the kids with you. No wasting time or sleeping or anything else you do at work."
"Trust me, this is one order I'll follow with lumberjack honor." Wendy held her heart and saluted. "I'll keep an eye on Dipper and Mabel. But don't cut yourself short like that." Wendy playfully punched his arm. "You're a warrior, an old greedy warrior with even worst luck with love than me."
Stan laughed a bit. "And you don't cut yourself short." Stan felt the back of his neck. "But seriously, if I don't make it, I want you and everyone else to leave me without a second thought, no matter how hard it is."
"Yes sir." Wendy smiled. "I should go find Dipper and Mabel, they need to hear this too." When Wendy turned around, a single teardrop ran down her cheek.
Dipper, Mabel, and Stan
In the living room, Stan had finished his emotional talk with Dipper and Mabel.
"So do you understand?" Stan kneeled down and placed a hand on each of their shoulders. "You keeping going, got it."
Dipper was looking downwards as Mabel's eyes started leaking. "N-N-No. You're too Grunkle Stan to die out there." Mabel spoke with her voice cracking a bit.
"Mabel sweety, you have to be strong like Dipper here." Stan noticed the tears of Dipper. "Don't be like that too. I said-"
Stan was caught off guard when his niece and nephew embraced him in a tight hug. "We do understand!" Dipper said with red soaked eyes.
"But …. But we still don't know what will happen." Mabel looked up to him. "No one or everyone can be destroyed. But right now we're all still here."
Stan held onto them, enjoying the moment which could be their last. "I know I'm no psychic. But just keep what I told you in your large heads of yours. No sense in beating dead horse. Am I right, huh?"
Stan's pointless joke brightened up the twin's spirit a bit. "But this horse won't go out without taking a hundred down with him." Dipper grabbed Stan in a neck lock.
"Dog pile!" Mabel shouted as she jumped on both of them.
They all shared a huge laugh that they'll remember forever.
Dipper and Wendy
"So you're O.K.?" Wendy asked Dipper as the two sat at Wendy's hidden spot.
"I am." Dipper took a deep breath and looked at the destroyed town of Gravity Falls. "But this is still big. I mean I can understand to just go on if Stan doesn't make it, but what about everyone else? I mean what if Mabel, you, Soos, or anyone else get hurt? What if the moment we step into enemy territory Bill will just drop an Anvil on us? Or he can just eat us, burn us, freeze us, or-"
Dipper immediately stopped when Wendy wrapped her arms around him, instantly calming him down. "We'll make it through. No prob." Dipper's face turned tomato red as the comforting heat of his crush calmed his mind.
"Still have a crush on me?"
Dipper panicked a bit and let go. "What, no. I mean yes, I mean no, I mean." Wendy placed a finger over his mouth. "Chill, remember what we talked about?"
She moved her finger away to let Dipper speak. "We don't have to be awkward about it." Dipper smiled and decided to tell Wendy how he's been since that incident in the bunker. "Well I did have mix feelings about confessing, but I forgotten all about it when Soos fond that laptop. All my time went into solving what was in there."
"With no sleep whatsoever." Wendy smiled when Dipper nodded. "I can't imagine myself not sleeping. How'd you able to pull off that sin?"
"Dedication." Dipper felt his head. "But it did work out when Bill possessed me."
Wendy shivered. "Don't remind me. The way Bipper was acting, I was ready to bonk him, I mean you, you-him out cold. Either that or mail you to the asylum. Bill was testing which rock was rougher on skin before walking in the theater."
Dipper recalled the hospital trip. "And to this day Stan paid a lot of money to keep my parents from knowing." Dipper laughed. "Back to the topic. I wasn't able to just let go on how I feel about you, but Stan helped me out a lot in talking to girls when we were on that revenge trip."
"Oh no." Wendy looked at her friend with a grievous smile. "How bad did it go?"
"At first it was great. First girl I'd talked to after Stan told me to be funny and confident gave me her email address."
"Right on." Wendy playfully punched his arm, which was still painful. "Let me guess, you wanted to stop but Mr. I'm Single for a Reason told you otherwise."
"Exactly that. I manage to get a lot of emails before Candy started liking me."
"A lot huh? Wait, Candy? That's sweet." Wendy childishly sighed. "Pun intended."
"Yeah, I didn't want to hurt her feelings but Stan told me to go out with here anyway, that was when-"
"Let me guess." Wendy spoke. "All the girls you hit on showed up."
"Yep." Dipper sighed. "I hurt Candy, but I apologized and Candy told me she lost interest after we were being chased by this spider monster." Dipper fiddled his fingers a bit. "Look, I know we're not in the same age group. But be honest with me, what are the chances of me holding onto a relationship?"
Wendy smiled. "Look, Dipper. You have to admit you're a dork and no girl will look at you like some muscle man."
"Geeze, thanks." Dipper sarcastically said.
"But believe me on this. Girls will go crazy over you once they get to know you." Wendy smiled, lifting his spirit.
"R-Really?" Dipper asked.
"Doofus, you're a paranormal hunter. An actual one." Wendy held her hands behind her arms and smirked. "Girls love an adventurer, and something else." Wendy sat up. "Now this will sound like some cheesy cartoon movie, but you have a great heart."
Dipper felt his chest.
"When your friends and family are involved, you're always there to help them out. No matter if there are ghosts, candy monsters, or a shapeshifter. That's what a girl needs, a brave and nice guy. Not a wimp. And especially not a filthy liar who already has three girlfriends and-" Wendy calmed herself down. "Just be a friend first and then you'll find love."
"Wow, I …" Dipper felt his neck. "Thanks Wendy. I really needed that."
"No problem-o." Wendy looked at the horizon. "And don't forget to add 'I Saved the World' on the list."
The two shared a laugh together. "Well technically no one will believe the paranormal stuff." Dipper added.
"All accept for Pa-" Mabel shouted from the trap door before Pacifica covered her mouth.
"You hear something?" they both asked.
Stanford and Gideon
Deep within Bill's Pyramid, the dream demon himself floated around Ford in a jail cell. "Remember my offer carefully. And don't try any funny business."
When he floated away, Ford sat on a chair to ponder what Bill had offered. "The secrets of the universe. I can have them all, but ….."
"Stanford?"
Ford looked at the corner to see Gravity Falls' once beloved child, Gideon. "You're that psychic kid that somehow got the deed to my shack."
"Yes, and you're the real Stanford Pines. And the one calling himself Stanford was truly Stanley. Your father must be lazy as heck." Gideon walked up to the author. "So Bill wants to make a deal with you? Well what is it?"
Stanford took a deep breath. "It appears that Gravity Falls is contained in some force shield. He wants my help in exchange for the secrets of the universe."
Gideon shook his head. "I hope you'll refuse then. Because you should be smarter than I am." Gideon turned away. "I found your book last year and learned about that there portal that I can use to achieve world domination, but when I'd summon old Bill Cipher, I went from Seeker to Darkness to some henchmen." He took out the news article of him and Mabel. "I was crazy beforehand, but not as much as being Bill's lacky." He put the paper away and pointed at Ford. "You knew him longer and both Dipper and now I are against Bill after he tricked us. I hope you're not stupid enough to fall for it again."
"Stupid." Ford looked at his six-fingered hand. "No … no ….. NO!" Ford shouted. "I can't believe I was even tempted in the first place! There is no way I'll ever help that monster with whatever he has planned!"
"Planned?" Gideon looked at the author curiously. "He plans on world domination. Remember what all this was?"
Ford frowned and shook his head. "No, there's something else to it."
"WHAT?!" Gideon's jaw dropped. "What else does he want besides this world? What's left?"
"That ….. I don't know." Ford looked at some monuments to Bill Cipher on the walls. "He told me that this world was not his greater goal. I fear that whatever it is could not only destroy this world but countless others. I … I just hope Dipper can figure out how to stop him."
"Well he's full of surprises." Gideon sat next to him. "He made me go after Bill for Mabel and what she wants. Bill Cipher of all demons. I knew it was crazy, but what he said about making yourself worth loving got to me ….. and I'll do it all again for my darlin."
"You're freaking me out now." Ford said. "Unfortunately there's not much we can do unless some giant hand punches us out."
The two sighed. "Author. Can I have permission to get all fanboy-y"
"Wait what?" Before Ford knew it, Gideon started squealing and hopping up and down.
"OHMYGOSHYOU'RETHEAUTHORI'MYOURBIGGESTFANSIGNME!"
Dipper and Pacifica
Dipper, Mabel, Grunkle Stan, Soos, Wendy, and everyone else stood outside the shack. Ready to face Bill Cipher.
"This is it. Today we stop Bill and save the world!" Dipper spoke to everyone. He then walked to each of his closest friends for a preptalk.
"Soos, don't hold back."
"Got it, dude."
"Wendy, your axe is not just a weapon, but a part of you."
"Whatever you say, dork."
"Mabel, you'll be by my side till the end."
"When am I not? Ha! Except for in that bubble."
Lastly he reached Pacifica. "Pacifica. Out of everyone you've grown the strongest. I-"
Dipper was halt dead is his tracks when Pacifica grabbed his head and pulled him in for a long world felt like it was slowly spinning as beautiful music played that was quickly overheard by Mabel's squeals.
When they separated, the two both stare at each other with blank silent stares.
"Woot, go Dipper!" shouted Soos.
"I am so planning your first date!" shouted Mabel.
"When did this happen?" asked Stan. "Did I miss some redemption moment with this rich kid? … Riiiiiiiiiiich."
"I ship it." Wendy gave the two a thumb up.
The two continued there awkward silent before they both slapped each other. "Uhh, soldiers. Onwards!"
So the army made their way towards Bill Cipher's Pyramid, while Dipper and Pacifica gave each other short and quick blank stares.
"This better happen in the real show!" shouted Mabel. "Not all ships will sail, but I better see a good amount before all of this ends! And also a vison from the future! And cute boys. And also ice cream. Maybe even an Anti-Hate laser to use during High school. Also another show to help fill the void."
"Ooh, Ooh! Pick me!" shouted Steven Universe.
"Sold!" shouted Mabel getting reading to go into 'Cute Boy Alert' mode.
"Mine!" Connie jumped in and pulled Steven away, threatening Mabel with Rose's Sword.
"What just happened?" asked Stan.
The End
Thank you for 7,657 views but to this point. Also I am not continuing this for Dipper's Journal (releasing this summer) or any other Gravity Falls content in the future such as graphic novels or video games.
If you want to, please check out these fanfictions I'm working on.
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